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my darling feet
May 9, 2007
are truly captivating
Niekol never fought any of her own battles, and would often drop hints about so and so person being so mean to her, could Beth help her find soooome way to resolve it? This could involve plot points in the notebooks going to include original characters who just happened to have nonparticipating real life counter parts (like me, oh happy birthday me!)

Niekol, like I said, was very much into her own little world of what original was, and what constituted direct copywriting. I eventually got Internet at home and could easily see that most of her work ::was:: TFI (totally from internet). Bring this to the group's attention made her even more determined to say, No, this was her work, because the eye shape was different, and the fingers in the this stance are tucked in farther than slightly curled out. And that stance? Well, obviously it's the spirit of a dragon, not an elf, that is being shown by that sketch. Since the other girls liked having their characters drawn doing things like holding a bike, holding a knapsack, holding a sword, or holding one another’s character, they didn't press her too much on it.

She had an unhealthy obsession with a dinosaur rock band like Areosmith or Pink Floyd, and by the time we graduated high school (most of us), she was getting into BDSM, wearing collars in public, and other poo poo. Oh, and she had gotten her first boyfriend, Lenny (name changed to protect the unfortunate). This made Beth really mad because obviously I had come between them through some bizarre-rear end reasoning of her own (we both were in the advanced classes, so it was some kind of intellectual warfare, I'm sure), and it resulted in us having a physical fight in our senior year. She instigated and started it, I was way too worried about anything affecting my college acceptances to finish it properly.

Ah, and the Harry Potter obsession. I've read the books, I enjoyed them, and I liked the community that built around them, but I absolutely hate the fans. Niekol was one of them. She took pride in being a Slytherin, wearing a green and silver scarf that had been poorly knitted by *someone* and claiming Snape as her dungeon buddy. Yeah, baby, Snape was her love slave in her basement! Whoa, she was going to show that Slytherin what was what. ::eyeroll::

ah, the BDSM. She's, I'm sure, the only bondage fairy at the New York Renaissance Faire. She sells roses in the summer, and last I heard, was finally attending big people school after languishing in a community college for six years. She appeared on my campus the year I graduated, so I was sure to tell all of my friends to be wary about their artwork.


[Edit] I changed her name from what she went by to something pretty much the same because I see from her Deviant Art page she still does the same poo poo, and has it posted by that name.

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21st Cherry boy
Jan 28, 2004
i'm a girl, fucktard
So Brian actually passed these classes after sleeping/ playing WoW/ whatever the gently caress else instead of paying attention? I'm kind of surprised.

And the crazy girl I was friends with in high school who thought she was Storm... she used to purr like a cat when she was happy. I never realized so many crazy people acted like cats! I just checked her deviantart to see if she's into Hetalia now and all I can see is Star Trek fanart (of her ~OC~ and also some slash). I guess she's Vulcan now and also has gotten fat enough to develop jowls. Still wearing those belly shirts though! :barf:

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011
My friend goes off her meds and draws Furry Anime Porn, then finds Jesus while I'm an agent of Satan.

I used to know a girl online by the name of, well, let's say it's Jeff since she used to post on these forums before she went loving nuts. She had been adopted when her meth addict, white trash parents forgot to feed her and CPS came to take her away. She lived with a foster mother who treated her like Cinderella since she was only taking kids in for the sweet, sweet government money.

Then she escaped to another part of the country to go to university for art. At the time, she drew anime people and wrote fanfiction about her "psycho" self-insert character being in love with Trowa or someone from a gundam wing series, but whatever. I've done stuff like that too, no biggie right? We both had hardships in our lives and if we wanted to write lovely fanfiction then we could.

Time's passing and she decides to go off her medications. I never learn what they are other than something for depression and something for ADHD. Within weeks she's telling me that the only thing she can do is lie on the floor and cry after throwing out anything she could harm herself, including half her art supplies. Finally, her biological mother contacts her and tells her to come live with her in a trailer in the southern state since she's worried about her.

poo poo gets worse.

Jeff is now going on furaffinity. She starts showing me pictures like carebears with happy faces and bright red, tiny dicks making GBS threads themselves and playing with the poop. Then she shows her mother. Really, anyone who will listen she starts showing it too. Then she draws her own carebears making GBS threads themselves because, it's like, funny, right?

Then she starts drawing furries, and furries having sex and god I don't know anymore. She gets more involved with her cult like church and talks non stop about jesus and god. She gets a job solely so she can start giving money to the church.

One day, she comes online to tell me that she's decided to marry some guy she just met no longer than 3 weeks. He's disabled from throwing out his back working at wal-mart, lives with his mother, only has one friend who keeps him around to feel good in comparison and is a total manchild. He has full out hissy fits at Jeff. Oh, and Jeff is pregnant now by him, the first person she's ever had sex with in her mid 20's.

I freak the gently caress out on her about how she went from an intelligent person to this horrifying furry who spouts non stop gospel about God to the point where she cries if I tell her that when God will forgive anyone, that means *anyone*, even pedophiles. She tells me she loves her boyfriend of a few weeks as much as I love my husband of 4+ years. How dare I judge her, since I'm a godless whore who doesn't love Jesus like she does? In fact, I'm an agent of Satan. I'm trying to stray her off the glorious path of Jesus christ and God and anime furries.

I haven't talked to her but now she's quite along in her pregnancy and had to beg furries to commission her to pay off a credit card bill. She doesn't work, her husband doesn't work, and they all sit around being fat and draw furries. I checked her facebook and she's whining about abortions and how we're all murderers for supporting it since RON PAUL said something about it.

I have another story about a girl who used to lord over me and a buddy about our art, but I recently found out she started buying bad dragon dildos including a horse one so...nope. Not going to bother with that trainwreck.

CatStacking
Jan 9, 2010

~A Purely Preposterous Pussy~

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

...since she used to post on these forums before she went loving nuts.

This is too close for comfort. :stare:

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

I have another story about a girl who used to lord over me and a buddy about our art, but I recently found out she started buying bad dragon dildos including a horse one so...nope. Not going to bother with that trainwreck.


Oh, but you must!

CatStacking fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Jan 7, 2012

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

cuntvalet posted:

Oh, but you must!

There's not much to say about that. This girl on an art "critique" site used to talk about how she was going to go to SCAD/Cal-arts/Art school of the week endlessly but never really drew. She got mad she couldn't have control over the forum we were on so she left and made her own. She enlisted the help of one guy to build the website for her then banned him when he didn't agree that Metal Gear Solid was the best game ever...then asked him to continue upkeeping the site for her despite that.

She dropped off the internet for a while and we all realized that she was playing WoW and uploading videos mixed with "epic music" of her raids on youtube...then she got into homestuck and now orders bad dragon dildos with money she gets from other homestuck fans. She draws guys having sex with cats and babies now with blood splurting everywhere. I think she's finally going to community college but she's a pretty gross person.

skipThings
May 21, 2007

Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

There's not much to say about that. This girl on an art "critique" site used to talk about how she was going to go to SCAD/Cal-arts/Art school of the week endlessly but never really drew. She got mad she couldn't have control over the forum we were on so she left and made her own. She enlisted the help of one guy to build the website for her then banned him when he didn't agree that Metal Gear Solid was the best game ever...then asked him to continue upkeeping the site for her despite that.

She dropped off the internet for a while and we all realized that she was playing WoW and uploading videos mixed with "epic music" of her raids on youtube...then she got into homestuck and now orders bad dragon dildos with money she gets from other homestuck fans. She draws guys having sex with cats and babies now with blood splurting everywhere. I think she's finally going to community college but she's a pretty gross person.

I'll go ahead and say that this was really just more of the same and the first time in this thread I just shook my head without any real reaction.
This thread is getting to me :(

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Is it bad that my first thought there was "holy poo poo, she's raking in the fandom money -- Bad Dragon stuff is freakin' expensive!"? Clearly I know way too much about the freakish-animal-dildo market.

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

Antivehicular posted:

Is it bad that my first thought there was "holy poo poo, she's raking in the fandom money -- Bad Dragon stuff is freakin' expensive!"? Clearly I know way too much about the freakish-animal-dildo market.

She draws homestuck crap. That whole fandom is basically awful people giving other awful people money to draw dudes loving cats while screaming l33tspeak so they can all sit on horse dildos.

Tempura Wizard
Sep 15, 2006

spending all
spending
spending all my time

21st Cherry boy posted:

So Brian actually passed these classes after sleeping/ playing WoW/ whatever the gently caress else instead of paying attention? I'm kind of surprised.
Like I said, Brian knew how to complete assignments and study, he just didn't have any idea how to function in social situations. He always did pretty well on assignments and tests (except on the notable occasion, more on that later). He wasn't a Japanese major, but a history major. This probably allowed him to keep social interactions to a minimum and just 'sperg out on papers. He doesn't have a Facebook so I have no idea what he's up to nowadays.

