KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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penismightier: Dec 6, 2005; What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

myron_cope posted:

Then maybe you have a fax machine!

# ? Jan 19, 2012 01:57

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# ? May 16, 2024 22:32

Saint Jimmy: Jul 5, 2006

So I'm working through the box sets again and I just started season 9. It's kinda sad. I love this thread though. Makes me happy.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 02:12

PS. Love the cabin: Dec 30, 2011; Bee Lincoln

WHAT THE gently caress YOU DOING YOU LITTLE PIECE OF poo poo?!

# ? Jan 19, 2012 02:40

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

PS. Love the cabin posted:

WHAT THE gently caress YOU DOING YOU LITTLE PIECE OF poo poo?!

Of course! He's a funny bleeeeep!

# ? Jan 19, 2012 03:49

MC Hawking: Apr 27, 2004; by VideoGames; Fun Shoe

I watched the cheever letters and now I get the thread title.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 04:02

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

PS. Love the cabin posted:

WHAT THE gently caress YOU DOING YOU LITTLE PIECE OF poo poo?!

Thanks for ruining my daddy's business YOU FAT gently caress

# ? Jan 19, 2012 04:49

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

neoboman posted:

Thanks for ruining my daddy's business YOU FAT gently caress

I'm sorry, but this yoghurt is just so loving GOOD!

# ? Jan 19, 2012 04:57

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

Jerusalem posted:

I'm sorry, but this yoghurt is just so loving GOOD!

HEY! ANOTHER ROUND OF STRAWBERRY FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS!

# ? Jan 19, 2012 05:04

PS. Love the cabin: Dec 30, 2011; Bee Lincoln

Medium turkey chili.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 05:19

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

JAM-BA-LA-YA!

Newman's scuttling-off at the end is priceless.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 05:23

Rollos: Aug 11, 2007; Hold on, won't be long

Beef-A-Reeno? YOU FEED THE HORSE BEEF-A-REENO?!

# ? Jan 19, 2012 05:41

Billy Zane: Jun 24, 2003; Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

I only very recently noticed all the triangles in George's apartment.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 05:53

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

Rollos posted:

Beef-A-Reeno? YOU FEED THE HORSE BEEF-A-REENO?!

Oh, oats and hay...yeah they like that stuff.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 06:16

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Billy Zane posted:

I only very recently noticed all the triangles in George's apartment.

He did have many years of looking at the triangles ahead of him

# ? Jan 19, 2012 06:20

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Rollos posted:

Beef-A-Reeno? YOU FEED THE HORSE BEEF-A-REENO?!

♪What a delightful scene-o!♪

# ? Jan 19, 2012 06:25

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

I was playing Hearts with my family a few weeks ago, and I could tell that my uncle was going to try to shoot the moon, so I slammed down a card and yelled...

Me: "You wanna get nuts..? LET'S GET NUTS!"
Mom: :stare:

Uncle:

Sister:

# ? Jan 19, 2012 06:30

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

In the past, my mom has actually said things like "everyone's just screwing you Costanza" and "the universe is just out to get you George" to me when I've been bitching about getting screwed over.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 07:22

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Sash! posted:

In the past, my mom has actually said things like "everyone's just screwing you Costanza" and "the universe is just out to get you George" to me when I've been bitching about getting screwed over.

At least she doesn't call you Biff.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 07:37

Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

I love...broccoli, it's...good for you.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 09:32

thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Sash! posted:

In the past, my mom has actually said things like "everyone's just screwing you Costanza" and "the universe is just out to get you George" to me when I've been bitching about getting screwed over.

My have been treating my like balls recently, so I made the decision to go back to full time study, handed in my notice but said to my friend that I need to craft an art where I do as little as humanly possible in that time, but not enough to get me fired as I need the cash up until my last day. My friend said "Ah so you're gonna go all Costanza on them?" ... I think that basically summed it up.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 10:35

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

You can be like Hitler in the bunker!

# ? Jan 19, 2012 10:48

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Jerusalem posted:

You can be like Hitler in the bunker!

I thought you were like a weed?

