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The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





V-8 rally cars, best rally cars.

http://jalopnik.com/ford-falcon/

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canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

In the theme of driving sound effects:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wELZvVwBlZU

MrSaturn
Sep 8, 2004

Go ahead, laugh. They all laugh at first...
I need Turboz. Straight from Honda. STRAIGHT from Honda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1m8oe143lU

Mr. Toast
Oct 10, 2007

by Fistgrrl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EON6hEyS2iY

He really does get the sound perfect

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeNnHv3geNU

I know it's not comical but for some reason can't stop laughing at this.
I think it's the wheel popping up over the time-board that does it.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
If you're going to wreck a drag car, that's the way you do it. Only pussies lift.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Mr. Toast posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EON6hEyS2iY

He really does get the sound perfect

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kq3USdeLgw

Can't stop drifting just cause you're burgin'.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

FogHelmut posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kq3USdeLgw

Can't stop drifting just cause you're burgin'.

....in the rain, wearing a speed racer helmet.

Muffinpox
Sep 7, 2004
The VTEC is this one is dead on, even in the downshifting portion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXDNxkUiUws&feature=related

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeNnHv3geNU

I know it's not comical but for some reason can't stop laughing at this.
I think it's the wheel popping up over the time-board that does it.

Well at least you know there is no embellishment when he says he flipped it at 200mph.

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005
I wish real Formula 1 had this much passing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r676-XyTq8

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

Mr. Toast posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EON6hEyS2iY

He really does get the sound perfect

I personally love these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9hSDWvoZjk


IMV films guys are hilarious, if idiots.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

3500cc Nicholson McLaren engine in a Gould GR61X chassis setting the Doune Hill Climb world record.. :stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdXtIt4xd_Y

2ndclasscitizen
Jan 2, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post
A different sort of car v bike vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI7zw0HhDvA
Obvious where it was going, but has pretty pics of an SLS and 1198SP getting spanked around Bruntingthorpe.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





2ndclasscitizen posted:

A different sort of car v bike vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI7zw0HhDvA
Obvious where it was going, but has pretty pics of an SLS and 1198SP getting spanked around Bruntingthorpe.

I like how he dons a full set of proper safety gear for the bike, but completely ignores anything safety related (not even a basic helmet) for the SLS.

MrZig
Aug 13, 2005
I exist onl because of Parias'
LEGENDARY GENEROSITY.

The Locator posted:

I like how he dons a full set of proper safety gear for the bike, but completely ignores anything safety related (not even a basic helmet) for the SLS.

It's on an airport. I'm not sure what kind of gear he should be wearing in the SLS? It doesn't have a rollcage so it'd be worthless anyways, really. And you shouldn't wear a helmet when you have airbags in your car.

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI9lhA9dlEw

Oh man. The old days of cornering.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Ziploc posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI9lhA9dlEw

Oh man. The old days of cornering.

A 455ci V8 delivering 320 HP. And this was before unleaded fuels and emissions equipment. What the hell?

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Fucknag posted:

A 455ci V8 delivering 320 HP. And this was before unleaded fuels and emissions equipment. What the hell?

It's 320hp gross, so that's probably like 105 real hp.

0-60 in 8 seconds sounds pretty fast for those times. The tester was probably a ringer.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

^^It's hard to figure out what GM did to that engine for its power ratings tests, but it's probably in the neighbourhood of 200-250 hp SAE net. Also, don't forget that a big block engine like that produces an absolute fuckload of torque.

Fucknag posted:

A 455ci V8 delivering 320 HP. And this was before unleaded fuels and emissions equipment. What the hell?

Back then, they'd run an engine in absolutely ideal conditions, with no accessories (not even water pumps) for their horsepower ratings, to say nothing of running a carefully built "ringer" engine, as opposed to a regular production engine, which at the time was likely to never make rated production power.

MrChips fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jan 9, 2012

coolskillrex remix
Jan 1, 2007

gorsh

2ndclasscitizen posted:

A different sort of car v bike vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI7zw0HhDvA
Obvious where it was going, but has pretty pics of an SLS and 1198SP getting spanked around Bruntingthorpe.