Tempura Wizard
Sep 15, 2006

spending all
spending
spending all my time
Edit: Eeep, double post. drat you mobile app!

Tempura Wizard fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Jan 8, 2012

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

To be fair pretty much every entry-level Japanese class has someone similar in it. Luckily, if you stick with it, those guys get weeded out by like second year max, in my experience. The upper levels still have unusual people in it, but no one quite so uniquely horrible and socially inept, because I think to get to that point you actually have to finally put in at least a modicum of effort.

Corbid Muriosity
Sep 4, 2011

21st Cherry boy posted:

So Brian actually passed these classes after sleeping/ playing WoW/ whatever the gently caress else instead of paying attention? I'm kind of surprised.

And the crazy girl I was friends with in high school who thought she was Storm... she used to purr like a cat when she was happy. I never realized so many crazy people acted like cats! I just checked her deviantart to see if she's into Hetalia now and all I can see is Star Trek fanart (of her ~OC~ and also some slash). I guess she's Vulcan now and also has gotten fat enough to develop jowls. Still wearing those belly shirts though! :barf:

How do people purr? Does she just make some kind of slight gurgling noise with her mouth?

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Champignon posted:

If there’s any interest, I have more Brian stories:

I'm definitely interested in more Brian stories, the ones so far have been great. I have to say, for me it's less "let's-laugh-at-the-bush-league-Mark-Chapman" and more "there-but-for-the-grace-of-God". I don't have Asperger's but I was an oblivious and insensitive nerd all through school and most of uni - which is not to say I'm Rico Suave now, but at least I'm married with a proper job and normal friends, whereas there's definitely an alternate-universe version of me somewhere who made a couple of different life choices and now he's jacking off to hentai and reciting Monty Python skits to himself on the bus.

e: by which I mean he's reciting Monty Python on the bus, but not jacking off to hentai at the same time. He'd jack off to hentai somewhere else. I hope.

Clipperton fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Jan 8, 2012

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

hallo spacedog posted:

To be fair pretty much every entry-level Japanese class has someone similar in it. Luckily, if you stick with it, those guys get weeded out by like second year max, in my experience. The upper levels still have unusual people in it, but no one quite so uniquely horrible and socially inept, because I think to get to that point you actually have to finally put in at least a modicum of effort.
This is definitely true. I was a Japanese major in college, and our first-year Japanese classes definitely had a handful of weeaboos in over their heads. To be fair, I'd argue that most if not all people who start the language are doing it because of imported culture, whether that's anime or video games or sushi; the ones who survive are the ones who can keep their weeaboo in their pants and actually do the drat work, without assuming that Japanese is all sugoi kawaii yo~ idiocy. (The fact that it's a difficult language for native English speakers to learn doesn't help. I know our attrition rate in college was huge, and I suspect it's the same everywhere.)

We had some weird dudes in my college Japanese program, but thankfully, nobody was as bad as Brian here. The worst two offenders were a kind of jackass-y dude who would introduce himself as a ninja and once convinced our very sweet, very shy Japanese TA to tie a tie around his head at a department party and, later, a dude who managed to get kicked out of Japan after graduation (argued with his boss, lost his job, promptly lost his work visa and apartment lease, flew home).

What I wonder about is how Brian got away with screwing with his computer and newspapers and crap. Champignon, were your Japanese classes really large? I went to a small school, admittedly, but even in the relatively crowded first-year classes, we only had thirty-some students, and classes were very hands-on. Nobody could have gotten away with sneaking in a magazine, let alone playing freakin' WoW during class.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Corbid Muriosity posted:

How do people purr? Does she just make some kind of slight gurgling noise with her mouth?

Like an idiot, I once asked Cat how she did that. There were two ways, apparently. One was saying 'brrrrruuuuttttt' with rolling Rs. The other was based in your throat, kind of like gargling but softer and drier.

The 'brrrruuttt' noise was used when asking for affection, and the other was for after sex.

