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Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

89 posted:

Brodus Clay has inherited the greatest wrestling theme song of all time.

He however....has big shoes to fill:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4zsE6fU9_U

Tazz should get hired back as a commentator, just for Brodus Clay's entrance.

"Enough of the dancing... I'M SICK of the dancing.

HAHAHAHAHHA."

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DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
I cant decide which commentary is more awesome:

http://youtu.be/cRaYHJT9wRo

or this

http://youtu.be/9LUMuX8MIkk

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

balancedbias posted:

The best part about that clip IMHO (because the rest sounds similar to the DVD stuff) is the end.

"Sometimes I look like Duggan, sometimes I don't."

A lot of it for me is not only the jokes, but Bret's chuckle right after Shawn delivers the Duggan line :shobon: still love seeing these guys get along and let bygones be bygones...if they can be friends again, anything is possible :)

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

That wig was my pick to win the rumble!

That makes it the only Royal Rumble to have exactly 30 eliminations. :regd04: :pseudo:

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
I was at the Rumble in 2004. I forgot who won that. I think Big Show was the last guy there but he eliminated himself and no one won, right?

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control

DMPunk posted:

I was at the Rumble in 2004. I forgot who won that. I think Big Show was the last guy there but he eliminated himself and no one won, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVM-qFeLPdw

It was the invisible man.

RandyOrtonIsMyGod
May 12, 2009

Now divinely touched by RK-Pyro

Suben posted:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xnj0ce_3-way-match_sport

There you go. 2011 MOTY!

Ken Ohka & Hikari Minami vs. Danshoku Dino & Makoto Oishi vs. Jun Kasai & Miyako Matsumoto

Cool, thanks! Why the spoiler tags though?

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

RandyOrtonIsMyGod posted:

Cool, thanks! Why the spoiler tags though?

Just a joke since it's a comedy match and I'm a doofus. :v:

Disharmony
Dec 29, 2000

Like a hundred crippled horses lying crumpled on the ground

Begging for a rifle to come and put them down
Not sure if this was posted already. Best part is near the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhjWLB4Ycm0

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Incendiary Pig posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVM-qFeLPdw

It was the invisible man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBynXo3UQN0

Flying Welshman. :colbert:

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN9fHMY76io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulMU7nnlFo4

Matlock fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Jan 12, 2012

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Give that man a retroactive Oscar!

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


This amazing fan-made game called Abobo's Big Adventure came out yesterday and it involves Abobo from Double Dragon going through various NES games to find his son. In each level he has a special Rage Attack.

In one level, after chasing Amazon (who has a jetpack) with only a pair of balloons, the two meet up in a Pro Wrestling ring. Check out Abobo's Pro Wrestling Rage Attack.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
This video is only on Facebook unfortunately, so I'm not 100% sure how well the link will work, but...

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=897190930507&set=vb.231961236424

Preview from Best on the Indies: UltraMantis Black

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Someone uploaded a tribute to Nigel McGuinness and it is really good.

http://www.twitvid.com/0Z2LP

Watch it.

MisterGBH
Dec 6, 2010

Eric Bischoff is full of shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3d8vJ3KCAk&feature=g-trend&context=G2423c3cYTAAAAAAAHAA
I'm shocked at how bad he looks...

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Gonzo McFee posted:

Someone uploaded a tribute to Nigel McGuinness and it is really good.

http://www.twitvid.com/0Z2LP

Watch it.

This is good.

Man I miss Nigel :smith:

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sn_r-mYrEE

A Last Man Standing match from my local indie between a couple of great (if pretty unknown) UK wrestlers, Lionheart & Kris Travis. Well worth a look if you've time to spare

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

The ageless wonder burned the candle at both ends and somehow that turned him into wax himself.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Scott Hall films some of his buddies/trainees playing WWF Wrestlemania: http://youtu.be/6Gg3OvEgDLs

*someone beats Razor Ramon with Bret Hart*
Scott: "You made me do a job for Bret? Where are we, Calgary?"

