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whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back
You'll note that the last letter to Jon from the rescue operation said that there were dead things in the water. So apparently at least a few can?

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lets not get ahead of ourselves, at least 3/4ths of those dead things are either fakes or coming back to life in the next book.

Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.

LooseChanj posted:

I don't see much in the way of book discussion, Just Sayin'

Or have we decided to make this a quote thread?

SammyWhereAreYou posted:

I'm just asking a question because I've never understood this - why does it matter?

Can we have a serious answer to this please? It might not be "serious literally discussion" but it's all centered around the author and his works. Tangents never get out of hand- and the tangents are book-related.

Why can't people who enjoy this series congregate in a forum called the Book Barn and complain about the author?

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009
There are two major schools of thought here: that the 'dead things' are either aquatic Others or just creatures that have died and the sailors' imaginations have gotten the best of them under the onslaught. I side with the latter opinion personally, as there is no previous textual evidence that Others are capable of an aquatic existence. Martin is not that sloppy in his plotting.

Though there is a curious third stance: that Ramsay is the letter writer.

Ross
May 25, 2001

German Moses

Maytag posted:

Can we have a serious answer to this please? It might not be "serious literally discussion" but it's all centered around the author and his works. Tangents never get out of hand- and the tangents are book-related.

Why can't people who enjoy this series congregate in a forum called the Book Barn and complain about the author?

Maybe LooseChanj is GRRM.

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20

bigmcgaffney posted:

There are two major schools of thought here: that the 'dead things' are either aquatic Others or just creatures that have died and the sailors' imaginations have gotten the best of them under the onslaught. I side with the latter opinion personally, as there is no previous textual evidence that Others are capable of an aquatic existence. Martin is not that sloppy in his plotting.

Though there is a curious third stance: that Ramsay is the letter writer.

They could be wights walking across the bottom of the bay.

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009

Ambiguatron posted:

They could be wights walking across the bottom of the bay.

At that point do they not become tautologically aquatic Others?

Joramun
Dec 1, 2011

No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

bigmcgaffney posted:

At that point do they not become tautologically aquatic Others?
Merothers, if you will.

Below the surface, they perform aquatic ballets with one-eyed moray eels lampreys and Jamaican Meereenese crabs, and sing wistful ballads about wanting to be where the people are.

basx
Aug 16, 2004

Sassy old man!

Ambiguatron posted:

They could be wights walking across the bottom of the bay.

With apologies to Otis Redding

I'm just walkin' cross the muck of the bay,
Watchin' the crows run away.
Dolorous Edd is gay,
Just wastin' time.

Shittin' in the morning sun,
I'll be shittin when this book is done.
I wish Daario was nailin' my slit,
Because my dragons ain't worth a poo poo.

Now we're missin' a couple of Freys.
But I baked a lamprey pie today.
There's a fat man, who types away,
Wastin' your time.

But now he's sittin' there, watchin' the game,
And his publisher got no one to blame.
He's so corpulent he'll soon be lame,
No book next time.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

You know, I hope HBO manages to get Daniel Dae Kim onto the show, just so he can brokenly stammer "UDDERS" on a beach somewhere.

And the black smoke will turn out to be Bran the Builder all along.

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Joramun posted:

Merothers, if you will.

Below the surface, they perform aquatic ballets with one-eyed moray eels lampreys and Jamaican Meereenese crabs, and sing wistful ballads about wanting to be where the people are.

Dear God, what have I done?

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


I thought it was established that the others bring their own cold? I can't wait for whatever dany's worm baby got buried gets froze and rises and leads the others and mounts the world anyway

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

basx posted:

With apologies to Otis Redding

I'm just walkin' cross the muck of the bay,
Watchin' the crows run away.
Dolorous Edd is gay,
Just wastin' time.

Shittin' in the morning sun,
I'll be shittin when this book is done.
I wish Daario was nailin' my slit,
Because my dragons ain't worth a poo poo.

Now we're missin' a couple of Freys.
But I baked a lamprey pie today.
There's a fat man, who types away,
Wastin' your time.

But now he's sittin' there, watchin' the game,
And his publisher got no one to blame.
He's so corpulent he'll soon be lame,
No book next time.

I tried singing this but I have to re-order your verses to make it happen and that's too much work.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

my cat is norris posted:

I tried singing this but I have to re-order your verses to make it happen and that's too much work.

Sing for us Norris, sing!

zocio
Nov 3, 2011
Under the sea others turn into you. I know, I know, oh, oh, oh...

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

IRQ posted:

Sing for us Norris, sing!

Are you going to suck my voice into a magical seashell if I do? :stare:

Which character in the books is most like the Disney version of Ariel (The Little Mermaid). Can't be Dany because Ariel doesn't like mustaches.

joneswt
Feb 22, 2011

Sansa obviously. Naive, spoiled, and deeply in *luuuurve* with someone who barely knows she exists.