God why did I ask...:suicide:

Tempura Wizard
Sep 15, 2006

spending all
spending
spending all my time

Antivehicular posted:

What I wonder about is how Brian got away with screwing with his computer and newspapers and crap. Champignon, were your Japanese classes really large? I went to a small school, admittedly, but even in the relatively crowded first-year classes, we only had thirty-some students, and classes were very hands-on. Nobody could have gotten away with sneaking in a magazine, let alone playing freakin' WoW during class.
Our classes had at most 25 people. The recitations that we had each week were smaller, on the order of 15 people. I suspect the reason Brian got away with it was through a war of attrition; it was obvious that Brian had been doing this for over a year now before I met him and the teachers were likely sick of even dealing with his bullshit. The uni's disability office might have also sent a memo to all relevant teachers with something along the lines of "kid might act weird, cut him some slack unless it's ruining other students' class-time". The computer thing was cracked down on, lest it was perceived that he was receiving special treatment.

Most of the time he had a computer out he'd be told to put it away, he usually tried to get away with having it out since the beginning of class. I remember one time Brian snapped back at the teacher because he "needed to hearth back to a town to log out". Never thought I'd hear that in a classroom setting. :stare: Next time I get a chance to type something out at length, I'll regale you with Brian's inability to relate to or see himself in others. It's a relevant story to the laptop talk, where Brian's problems came to a bit of a stunning head.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Champignon posted:

I suspect the reason Brian got away with it was through a war of attrition; it was obvious that Brian had been doing this for over a year now before I met him and the teachers were likely sick of even dealing with his bullshit. The uni's disability office might have also sent a memo to all relevant teachers with something along the lines of "kid might act weird, cut him some slack unless it's ruining other students' class-time". The computer thing was cracked down on, lest it was perceived that he was receiving special treatment.

Ah, okay, that makes sense to me -- I can see how, after a certain point, they'd just try and block it out to focus on the non-Marsden-san students. It's amazing to me that he kept this up for years, but I suppose that comes down to the "no self-awareness" issue.

That said...

Champignon posted:

I remember one time Brian snapped back at the teacher because he "needed to hearth back to a town to log out". Never thought I'd hear that in a classroom setting. :stare:

Good God. Did he say this in English, or did he try to stutter it out in Japanese? (I'm not sure whether speaking in English in class was as big a deal in your program as it was in mine, but the sheer gall of saying this in English in the middle of class... yeah.)

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.
A little while ago I mentioned a guy who changed his name from Something Perfectly Normal to Special Snowflake Anime Name.

I spoke to him the other day while visiting my friend. One thing that occurred to me - he seriously believes all the stupid crap he says. While he doesn't go out and say 'animes are real!', he skates pretty drat close to it. Previously I thought he just made this poo poo up because he's a compulsive liar.
Honestly I think the whole 'my twin sister is a stripper ninja with whom I can telepathically communicate' and 'my mum is a diplomat and died in a car crash last year because she was a target of terrorists' is a coping mechanism. He had lived in foster care between the ages of 5 and 18, so I guess he started making this stuff up to make himself feel better. That, and so he didn't have to deal with the unpleasant reality that his parents couldn't look after him properly.

I would feel sorry for him, but he's nearly 30 and obviously doesn't see the problem with seriously believing this stuff and refusing to realise it's all a fantasy designed to make him feel special.

froglet fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Jan 8, 2012

21st Cherry boy
Jan 28, 2004
i'm a girl, fucktard

Corbid Muriosity posted:

How do people purr? Does she just make some kind of slight gurgling noise with her mouth?

I think she was just rolling an r maybe? It really did sound like a cat though. Hopefully it wasn't meant as a sex noise like Cat :catstare: but now I can't help worrying that maybe it was...

nib
Aug 23, 2011

uglynoodles posted:

Actually this derail is... And forgive me for the phrase I am about to use, but, relevant to my interests.

Is there another thread I can go to for talking art and experiences thus? I might say hi on AIM sometime soon, kawaiiest.

Sorry this doesn't belong here, but I don't have PMs and I wanted to offer my advice to Uglynoodles, should she like to hear it. It didn't end up being my career path, but I have a degree in game art asset creation (3D Modeling/Animation), I have some friends in the industry, and do some illustration as well. I'm not an expert, but if you want to get in contact: awful.nib @ gmail .com

echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.

my darling feet posted:

She had an unhealthy obsession with a dinosaur rock band like Areosmith or Pink Floyd, and by the time we graduated high school (most of us), she was getting into BDSM, wearing collars in public, and other poo poo.

I'm going to picture Niekol as being obsessed with Hevisaurus. Please don't ruin my imagination with the truth.

la_fausse_tortue
Oct 25, 2011

Yes, it's a horsebutt.
A few pages back, someone asked if Denise had found the .Hack series.

