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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Relayer posted:

Marisa Tomei looks insanely hot in that episode.

She got an Oscar for that, you know.

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Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

jojoinnit posted:

"He is described as extremely dangerous and a generous tipper."

Aw, Ann Landers SUCKS!

Wotan
Aug 15, 2009

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Criminal Minded posted:

She got an Oscar for that, you know.

I gotta get on that Internet!

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Barnum posted:

I gotta get on that Internet!

Porn quotes...

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

ELAINE: I am not buying a computer from you.
GEORGE: There's porn.
ELAINE: (Pausing) Even so.

is one of my absolute favorite Elaine moments.

Not An Irish Monk
May 1, 2009

penismightier posted:

ELAINE: I am not buying a computer from you.
GEORGE: There's porn.
ELAINE: (Pausing) Even so.

is one of my absolute favorite Elaine moments.

This pen smells really bad...so why do I keep smelling it?!

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Not An Irish Monk posted:

This pen smells really bad...so why do I keep smelling it?!



I got a rubber pencil thing going on here.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
...but it's too late. The baby is already dead. The stooges are put on death row and are executed.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

penismightier posted:



I got a rubber pencil thing going on here.

John. F. Kennedy... JOONYAAAA

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
Anyone got a good looping gif of George going crazy excited in the hospital bed kicking his feet when Elaine brings him ice cream?

PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
How can you ever show your face there again??

Oh, I can't, they revoked my membership. Newman too, yeah, we can't go anywhere near it. :geno:

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
I'm grotesque! I look like a troll!

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Relayer posted:

How can you ever show your face there again??

Oh, I can't, they revoked my membership. Newman too, yeah, we can't go anywhere near it. :geno:

What's in the deep end? :tinfoil:

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
You're all winners! :woop:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Hey, what did you think of Miss Yoshimuri? The Network Executive, think she liked me?

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

jojoinnit posted:

Hey, what did you think of Miss Yoshimuri? The Network Executive, think she liked me?

You must-uh go now.

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Will people be able to breath underwater in the year 2000?

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
I wish there was a phoenetic spelling for that quack noise Newman does when Jerry tells him how lame his millennium party will be.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Coffee And Pie posted:

Will people be able to breath underwater in the year 2000?

Will people still be using napkins in the year 2000, or is this...mouth vacuum thing for real?

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Kevyn posted:

I wish there was a phoenetic spelling for that quack noise Newman does when Jerry tells him how lame his millennium party will be.
KHEEGM!

PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln

jojoinnit posted:

Hey, what did you think of Miss Yoshimuri? The Network Executive, think she liked me?

Maybe you caught her on the cusp of a new laundry cycle?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Love the username! Is it new?

PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln

jojoinnit posted:

Love the username! Is it new?

I couldn't think of a name until I found this thread and it reminded me of one of my favorite scenes.
The way Susan's voice changes when she's reading the letter and gets to the word orgasm kills me every time.

For content, here's George being smothered by a pillow:


...JERKOFF!

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
You know that Blackhawks jacket you have?

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

PS. Love the cabin posted:

For content, here's George being smothered by a pillow:


Elaine! ..what are you doing here??

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Kevyn posted:

I wish there was a phoenetic spelling for that quack noise Newman does when Jerry tells him how lame his millennium party will be.

I've always preferred this Wayne Knight sound

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlp8DdRHt5Q&t=0m14s

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
"Hey, the steam valve broke.."
"Can we still make bagels?"
"Sure, it's just a little steamy."
Kramer: "How do you like your bagels NOW??!" :smug:...... ....:(

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
This man has the strangest shaped head:



So wide up top so thin on bottom.

Is this the only time we see Jerry actually using his computer?

jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Jan 2, 2012

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

jojoinnit posted:

Love the username! Is it new?

That made me laugh, great name. I think Tobias Lehigh Nagy would be good, but maybe a little too esoteric.

Konec Hry
Jul 13, 2005

too much love will kill you

Grimey Drawer
Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell
And fondled his muscled heart
He embibed her glistening spell
Just before the other shoe... fell

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
So concerned was he, that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out, he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of mediaeval sexual payola?

Parachute
May 18, 2003
Elaine, of course I'm concerned - I'm paying for those meals! It's like throwing money down the toilet.

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

neoboman posted:

That made me laugh, great name. I think Tobias Lehigh Nagy would be good, but maybe a little too esoteric.

That used to be my username on some lovely forum I was on when I was in high school and no one ever got it the entire time I was there.

Not An Irish Monk
May 1, 2009

Macaluso posted:

So concerned was he, that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out, he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of mediaeval sexual payola?

He's new around here.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Not An Irish Monk posted:

He's new around here.

"So...details!"
"I didn't do it!"
"Because of society, right?"
"Yes, George. Because of society."

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
And the... Jews steal our money... through the Zionist Occupied Government... and use the black man to bring drugs... into our oppressed white minority communities...

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

jojoinnit posted:

And the... Jews steal our money... through the Zionist Occupied Government... and use the black man to bring drugs... into our oppressed white minority communities...

You're not gonna open with that, are you?

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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



jojoinnit posted:

This man has the strangest shaped head:


Oh poo poo! He was the IRA contact on season 2 of Boardwalk Empire! I was wondering why he looked so familiar!

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