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Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This one made my head hurt:

I Tried Reading This, I Really Did But I Only Got To "Hurr Telepropters" Before I Realized That I Wasn't Even Half Way Done.

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Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

Riptor posted:

and blocks of cheese

The only acceptable meal for poor people is a giant block of cheese, set down on a table while a whole family tears chunks off it with their hands and weeps.

Feel like conservatives probably masturbate to ideas like that

Foyes36
Oct 23, 2005

Food fight!

Jonny Angel posted:

The only acceptable meal for poor people is a giant block of cheese, set down on a table while a whole family tears chunks off it with their hands and weeps.

Christ, that sounds like every dinner I ate while in graduate school.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

quote:

We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo

and speakers and put that money toward the "common good.."

When I was in the marines, I knew a guy who spent his entire $30k plus in OIF bonus money on a brand new car with 20 inch rims, while still somehow using foodstamps at the commissary for his family. He could only fill his gas tank on payday. Politics aside, there are some people who are completely brain-dead when it comes to fiscal responsibility. Case in point: Payday loans.

quote:

Liberal Hypocrisy

Counterpoint: please explain Ted Haggard, Larry Craig, et al.

red19fire fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Jan 19, 2012

Cynnik
Nov 19, 2002

this seems all too familiar

red19fire posted:

Case in point: Payday loans.


Payday loans are generally last resort type scenarios, and are considered a predatory industry.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

A Facebook friend of mine, adding commentary to a link to google's SOPA page

quote:

This country's government is based on a constitutional republic; NOT a Marxist communist state
I...:psyduck:

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Chunk posted:

Paying taxes does not give me the permission to tell the poor how to live. If they respond that it does, then we get ask why they get to and I don't. Maybe I want them to have actual agency in their lives. Whose desire to control them wins out?

The idea of you having agency would be just as foreign to them.

Sarion posted:

Plus, tubal legation reversals aren't even close to 100% effective. A significant number of women will never be able to have children in this scenario.

It's "ligation." What made you think someone who knows gently caress all about tubal ligation would know how to spell it?

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

red19fire posted:

When I was in the marines, I knew a guy who spent his entire $30k plus in OIF bonus money on a brand new car with 20 inch rims, while still somehow using foodstamps at the commissary for his family. He could only fill his gas tank on payday. Politics aside, there are some people who are completely brain-dead when it comes to fiscal responsibility. Case in point: Payday loans.

It is irresponsible. But, to be fair, if you're in the military, you should be getting paid enough to not be on Food Stamps in the first place. To me that's the much bigger problem than him buying poo poo he doesn't need.



VideoTapir posted:

The idea of you having agency would be just as foreign to them.


It's "ligation." What made you think someone who knows gently caress all about tubal ligation would know how to spell it?


:doh:

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


A guy I know posted this on facebook.

quote:


President Obama has no economic plan for 2012,
He is anti-second amendment and always has been,
He has spent way more than any other president, even worse than Carter.
If you are on food stamps you can now get a free cell phone? who is paying for this? The hard working class.
Why should my tax dollars pay for that? or why should my tax dollars pay for someone else s healthcare?
I mean our tax system already promotes laziness. you earn more, and you are taxed more. This is a punishment to the hard working dedicated Americans.
I am a big supporter of drug screening being used when deciding wether or not a person or family can receive government assistance.
He is muslim??? I mean wasn't this country founded on Christianity. "One Nation Under God"? In God we trust on all of our country's currency?
His wife is an evil American hating bitch no matter what drat television show she is on saying that she is so proud to be an American. We all heard he speeches in 2008.

He pulls the Race Card .
He does not take responsibility for his actions.
.. the hell did all that stimulus money go to and to whom?
Why Am I having to pay out of pocket for college tuition and books when kids on government grants get to go for free and those lazy shits havent even got a job. let alone any respect for anybody.

The List goes on and on... Annoy a Liberal, Use Facts and Logic.

A vote for Obama in 2012 is a vote for socialism and a longer recession.


I'm not sure if he wrote it or merely copy-pasted it. I'm debating whether or not I should respond.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

quote:

I mean wasn't this country founded on Christianity.
nope :argh:

Incorrect Username
Feb 21, 2011

quote:

"He is muslim??? I mean wasn't this country founded on Christianity?"

