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SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011

redmercer posted:

I'm sorry dude, if you offer to blow your friend because he's got the uppity-nuts you're at LEAST closet curious. I don't care how ironic you get in your personal comedy.

I thought the point of that was that he was willing to do something he ordinarily wouldn't even consider doing just to get Ray to loving shut up already.

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Trilobite
Aug 15, 2001

Zereth posted:

Also I still say that those cases were designed to be completely uninteresting to anybody, gay people included (Pat was helping, remember) with the intention that those in the know would understand that there's secretly gay porn inside, except whoops turns out Teodor actually wants to watch the thing, abort project.
I always assumed "How to Weep the Weepy Weep Way" appealed to Teodor not necessarily because of some supernatural perceptiveness leading him inexorably to gay porn, but rather because he's the kind of guy who listens to The Cure.* I mean, doesn't that sound like a good video for someone who listens to The Cure?



* Please note that it is silly to like The Cure. It's true that they did make a lot of good music, but...still.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

Seldom Posts posted:

Circus Penis sends him to a gay porno shoot. Huggins tries to do maximum cuddles with him and he 'catches on slow.' He has a dream where people assume he's gay because he's a designer.

This was a good arc. I liked the alt text implication that whenever Circus Penis or anyone else in the business sends a straight guy into a gay shoot to gently caress with his head, poor Huggins somehow always ends up being the actor present. (Rod does not have a good job.)

The Missing Link
Aug 13, 2008

Should do fine against cats.

Trilobite posted:

* Please note that it is silly to like The Cure. It's true that they did make a lot of good music, but...still.

indeed, A bunch of Limeys who want to be sad girls ain't gonna cut it.

Seldom Posts
Jul 4, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Cobweb Heart posted:

This was a good arc. I liked the alt text implication that whenever Circus Penis or anyone else in the business sends a straight guy into a gay shoot to gently caress with his head, poor Huggins somehow always ends up being the actor present. (Rod does not have a good job.)

Though it also seems like he's not too choosey about his jobs. He shot a one-man porno film with Ray and Teodor.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Seldom Posts posted:

Though it also seems like he's not too choosey about his jobs. He shot a one-man porno film with Ray and Teodor.

The comic afterwards when they were editing Rods poses in post is hilarious and in my personal top ten.

basx
Aug 16, 2004

Sassy old man!
Every time I come read a couple of replies in this thread, I end up spending an hour reading old Achewood strips. gently caress!

SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011
This explains so much.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Cobweb Heart posted:

(Rod does not have a good job.)

Well, he did buy a small plane, so there's that. I do love that strip for "Rod ain't a Cuisinart!", too.

As far as Teodor is bi, goes, there's Honest Man Comix, wherein his radio station is automatically liked by Rod and Chucklebot, and the sideburns generator, both of which indicate that technology knows Teodor likes dudes. The end of the High School arc was just finally getting it done.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

SeanBeansShako posted:

The comic afterwards when they were editing Rods poses in post is hilarious and in my personal top ten.

No, father! I am a Yale man now!

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


So if the pattern holds, should we be expecing an update around about now?

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

So if the pattern holds, should we be expecing an update around about now?

Worst post in ugliest thread.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

So if the pattern holds, should we be expecing an update around about now?

Last week, at a party, someone mentioned to Chris that they wish there was more Achewood content to read, because they love his comic so much. Witnesses recount Onstad muttered "fat nerd sociopaths..." then locked himself in the bathroom. He hasn't been out since; his wife is enabling him, leaving plates of Osso Buco and whatnot by the door to help him keep his strength up, so it could be awhile. No one knows when he'll be out, exactly, but the general consensus is it'll be once he runs out of magazines articles to read.

mysterious frankie fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Jan 18, 2012

BetterWeirdthanDead
Mar 7, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mysterious frankie posted:

Last week, at a party, someone mentioned to Chris that they wish there was more Achewood content to read, because they love his comic so much. Witnesses recount Onstad muttered "fat nerd sociopaths..." then locked himself in the bathroom. He hasn't been out since; his wife is enabling him, leaving plates of Osso Buco and whatnot by the door to help him keep his strength up, so it could be awhile. No one knows when he'll be out, exactly, but the general consensus is it'll be once he runs out of magazines articles to read.