# ? Jan 19, 2012 11:00

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Capt. Sticl posted:

I thought you were like a weed?

I'm a weed in Hitler's bunker!

# ? Jan 19, 2012 13:12

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

VILE WEED!

# ? Jan 19, 2012 17:39

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009

Poque posted:

VILE WEED!

I would ask for a gif of that scene, but if started asking for Seinfeld gifs I'd never stop. Every scene could be a gif. Also one may have been posted before.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 17:42

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

The Lopper has moved to L.A.!!

# ? Jan 19, 2012 18:05

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

Jerusalem posted:

I'm a weed in Hitler's bunker!

I'm getting a little uncomfortable with the Hitler stuff.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 18:42

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

DrBouvenstein posted:

The Lopper has moved to L.A.!!

"Headzo," "The Denogginizer"..."Son of Dad," that one's mine - it's sort of a catch-all.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 18:44

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

DrBouvenstein posted:

The Lopper has moved to L.A.!!

Ah, Ann Landers SUCKS!

# ? Jan 19, 2012 18:45

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

DrBouvenstein posted:

The Lopper has moved to L.A.!!

I think we just have to look for a generous tipper!

# ? Jan 19, 2012 18:46

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

jojoinnit posted:

I think we just have to look for a generous tipper!

And thinks Ann Landers is an old biddy.

# ? Jan 19, 2012 18:47

penis sandwich: Aug 28, 2004; have some pudding :)

esperantinc posted:

HEY! ANOTHER ROUND OF STRAWBERRY FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS!

"We won an Emmy, y'know."
"Yeah, but I didn't."

# ? Jan 19, 2012 20:17

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Sometimes I spell "Jerry" with a "G"!

And an "I"!

:haw:

# ? Jan 20, 2012 23:50

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009

Not a good look for George

# ? Jan 21, 2012 00:12

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

myron_cope posted:

Not a good look for George

I'd go ahead and say that from its beginning until whenever Elaine started wearing her hair down, "Not a good look for _____" could be applicable for anybody on the show. Seinfeld's humor and characters still hold up, but not that early 90's wardrobe.

# ? Jan 21, 2012 00:15

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

I think Julia's single best moment of acting in the entire series is when she yells "Shut up!! Shuuuut, upppppp, you STUPID mutt!!" out the window at that barking dog. It's just so completely, exactly, how somebody at their wit's end would yell at a barking dog.

And then she actually did have a lost voice for the rest of the episode, which I'm always curious about. Was it just an amazing coincidence that she lost her voice just before they filmed?

# ? Jan 21, 2012 01:04

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

Relayer posted:

And then she actually did have a lost voice for the rest of the episode, which I'm always curious about. Was it just an amazing coincidence that she lost her voice just before they filmed?

Julia was on the tail end of fighting laryngitis so they kind of used that in the script.

# ? Jan 21, 2012 01:21

PS. Love the cabin: Dec 30, 2011; Bee Lincoln

heya-hoa
heya-hoa

# ? Jan 21, 2012 02:43

Loving Life Partner: Apr 17, 2003

Seinfeld has to be the last show to employ comedic timing, pauses, beats, and straight players.

Starting with Friends, it seems like every sitcom tries to cram as many ZINGERS as they can into every character's breath.

My wife had "Happy Endings" on, and holy loving poo poo, everyone is SO quick and HIGH-larious! Not to mention most jokes boil down to some variation of "your mom" or "that's what SHE said". The characters must be gasping for breath when they cut. It's so loving unwatchable.

# ? Jan 21, 2012 03:16

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# ? May 16, 2024 22:32

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Loving Life Partner posted:

Seinfeld has to be the last show to employ comedic timing, pauses, beats, and straight players.

Starting with Friends, it seems like every sitcom tries to cram as many ZINGERS as they can into every character's breath.

Have you watched How I Met Your Mother? Ted is a pretty good straight man...he does get his fair share of zingers, but he's clearly the straight guy to Barney and Marshall...and to a lesser extent Lily and Robin.

# ? Jan 21, 2012 03:26

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