Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; Clapping Larry

Now now, we can all fight when we are drunk.

# ? Jan 16, 2012 10:47

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 02:21

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Every time something good happens to me you say it's some kind of madness. Or I'm drunk. Or I ate too much candy.

# ? Jan 16, 2012 11:44

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

sebzilla posted:

Every time something good happens to me you say it's some kind of madness. Or I'm drunk. Or I ate too much candy.

What fevered dream is this that bids to tear this thread in twain?

# ? Jan 16, 2012 11:53

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

cbubbles posted:

Noooooooooooooooo!

Funny story, the script called for me to say "yes"...

# ? Jan 16, 2012 15:46

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

spankmeister posted:

What fevered dream is this that bids to tear this thread in twain?

My great-grandfather once saw a thread!

# ? Jan 16, 2012 17:25

Spite: Jul 27, 2001; Small chance of that...

Coleman posted:

Funny story, the script called for me to say "yes"...

As captain and head doctor of this ship-hospital, I now pronounce you man and wife with six months to live.

# ? Jan 16, 2012 23:37

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Spite posted:

As captain and head doctor of this ship-hospital, I now pronounce you man and wife with six months to live.

Let me get this straight. Does anybody in this thread NOT have amnesia??

# ? Jan 17, 2012 00:38

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

kangal posted:

Let me get this straight. Does anybody in this thread NOT have amnesia??

When I grow up, I'm gonna have so much amnesia!

# ? Jan 17, 2012 04:34

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

TravBot posted:

When I grow up, I'm gonna have so much amnesia!

Me too! I mean, I already have but... I forgot.

# ? Jan 17, 2012 12:29

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

When I grow up, I'm gonna have so much amnesia!

When I grow up I wanna be a steam shovel.

# ? Jan 17, 2012 16:18

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

sebzilla posted:

Me too! I mean, I already have but... I forgot.

Well mine's louder!

# ? Jan 17, 2012 22:58

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

DrBouvenstein posted:

Well mine's louder!

B-E-N-D-E-R! BEEEEeeeeeeennnDERRR B-E-N-D-E-R! BEEEEeeeeeeeeennnDERRR!

# ? Jan 17, 2012 23:14

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Spite posted:

As captain and head doctor of this ship-hospital, I now pronounce you man and wife with six months to live.

Objection! You stink!

# ? Jan 18, 2012 02:25

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Well mine's louder!

LOUD-ER AND SAD-DER!

# ? Jan 18, 2012 02:35

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Objection! You stink!

Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt!

# ? Jan 18, 2012 04:33

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Coleman posted:

LOUD-ER AND SAD-DER!

OOHHH DANNY BOOYYYY :zoid:

# ? Jan 18, 2012 04:45

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Dear TVIV moderators.

Please change the thread title, it sucks.whale biologist

Love,

Spanky.

# ? Jan 18, 2012 10:36

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

Uh huh. That's whatever you were talking about for ya.

# ? Jan 18, 2012 10:44

Katasi: Nov 22, 2005; White water rafting down the river styx

sebzilla posted:

Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt!

I am? That's not good news at all!

# ? Jan 18, 2012 19:53

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

spankmeister posted:

Dear TVIV moderators.

Please change the thread title, it sucks.whale biologist

Love,

Spanky.

Get that robot some more beer!

# ? Jan 18, 2012 19:58

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Woz My Neg rear end posted:

Get that robot some more beer!

You've been drinking too much, or too little, I forget how it works with you. Anyway, you haven't drunk exactly the right amount.

# ? Jan 18, 2012 20:07

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

spankmeister posted:

Dear TVIV moderators.

Please change the thread title, it sucks.whale biologist

Love,

Spanky.

Better do what he says...he's a whale biologist.

# ? Jan 18, 2012 20:15

cbubbles: Mar 15, 2007; I'm soooo into you

kangal posted:

Let me get this straight. Does anybody in this thread NOT have amnesia??

He took one of my dimensions!

# ? Jan 19, 2012 00:12

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Better do what he says...he's a whale biologist.

...precious hamburgers?

# ? Jan 19, 2012 00:18

Clam Chowdown: May 8, 2006; That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!

Piping hot horse burgers, horse fries, horse cake and shakes. We got tongue straight from the horse's mouth! All our horses are 100% horse-fed for that double-horse juiced-in goodness!

# ? Jan 19, 2012 03:29

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

I'll have a Horse Coke.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 03:53

Patrovsky: May 8, 2007; whatever is fine

Klungar posted:

I'll have a Horse Coke.

Horse Pepsi okay?

# ? Jan 19, 2012 03:58

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Patrovsky posted:

Horse Pepsi okay?

Nay.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 04:01

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

smashpro1 posted:

Nay.

Neigh.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 04:05

Dodgeball: Sep 24, 2003; Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!

Klungar posted:

Neigh.

Look, just give me something crawling with parasites.

Dodgeball fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Jan 19, 2012

# ? Jan 19, 2012 04:07

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Klungar posted:

Neigh.

DOCTORATE DENIED!

# ? Jan 19, 2012 04:07

WhoIsBarryBostwick: Sep 17, 2008; You're going to like the way you look...I guarantee it.

I'll have one of your young on a roll.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 04:23

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

WhoIsBarryBostwick posted:

I'll have one of your young on a roll.

We're out of rolls.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 05:03

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

OUT OF CREAM

# ? Jan 19, 2012 06:11

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Data Graham posted:

OUT OF CREAM

OUT OF COFFEE

# ? Jan 19, 2012 06:19

meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; Clapping Larry

I'll take my coffee enema to go.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 11:08

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

meatbag posted:

I'll take my coffee enema to go.

It's gonna be fun on a bun!

# ? Jan 19, 2012 17:20

Execu-speak: Jun 2, 2011; Welcome to the real world hippies!

HEY! Unless this is a nude love in get off my property.

# ? Jan 20, 2012 14:02

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Execu-speak posted:

HEY! Unless this is a nude love in get off my property.

You can't like, own property, man.

# ? Jan 20, 2012 14:08

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 02:21

Zorkon: Nov 21, 2008; WE CARE A LOT

spankmeister posted:

You can't like, own property, man.

Yes I can but that's because I'm not some penniless hippie!

# ? Jan 20, 2012 14:22

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