Unless his wife set-up the toilet paper roll the wrong way again and he's busy doodling about that.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

BetterWeirdthanDead posted:

Unless his wife set-up the toilet paper roll the wrong way again and he's busy doodling about that.

"I drew this picture of a sad cat who is considering a roll of Charmin with dismay on the wall of my bathroom with my wife's lipstick. Pay me $12/year and you can look at it."

Dodgeball
Sep 24, 2003

Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

So if the pattern holds, should we be expecing an update around about now?

glug posted:

Worst post in ugliest thread.

Dodgeball posted:

But, the hiatus is "over"! :jerkbag:

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1
I'm not expecting him to disappear for a year again dude. I'm just saying that 12 days, 9 days and 29 days doesn't really establish any kind of pattern to be holding.

The man posted a comic, followed by 3 more in about 2 months is all we can really say.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
New blog entry, new interview with Vice. This may be because I have some minor untreated mental illness, but somehow I feel like bitching about him in a good-natured manner was a magic spell that summoned new content.

Anyways, the blog is a lot of fun and he seems a lot more carefree in the Vice interview, which was nice to see. Makes me less afraid he could flake out if one too many assholes write him love letters in the only fashion their kind know. Maybe the Comics Alliance interviewer breathed too much through their mouth and had an oversized Neon Genesis Evangelion T-shirt tucked into cargo shorts, or something similar, and it was just too much for Chris to process.

EDIT: :ramsay: http://orezscu.blogspot.com/2012/01/christmas-party-pt-1.html :ramsay:

:ramsay: http://www.vice.com/read/achewood-is-back-2 :ramsay:

I couldn't find a special comic book siren. I did this other thing instead.

mysterious frankie fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Jan 19, 2012

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1
Maybe one of those new comic siren siren posts with a link to the blog, it'll pleasantly surprise the thread skimmers. Even though we all read every word of this thread and Just Hope Real Hard, despite the content of our posts.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
"Freshly-peed smile"lol.

basx
Aug 16, 2004

Sassy old man!

Teodore posted:

"like two wild dogs gone wrong on grog."

Simile of the Month.

Also, if Teodore ain't gay, I will eat my hat*

* I know goons who are particular about declarations, so I reserve the right to make a hat out of tortillas.

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1
Oh god, he's sleep chillin'

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

basx posted:

Simile of the Month.

Also, if Teodore ain't gay, I will eat my hat*

* I know goons who are particular about declarations, so I reserve the right to make a hat out of tortillas.

Gay or Armenian, all wearing his dress shirts a third of the way unbuttoned with a gold chain for accent, if I remember the last time he described his "dress to impress" outfit in a blog. Who advised that little bear that women like a man who looks like he might have an encyclopaedic knowledge of tanning bed procedures?

mysterious frankie fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Jan 19, 2012

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1
Wait, what the hell does continues mean, I have nothing to click on is Onstad finishing this up in another post?!?! I want to get off to comic stuffed animals and things they do with their dongs, alt-text be damned!

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

glug posted:

Wait, what the hell does continues mean, I have nothing to click on is Onstad finishing this up in another post?!?! I want to get off to comic stuffed animals and things they do with their dongs, alt-text be damned!

Five bucks says this rear end grabbing lady has an absolutely miserable personality, but he starts a relationship anyways. Teodor, if I can compare him to similar people I've known in my life, is the sort of guy who is supposed to end up marrying, then eventually divorcing, a legitimately crazy woman. He's the guy who was a lot of fun to hang out with, but now he's with Darcy and the last time me and the rest of the guys were over she threw a chair against the wall so hard it fell apart when I said I didn't like the New Bomb Turks. Dude just sat there looking miserable and sort of mouthed "I'm sorry" before she demanded to talk to him in the utility room while we let ourselves out.

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


mysterious frankie posted:

He's the guy who was a lot of fun to hang out with, but now he's with Darcy and the last time me and the rest of the guys were over she threw a chair against the wall so hard it fell apart when I said I didn't like the New Bomb Turks. Dude just sat there looking miserable and sort of mouthed "I'm sorry" before she demanded to talk to him in the utility room while we let ourselves out.

