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The SituAsian posted:
And yet nobody minds someone strapping on the Odin Belt when they sack Rodgers. It's religious discrimination.
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eatenmyeyes posted:I just noticed the opposing team.
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Thenipwax posted:I haven't heard of anybody actually suggesting that Tebow shouldn't be allowed to pray, but rather that it's irritating. The fact that it is irritating is due more to the media claiming divine intervention when the Broncos had a few 4th quarter comebacks. If his skills were due to divine intervention, then God should stay out of football, as he's not very good. A guy off field who is not on the team and is influencing play like that (making the wind blow, the ball fumble, the unbelievers weak) sounds an awful lot like cheating.
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Dec 30, 2011 23:05
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I doubt Tebow is as pious as he makes himself out to be, he's just milking it for his 15 minutes and laughing at the Christians when the cameras are off. I can't wait until his Tiger Woods-style sex scandal. Not if, when.
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Dec 31, 2011 01:32
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Leospeare posted:I doubt Tebow is as pious as he makes himself out to be, he's just milking it for his 15 minutes and laughing at the Christians when the cameras are off. Well at this point when he is Jesus 2.0. Even getting photographed in a club is going to destroy him.
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Dec 31, 2011 01:37
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I don't even like Detroit, but that pic might make a great avatar, just because. Anyway.. quote:my fundie niece sent
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Dec 31, 2011 02:05
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After saying that, God waited fourteen years before shooting John Lennon.
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He works in mysterious ways.
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Dec 31, 2011 02:11
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Retarded Pimp posted:He works in mysterious ways. He's kind of like the enter button in that way, always strikes when you least expect it.
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Sarion posted:After saying that, God waited fourteen years before shooting John Lennon. Well he has plenty of time to wait.
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Dec 31, 2011 02:51
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Well, good to see that someone out there is still keeping 640 x 480 alive
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Bill Gates 10 rules just got posted on facebook in picture form with a smirking Bill. http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/schoolrules.asp This just came up like 2 pages ago so who evers keeping score, just add a tick.
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I'm always pleased to see that the God of kindness and mercy, who gave humanity free will to do as they will, is so willing to kill his children and followers when they don't do just what he wants just how he wants. That's the way to win converts and followers, alright.
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Sarion posted:After saying that, God waited fourteen years before shooting John Lennon. He also killed that strapping young Brazilian politician at the tender age of 75.
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Everyone that has ever spoken out against God or Jesus either is dead, or one day will be. Coincidence? 
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darthbob88 posted:I'm always pleased to see that the God of kindness and mercy, who gave humanity free will to do as they will, is so willing to kill his children and followers when they don't do just what he wants just how he wants. That's the way to win converts and followers, alright.
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quote:> The This has to be the best one. The designer makes an offhand comment, so God kills 1500 other people (mostly Christians!) as some sort of crazy vengeance. gently caress you, random third class passenger, you shouldn't have bought a ticket on a ship built by a dude who was once a bit of a dick to God. What do you mean you didn't know because you can't read? gently caress you! I mean I assume they are talking about Thomas Andrews, one of the lead builders who actually died with the Titanic, but they don't even bother to mention that part.
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Dec 31, 2011 15:23
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And Cazuza may have died at 32 due to LUNG CANCER, but it was really because of AIDS. Of course I guess that was just his punishment for choosing to be born bisexual.
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The Rokstar posted:Ahahaha that's beautiful. I guess historically speaking Christians never really have fared that well against lions. Even better, the game was billed as Good Vs. Evil as the Lions had earned a reputation as a rough, penalty-ridden team. One of the Lions defensive players, Ndamukong Suh (one of the most penalized Lions, who would later get suspended for 2 games for stomping a player into the field after a play was over) declared after the victory, 'Evil prevails.'
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Leospeare posted:I doubt Tebow is as pious as he makes himself out to be, he's just milking it for his 15 minutes and laughing at the Christians when the cameras are off. Tebow wrote 3:16 in his black face paint all through college, and appeared in an anti-abortion ad with his Mom in last years super bowl. He really is that pious. And will totally have a sex scandal.
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BlackIronHeart posted:Even better, the game was billed as Good Vs. Evil as the Lions had earned a reputation as a rough, penalty-ridden team. One of the Lions defensive players, Ndamukong Suh (one of the most penalized Lions, who would later get suspended for 2 games for stomping a player into the field after a play was over) declared after the victory, 'Evil prevails.' Yeah, that's totally going on the Facebook wall. Thanks for that! Edit: http://sidelionreport.com/2011/10/31/detroit-lions-vs-denver-broncos-evil-prevails/ The first comment? "NOT SURPRISING THAT SUH MADE THE COMMENT "EVIL PREVAILS". HIS FATHER IS FROM AFRICA, THE HOTBED OF "WITCHCRAFT" THE MOST EVIL FORCE ON THE PLANET!"
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chesh posted:And will totally have a sex scandal. My money is on a gay sex scandal.
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archangelwar posted:My money is on a gay sex scandal. I'd be happy to help make that happen.
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chesh posted:Tebow wrote 3:16 in his black face paint all through college, and appeared in an anti-abortion ad with his Mom in last years super bowl. He really is that pious. Don't forget the fact that he had done mission work before hew as even in college.
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I found this one in the comments on Cracked, of all placesquote:Let me tell you a little story that happened in a school in America.. I have to say, I like the idea of turning "Christian shows up evil liberal atheist authority figure" e-mails into "Muslim shows up evil liberal atheist authority figure" e-mails. I may send a few out and see if I get any interesting responses.
