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Duskfiend
Apr 5, 2011

Awwwk! Awwwk!
Bro = Prince of Heart.

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Pretzel Rod Serling
Aug 6, 2008



He's got an Appearifier Safe/Microwave/Something that also has the Crocker logo on it--I'm assuming this is somehow connected to Roxy's similarly branded ray gun

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Roger Explosion posted:

Oh hey, the real-life Geromy is on his TV. Awesome!

Edit: Holy poo poo, how the gently caress did Dirk get the SORD?!
He's got unreal air too.

Hamiltonian Bicycle
Apr 26, 2008

!
It's a sendificator, and yeah, it's definitely Crocker-branded. So I guess Roxy's handheld appearifier might be as well. We'll see if that means anything.

Roger Explosion posted:

Edit: Holy poo poo, how the gently caress did Dirk get the SORD?!

Unreal Air, too.

Midnight Raider
Apr 26, 2010

A Spider posted:

Jesus.
Br- uh, Dirk (drat you hussie) is on Equius levels of horrifying.
e:
Taking bets on full title!
Dirk, _____ of Heart
>Bro
>Prince Don't ruin the fun
>Gangsta
>Ninja
>Puppeteer
>Waker

You mean Equius levels of awesome.

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Roger Explosion posted:

Edit: Holy poo poo, how the gently caress did Dirk get the SORD?!

Probably SBaHJ official moive merchandise.

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

Midnight Raider posted:

You mean Equius levels of awesome.

I wonder if it means something when the robot obsessed player of heart isn't the robot obsessed player to build a robot heart.
Fake edit: so far anyways

snucks
Nov 3, 2008

Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
Act 6 Part 2: Import weird furry fandom to make homestuck fans officially the worst thing ever

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp
Reminder that for the past two months the internet has been full of "oh man I hope he's a weeaboo brony like me!" and oh my god that TV and the posters ahahahahahaha

I hope Hussie runs with this forever, that there will never be a straight answer about whether Dirk actually is ironic about everything or is just horrible for real. And that either way, if adult Bro comes back in the form of a sprite or something, he is ashamed of this kid. Not by actually saying anything, just showing through his expressionless stare.

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Clearly Equius and Dirk would have been bbfies.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Tragically, by the pictures in his room Dirk's favourite pony is Rainbow Dash, while everyone knows the STRONGest pony is Applejack and the most cultured is Rarity. This fatal disagreement likely would have lead bloodshed.

Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort
Dirk Strider, Dope of Heart.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

President Ark posted:

What the gently caress is on his TV :stare:

I thought a couple of those were sculptures by Deborah Butterfield, who makes horses out of bronze tree branches, but it seems like they're actually life size horse puppets from a stage production of War Horse.

And that's all I have to say on that subject.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Okay now that we've finally gotten around to Roxy and Dirk's introductions I can move on to being impatient for post-Scratch Dave and Rose to make an appearance. Also post-Scratch Jade's corpse or ashes or whatever, but Dave and Rose are the important parts.

QueerPope
May 1, 2010

Meow.
Dirk Strider: Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams.

He'd build cat-tracking robots and the time travel would be provided by his Bro. Loads of ways to connect Dirk Gently to Dirk Strider right now.

Also his bedroom is terrifying.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Tumblr post that's super trivial.

But Hussie said he'll open for questions a little later. Quick, we need to think of a good question!

Torgover
Sep 2, 2006

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

President Ark posted:

What the gently caress is on his TV :stare:

I hope it doesn't awaken anything in me :gonk:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The only way Hussie could have made it worse would be to make him an MSPA fan as well. :allears:

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
A Dirk is also a thrusting implement, so you couldn't say the name is lacking for phallic references.

FewtureMD
Dec 19, 2010

I am very powerful, of course.


:10bux: says Dirk's favorite play is Equus.

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011

VJeff posted:

Tumblr post that's super trivial.

But Hussie said he'll open for questions a little later. Quick, we need to think of a good question!

What's in troll Shangri-la?

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

VJeff posted:

Tumblr post that's super trivial.

But Hussie said he'll open for questions a little later. Quick, we need to think of a good question!
He's lying to himself if he thinks that will "deflect the hot surge of “WHY NOT DICK???” Q’s."

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y

Andrew Hussie posted:

You don’t tend to hear about porn stars with names like Cockballs Vaginamouth.
And my fantroll now has a name

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Someone ask Hussie if those are doves or pigeons or seagulls.

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

Mr. D Bewildering posted:

And my fantroll now has a name

I would like to hear more details of your officially canon fantroll.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y

graybook posted:

I would like to hear more details of your officially canon fantroll.

Too bad. He's DEAD.

Fat_Cow
Dec 12, 2009

Every time I yank a jawbone from a skull and ram it into an eyesocket, I know I'm building a better future.

Annnnd Hussie now has 2015 questions about troll sex

Starmaker
Dec 29, 2009

My people I bring you a message from the Lord!
The Logician of Heart :colbert:

So now instead of making puppet porn he's making horse porn. Equius would think he's the greatest artist of our time.

E: Is that an actual window on his wall?

Starmaker fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Jan 16, 2012

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Mr. D Bewildering posted:

Too bad. He's DEAD.

Never stopped Aradia.

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011

Starmaker posted:

The Logician of Heart :colbert:

So now instead of making puppet porn he's making horse porn. Equius would think he's the greatest artist of our time.

E: Is that an actual window on his wall?

You know, given his self-proclaimed puppetmaster status, I don't think Dirk is going to like UU very much. As it stands, it seems UU is an entity completely removed from Dirk's control and I don't think he'd jive with that.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Mr. D Bewildering posted:

And my fantroll now has a name

Was he the most prolific troll pornstar in the galaxy? :allears:

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Fat_Cow posted:

Annnnd Hussie now has 2015 questions about troll sex

Well, he asked on tumblr, so, really, if he expected any different I'd be utterly shocked.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y

VJeff posted:

Was he the most prolific troll pornstar in the galaxy? :allears:

Nah, he was just an average nobody who died the moment somebody acknowledged his existence as anything but a joke from an internet poster.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

SynthOrange posted:

The only way Hussie could have made it worse would be to make him an MSPA fan as well. :allears:

You just know that UU is going to end up being a Homestuck fan somehow.

Factory Factory
Mar 19, 2010

This is what
Arcane Velocity was like.

Roger Explosion posted:

Oh hey, the real-life Geromy is on his TV. Awesome!

Edit: Holy poo poo, how the gently caress did Dirk get the SORD?!

Where do you see SORD.....? I only see Unreal Air.

Also a :ranbowdash: in the upper right corner of the room.

E: VVVV Ahh, thanks. Lotsa visual noise in that room.

Factory Factory fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Jan 16, 2012

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

Factory Factory posted:

Where do you see SORD.....? I only see Unreal Air.

Also a :ranbowdash: in the upper right corner of the room.

The SORD..... is in the top center corner or so.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y
I'm surprised nobody has commented on the RIIIIIIIIIPPED Bro above Hella Wilson.

Actually screw that, I want the SBaHJ and Geromy dolls.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Also Cal. Oh god Cal is there.

Roger Explosion
Jan 26, 2006

THAT'S SPECTACULAR.
It's like Homestuck Where's Wally (Waldo, Whatever).

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Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

FewtureMD posted:

:10bux: says Dirk's favorite play is Equus.

I'm guessing his favorite sculptor is Deborah Butterfield.

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