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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Bucephalus posted:

That's what the "report" button is for.

I hope somebody reports you and you get banned for that post.

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Demostrs
Mar 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Having platinum gives me the inherent right to backseat mod. I mean, that's all the report button really is!

ServoMST3K
Nov 30, 2009

You look like a Cracker Jack box with a bad prize inside
I'd like to buy platinum so I can use the report function, but I cannot rationally justify giving more money to this loving website. Next thing you know they'll charge you ten cents for every post you make!

Spooky Bear Ghost
Sep 17, 2010

lets get spooky

ServoMST3K posted:

I'd like to buy platinum so I can use the report function, but I cannot rationally justify giving more money to this loving website. Next thing you know they'll charge you ten cents for every post you make!

I can only hope, the way your posts are.

Konstantin
Jun 20, 2005
And the Lord said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them.

ServoMST3K posted:

I'd like to buy platinum so I can use the report function, but I cannot rationally justify giving more money to this loving website. Next thing you know they'll charge you ten cents for every post you make!

Except for FYAD, where you get paid ten cents for every post that isn't beecocked. We all know this forum is run by FYAD posters anyway.

Spooky Bear Ghost
Sep 17, 2010

lets get spooky

Konstantin posted:

Except for FYAD, where you get paid ten cents for every post that isn't beecocked. We all know this forum is run by FYAD posters anyway.

their the reason mlp is banned! mlp is a perfectly good show for both kids and PARENTS.

Soxors
Oct 21, 2008
This is are country.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Calm down, ya'll.

Spooky Bear Ghost
Sep 17, 2010

lets get spooky
The word "y'all" should never be used to refer to an individual, it is only used to describe groups.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Majestic Bear Song posted:

The word "y'all" should never be used to refer to an individual, it is only used to describe groups.

Irregardless, it is in common usage, hence it is part of a legit seachange.

Cpt Thorne
Apr 13, 2009

Healthcare is socialism, poor people should stop whining and get a job. McDonalds is always hiring, isn't it?

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Speaking of which, McDonalds is really tasty and is in fact where I took my first date :3:

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

McDonald's is too tasty. It's their fault I'm so fat, which is why I'm suing.

DrPain
Apr 29, 2004

Purrfectly priceless
items here.
The logical leaps made on Ancient Aliens make Mythbusters look like legit scientists.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Oh 100 new posts, must be a new video posted. Oh wait sorry it's a bunch of retards arguing about dumb poo poo.

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:

Konstantin posted:

Except for FYAD, where you get paid ten cents for every post that isn't beecocked. We all know this forum is run by FYAD posters anyway.

What are FYAD and beecocked?

Fudge Handsome
Jan 29, 2011

Shall we do it?
I don't get FYAD.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Majestic Bear Song posted:

The word "y'all" should never be used to refer to an individual, it is only used to describe groups.

It's not a word, it's a contraction. :eng101:

My favorite contractions are those that double up, like "wouldn't've"

Liquid Criminal
Mar 5, 2007

You do whatever work comes your way
FYAD is leaking...

thermobollocks
Jul 5, 2009

GET A DILLON
If a majority of English-speakers use text speak, that makes it part of the language.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




If ANY English-speakers use txt speak it becomes part of the language. THAT'S HOW LANGUAGE WORKS.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

It's true, if you can say it, that makes it a word. Now excuse me, I have to go sespidirate my crompetoon.

Sir Xiphos
Dec 11, 2008
The Occupy movement has attracted the scum of the earth (Hippies, hipsters and dickheads) in it's pursuit of financial equality.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Sir Xiphos posted:

The Occupy movement has attracted the scum of the earth (Hippies, hipsters and dickheads) in it's pursuit of financial equality.

What are they exactly ABOUT anyways? At least the Tea Party has goals and views.

oddspelling
May 31, 2009

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

Sir Xiphos posted:

The Occupy movement has attracted the scum of the earth (Hippies, hipsters and dickheads) in it's pursuit of financial equality.

CLASS WARFARE!!! Why do you want to tear America apart over such a stupid non-issue?!

ServoMST3K
Nov 30, 2009

You look like a Cracker Jack box with a bad prize inside

DrPain posted:

The logical leaps made on Ancient Aliens make Mythbusters look like legit scientists.

The Mythbusters are legit scientists, though. Their romance of the scientific method should be lauded and praised.

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

Hey guys! I'm new here, decided to register on the forums after I read some lulzy LPs. They're "loving" hilarious, hehe! Anyway, I like funny random stuff like invader zim and of course LPs. :)

Konstantin
Jun 20, 2005
And the Lord said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them.
Hey, 4chan finally released that anime cripple porn game they were going on about.

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

SlothfulCobra posted:

It's true, if you can say it, that makes it a word. Now excuse me, I have to go sespidirate my crompetoon.

The dictionary is like the bible. Words should never change, unless you want to exchange "immaculate conception" for "whore" (and it's sepsidirate, you pedant).

UndyingShadow
May 15, 2006
You're looking ESPECIALLY shadowy this evening, Sir
I am turning 29 soon and I feel so OLD!

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

UndyingShadow posted:

I am turning 29 soon and I feel so OLD!

Once the jewel in your hand turns black, you should be declared permadead here and be euthanized.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Yeah I saw that movie too, thanks for the family guy joke I guess?

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

RandomFerret posted:

Yeah I saw that movie too, thanks for the family guy joke I guess?

The movie predates Family Guy by like 20 years. I have no idea what the FG joke is. I was referencing the original movie Logan's Run.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Umm...I think you mean Blade Runner dude?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Yeah, Logan's Blade Run.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I'll always call it 'Strange Playfellow,' because that's what the original was called,but you idiots have probably never even read the Ray Bradbury novel.

dpush
Nov 10, 2009
"Hey man, did I leave my tobogan at your house?"
"Why the gently caress did you bring a sled to my house?"
"Sled? A tobogan is a hat dumb rear end!"

Perfect painting
Nov 27, 2011

Somebody told me to go check out the feminism thread in A/T and holy cow people actually believe this stuff??

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

dpush posted:

"Hey man, did I leave my tobogan at your house?"
"Why the gently caress did you bring a sled to my house?"
"Sled? A tobogan is a hat dumb rear end!"

Wow you and your friends are sooo wacky :jerkbag:

Let me tell you about why Soccer is dumb and also dumb. You see, when the Eagles signed Wayne Gretzky to left back it was the stupidest thing ever, and I know because I play for the Raiders and you suck and the Jets are so good and you're team is dumb,

Peanut President has a new favorite as of 07:59 on Jan 7, 2012

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JackGeneric
Apr 23, 2008

[Witty observation]
So American football is basically rugby, but everyone has to wear a suit of armor and rest every thirty seconds? Yeah, okay, enjoy your sport there guys.

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