Do the "car review guys" really make the sls out to be some amazing supercar? Most acknowledge that its heavy as hell and that it focuses more on theatrics then being a dedicated track machine. A more apt comparison if hes trying to make a point about raw track figures would be 458 italia or a mclaren mp412c.

The best comparison would just be that same ducati against ariel atom 500 or even better one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1PK0hVGGg4

MonkeyNutZ
Dec 26, 2008

"A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Fucknag posted:

A 455ci V8 delivering 320 HP. And this was before unleaded fuels and emissions equipment. What the hell?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadillac_V8_engine#500
8.2l, 190hp. 'Merica.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Fucknag posted:

A 455ci V8 delivering 320 HP. And this was before unleaded fuels and emissions equipment. What the hell?

In 1971 they lowered compression a bunch to run on lower octane gas, plus this is the 455 in a land barge, built for torque rather than HP (which pretty much applies to most Olds engines.) '71 also has more emissions controls and retarded timing compared to '70, again for emissions. '72 was even worse: with the change from "gross" to "net" HP, so all cars "lost" a bunch of power that year. My '70 Cutlas' 350 is factory-rated for 310 HP (high compression 4-BBL engine, standard 350 V8 was a bit less.) '71 was about 265 (4-BBL, dual exhaust.) '72 Cutlass 350 V8 was rated at 200 HP, even though it was identical to the '71, due to the "net rating. The 1970 442 455 was rated at 365 HP/500 lb.ft. 1971 442 was rated at 340 HP. 1972 was down to 300 HP, and that was in the W-30 hi-po variant.
A lot of cars peaked in '70, due to the expected coming of catalytic converters and emissions controls. It only got worse from there, hitting bottom somewhere in the '80s. Then we figured out fuel injection, and efficient heads and stuff, so that performance and economy/cleanliness aren;t necessarily mutually exclusive.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


MonkeyNutZ posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadillac_V8_engine#500
8.2l, 190hp. 'Merica.

360 lb.ft of torque at 2000 RPM. 'Merica!

'76 was sort of a low point, though. Loaded down with poorly-understood vacuum-controlled emissions controls, no high-octane fuel, so 8.5:1 compression, severely retarded ignition and cam...
Just replacing the cam with an earlier one, and advancing the ignition would wake that beast up quite a bit.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
The FYADest Volvo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq5w3wvDbQs&feature=related

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


coolskillrex remix posted:

Do the "car review guys" really make the sls out to be some amazing supercar? Most acknowledge that its heavy as hell and that it focuses more on theatrics then being a dedicated track machine.

I don't know why he would insinuate that the SLS is a track machine when it's obviously a GT car with the emphasis on "grand".

1650kg, by the way, so it's not that heavy for how large it is.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

coolskillrex remix posted:

The best comparison would just be that same ducati against ariel atom 500 or even better one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1PK0hVGGg4


It really is noticable how there is a new breed of small minimalist road/track cars appearing in the wake of the Atom. Used to be the Caterham was the formula you followed but now you have this and the Atom and the others that have appeared in the last five years that have taken the formula and moved it forward into unknown reaches of pure performance for the road.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Sprint cars are for ovals!

He didn't even change the front wheels :psyduck:

Legdiian
Jul 14, 2004
http://youtu.be/gvzzkqSHID8

Always wear your gear because crazy poo poo happens!

2ndclasscitizen
Jan 2, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post

coolskillrex remix posted:

A more apt comparison if hes trying to make a point about raw track figures would be 458 italia or a mclaren mp412c.

He wasn't making a point about raw track figures, he was giving driving impressions of a supercar from the pov of someone who is used to much faster bikes.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Legdiian posted:

http://youtu.be/gvzzkqSHID8

Always wear your gear because crazy poo poo happens!

"tape it"

The internet has really hosed the world up.

e- Here, have some random dirt racing action.

I've been to that track before to watch the Outlaws, they sell Budweiser for $1 a can and if you give them $12 they will give you a case to carry them in.