"His wife is an evil American hating bitch no matter what drat television show she is on saying that she is so proud to be an American."

"kids on government grants get to go for free and those lazy shits havent even got a job. let alone any respect for anybody".

"Annoy a Liberal, Use Facts and Logic."

If facts and logic annoy Liberals than that Facebook post must be the most factual thing ever said, because it certainly got me furious.

Incorrect Username
Feb 21, 2011
crap, double post

Incorrect Username fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Jan 19, 2012

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This one made my head hurt:

take_your_goddam_risperdal.txt

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Erkenntnis posted:

A guy I know posted this on facebook.


I'm not sure if he wrote it or merely copy-pasted it. I'm debating whether or not I should respond.

When did he pull the race card? Or say any single thing ever on gun control?

Edit: Or do anything in that?

Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Jan 19, 2012

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Stupid, stupid person posted:

His wife is an evil American hating bitch no matter what drat television show she is on saying that she is so proud to be an American. We all heard he speeches in 2008.

What the hell? What speeches that we all heard he speech is this talking about?

Kids should eat healthy = American hating bitch?

Z-Magic
Feb 19, 2011

They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs - it's the same thing. They have their five-year plans, so have I.

Erkenntnis posted:

A guy I know posted this on facebook.


I'm not sure if he wrote it or merely copy-pasted it. I'm debating whether or not I should respond.

Is there a reason for all the Carter hate?

Atreiden
May 4, 2008

posted:

He is muslim??? I mean wasn't this country founded on Christianity. "One Nation Under God"? In God we trust on all of our country's currency?

I like this part, first they indicate they are not even sure if he is muslim. Secondly you now apparantly have to be christian to President, like it's in the constitution or something ( I know you practically ahve to be, but they treat it like it's law)

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Z-Magic posted:

Is there a reason for all the Carter hate?

He lost Iran, and tried to deny us St. Reagan. Also he caused high inflation and was a Democrat.

Equester posted:

I like this part, first they indicate they are not even sure if he is muslim. Secondly you now apparantly have to be christian to President, like it's in the constitution or something ( I know you practically ahve to be, but they treat it like it's law)

Also seems to be assuming that the pledge of allegiance and "in god we trust" are older than they are.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
Just saw this gem.

Ron Paul is a good man w/ good ideas- but the bottom line is we MUST remove O-bla bla... the cost of Marxism is always paid in blood. and yes in CAN happen here.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

Dr Christmas posted:

When did he pull the race card? Or say any single thing ever on gun control?

Edit: Or do anything in that?

He made it easier to carry guns in National Parks. So... yeah, anti-gun. Seriously though, he could own 200 guns, and push to repeal all gun laws and they would still claim that he secretly wanted to remove the second ammendment. That's the kind of fact and logic filled discourse we find ourselves in.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Sarion posted:

He made it easier to carry guns in National Parks. So... yeah, anti-gun. Seriously though, he could own 200 guns, and push to repeal all gun laws and they would still claim that he secretly wanted to remove the second ammendment. That's the kind of fact and logic filled discourse we find ourselves in.

What if he pulled a Saddam and just started shooting guns in the air during speeches?

Oh right, Black Panthers.

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Sarion posted:

He made it easier to carry guns in National Parks. So... yeah, anti-gun. Seriously though, he could own 200 guns, and push to repeal all gun laws and they would still claim that he secretly wanted to remove the second ammendment. That's the kind of fact and logic filled discourse we find ourselves in.

Unfortunately, he did disallow the re-importation of a few hundred thousand M1 Garands from Korea. Rather insignificant and not really anti 2nd amendment, but now in the eyes of at least my single issue voting in-laws he's the anti-gun crazy nutball they "predicted" he would be in 2008, and I was wrong about gun rights being a more or less dead issue. And pointing to the national park thing gets no headway since Obama didn't push for it himself and "probably didn't even know what he was signing".

You cannot win.

Herman Merman
Jul 6, 2008

Herman Merman posted:

No, that is how random sampling works. If he "knows" 5000 people, say, and 5 of them are welfare abusers, that does extrapolate to a few hundred thousand nationwide. Of course that would not be a real unbiased random sample in any statistically meaningful sense, but hey.

