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Vakal posted:Take comfort in the fact that he will barely spend any of it because of his miserly lifestyle, leaving it to just sit stagnant in a bank account until the day he dies wherein it will all pass on to his daughters after a lengthy court battle with Beth, who, like Anna Nicole Smith, will demand half on the grounds of having earned it by loving an old gargoyle for years. I know you are joking (sort of?) but take a look at his house in the Hamptons: http://www.mapseeing.com/2011/06/howard-stern-hamptons-house/ There are other pictures online, it's pretty amazing.
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Former Human posted:Another two day week huh? It was pretty telling when Howard was talking to Dave Attell and said "I don't need to get ratings anymore, I don't need to get people to like me, I'm done with that." I noticed this as well. We all know that Howie has given up, but it hurt to hear him so honestly and unequivocally say that he literally does not give a poo poo at all anymore. You could almost hear Attell thinking "WTF happened to this guy?."
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Kt88 posted:I noticed this as well. We all know that Howie has given up, but it hurt to hear him so honestly and unequivocally say that he literally does not give a poo poo at all anymore. You could almost hear Attell thinking "WTF happened to this guy?." Probably not as loudly as Dave's head ringing with "God I wish I was him". I can't fault Howard for checking out, enjoy life dude, but let the staff keep going, sit back and let them run the show or something, get another Artie. You deserve to go out like a king, the king of all media.
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AxeManiac posted:I can't fault Howard for checking out, enjoy life dude, but let the staff keep going, sit back and let them run the show or something, get another Artie. You deserve to go out like a king, the king of all media. It's a good loving point. It really is. I haven't listened to the show outside of a few things on youtube here and there for over a year, and I used to be a dyed in the wool goddamned Stern apologist. It really makes me sad that there's a Stern show being broadcast that I have absolutely zero interest in, because the guy really is (was) that good. As much as he thinks Sal and Richard retardation isn't funny, it is. And for god's sake, let someone, anyone with a lick of goddamn talent sit in the Artie chair. A lot of people are against it, but I'd honest to god most likely re-up if Jackie was back in the saddle. Something has to cut through how boring the show has become. gently caress it, bring John back. And I loving hate Stuttering John.
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There's a "Hottest Chick, with the <adjective> Guy" contest today. It's hot girls with an old guy. Time to see what O&A are up to I suppose.
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AxeManiac posted:Probably not as loudly as Dave's head ringing with "God I wish I was him". Dave Attell is either almost broke or a workaholic (or he's saved up a good pile of cash) -- this is the guy that was booking spots at Caroline's while he was in Afghanistan with Artie. From the stories Artie would tell about him, he's semi-legendary for working non-stop, especially compared to other comedians.
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I pray Howard doesn't talk over Roger Waters the whole time. Finally guest I care about.
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Kelly posted:There's a "Hottest Chick, with the <adjective> Guy" contest today. It's hot girls with an old guy. Time to see what O&A are up to I suppose. I was confused about this contest. Wouldn't any hot girl with an old guy be with him for the money? Why would they want to get humiliated on a radio show $10K or whatever the prize is when they probably already have a lot of cash. Did Beth enter? e. I laughed when I saw this the other day. At least Robin didn't write a book about her good and plenty acid trip: http://www.amazon.com/One-Blissful-Thing-Josh-Radnor/dp/1439188041?tag=gmgamzn-20 Ted from How I Met your Mother posted:The story of one man's unlikely spiritual awakening-this is Eat, Pray, Love for those who would rather be reading McSweeney's . Spacemonkey57 fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Jan 18, 2012 |
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Spacemonkey57 posted:Did Beth enter? <insert horse joke here>
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Spacemonkey57 posted:I was confused about this contest. Wouldn't any hot girl with an old guy be with him for the money? Why would they want to get humiliated on a radio show $10K or whatever the prize is when they probably already have a lot of cash. Sand Monster posted:<insert horse joke here> She was going to, but then she threw a shoe and couldn't make the walk over
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They asked but she said, "Ney".
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Bonzo posted:They asked but she said, "Ney". And they were like, "Well, you can lead Beth to water but you can't make her drink"
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Shes Not Impressed posted:You can lead the horse to the bedroom but that doesn't mean she'll come I read that as whore but it still has the same meaning.
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Beth isn't a horse guys. Horses poo poo. Constantly.
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I'm gonna go re-read the Amazon comments for her dumbass dog book again. Oh man those were great.
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GenoCanSing posted:I'm gonna go re-read the Amazon comments for her dumbass dog book again. Oh man those were great. Look at the tags, they are the best part: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/tags-on-product/1439160295/ref=tag_dpp_cust_edpp_sa
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GenoCanSing posted:I'm gonna go re-read the Amazon comments for her dumbass dog book again. Oh man those were great. Amazon posted:My favorite part was chapter three where Ms. Stern teaches us the difference between a European bent-knee pose and the less formal Pittsburgh bent-knee pose. I also love how the publisher was able to put all her teeth on the cover. 
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Steve Langford's monster fat penis (monster fat penis), I need it inside of me.... Oooooh!