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Jan 10, 2012

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
Some investment advice from Mr.Z: Buy Merc SLs! :science:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rWk15Pes6ck#t=248s

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Dont crash your Focus at 120 mph
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4PjSVOnrVg&feature=player_embedded

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

2ndclasscitizen posted:

He wasn't making a point about raw track figures, he was giving driving impressions of a supercar from the pov of someone who is used to much faster bikes.

Yeah, but the SLS isn't really a supercar per se. Expensive and ostentatious, sure, but put it next to an R8 or Mclaren and it's really a whole different beast. It's not really meant for raw speed like those, or the bike, now that I think of it.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

This is a stupidly awesome burnout however he broke the rules and endangered officials.

i mean how the gently caress do you even get banned from doing a burnout?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPPzJZaCX_E

Rujo King
Jun 28, 2007

I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm

Laserface posted:

This is a stupidly awesome burnout however he broke the rules and endangered officials.

i mean how the gently caress do you even get banned from doing a burnout?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPPzJZaCX_E

The dude ran into, and nearly over, several officials. I'm all for great burnouts but he used his car to threaten the people trying to make sure the thing was safe, so gently caress him.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Rujo King posted:

The dude ran into, and nearly over, several officials. I'm all for great burnouts but he used his car to threaten the people trying to make sure the thing was safe, so gently caress him.

He had been already disqualified to boot as well, which is why he was being prevented from entering the burnout pad. He deserved to be arrested.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

What did he do to get disqualified, and why was it such a problem that he couldnt still do his burnout (which lets face it, is not entirely artistic or talented, purely there for the spectacle) and not be scored?

what is 'safe' about a burnout?

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Laserface posted:

What did he do to get disqualified, and why was it such a problem that he couldnt still do his burnout (which lets face it, is not entirely artistic or talented, purely there for the spectacle) and not be scored?

what is 'safe' about a burnout?

The burnout strip is well controlled and as a result risks are gently caress all at the 'Nats.

He apparently disobeyed the instruction of a fire marshall in the qualifying, which as a person who has been the event organiser and Clerk of Course is very much not on, you do not under any circumstances disobey a direct official request, even if it seems unreasonable. If you dont like it, take it up with the guy running the show as not respecting the volunteers and disregarding instructions is a cardinal sin in any motorsport and WILL incur the unholy wrath of the guy running the show. I have sent home drivers and sought bans for drivers abusing officals and will never hesitate to do it again.

He then obviously proceeded to not just disobey officials but to force his way onto the pad and break every safety rule in the process, those rules are in place to make sure a burnout is indeed safe.

If someone has disobeyed a direct instruction, they are clearly not capable of keeping other rules that keep everyone safe and have no place in the event and absolutly deserve to be told to go home.

Mo Hawk
Jul 17, 2006
HEADPHONE JACK

Preoptopus posted:

Dont crash your Focus at 120 mph
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4PjSVOnrVg&feature=player_embedded

into a concrete barrier made to not yield an inch.

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Revolvyerom
Nov 12, 2005

Hell yes, tell him we're plenty front right now.

Cat Terrist posted:

The burnout strip is well controlled and as a result risks are gently caress all at the 'Nats.

He apparently disobeyed the instruction of a fire marshall in the qualifying, which as a person who has been the event organiser and Clerk of Course is very much not on, you do not under any circumstances disobey a direct official request, even if it seems unreasonable. If you dont like it, take it up with the guy running the show as not respecting the volunteers and disregarding instructions is a cardinal sin in any motorsport and WILL incur the unholy wrath of the guy running the show. I have sent home drivers and sought bans for drivers abusing officals and will never hesitate to do it again.

He then obviously proceeded to not just disobey officials but to force his way onto the pad and break every safety rule in the process, those rules are in place to make sure a burnout is indeed safe.

If someone has disobeyed a direct instruction, they are clearly not capable of keeping other rules that keep everyone safe and have no place in the event and absolutly deserve to be told to go home.
That was very well put. Showboating with a "gently caress those guys" attitude to safety is always going to get you banned, and rightly so.

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