Gus Hobbleton posted:

So in other words, that's not how random sampling works at all?
Yes, but since most people are almost completely ignorant of the basic principles of statistics, he doesn't know that. From his perspective his reasoning seems completely honest and accurate. So the solution is not to call him a liar, but to patiently explain why the world does not work that way.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Orange Devil posted:

What if he pulled a Saddam and just started shooting guns in the air during speeches?

Oh right, Black Panthers.

Won't work, the NRA has already claimed that him not taking away everyone's guns is just part of his master plot to take away everyone's guns.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
Semi-random, but anytime I see a "gently caress the poors," post somewhere, I just want to paste "A Modest Proposal" at every turn. No other words, no other comments, just Swift.

I wonder how many people would take it seriously, though.

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

Tomahawk posted:

Just saw this gem.

Ron Paul is a good man w/ good ideas- but the bottom line is we MUST remove O-bla bla... the cost of Marxism is always paid in blood. and yes in CAN happen here.

The cost of Marxism is indeed always paid in blood. Just ask Salvador Allende.

Kosmonaut
Mar 9, 2009

Ah yes I too remember when Obama declared a dictatorship of the proletariat and forcibly seized the means of production, just as any Marxist would if elected president.

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Sarion posted:

He made it easier to carry guns in National Parks. So... yeah, anti-gun. Seriously though, he could own 200 guns, and push to repeal all gun laws and they would still claim that he secretly wanted to remove the second ammendment. That's the kind of fact and logic filled discourse we find ourselves in.

Yeah, I mean, look at what Wayne LaPierre of the NRA says:

a literally insane person posted:

“In public, he’ll remind us that he’s put off calls from his party to renew the Clinton [assault weapons] ban, he hasn’t pushed for new gun control laws… The president will offer the Second Amendment lip service and hit the campaign trail saying he’s actually been good for the Second Amendment.”

“But it’s a big fat stinking lie!” the NRA leader exclaimed. “It’s all part of a massive Obama conspiracy to deceive voters and destroy the Second Amendment in our country.”

KillerBean
May 5, 2004

by Y Kant Ozma Post

myron_cope posted:

I...:psyduck:

Hahahahahahah I bet it would blow his mind that

wikipedia posted:

The Constitution of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela is the current and twenty-sixth constitution of Venezuela.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

ZappDash posted:

Semi-random, but anytime I see a "gently caress the poors," post somewhere, I just want to paste "A Modest Proposal" at every turn. No other words, no other comments, just Swift.

I wonder how many people would take it seriously, though.

I do too; I recently went back and reread "A Modest Proposal", and it is eerie how perfectly it fits to today. The only thing outdated in it is that it focuses on the Irish, but you change that to "Blacks" or "Welfare Recipients" and it fits completely.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

dur posted:

Yeah, I mean, look at what Wayne LaPierre of the NRA says:

LaPierre comes off as crazy in everything I've seen/heard from him. I get robo-calls of him asking for NRA donations occasionally. At some point I must have ended up on a Conservative list, cause I get NRA calls a few times a year and emails from the Heritage Foundation weekly. Or maybe they just assume I'm Conservative because I live in SC.

Anyways, I think the NRA is kind of an interesting example of what happens to special-interest groups when they "win". For all intents and purposes gun control is a closed issue. But the NRA has to keep playing the persecution card, no matter how crazy it gets. If there is no threat, people stop giving them money, and stop caring what they have to say. Which in turn means they lose their money and political influence. So they are left with either shutting down (ha!) or making up crazy poo poo so that they always have an incompetently all-powerful enemy to fight.

chesh
Apr 19, 2004

That was terrible.

zeroprime posted:

There was a short segment on From Our Own Corespondent this last September that interviewed people, in I think France, who had to get their food at the government market/French equivalent of food stamps. Listening to the shame in their voices over just trying to feed their families was goddamn heartbreaking.

This also used to be done in America. I was raised on welfare and government cheese. It was the best tasting cheese.

I was little but I seem to recall my parents getting it at the welfare office. It wasn't in a normal store, at any rate.

