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net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Suddenly Sawtooth is the most interesting character in Homestuck. I'm in love with the concept.

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
I'm pretty much envisioning Sawtooth as an equivalent of a rapping Kenshiro.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Sawtooth's theme and I refuse to believe otherwise:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAlztMvvNkk

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
I think it's more likely this. Either way it's a good excuse to bust out the C.R.U.N.K. wallpaper again.

Midnight Raider
Apr 26, 2010

I hope we get to see Sawtooth(besides his head) before the story ends, if just to see what the rest of him looks like. (Even better if they both end up prototyped somehow into a two-headed rapping robotsprite. Even grander if they're pre-entry prototypes.)

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
Sawtooth'll rap off with Equius. Calling it now.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

WAR FOOT posted:

Sawtooth'll rap off with Equius. Calling it now.
Only to get completely shut down by Eridan's freestyle "Bux Rule Everything Around Me (B.R.E.A.M)"

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


NO LISTEN TO ME posted:

This by no means has to be the only one. If someone else wants to start another one up go ahead.

Run two games that turn out to be the same game. :colbert:

dumb brunette
Mar 17, 2009

I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything! Even a flame!
Does Dirk have a wardrobifier? Is that hat going to change to something else suitably ironic in a minute?

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
Everyday Dirk gets 20% cooler and cooler each page he's on.

Starmaker
Dec 29, 2009

My people I bring you a message from the Lord!
Dirk made a robot that can never lose and one that can never win.

Dirk you are inscrutable.

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

YggiDee posted:

I think that's the most depressing thing I've read all day. :(

It is kinda tragic. It really puts all the robots he's been building and the artificial intelligence he made to talk with in a whole new perspective.

Starmaker
Dec 29, 2009

My people I bring you a message from the Lord!
You know, it's probably a good thing I didn't get into that Homestuck RPG thing. I totally woulda prototyped a Hunk Rump magazine with the kernalsprite, have a Hunksprite. All the imps would have bulging biceps and pecs, perfectly sculpted rumps, and the most amazing handlebar moustaches.

And the hunk queen. Yeah. How ya gonna deal with that, huh?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Starmaker posted:

You know, it's probably a good thing I didn't get into that Homestuck RPG thing. I totally woulda prototyped a Hunk Rump magazine with the kernalsprite, have a Hunksprite. All the imps would have bulging biceps and pecs, perfectly sculpted rumps, and the most amazing handlebar moustaches.

And the hunk queen. Yeah. How ya gonna deal with that, huh?

The altercation between Jack and the Black Queen happens when she orders him to tap that rear end this instant and he cannot do it. He cannot tap the rear end.

Wrist Watch
Apr 19, 2011

What?

Sockser posted:

Sawtooth's theme and I refuse to believe otherwise:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAlztMvvNkk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQrrSU8PBmQ:colbert:

Radiation's version is cool but I like how frenzied this one sounds.

Factory Factory
Mar 19, 2010

This is what
Arcane Velocity was like.

Wrist Watch posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQrrSU8PBmQ:colbert:

Radiation's version is cool but I like how frenzied this one sounds.

It also sounds incredibly dissonant and could have used some pitch correction or even re-orchestration.

Commutator
Jul 17, 2009

Wrist Watch posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQrrSU8PBmQ:colbert:

Radiation's version is cool but I like how frenzied this one sounds.

Now that's what I call two great tastes that taste terrible together.

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011

Here's a thing I just thought about. When Dirk inevitably breaks, I bet he'll try and put up a puppet-master defense when he starts freaking the gently caress out. It makes sense to me given how he refers to himself as a puppet-master. Now to decide if that would be beautiful or just plain heartrending...

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Wrist Watch posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQrrSU8PBmQ:colbert:

Radiation's version is cool but I like how frenzied this one sounds.