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ShiftyEyedRaccoon posted:I have to say, I like the idea of turning "Christian shows up evil liberal atheist authority figure" e-mails into "Muslim shows up evil liberal atheist authority figure" e-mails. I may send a few out and see if I get any interesting responses. A Christian was walking through the woods one day in Alaska admiring all that Jesus had created. "What majestic trees! What a powerful river! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he walked alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. Turning to look, he saw a 13 foot Kodiak bear beginning to charge toward him. He ran as fast as he could down the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was rapidly closing on him. Somehow he ran even faster, so scared that tears came to his eyes. He looked again and the bear was even closer. His heart pounding in his chest he tried to run even faster yet. But alas, he tripped and fell to the ground. As he rolled over to pick himself up he saw the bear reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to deliver a killing blow. "THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH AND MUHAMMAD IS HIS MESSENGER!" he pleadingly screamed. Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the powerful river stopped flowing. A brilliant light shone upon the man and a thunderous voice came from all around, "YOU DENY THE TRUTH OF MY HOLY QUR'AN FOR ALL THESE YEARS. YOU TEACH OTHERS JESUS WAS LITERALLY MY SON. YOU EVEN CREDIT THE JEWS WITH BEING MY CHOSEN PEOPLE. DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT? AM I TO COUNT YOU AS A BELIEVER? " Difficult as it was, the Christian looked directly into the light and said, "It would be hypocritical to ask to be a Muslim after all these years and under these circumstances but perhaps you could make the bear a Muslim?" "VERY WELL" said the voice. The light went out. The river ran. The sounds of the forest resumed. The huge bear dropped down on his knees, brought both paws together, bowed and spoke... بِسْمِ اللّهِ الرَّحْمـَنِ الرَّحِيم" الْحَمْدُ للّهِ رَبِّ الْعَالَمِين الرَّحمـنِ الرَّحِيم مَـالِكِ يَوْمِ الدِّين إِيَّاك نَعْبُدُ وإِيَّاكَ نَسْتَعِين اهدِنَــــا الصِّرَاطَ المُستَقِيمَ "صِرَاطَ الَّذِينَ أَنعَمتَ عَلَيهِمْ غَيرِ المَغضُوبِ عَلَيهِمْ وَلاَ الضَّالِّين
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And that bear was Albert Einstein.
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Kosmonaut posted:A Christian was walking through the woods one day in Alaska admiring all that Jesus had created. Oh gently caress yes, time to do some rewrites.
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JT Jag posted:And that bear was Albert Einstein. There's a joke about God, dice and bones in there somewhere.
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Kosmonaut posted:A Christian was walking through the woods one day in Alaska admiring all that Jesus had created. And it begins again! 
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On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington , D. C., an aide to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint. The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint." The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Speaker Pelosi was present. The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues." "Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington and in California. The woman is simply not to be trusted." The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with Pres. Obama, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."
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That's a pretty un-Christian homily right there. edit: how arrogant and self-righteous can you get? just making up a story about a religious leader calling out a politician you don't like? 24-7 Urkel Cosplay fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Jan 3, 2012 |
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Typical attack with no actual specific charges. Just their "views", blah blah liar blah blah bad person. Makes it easy for idiots to copy past in 2 new names. I swear I read that years ago about someone and Clinton.
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Always interesting conversations with the email sender, she dislikes Obama because he's a socialist, I dislike him because he's a corporatist.
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Retarded Pimp posted:There's a joke about God, dice and bones in there somewhere. Fastest way to get a conservative to stop quoting Einstein and forever shun him; Link his article submitted to the Monthly Review. http://monthlyreview.org/2009/05/01/why-socialism
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Nuclearmonkee posted:Fastest way to get a conservative to stop quoting Einstein and forever shun him; Link his article submitted to the Monthly Review. Ahahahaha, you think Conservatives will actually read all of that? Just look at this entire thread! If it isn't 4 paragraphs (6 if they are short) or less, it's not going to be read.
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ratbert90 posted:Ahahahaha, you think Conservatives will actually read all of that? Just look at this entire thread! If it isn't 4 paragraphs (6 if they are short) or less, it's not going to be read. Yeah probably a better idea to just pull out a juicy conclusion paragraph to quote. Albert Einstein posted:I am convinced there is only one way to eliminate these grave evils, namely through the establishment of a socialist economy, accompanied by an educational system which would be oriented toward social goals. In such an economy, the means of production are owned by society itself and are utilized in a planned fashion. A planned economy, which adjusts production to the needs of the community, would distribute the work to be done among all those able to work and would guarantee a livelihood to every man, woman, and child. The education of the individual, in addition to promoting his own innate abilities, would attempt to develop in him a sense of responsibility for his fellow men in place of the glorification of power and success in our present society.
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Special Relativity is Literally Hitler
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Cynnik posted:Special Relativity is Literally Hitler
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Nuclearmonkee posted:Fastest way to get a conservative to stop quoting Einstein and forever shun him; Link his article submitted to the Monthly Review. If that doesn't work, some conservative crazies may be dissuaded by his views on patriotism. Apologize for the blog post, couldn't find a better source offhand. quote:“When I look into the home of a good, normal citizen I see a softly lighted room. In one corner stands a well-cared-for shrine, of which the man of the house is very proud and to which the attention of every visitor is drawn in a loud voice. On it, in large letters, the word ‘Patriotism’ is inscribed.
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