Yes. Yes, she did. I'm sorry. She cosplayed Tsukasa, played the games endlessly, etc.

Denise finds a guy named Sephiroth on a fan-made .hack MMORPG

This was before Parrier took over permanently. Denise was still fully in love with Sephiroth and such. So, the .hack series swept through her life in her typical series du jour style. About midway through this obsession, she comes up to me on MSN.

Denise: Hey, I found The World!
Me: ???

Denise sends me a link to this lovely MMO that heavily used old/fan-made final fantasy graphics and sprites mixed with whatever the hell else they managed to find. And one of the moderators happened to be named Sephiroth, complete with the appropriate sprite.

She told me her cunning plan of befriending this person and becoming a moderator. Aim high!

Funny enough, I managed to do that exact thing. I guess he succumbed to my charming wit, or something. Denise soon stopped playing (Melissa was on there, too) and I ended up befriending all of the moderators. It wasn't hard. There was about 40 people who played it.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

RazorBunny posted:

Yesterday there was a couple at IKEA...she was in full over-the-top Lolita gear with impossibly tall wood-block shoes and he was short, fat, hairy, and wearing a dragon shirt.

It was hard not to stand and appreciate the ridiculous amount of trouble they were having with the flat pack boxes.

How fat was she?

RazorBunny
May 23, 2007

Sometimes I feel like this.

The Bible posted:

How fat was she?

She was actually pretty cute and svelte, believe it or not.

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race

RazorBunny posted:

She was actually pretty cute and svelte, believe it or not.

We lolitas are not all land whales but I can attest to the intensely terrible taste in men a lot of these girls seem to have (but no more than your average population of girls).

And she was probably wearing 'Rocking Horse' shoes which were originally a design by Vivienne Westwood, you can get them in wood but the knock offs are usually cork or foam made to look like wood. Lolita clothing is encumbering but you can do a lot more than people seem to think wearing it.

Tempura Wizard
Sep 15, 2006

spending all
spending
spending all my time

Antivehicular posted:

Good God. Did he say this in English, or did he try to stutter it out in Japanese? (I'm not sure whether speaking in English in class was as big a deal in your program as it was in mine, but the sheer gall of saying this in English in the middle of class... yeah.)
He said it in English, thankfully. Speaking in only in Japanese during the recitations was considered a big deal, but this was a lecture so it was a bit more casual. Most of the class would try to speak in Japanese during the lectures, but Brian was held to a... different standard.

And yes, most of the class thought it was pretty :psyduck:-worthy as well. Most of the ridiculous stuff Brian did was.

Count Bleck
Apr 5, 2010

DISPEL MAGIC!

la_fausse_tortue posted:


Denise finds a guy named Sephiroth on a fan-made .hack MMORPG

This is probably the second most upsetting thing for me to realize in the past 10 hours.

Kinetica
Aug 16, 2011

GenericOverusedName posted:

Threads that show how far we've fallen

I know it was a page ago, but thanks for the links, I love threads that fill me with :stare:

Pallas_Cat
May 2, 2009

Absolute Unit
Wow, so I'm not the only one who had a friend in high school claim to have been raped on the astral plane! This girl wasn't a weeaboo though, just way too into the occult and supernatural stuff. She was telling people that she was raped by a succubus in her dream and that she was now pregnant with demon babies. She could only keep it up for a few months though, since she wasn't showing, but she never outright admitted that she had lied to everyone. Come to think of it, I'm still not sure whether she actually believed it or not.

I also knew a girl who believed that Harry Potter was real until she was about 12 or 13. Me and my best friend at the time wrote her a prank letter from Harry Potter, and she ended up waiting for him for several hours hoping to get a smooch. I feel bad about it now, especially since she got diagnosed with Asperger's later on :(

Snapdragon750
Mar 7, 2007

PLEASE DISREGARD MY FAGGOT TREE

froglet posted:

One thing that occurred to me - he seriously believes all the stupid crap he says. While he doesn't go out and say 'animes are real!', he skates pretty drat close to it. Previously I thought he just made this poo poo up because he's a compulsive liar.


I think most of these people seriously believe these things. After I stopped talking to Summer and got out of her crazy anime world, I went over this question in my mind a lot, and as much as I'd love to hate her for manipulating me with her lies, I came to the conclusion that she, at least, truly believed everything she said.