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Streebs posted:Look at the tags, they are the best part: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/tags-on-product/1439160295/ref=tag_dpp_cust_edpp_sa "Can't save a Word doc" and "Finally I am famous" loving slay me, every time. Edit: I just noticed there are 22 pages of tags.
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Kelly posted:"Can't save a Word doc" and "Finally I am famous" loving slay me, every time. The tags have been wiped clean at least once; I know I had some submissions that disappeared in a purge.
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Streebs posted:Look at the tags, they are the best part: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/tags-on-product/1439160295/ref=tag_dpp_cust_edpp_sa hire a dog walker(4) taco tico(4) triple crown winner(4) so loving hard. loving taco tico is my faaaaaaaaaaavorite.edit: holy poo poo http://www.tacotico.com/ their website has autoplay midi and animated gifs. Its like a time mac-hine.
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Howard has joked with Beth that if she left he could find other hot chicks and Beth has joked back that she could find another guy. At nearly forty, she'd have a hard time, a very hard time finding another multi millionaire, while Howard in seconds could find another shamwife. Beth's out of her league at this point. Also I feel bad for Howard as far as his sex life goes. I'm listening to November 08 and there was an HTV girl on and she talked about licking rear end, and pleasing her man, sucking dick and all that and Howard was absolutely smitten with her. He doesn't get that kind of fun from Beth. He always says that she likes to get to "the main event" so they have sex for like what, ten minutes and it's over. She does this like what, three times a week max? Not a bad payday.
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Except on the occasion when she is overcome with passion, whenever a girl says she doesn't "like" foreplay it just means she doesn't like foreplay with you and she wants to have sex to get it over with. FACT. I know we have debated this before, I honestly think Howard is being serious when he says that about her, like it is proof of how manly he is or something, not understanding Beth just wants to get it over it.
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When Howard gave Beth the engagement ring, they had sex. While Howard was humping away, she was staring up at the ring. That sounds like a lady who loves you, Howie.
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prefect posted:The tags have been wiped clean at least once; I know I had some submissions that disappeared in a purge. "hoo hoo i invented dogs(6)" almost made me pee myself.
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Gotta remind you guys, you really only know about Howard and Beth over what he tells you on the radio. Howard likes to fantasize about getting his rear end in a top hat licked, but he would never let anyone do that, he would FREAK the gently caress out the next time her rear end in a top hat touching tongue got back around to him. Beth could easily find another millionaire, almost 40? She looks amazing and will do fine and she could actually love Howard, we don't know. Also those book tags are hilariously brutal and funny. null_user01013 fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Jan 19, 2012 |
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AxeManiac posted:Gotta remind you guys, you really only know about Howard and Beth over what he tells you on the radio. I wonder if he keeps his toilet paper under lock and key with his condoms.
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Yeah, being 40 doesn't matter when you're hot. There are plenty of rich guys who aren't gonna ask to see her ID. She'll be fine if they ever do break up, she seems relatively cool about his guy-centric antics, and sounds generally nice, so I doubt she'd ever have a problem getting laid if/when Howard gives up on the hopes of fantasy rear end in a top hat licking and just moves into his basement to look at online porn again. Additionally, she has zero kids which won't hurt her future chances to find a single man with money, I think. I also think it's probable that the definition of "foreplay" needs to be nailed down before you can comment on just how into sex with Howard she is. I tend to think of traditional 'foreplay' as the dumb poo poo you gotta do to get drippy chicks who watch too much ABC reality dating show TV/Oprah to sleep with you, but I guess foreplay could technically also include oral/manual activity as well. So in my theory, you could legitimately say "My wife doesn't like 'foreplay'... y'know, romantic candlelit dinners, rose pedals on the bed, soft gentle kisses to her erogenous zones...all that horseshit." and not be including as 'foreplay' the 30 minutes of chokey facefucking and anal fisting you just mutually enjoyed, prior to the actual Tab-A-into-Slot-B intercourse.
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AxeManiac posted:Howard likes to fantasize about getting his rear end in a top hat licked, but he would never let anyone do that, he would FREAK the gently caress out the next time her rear end in a top hat touching tongue got back around to him. Not even making a joke here, completely serious when I was reading this post and got to "next time her rear end in a top hat" my brain just auto-completed the sentence with " is hanging out".
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AltronHGX posted:Not even making a joke here, completely serious when I was reading this post and got to "next time her rear end in a top hat" my brain just auto-completed the sentence with " is hanging out". I can't help myself either, whenever I see a girl in skimpy clothes I just blurt out that her rear end in a top hat is hanging out.
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I'm a little behind on the show and I don't think I saw this mentioned in this thread, but Howard just admitted that he "has a guy" who DVR's for him.  I feel like literally somebody is getting a salary for pressing the big red record button on his remote control. My hero...what has he become?
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Atheist Sunglasses posted:I'm a little behind on the show and I don't think I saw this mentioned in this thread, but Howard just admitted that he "has a guy" who DVR's for him. He also has a private weatherman.
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