KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

PS. Love the cabin posted:

It's all Jerry's fault.

That's Cuddy, right?

# ? Jan 10, 2012 02:33

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# ? May 14, 2024 05:55

Locutus of Bald: Aug 20, 2009; by Debbie Metallica

Poque posted:

That's Cuddy, right?

Yeah, that's a much younger Lisa Edelstein.

# ? Jan 10, 2012 03:00

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I have the Newman line "that's good stuff" stuck in my head and I can't remember the full context of it. Can someone help?

# ? Jan 10, 2012 08:33

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

Kull the Conqueror posted:

I can't seem to find it, but Wikipedia used to have this extensive list of all the psychological disorders that George exhibits throughout the show with multiple examples for each one. It was my favorite Wiki page ever.

I would love to see that.

Gyshall posted:

Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own. I can prove it! Quick, Elaine, to my archives!

Oh yeah, right. Maybe it was one of your other personalities huh, the wise guy, the little kid, the bellhop, the ball player, maybe the door to door vacuum cleaner salesman, but not you right?

# ? Jan 10, 2012 08:34

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I have the Newman line "that's good stuff" stuck in my head and I can't remember the full context of it. Can someone help?

"The Millennium". Kramer and Newman are going back and forth over their respective planned parties.

code:

KRAMER: (worked up) Well, what am I gonna do? I got over two hundred folding
chairs, and quite a bit of ice.

NEWMAN: (thoughtful) What kind?

KRAMER: Cubed.

NEWMAN: That's good stuff, and you can never have too much ice. Alright, I'll
tell you what I'll do. You can co-host the party with me, under one condition.
No Jerry. Jerry is not invited.

KRAMER: I gotta invite Jerry. He's my buddy.

NEWMAN: That he may be. But he's outta my life, starting in the year
two-thousand. For me, the next millennium must be, Jerry-free!

# ? Jan 10, 2012 08:49

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Thanks!

# ? Jan 10, 2012 08:53

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Thanks!

You got it.

Just watched The Fatigues, which has probably my favorite line of the whole series, via Frank Costanza:

I'M LIKE A PHOENIX! RISING, FROM ARIZONA!

# ? Jan 10, 2012 08:58

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

Cooks?? No, I don't know any cooks, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT COOKING!!

# ? Jan 11, 2012 00:15

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

Relayer posted:

Cooks?? No, I don't know any cooks, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT COOKING!!

YOU GOT T-FAL??!?!

# ? Jan 11, 2012 00:17

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

"Shell-shocked?" "Oh yeah, but that has nothing to do with it."

# ? Jan 11, 2012 00:18

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

God that episode is so good, the crazy army guy that Elaine keeps promoting writes the best Peterman catalogue stuff.

"It's a hot night in the jungle... the mind races... you think about your knife."

# ? Jan 11, 2012 00:21

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Why don't we take the phrase "kicking in a skull" and tweak it, you know, just a hair, to something like, what, like "strolling through a dewy meadow"?

Dewy.....meadow..... :geno:

(I was watching that episode last night and laughing at it even harder than I have in the past, and that's one of my favorites of the series!)

# ? Jan 11, 2012 00:26

PS. Love the cabin: Dec 30, 2011; Bee Lincoln

Does anyone else do this besides me?
I mean taking your shirt off when going to the bathroom.

Ever since seeing that episode I always take my shirt off no matter what I'm in there for, except public restrooms as they aren't comfortable enough.

# ? Jan 11, 2012 01:42

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

PS. Love the cabin posted:

Does anyone else do this besides me?
I mean taking your shirt off when going to the bathroom.

Ever since seeing that episode I always take my shirt off no matter what I'm in there for, except public restrooms as they aren't comfortable enough.

Was looking for his bellybutton before noticing his trousers are buckled right over it.

# ? Jan 11, 2012 01:55

Kevyn: Mar 5, 2003; I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

I do it, but only at home and only if I can tell it's going to be an ordeal of a dump.

# ? Jan 11, 2012 01:56

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

Relayer posted:

God that episode is so good, the crazy army guy that Elaine keeps promoting writes the best Peterman catalogue stuff.

"It's a hot night in the jungle... the mind races... you think about your knife."

And on the flip side you've got the absolutely hilarious mentor stuff.

"I can tell you what to do!"
"It's more than that."
"I can tell you what to think!"
"I need someone I can trust."
"Oh." :geno:

# ? Jan 11, 2012 01:57

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

If I had to pick one, I think I'd pick "The Fatigues" as my favorite. It just has so many perfect moments.

Ovaltine...

...

Have you ever had this stuff?

# ? Jan 11, 2012 03:36

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Relayer posted:

God that episode is so good, the crazy army guy that Elaine keeps promoting writes the best Peterman catalogue stuff.

"It's a hot night in the jungle... the mind races... you think about your knife."

The only friend...that hasn't betrayed you.

The only friend that won't be dead by sun-up.

# ? Jan 11, 2012 03:59

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

safety dan posted:

If I had to pick one, I think I'd pick "The Fatigues" as my favorite. It just has so many perfect moments.

Ovaltine...

...

Have you ever had this stuff?

He's my protege!

# ? Jan 11, 2012 04:22

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

# ? Jan 11, 2012 05:26

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Tub is love!

# ? Jan 11, 2012 06:57

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

PS. Love the cabin posted:

Does anyone else do this besides me?
I mean taking your shirt off when going to the bathroom.

Ever since seeing that episode I always take my shirt off no matter what I'm in there for, except public restrooms as they aren't comfortable enough.

So what you're saying is, society has nothing to offer you?

# ? Jan 11, 2012 07:11

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Get rid of Susie! Make her disappear! Kaput! Hahahahaha

# ? Jan 11, 2012 07:38

Chakron: Mar 11, 2009

Jerry, these are load-bearing walls, they're not gonna come down!

# ? Jan 11, 2012 16:03

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

jojoinnit posted:

Get rid of Susie! Make her disappear! Kaput! Hahahahaha

Not only that, I broke his thumbs. :smug:

# ? Jan 11, 2012 16:23

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

JethroMcB posted:

Not only that, I broke his thumbs.

How's her handshake? A little firm, isn't it?

Maybe a little too firm?

# ? Jan 11, 2012 17:00

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Chakron posted:

Jerry, these are load-bearing walls, they're not gonna come down!

Well, I think that one of us should leave! :colbert:

# ? Jan 11, 2012 17:11

Not An Irish Monk: May 1, 2009

Kramer: Yeah well, that's easy. Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and Jerry, we are gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls.

Jerry: I think we might have one left in the stock room.

Kramer: :psyduck: