Pounded in the Butt by Members of a Forum Who Are Discussing a Space Ship's Gender

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Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

omfg i skimmed towards the end

The Book posted:

His fist and wrist throbbed with pain. The punch he had landed did the job alright, but it cost him spades and would need to be iced down.

"I'll have to take Ensign George up on her offer before she's back to normal.", Kirk mused, smiling to himself. He grabbed the phaser and slung it around his waist, continuing up the stairwell towards the second chamber.

holy loving poo poo

# ? Jan 4, 2012 20:12

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 19:26

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Forums Terrorist posted:

you have come to a starship called g0r

# ? Jan 4, 2012 20:15

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

Kirk posted:

omfg i skimmed towards the end

holy loving poo poo

if you don't use the word, most men will admit to

# ? Jan 4, 2012 20:16

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

i am never reading anything but this book ever again. if you see a guy reading something and it's not this book, it's not me.

# ? Jan 4, 2012 20:17

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Kirk posted:

omfg i skimmed towards the end

holy loving poo poo

# ? Jan 4, 2012 20:28

toby: Dec 4, 2002

whatup uhura

# ? Jan 4, 2012 21:02

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Kirk posted:

i am never reading anything but this book ever again. if you see a guy reading something and it's not this book, it's not me.

what book?

# ? Jan 4, 2012 21:11

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

this book

# ? Jan 4, 2012 21:35

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

toby posted:

for a while i thought kirk's whole "signed star trek posters on walls, etc" thing was a sort of running gimmick but it has gradually become clear to me that he is actually one of those scary trekkie people

they aren't posters they're signed headshots from john de lancie, brent spiner and jonathan frakes you rear end in a top hat fuckbitch

# ? Jan 4, 2012 21:44

DOOMocrat: Oct 2, 2003

trek is like the least scary og fandom still out there

# ? Jan 4, 2012 21:50

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

trek fandom invented slash fiction so they have old school shitcred

# ? Jan 4, 2012 21:51

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

DOOMocrat posted:

trek is like the least scary og fandom still out there

star wars is the safe choice

# ? Jan 4, 2012 21:52

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

raruler posted:

star wars is the safe choice

star wars is for the under-ten group, star trek is for nerds

stargate is for dumb nerds

# ? Jan 4, 2012 21:53

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

BonzoESC posted:

star wars is for the under-ten group, star trek is for nerds

stargate is for dumb nerds

wisdom

# ? Jan 4, 2012 21:54

DOOMocrat: Oct 2, 2003

BonzoESC posted:

star wars is for the under-ten group, star trek is for nerds

stargate is for dumb nerds

# ? Jan 4, 2012 21:54

NINbuntu 64: Feb 11, 2007

BonzoESC posted:

star wars is for the under-ten group, star trek is for nerds

stargate is for dumb nerds

# ? Jan 4, 2012 21:58

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

BonzoESC posted:

star wars is for the under-ten group, star trek is for nerds

stargate is for dumb nerds

��Nope
��/

# ? Jan 4, 2012 21:59

DOOMocrat: Oct 2, 2003

reminder that stargate sg-1 started as softcore porn then somehow got worse

# ? Jan 4, 2012 22:00

NINbuntu 64: Feb 11, 2007

DOOMocrat posted:

reminder that stargate sg-1 started as softcore porn then somehow got worse

this explains so much

# ? Jan 4, 2012 22:00

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

raruler posted:

��Nope
��/

# ? Jan 4, 2012 22:31

ChiralCondensate: Nov 13, 2007; what is that man doing to his colour palette?; Grimey Drawer

toby posted:

for a while i thought kirk's whole "signed star trek posters on walls, etc" thing was a sort of running gimmick but it has gradually become clear to me that he is actually one of those scary trekkie people

http://www.macleans.ca/article.jsp?content=20050530_106573_106573

# ? Jan 4, 2012 22:45

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

correlation does not imply causation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Jan 4, 2012 22:49

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

raruler posted:

��Nope
��/

so fuckin' low-rent.

# ? Jan 4, 2012 22:55

NINbuntu 64: Feb 11, 2007

duTrieux posted:

so fuckin' low-rent.

this was in one of the later seasons too

# ? Jan 4, 2012 22:58

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

More TNG_S8

Data must solely represent non-carbon-based life at a Federation symposium on galactic civil rights. Riker fights a bear.