I can 100% perfectly picture Ray saying this to Roast Beef while gettin' spry on Grolsch.

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

Tony Millionaire reposted a thing : http://www.maakies.com/?p=1092

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I miss those Achewood guest strips.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


FINISH THE loving STORY! :stare:

I mean that in a good way, I was loving this and then I got to continues.... and freaked out because I want to know what happens next.

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1
Thanks, that's the best scene and I always think of it in such situations.

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?
Like Teodor, all I knew about Frank Lloyd Wright was that he was an rear end in a top hat, but it was alright, because he made houses that people got F’s about in college.

Poetry.

Fantasizing about getting a woman because she noticed he considered but decided not to use limes in a drink is pretty much quintessential Teodor.

hemp
Dec 18, 2008
I have a friend I am trying to get interested in Achewood and I'm having a hard time explaining exactly what's so great about it. He just said this to me:

worst friend posted:

I can enjoy surrealism, I mean I enjoy the odd Cyanide & Happiness
but
there's just
nothing
here
at
all
there's not even any emotional centre like in xkcd

This is the most depressing thing I have ever read. :(

How can I explain that it is not terrible?

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1
I'm trying to figure out what the 'emotional center' in xkcd is and short of the author forgetting he's doing something for math nerds and instead crying about a girl that dumped him years ago sometimes ends up being a comic, I got nothing.


You could always hand him the Great Outdoor Fight book and make him read it, cover to cover.

JoshTheStampede
Sep 8, 2004

come at me bro

hemp posted:

I have a friend I am trying to get interested in Achewood and I'm having a hard time explaining exactly what's so great about it. He just said this to me:


This is the most depressing thing I have ever read. :(

How can I explain that it is not terrible?

If he thinks XKCD has "an emotional center" beyond Randall crying into his pillow about that one girl who left him then your friend is beyond repair. Just tell him everything will be fine as you smother him with a pillow.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
XKCD's emotional center has and always will be "smug rear end in a top hat"

Dodgeball
Sep 24, 2003

Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!
I would not start him on anything earlier than the Party. He can go back and read those strips once he's hooked.

It's a hard thing getting someone to read something because there's an ambiguous amount of time required to do so, unlike, say a movie or tv show that has a defined runtime. I mean, I've been trying to get a friend to read Gunnerkrigg for 3 months now.

hemp
Dec 18, 2008

Dominion posted:

If he thinks XKCD has "an emotional center" beyond Randall crying into his pillow about that one girl who left him then your friend is beyond repair. Just tell him everything will be fine as you smother him with a pillow.

Legitimately considering this.

Dodgeball posted:

I would not start him on anything earlier than the Party. He can go back and read those strips once he's hooked.

That's what I started him with, that's what made him say what I quoted.

He's a lost cause, isn't he. :smith:

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

hemp posted:

I have a friend I am trying to get interested in Achewood and I'm having a hard time explaining exactly what's so great about it. He just said this to me:


This is the most depressing thing I have ever read. :(

How can I explain that it is not terrible?

Jesus, xkcd? Emotional center? Show him the xkcd Achewood parody http://xkcd.com/141/. If he guffaws and says "exACTly!" while slapping a knee, then he's too far gone. Buy him a t-shirt with a built in wifi detector from Think Geek as a parting gift and plan an escape vector from that friendship, asap.

Dodgeball
Sep 24, 2003

Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!

hemp posted:

That's what I started him with, that's what made him say what I quoted.

He's a lost cause, isn't he. :smith:

To be fair, it's not your job to educate him. People are going to like what they're going to like, no matter how trite.

Some of my friends like CAD, for christsake. :smithicide:

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Locus
Feb 28, 2004

But you were dead a thousand times. Hopeless encounters successfully won.
Two of my friends don't like Achewood because:
"The art sucks!"
"The art is fine but the language is too awkward to read"

:argh:


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

XKCD's emotional center has and always will be "smug rear end in a top hat"

I got weird vibes from the way he puts women in his comic too. It's really subtle, but as I recall it was sort of an akward Joss Whedon "here are some empowered girls, but they just happen behave exactly the way I'd want them to" thing.

Maybe he got better about that, but I'm not going to read more XKCD to find out.

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