And it as delicious.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

chesh posted:

This also used to be done in America. I was raised on welfare and government cheese. It was the best tasting cheese.

I was little but I seem to recall my parents getting it at the welfare office. It wasn't in a normal store, at any rate.

And it as delicious.

Really? I had no idea there used to be stores like this. I know there are food banks that are run as charities, but I never heard of government stores. Though I wonder if they can take food stamps. If they can it would really be an ideal place for a family to stretch every dollar of assistance.

EndTimesProfit
Jul 1, 2004

Don't worry son, it's just the Smilin' Mighty Jesus!

chesh posted:

This also used to be done in America. I was raised on welfare and government cheese. It was the best tasting cheese.

I was little but I seem to recall my parents getting it at the welfare office. It wasn't in a normal store, at any rate.

And it as delicious.

I can remember standing in line at the local National Guard Armory for surplus cheese, powdered milk and rice. At the time I didn't think anything of it as everyone in my little town in AR was just as poor and was in line as well.

The help was appreciated, but that nasty cheese was anything but delicious. I wish I had a sample now to check the sodium levels. It was USDA surplus which was preserved to last while shipping overseas and was the saltiest poo poo ever.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Sarion posted:

I do too; I recently went back and reread "A Modest Proposal", and it is eerie how perfectly it fits to today. The only thing outdated in it is that it focuses on the Irish, but you change that to "Blacks" or "Welfare Recipients" and it fits completely.

http://london.sonoma.edu/Writings/PeopleOfTheAbyss/

This is also surprisingly current, and it isn't even satire.

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

BootStrap posted:

I can remember standing in line at the local National Guard Armory for surplus cheese, powdered milk and rice. At the time I didn't think anything of it as everyone in my little town in AR was just as poor and was in line as well.

The help was appreciated, but that nasty cheese was anything but delicious. I wish I had a sample now to check the sodium levels. It was USDA surplus which was preserved to last while shipping overseas and was the saltiest poo poo ever.

lol Did you list those food items specifically because those are what is listed in the email or is this just another way to point out that the letter was written by an out of touch old person and not a surprisingly bitter teen?

EndTimesProfit
Jul 1, 2004

Don't worry son, it's just the Smilin' Mighty Jesus!

Chunk posted:

lol Did you list those food items specifically because those are what is listed in the email or is this just another way to point out that the letter was written by an out of touch old person and not a surprisingly bitter teen?

Nope, just because those are the food items we used to get.

The rice was good and if you diluted the cheese with enough powdered milk it made a passable sauce for the rice without being too salty.

if we were really fortunate someone would get lucky and kill a deer and we could mix some meat into our homemade Hamburger Helper.

I was soooooooooooooooo poor.

I take it as a mark of my character that I haven't turned into a conservative rear end in a top hat just because I have a middle class lifestyle now.

:EDIT: Plus I am an old person, just not so out of touch. :)

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
I can do the thread one better:

Google "Payday Monsanto", that dude is my cousin. I just got into a little poo poo fight with him on FB when one of his endless youtube links annoyed me. Same old poo poo, 9/11 was an inside job, thermite paint, chemtrails, fluoride, Zionist pigs, RON PAUL 2012, etc.

Dude lived in my aunt's basement for 30 years loving around with a beat up turn table and now with the febrile conspiracy theory environment married to the internet, he's like a mini Alex Jones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaP0q_ONLYI

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Loving Life Partner posted:

I can do the thread one better:

Google "Payday Monsanto", that dude is my cousin. I just got into a little poo poo fight with him on FB when one of his endless youtube links annoyed me. Same old poo poo, 9/11 was an inside job, thermite paint, chemtrails, fluoride, Zionist pigs, RON PAUL 2012, etc.

Dude lived in my aunt's basement for 30 years loving around with a beat up turn table and now with the febrile conspiracy theory environment married to the internet, he's like a mini Alex Jones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaP0q_ONLYI

Y'know, it might be the ramblings of your garden-variety street schizo, but I'll say this: he's got flow.

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U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Dr Christmas posted:

When did he pull the race card? Or say any single thing ever on gun control?
He made a comment about people clinging to guns and religion while campaigning, iirc, at which point the people he was talking about immediately... pretty much did exactly that.

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