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Philip J Fry posted:...and holy poo poo, I never noticed that George had a SNES. That reminds me, I used to have the baseball covers from George's bed.
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Jan 24, 2012 06:38
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neoboman posted:That reminds me, I used to have the baseball covers from George's bed. I had his dinosaur sheets!
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Jan 24, 2012 07:09
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Poque posted:I had his dinosaur sheets! I had a dream that a HAMBURGER was eating ME! 
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Jan 24, 2012 07:27
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I had his answering machine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg-TqEFYcfM
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One wonders if "War and Peace" would have been as highly acclaimed as it was if it were published under its original name, "War---What Is It Good For?"
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What is this a joke?? That's what I'd like to know about it.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHtWEH0euh4#t=3m31s Relayer fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Jan 24, 2012 |
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Jan 24, 2012 19:17
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Here! Take a few shirts!  Also: "And just when were you planning on telling me about this?" "Well obviously never." 
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So last night I downloaded a Kindle single by Fred Stoller, who spent a few months in '94 writing for the show. (His best contribution was probably the Kenny Bania/suit/soup as a meal episode.) I can't really recommend it, because he really didn't have a long enough tenure for anything too insightful, but he does have some interesting stories about Larry David being Larry David. Also, he decided to put in some of his ideas for episodes that he never got around to actually pitching. I thought I'd post them here, including his all-caps style because it's just somehow funnier: JERRY ACCIDENTALLY INSULTS MANUTE BOL JERRY PRETENDS HE'S ON A SEQUESTERED JURY TO AVOID SOMEONE JERRY GOES TO A KNICKS GAME AND AS A RESULT HE IS IN THE BACKGROUND OF A BASKETBALL CARD JERRY'S PARTNER IN A CANOE TRIP BY ACCIDENT FILLS THEIR CANTEENS WITH YOO-HOO Fred successfully pitched Kramer being confronted by a monkey at a zoo; his idea of Jerry insulting someone on a cruise ship and becoming the trip's pariah didn't pass muster.
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Jan 25, 2012 22:22
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RoughDraft2.0 posted:JERRY PRETENDS HE'S ON A SEQUESTERED JURY TO AVOID SOMEONE This sounds like something George would do.
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Jan 25, 2012 22:24
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Those are some great pitches, but drat that dude had the most boring epsiode of WTF ever. Thanks for checking out the book.
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RoughDraft2.0 posted:So last night I downloaded a Kindle single by Fred Stoller, who spent a few months in '94 writing for the show. (His best contribution was probably the Kenny Bania/suit/soup as a meal episode.) I can't really recommend it, because he really didn't have a long enough tenure for anything too insightful, but he does have some interesting stories about Larry David being Larry David. Also, he decided to put in some of his ideas for episodes that he never got around to actually pitching. I thought I'd post them here, including his all-caps style because it's just somehow funnier: I really want to like that guy, but that book was easily 50% pathetic and his new 'Gate Show' is completely forgettable.
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Jan 25, 2012 22:50
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That reminds me, everyone should check out the SeinfeldStories twitter account, it's a bunch of plots for Seinfeld that never happened. It's way better than it has any right to be.
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Jan 25, 2012 22:54
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RoughDraft2.0 posted:Fred successfully pitched Kramer being confronted by a monkey at a zoo; his idea of Jerry insulting someone on a cruise ship and becoming the trip's pariah didn't pass muster. I wonder if this was somehow morphed into him insulting his entire building by not wanting his picture in the lobby. "JERRY ACCIDENTALLY INSULTS MANUTE BOL" is the most mind-bogglingly random phrase I've ever encountered.
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^Yeah, that list isn't anything he pitched or fleshed out, it's from when he was writing down whatever random nonsense came to mind to see if anything stuck. Half of them are hilarious, even if it's hard to imagine what storyline they would trigger. (Then again, one would probably say the same about half of the existing episodes' 5 word summaries.) Coffee And Pie posted:That reminds me, everyone should check out the SeinfeldStories twitter account, it's a bunch of plots for Seinfeld that never happened. It's way better than it has any right to be.
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RoughDraft2.0 posted:JERRY GOES TO A KNICKS GAME AND AS A RESULT HE IS IN THE BACKGROUND OF A BASKETBALL CARD
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A link on SeinfeldStories led me to this. http://www.nathanmanire.com/2510311/-Shop  Sweet fancy Moses...
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RoughDraft2.0 posted:JERRY'S PARTNER IN A CANOE TRIP BY ACCIDENT FILLS THEIR CANTEENS WITH YOO-HOO So many questions... Is the fact that he is Jerry's partner an accident? Is the whole canoe trip an accident? Or is filling the canteens with Yoo-Hoo an accident?
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Jan 26, 2012 03:24
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El Negocio posted:Whoa whoa whoa. The key to eating a black and white cookie is to get some black and some white in each bite.
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Jan 26, 2012 03:34
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Athanatos posted:Whoa whoa whoa.  One of my favorite moments in television.
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Jan 26, 2012 03:40
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El Negocio posted:A link on SeinfeldStories led me to this. I recognize everything every single item in this. God drat i love this show.
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Jan 26, 2012 04:09
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What's the helmet from?
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Jan 26, 2012 04:14
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The helmet that Kramer wore when he got kicked in the head by Crazy Joe Davola.
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Jan 26, 2012 04:19
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I thought it was Kramer trading a radar detector for a motorcycle helmet?
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Jan 26, 2012 04:21
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Loving Life Partner posted:I thought it was Kramer trading a radar detector for a motorcycle helmet? Same one. He traded the busted radar detector for the helmet. Later, Crazy Joe Davola kicked him in the head for not inviting him to the party. He's after Jerry now.
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Jan 26, 2012 04:56
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Capt. Sticl posted:He's after Jerry now. How could anyone not like you!?
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Jan 26, 2012 05:17
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Coffee And Pie posted:
Look to the cookie!
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Jan 26, 2012 05:17
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Only one I'm not sure of is the bent metal thing beneath the AIDS ribbon. I thought it might be Maestro's broken conductor wand, but I think that's the two sticks in the middle with the raisins. EDIT: Oh, it's the astronaut pen writing upside down!
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Jan 26, 2012 05:27
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It's like I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there.
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Jan 26, 2012 05:30
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El Negocio posted:A link on SeinfeldStories led me to this. I don't know what the flag is from. 
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Jan 26, 2012 05:56
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It's the Cuban flag, but with the colors reversed.  Word around the office is that you're a communist.
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Jan 26, 2012 06:03
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BrainMeats posted:It's the Cuban flag, but with the colors reversed. It's the Puerto Rican flag.
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Jan 26, 2012 06:05
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It's a Puerto Rican flag. They're a very festive people.
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Jan 26, 2012 06:07
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I choose not to run.
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Jan 26, 2012 06:10
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Do your thing, where you lie to everyone.
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Jan 26, 2012 07:11
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Criminal Minded posted:Do your thing, where you lie to everyone.
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Jan 26, 2012 07:24
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He was running from a bee...
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Capt. Sticl posted:He's after Jerry now. I'll make a few phone calls. 
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Poque posted:EDIT: Oh, it's the astronaut pen writing upside down! I want you to take it, you'd be doing me a favor! Go ahead, take it! I insist!
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Don't you see? George is in the bloodstream!
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