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Oh and by the way, when you get back to your apartment, try to keep it down. Newman's taking a nap in your bed.
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Jan 26, 2012 16:55
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Hmm...I'm guessing the tape recorder underneath the dip and double-dipped chip is the one George used to spy on the Susan Foundation people?
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Jan 26, 2012 17:04
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DrBouvenstein posted:Hmm...I'm guessing the tape recorder underneath the dip and double-dipped chip is the one George used to spy on the Susan Foundation people? Either that or the one that Yuri Testakov threw out of the limousine window.
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Jan 26, 2012 17:32
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Poque posted:Either that or the one that Yuri Testakov threw out of the limousine window. It could also be the dirty message left on Jerry's tape recorder in one of the weaker episodes of Season 3. There were a lot of tape recorders on this show.
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Jan 26, 2012 17:35
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How long does it take to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds.
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Jan 26, 2012 17:53
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T. Fine posted:How long does it take to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds. You got ketchup on it!
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Jan 26, 2012 17:58
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T. Fine posted:How long does it take to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds. You know about the cup sizes? They have different cups: you got the A, B, C the D. That's the biggest.
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Jan 26, 2012 18:05
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...she's trying it on over a leotard, of course a bra's not gonna fit on over a leotard. A bra gotta fit right up a person's skin, like a glove!
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Jan 26, 2012 18:48
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So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions! It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
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Jan 26, 2012 19:46
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Fury1671 posted:You got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
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Jan 26, 2012 20:25
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Alhazred posted:Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Blood?! 
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Jan 26, 2012 21:23
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When the patient is difficult, you quone them.
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Jan 26, 2012 21:31
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Fury1671 posted:You got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy I can feel his blood inside me, borrowing things from my blood.
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Jan 26, 2012 22:55
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Isosceles Kramer...
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Jan 26, 2012 23:00
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Hi, I'm H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy American industrialist uh, looking to open a silver mine in the mountains of Peru and uh, before I invest millions in a lucrative mine, I, I'd like to go a little native. Uh, Get the feel of their condiments, of their unmentionables, you know, the real uh, gritty-gritty.
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Jan 26, 2012 23:23
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Alright, I'll tell you the truth. I'm not gay. My name's Buck Naked. I'm a porno actor.
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Jan 26, 2012 23:35
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potee posted:Hi, I'm H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy American industrialist uh, looking to open a silver mine in the mountains of Peru and uh, before I invest millions in a lucrative mine, I, I'd like to go a little native. Uh, Get the feel of their condiments, of their unmentionables, you know, the real uh, gritty-gritty. Are these free? Yeah.. *eats* Ooo! Machu Picchu!
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Jan 27, 2012 01:08
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Alright, I'll tell you the truth. I'm not gay. My name's Buck Naked. I'm a porno actor. I'm Victoria, hi! 
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Jan 27, 2012 01:11
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Jan 27, 2012 01:19
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The AV Club did a review today saying that Summer Of George wasn't a good episode and now I'm real mad about a strangers opinion of a 15 year old tv show.
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Jan 27, 2012 02:52
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Jan 27, 2012 02:59
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potee posted:Hi, I'm H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy American industrialist uh, looking to open a silver mine in the mountains of Peru and uh, before I invest millions in a lucrative mine, I, I'd like to go a little native. Uh, Get the feel of their condiments, of their unmentionables, you know, the real uh, gritty-gritty. ...I think I'm gonna build a roller coaster instead.
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Jan 27, 2012 03:17
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Alright, I'll tell you the truth. I'm not gay. My name's Buck Naked. I'm a porno actor. You told her the truth? This woman has my tax papers. The IRS is like the mafia, they can take anything that they want!
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Jan 27, 2012 03:32
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You've SCREWED me for the last time, Pennypacker! 
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Loving Life Partner posted:You've SCREWED me for the last time, Pennypacker! Well I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary.
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Jan 27, 2012 04:23
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"Dr...Van Nostrand?" "Uhh, that's right!"
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Bobby Malone posted:The AV Club did a review today saying that Summer Of George wasn't a good episode and now I'm real mad about a strangers opinion of a 15 year old tv show. Wheel of cheese = bachelor paradise
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Jan 27, 2012 04:55
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:"Dr...Van Nostrand?" George, why would I, a Juilliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?
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Sash! posted:Wheel of cheese = bachelor paradise Block of cheese.  The size of a car battery.
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potee posted:Well I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary. Your fly's undone.
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Jan 27, 2012 06:10
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Jan 27, 2012 06:36
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Coffee And Pie posted:That reminds me, everyone should check out the SeinfeldStories twitter account, it's a bunch of plots for Seinfeld that never happened. It's way better than it has any right to be. I may get a twitter just to suscribe to this.
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El Negocio posted:A link on SeinfeldStories led me to this. I don't see the special tiny instruments for the squirrel operation in that photo < >
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Capt. Sticl posted:You told her the truth? This woman has my tax papers. The IRS is like the mafia, they can take anything that they want! The truth. you want the truth? It is your earrings It is the chopsticks but it's so much more. You're pretentious. You call everyone by their full name You call my doorman, Sammy, "Samuel" but you didn't even say "Samuel" You went "Sam - U- EL" Papie-eh Mach-eh What is Papie-ay Mach-ay? (that actress went on to own as Eve in Northern Exposure)
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Jan 27, 2012 14:13
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When I was working, I spent, baby!
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Jan 27, 2012 14:45
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Ham and cheese again. And she forgot the fancy mustard. I love that fancy mustard. You could put that fancy mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me.
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greatn posted:I am seeing seinfeld live tonight in Georgia. And what's the deal with I-75?
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Poque posted:And what's the deal with I-75? Colombus actually so it is 85 all the way.
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