Picard must devise a plan to free the Enterprise from a gravitational "pitcher plant" nebula. Beverly's harmonica performance is torturous.

The Enterprise is flung into the Delta Quadrant by an alien called the Caretaker. Geordi soups up the warp core and they're home by dinner.

A team of elite space thieves deactivate the Enterprise's artificial gravity and steal the warp core. Barclay disintegrates his legs.

# ? Jan 4, 2012 23:23

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

have there been any good space movies in the past ten years where the antagonist is a scientific mystery?

# ? Jan 4, 2012 23:23

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

LP97S posted:

More TNG_S8

Data must solely represent non-carbon-based life at a Federation symposium on galactic civil rights. Riker fights a bear.

Picard must devise a plan to free the Enterprise from a gravitational "pitcher plant" nebula. Beverly's harmonica performance is torturous.

The Enterprise is flung into the Delta Quadrant by an alien called the Caretaker. Geordi soups up the warp core and they're home by dinner.

A team of elite space thieves deactivate the Enterprise's artificial gravity and steal the warp core. Barclay disintegrates his legs.

seriously, who do i need to talk to to get these animated?

e: press-gang kirk into writing for it along with that twitter guy

# ? Jan 4, 2012 23:24

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

duTrieux posted:

have there been any good space movies in the past ten years where the antagonist is a scientific mystery?

Like Wrath of Khan, but instead of Khan they're fighting the proof of Fermat's last theorem?

# ? Jan 4, 2012 23:26

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

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# ? Jan 4, 2012 23:30

NINbuntu 64: Feb 11, 2007

duTrieux posted:

have there been any good space movies in the past ten years where the antagonist is a scientific mystery?

no, because they always try and add a human element to it

# ? Jan 4, 2012 23:31

Sir DonkeyPunch: Mar 23, 2007; I didn't hear no bell

NINbuntu 64 posted:

no, because they always try and add a human element to it

Well, it does need to be a conflict able to be portrayed on film, sooooo

# ? Jan 4, 2012 23:32

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

duTrieux posted:

have there been any ~~good~~ space movies in the past ten years ~~where the antagonist is a scientific mystery?~~

the fountain (the concept of death)
sunshine (a scary man with a knife)
riddick (astro-goths)
star trek (a dick klingon)

# ? Jan 4, 2012 23:32

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

duTrieux posted:

have there been any good space movies in the past ten years where the antagonist is a scientific mystery?

solaris remake?

# ? Jan 4, 2012 23:33

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Apollo 13?

# ? Jan 4, 2012 23:33

NINbuntu 64: Feb 11, 2007

Dear RMS posted:

Well, it does need to be a conflict able to be portrayed on film, sooooo

yeah but there are better ways to do that than to give the drat thing a literal human body and lines

# ? Jan 4, 2012 23:34

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

raruler posted:

��Nope
��/

people actually watch stargate sg-1 cause drat

that was p cool in the stargate movie when they had those masks that opened up, and kurt russel scared some dudes with a lighter I think

# ? Jan 4, 2012 23:39

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

the scientific mystery can be something that puts everybody in danger, or is a consequence or something somebody did, whatever.

e.g., st:tmp is more crew vs. weirdo space mystery than it is crew vs. scary space villain.

# ? Jan 4, 2012 23:42

Heresiarch: Oct 6, 2005; Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

Woz My Neg rear end posted:

solaris remake?

I was going to suggest this.

When people complained about how slow it was (compared to your typical explosion-driven SF movies), Soderbergh said something like, "if you don't like the first ten minutes, get up and leave because it's not going to change".

# ? Jan 4, 2012 23:43

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Heresiarch posted:

I was going to suggest this.

When people complained about how slow it was (compared to your typical explosion-driven SF movies), Soderbergh said something like, "if you don't like the first ten minutes, get up and leave because it's not going to change".

at least it didn't start with five minutes of uninterrupted driving down a highway

# ? Jan 4, 2012 23:44

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 19:26

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Woz My Neg rear end posted:

solaris remake?

this movie got a lot of hate but the wife and i fuckin' loved it

ditto gattaca

# ? Jan 4, 2012 23:49

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