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2MiQ49L2VA

NXT's 100th Episode. Before you guys go all WHAT IS NXT. Cole is on it. And he's in rare (good) form tonight.

Eugene Jerome
Jun 24, 2005

by angerbeet
Low-Ki debuts at EVOLVE 10:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i-xoN6Kx1VI

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Eugene Jerome posted:

Low-Ki debuts at EVOLVE 10:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i-xoN6Kx1VI

I love how everyone is terrified of a guy the size of a teacup poodle.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

coconono posted:

I love how everyone is terrified of a guy the size of a teacup poodle.

It worked for Tazz.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Eugene Jerome posted:

Low-Ki debuts at EVOLVE 10:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i-xoN6Kx1VI

Impressive, he squashed a guy without his bluetooth falling out of his ear.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

So it turns out that Low Ki actually knocked out his opponent legit with the first kick. Good job that man.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Skinty McEdger posted:

So it turns out that Low Ki actually knocked out his opponent legit with the first kick. Good job that man.

That was a legit knock out and not a silly sell?

Yikes. Hope the guy is alright.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Lone Rogue posted:

That was a legit knock out and not a silly sell?

Yikes. Hope the guy is alright.
Eh, I wouldn't put it past Gabe to try and tell someone to sell a kick as a legit KO to get people talking about EVOLVE.

Also wouldn't put it past Low-Ki to stiff someone he doesn't think is deserving of being in "his ring"

RealFoxy fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Jan 20, 2012

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Low-Ki: The male Kana.

Hirams Bitch
Oct 24, 2008

Low Ki sucks so much. His mannerisms that I assume are supposed to make him look threatening just make him look like a ridiculous child. If he legit knocked that guy out it just shows that he's reckless and has no business in the ring.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Flameingblack posted:

Eh, I wouldn't put it past Gabe to try and tell someone to sell a kick as a legit KO to get people talking about EVOLVE.

This was my first take, but then I rewatched it and he's hosed. You can tell in the closeup and when he gets to his feet. He's utter dead weight.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Bocc Kob posted:

Low-Ki: The male Kana.
Kana is actually socialable outside of the ring. She might talk trash like no other wrestler I've ever seen, and she might knock people right the gently caress out, but if you're a fan, she'll be super friendly.

I met Low-Ki and he was just kind of a dick.

But yeah, they're both tiny, mean motherfuckers.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
When Kaval was with Lay-Cool, I really enjoyed him. When he is by himself, he isn't nearly as much fun.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

DMPunk posted:

When Kaval was with Lay-Cool, I really enjoyed him. When he is by himself, he isn't nearly as much fun.

Esp Now that he's back to mr. serious rear end kicker. Guy needs a counterpoint like Mitch Ryder or something. Or wrestle in a spongebob costume.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Flameingblack posted:

Kana is actually sociable outside of the ring. She might talk trash like no other wrestler I've ever seen, and she might knock people right the gently caress out, but if you're a fan, she'll be super friendly.

I met Low-Ki and he was just kind of a dick.

Sociable or not, there's no excuse for taking those kinds of liberties in a fake sport where your opponent is trusting you with their body, so the hell with Kana and Low Ki.

PunkBoy
Aug 22, 2008

You wanna get through this?
I thought Kana has been a lot better recently about not being overly stiff?

PunkBoy fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Jan 20, 2012

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Holy poo poo, Ki kicked him so hard he went into the fencing position. (Where his hands stick up stiff after he hits the ground. Body's response to quick and violent head trauma.)

gently caress him and gently caress his "everyone in wrestling is lazy so I'm going to hurt people" promo after he concussed the poo poo out of that guy.

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

Yeah, he's out cold. Look where that kick landed and how he fell.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
I think the most important part of this video is that dude's manager is named after Jack Tripper's best friend on Three's Company.

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Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!
That kick was scary. Not in a good way.


This is a classic I think everyone should watch again:
Ultimate warrior reveals the truth about vince mcmahon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=Y_2VmpKf03M

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