Sophia
Apr 16, 2003

The heart wants what the heart wants.

my cat is norris posted:

Are you going to suck my voice into a magical seashell if I do? :stare:

Which character in the books is most like the Disney version of Ariel (The Little Mermaid). Can't be Dany because Ariel doesn't like mustaches.

It is Theon. Obvious sea connection, also he spends his childhood dreaming of escaping to an unrealistic future, then he tries to make it happen on his own and trusts the wrong person and fucks it all up, only to end up trapped inside the twisted world of the person he trusted, who coincidentally ended up with what Theon wanted all along. Ursula is basically into G-rated torture porn anyway.

Sansa could be compared to any hapless Disney princess because that is basically what she is, but doesn't have enough initiative to be Ariel.

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.

Sophia posted:

It is Theon. Obvious sea connection, also he spends his childhood dreaming of escaping to an unrealistic future, then he tries to make it happen on his own and trusts the wrong person and fucks it all up, only to end up trapped inside the twisted world of the person he trusted, who coincidentally ended up with what Theon wanted all along. Ursula is basically into G-rated torture porn anyway.

Sansa could be compared to any hapless Disney princess because that is basically what she is, but doesn't have enough initiative to be Ariel.

Also, like Ariel, ambiguous downstairs situation.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

Martin Van Buren posted:

ambiguous downstairs situation

:lol: Thank you.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Martin Van Buren posted:

Also, like Ariel, ambiguous downstairs situation.

Theon now has a cloaca.

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.

IRQ posted:

Theon now has a turncloaca.

fixed for you

Joramun
Dec 1, 2011

No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

Sophia posted:

It is Theon. Obvious sea connection, also he spends his childhood dreaming of escaping to an unrealistic future, then he tries to make it happen on his own and trusts the wrong person and fucks it all up, only to end up trapped inside the twisted world of the person he trusted, who coincidentally ended up with what Theon wanted all along.
Reeks fishy, too.

Ashrik
Feb 9, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Ambiguatron posted:

People are assuming Jon will be good when he's resurrected. Jon being good would be too easy. Jon will be the evil ice antichrist, explicitly because Melisandre should have been protecting him but is too loving stupid to use her own powers.

It's a Song of Ice fighting Fire, not Ice loving Fire.
People who come back through Red Wizardry are definitely different. As if they're the same person with close to the same goals but have just decided that anything in pursuit of those goals is now permissible. So I expect him to definitely be a colder, more amoral, pragmatist in when it comes to the war with the Others.

Definitely going to ice box the poo poo out of those people who stabbed him.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Winds of Winter leak: Stoneheart gives up her flame of life to Grey Robb. Hell yeah.

lifts cats over head
Jan 17, 2003

Antagonist: A bad man who drops things from the windows.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Winds of Winter leak: Stoneheart gives up her flame of life to Grey Robb. Hell yeah.

Source?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The Dead Sea Scrolls.

Joramun
Dec 1, 2011

No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Winds of Winter leak: Stoneheart gives up her flame of life to Grey Robb. Hell yeah.



"Can't let you do that, Stark Fox."

zocio
Nov 3, 2011
Man, Grey Robb is gonna save hundreds of golden dragons on sigils.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Did he switch to Geico?

Joramun posted:



"Can't let you do that, Stark Fox."

Oh jesus.

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Winds of Winter leak: Stoneheart gives up her flame of life to Grey Robb. Hell yeah.
Is this real? What the gently caress, man.

The question is: will it be Robb's body with grey wind's head or grey wind's body with Robb's head? Like which would have a better claim? I guess Wolfhead could sire an heir so that's a plus for him but I don't really want to think about that.

not sure why i bothered spoiling all that.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

It's probably not real and why are you bothering with spoiler tags?

Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.
Haha probably not real listen to you people.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Putting aside anything else, pretty sure Grey Robb's body is pretty wormy by now.

basx
Aug 16, 2004

Sassy old man!
You can't leak something that hasn't yet been written.

You can, however, lactate pizza grease through your man-nipples.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

basx posted:

You can't leak something that hasn't yet been written.


This is why it's not real and I don't care.

smarion2
Apr 22, 2010

Martin Van Buren posted:

Is this real? What the gently caress, man.

The question is: will it be Robb's body with grey wind's head or grey wind's body with Robb's head?
I kinda hope its both and they fight each other for the throne.

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Tangential ADwD talk.

GRRM likes food. GRRM describes food a lot. Sometimes it sounds good. Inn at the Crossroads is a site where two women make his food. Sometimes it sounds good. My sister is a chef, I asked her to make sister's stew, which I thought sounded really good.

It was a good meal to end a winter vacation before my spring semester. She even baked a black rye bread to use as a "trencher". Moral of the story is that my sister is better than yours.

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back
Smug, enlightened bastards have all the luck :argh:

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neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.
Man the description of that soup was possibly the one thing I wholeheartedly enjoyed, without reservations or qualifications, in all of Dance. Makes me hungry just reading it, every time.

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