Jesus Christ it is like someone just opened two youtube windows and recorded what came out of their speakers it is atrocious

kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time
I know I'm a little late to the ballgame, but I finally got to watch Hook today. I recorded it on DVR a few days ago, and I thought I'd watch it to finally make sense of the Rufio references a few hundred pages back. No idea why I missed the movie 20 years ago.

drat, that film was a mixed bag.

Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon
Nap Ghost
Noticed a MLP poster in Dirk's room. Of course.

Forer
Jan 18, 2010

"How do I get rid of these nasty roaches?!"

Easy, just burn your house down.

Ixjuvin posted:

Noticed a MLP poster in Dirk's room. Of course.

there's at LEAST two, one by his computer and one by his door.

Armadillos!
Mar 28, 2010

I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.
Sorry but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7OqUxxXshc

will always be far superior :colbert:

ActionZero
Jan 22, 2011

I act once more in
imitation of light
Oh my god, Dirk has a SBaHJ tattoo.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y
Both of those remixes suck, sorry.

In other news, Dirk is now my favorite kid. It must have hurt like the dickens to get all those artifacts tattooed on.

CidGregor
Sep 27, 2009

TG: if i were you i would just take that fucking devilbeast out behind the woodshed and blow its head off
Oh my god he has a filthy wifebeater AND some SBAHJ ink.

The self reference pile doesn't stop from getting taller.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

Update.

At first I thought Hussie screwed up with the tanktop sprite, but the outline is the same color as the turntable, is all.

The funny thing about this is that Hussie has the same tattoo in the same place.

NO LISTEN TO ME
Jan 3, 2009

「プリスティンビート」
「Pristine Beat」
That tattoo radiates artifacts off of his skin.

Truly legendary ink.

EDIT: For reference:

NO LISTEN TO ME fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Jan 31, 2012

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Stiller and Willson I know, but who is Geromy?

e/ It sucks not having guns to show off. :(

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Renaissance Robot posted:

Stiller and Willson I know, but who is Geromy?

Has to be Snoop Dogg.

Anyway, I can't help but notice that Dirk has a quite a few STRONG similarities to another character.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Renaissance Robot posted:

Stiller and Willson I know, but who is Geromy?

e/ It sucks not having guns to show off. :(

Donald Glover of Community fame! Hussie sure likes his comedy televisions.

Midnight Raider
Apr 26, 2010

Further evidence of Dirk actually being Hussie.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Hanks Lust Cafe posted:

Donald Glover of Community fame! Hussie sure likes his comedy televisions.

Sure is!



from halfway down the first page of GIS results for that name. :effort: (as if I care)

Omnomnomnivore
Nov 14, 2010

I'm swiftly moving toward a solution which pleases nobody! YEAGGH!
For a second I thought the tattoo was how armpit hair would show up on an armless Homestuck sprite. :raise:

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

A parallel I perceive: Dirk is comparable to Jade, in that during their respective introductions, the comic seemed to play around with common signifiers of bad writing. Jade was surrounded by elements of the Mary Sue, and now Dirk bears traits of the idealized self-insert.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
Haha for a second that face looked like armpit hair.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hussie posted:

I kind of feel compelled to point out to some people that in the sketch of god tier Gamzee, he isn’t popping a boner. He is wearing a cod piece.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codpiece

Which is like the whole point of a cod piece I guess. To give a guy some solid boner poppin’ space, thus maximizing his comfort while leaving a great deal to the imagination. We are invited to wonder, what exactly is the state of that man’s erection? We may wonder all we like, but his coy lips are sealed.

Did I mention that sketch was canon?

It is SO canon. You don’t even know.

But what if I don't want to know :cry:

Lady of the Beech
Dec 16, 2011

I clearly just want to be a good friend and bring all my AMAZING FRIENDLINESS to bear on your problems.
You can of course just headcanon it away. That's what I do.

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S
Dirk is a seriously amazing character. :D

He has the potential to be incredibly entertaining. I really cannot wait for him to interact with Dave (and potentially- if unlikely- Equius for the best goddamn log possible.)

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Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

Oppan Windfall Style
R.I.P. Stiller

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