My evidence:

1. How long and consistently she carried this stuff on for

2. How panicked she would get, rather than angry or defensive, when I got close to suggesting this wasn't real ("You mean I'm crazy? You're not saying I'm crazy are you? I'M NOT CRAZY I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY BUT I'M REALLY NOT!!!!")

3. Before she told me about her anime world, back in 7th grade, she told me stories about her boyfriend, "Seth," from another school, who I never met. Three years later she told me about her ex, Malachite from Sailor Moon, and I noticed this sounded similar to Seth, so I asked her about him. She admitted that Seth was really Malachite, but she couldn't tell me at the time of course. During that time, 7th grade, she drew a lot of fanart of Malachite and Sailor Venus (our group of friends had sailor scout code names then, she was Sailor Venus).

4. She showed me an old diary that she'd written around that time also, and they were full of all the GA stories that she was telling me now, 3 years later. She had no one to share this with at the time, so there was no making up stories for attention; it would have been her, alone, in her fantasy world, telling no one about it. The art and handwriting was consistent with her at 7th grade, not 10th, and when I pointed out something funny about the art style (pointy big boobed pictures of herself), she was legitimately embarrassed and mumbled "yeah I used to do that, it was dumb." I remember it clearly because she was NEVER embarrassed.

I'm positive that this diary was truly written when she was in 7th grade, and I really doubt that she made up stories in her diary for years just to show them to me later.

exploding whale
Mar 26, 2010
Holy poo poo this entire thread. I am addicted to these stories.

RebBrownies posted:

This is James. James would stand in the AMV room and film other people's Pokemon AMVs with a camcorder and sob.

James also would corner our group by the ladies bathroom and tell us about how he was going to go into the women's bathroom because he was Jesse.

So I know this is like 5 pages back but I have to mention this guy. He is pretty well-known in the East Coast con circuit for both the Jessie costume he wears to every con ever, and the creepy behavior that has gotten him banned from at least one. He has appeared at public Pokemon events, with small children around, in this outfit and apparently doesn't realize that he comes off as horrifying. He volunteered for one con's maid cafe (for non-weeaboos, a Japanese cafe staffed by cute girls in maid outfits) reasoning that he has "nice legs" :barf:

Here is his kawaii Alice in Wonderland cosplay :allears:



The guy has zero self-awareness about how he looks, which seems to be a running theme with these sorts of people. He takes cosplay very seriously and thinks he thoroughly pulls off looking like a woman/8-year-old girl.

Last I heard, he still lives with his 80-something-year-old disabled mother and makes her sew his costumes for him. :smith:

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

exploding whale posted:

Last I heard, he still lives with his 80-something-year-old disabled mother and makes her sew his costumes for him. :smith:

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

Can someone tell me why furries always dress in those hideous cartoony fursuits? They look ridiculous and impossible to take seriously. Wouldn't it be better, and easier, to like, make something more skin-tight and with more bodypaint? If, god forbid, I wanted to dress up as some loving animal, hopefully because I was cast in that role in a play and not because I wanted to be a fox or some poo poo... then I'd put on some fake ears and fake tail and paint my face and wear some sort of tight-fitting fur material that would let me move around and probably feel close to actually having fur. Or hell, wear something tight and plain and then paint it and my body to resemble the animal's markings.

Tight bodysuits are frankly not something I really want to see on sweaty fat geeks, but these people are dressing up as goddamn cartoon mascots. As an artist who once worked with an artistic costume designer, I find these abominations utterly shameful. If they must be gross pseudo-beastiality fetishists, couldn't they at least try to look like some kind of loving animal? Or am I missing the point?

ShadowCatboy
Jan 22, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Corridor posted:

Can someone tell me why furries always dress in those hideous cartoony fursuits? They look ridiculous and impossible to take seriously. Wouldn't it be better, and easier, to like, make something more skin-tight and with more bodypaint? If, god forbid, I wanted to dress up as some loving animal, hopefully because I was cast in that role in a play and not because I wanted to be a fox or some poo poo...

My best guess: Makeup doesn't hide how fat and unattractive furries are. Fursuits do. That and they're probably trying to drum up the cuteness factor above all else.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Corridor posted:

Can someone tell me why furries always dress in those hideous cartoony fursuits? They look ridiculous and impossible to take seriously. Wouldn't it be better, and easier, to like, make something more skin-tight and with more bodypaint? If, god forbid, I wanted to dress up as some loving animal, hopefully because I was cast in that role in a play and not because I wanted to be a fox or some poo poo... then I'd put on some fake ears and fake tail and paint my face and wear some sort of tight-fitting fur material that would let me move around and probably feel close to actually having fur. Or hell, wear something tight and plain and then paint it and my body to resemble the animal's markings.

Tight bodysuits are frankly not something I really want to see on sweaty fat geeks, but these people are dressing up as goddamn cartoon mascots. As an artist who once worked with an artistic costume designer, I find these abominations utterly shameful. If they must be gross pseudo-beastiality fetishists, couldn't they at least try to look like some kind of loving animal? Or am I missing the point?

I played a leopard in a play once. We went for ears, tails and leopard-print lycra. At no stage did I believe I was really a leopard, but practicing moving like a cat was pretty fun. I can't imagine pulling it off with any sort of grace in a furry-style fursuit.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Corridor posted:

Can someone tell me why furries always dress in those hideous cartoony fursuits? They look ridiculous and impossible to take seriously. Wouldn't it be better, and easier, to like, make something more skin-tight and with more bodypaint? If, god forbid, I wanted to dress up as some loving animal, hopefully because I was cast in that role in a play and not because I wanted to be a fox or some poo poo... then I'd put on some fake ears and fake tail and paint my face and wear some sort of tight-fitting fur material that would let me move around and probably feel close to actually having fur. Or hell, wear something tight and plain and then paint it and my body to resemble the animal's markings.

Tight bodysuits are frankly not something I really want to see on sweaty fat geeks, but these people are dressing up as goddamn cartoon mascots. As an artist who once worked with an artistic costume designer, I find these abominations utterly shameful. If they must be gross pseudo-beastiality fetishists, couldn't they at least try to look like some kind of loving animal? Or am I missing the point?

I'm sure this would look great if you're auditioning for Cats, but your average furry lacks a figure that would be improved by a skintight body suit. A big loose one hides a lot more of their imperfections.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Corridor posted:

Can someone tell me why furries always dress in those hideous cartoony fursuits? They look ridiculous and impossible to take seriously. Wouldn't it be better, and easier, to like, make something more skin-tight and with more bodypaint? If, god forbid, I wanted to dress up as some loving animal, hopefully because I was cast in that role in a play and not because I wanted to be a fox or some poo poo... then I'd put on some fake ears and fake tail and paint my face and wear some sort of tight-fitting fur material that would let me move around and probably feel close to actually having fur. Or hell, wear something tight and plain and then paint it and my body to resemble the animal's markings.
Most furries seem to be more interested in anthropomorphic/cartoon animals rather than the actual creatures - for example, few of them seem to have much of a clue about actual animal behaviour as opposed to Jungle Book-level stuff. As I see it most (if not all of them) aren't actually interested in being the actual animal as much as they are in being a cutesy anthropomorphic version of it, and the suits reflect that.

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

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I've seen a few more skintight/detailed furry getups, but they involve a lot of makeup and effort. And face prosthetics and other expensive crap that you'd probably be more likely to see in a very expensive play or film than at some con. It's a lot easier to just order some old sports mascot suit, cut off the label, and go around like that.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

GenericOverusedName posted:

I've seen a few more skintight/detailed furry getups, but they involve a lot of makeup and effort. And face prosthetics and other expensive crap that you'd probably be more likely to see in a very expensive play or film than at some con. It's a lot easier to just order some old sports mascot suit, cut off the label, and go around like that.
The problem with this argument is that most furries get custom-made fursuits (made by other furries), or at worst buy secondhand custom suits (from other furries), and that poo poo is expensive. The real terror of fursuits is how much people are willing to pay for them.

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hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

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There was this girl who I went to school with that I still keep in touch with over AIM and such. She is apparently a furry, but even though I've known her for the better part of a decade, I only found this out about 3 or so years ago because she acts and looks and bathes like a completely normal person.

Anyway, I was kind of intrigued by the same question as Corridor and asked her about it. She didn't seem to have too much interest or knowledge about furry costumes but what I gathered from what she was saying was that there's two main types of furries in general now: people who specifically like the designs of really cartoony (looney tunes or disney style) animals, and people that like more realistic anthropomorphic animals. Like a human body with fur with a literally real looking lion head on top or something.

I think the cartoony outfits are horrifically ugly too, but apparently that's a thing for some of them.

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