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quote:When you're through with English, he will be a ruthless killing machine. Dirk what are you doing. Making a man a heartless killing machine is no way to express your love for him. 
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closeted republican posted:Dirk what are you doing. Making a man a heartless killing machine is no way to express your love for him. It's basically how he showed his love for Dave back in the Pre-Scratch universe
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Feb 1, 2012 03:55
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For some reason, the mention that the Sendificator just barely fit Brobot's head makes me worry that Dirk is going to be decapitated and have his head send to places. And because of that I checked and realized that both Li'l Sebastian and Brobot have removed the heads from things. But that can't actually be a sign, right?
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This whole ">operate X object" "That's not an X, it's a ZXXZZZXX!" pretence with the user commands is beginning to irritate me. Primarily because he's not accepting "user commands" anymore so it is all pointlessly made up by Hussie himself for badly written exposition.
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Feb 1, 2012 04:04
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Why do I have a wary suspicion that Jake might kill Dirk? 
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Pozzo posted:This whole ">operate X object" "That's not an X, it's a ZXXZZZXX!" pretence with the user commands is beginning to irritate me. Primarily because he's not accepting "user commands" anymore so it is all pointlessly made up by Hussie himself for badly written exposition. Might as well not break the precedent and adventure game feel.
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Some highlights from today's Goonstuck:quote:NOLISTENTOME: Luke: You pop a squat and see that in your hands is a... quote:NOLISTENTOME: Luke: You decide to peruse your shelves again, this time with your eyes open, and pick out a classic: Dune. Every day you open palm slam a book into your eyes. It's Dune and right then and there you imagine yourself doing everything alongside the main character, Paul Atreides. Not everyone can say they used to live on the galaxy's biggest wasteland, but can say it, although you don't actually say it to anyone else. You know all the lines yourself and have prepared for a lonely future life by shouting them all in your mind as loud as you can. On actual Homestuck chat, I think Dirk has the densest room in the comic so far. I don't think we've looked at so many THINGS that apparently matter when the other rooms were shown.
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Feb 1, 2012 04:53
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Donald Glover is one beautiful dude and Betty Crocker is a fearsome and terrible villain.
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Feb 1, 2012 04:55
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Looks like Childish Gambino won't be doing any robot rap battles, then? 
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Feb 1, 2012 05:16
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Between how awesome Sawtooth and Squarewave seem and the cascade of MLP and furry pics I am experiencing some serious whiplash. Dirk just might be... too ironic for me to handle. closeted republican posted:There are. It shouldn't be a surprise, since MLP tends to attract a lot of misfit, pseudo-intellectual teenage guys. Mr. Pumroy fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Feb 1, 2012 |
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Feb 1, 2012 05:47
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Morganman posted:Looks like Childish Gambino won't be doing any robot rap battles, then? Dirk can always program a robot to rap like Gambino/Glover does. 
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Feb 1, 2012 05:48
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Dear Music Team: Please get Tyler the Creator to rap on a song, as Sawtooth. Thanks.
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what the gently caress, condesce. she whacks Stiller and Glover, yet Fieri walks the earth alive and unmolested. pretty sure he should've gotten the axe too, if only out of general principle. Oh poo poo, what's the status on Nic Cage? surely she wouldn't sink that low e: Sockser posted:Dear Music Team: paranoid randroid fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Feb 1, 2012 |
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Feb 1, 2012 08:00
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Mr. Pumroy posted:Between how awesome Sawtooth and Squarewave seem and the cascade of MLP and furry pics I am experiencing some serious whiplash. Oh god what did I just read. I love how their description of "intelligent" is that it references icarus... once.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmfJ02MvCbU If anybody asks, I don't read Homestuck, ok?
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I hate people who like Homestuck. It's like I can't even say *bunp* without feeling like a weirdo anymore. vvvvv thanks, now I feel double-gross vvvvv Sockser fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Feb 1, 2012 |
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This is apparently a thing fans do. Ex: Retsupurae-ish video titled "Yowie wowie!" featuring two girls as Naruto and Sasuke playing out their lovely fanfic. Factory Factory fucked around with this message at 08:44 on Feb 1, 2012 |
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Feb 1, 2012 08:42
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Factory Factory posted:This is apparently a thing fans do. Yeah, saying "This fandom is horrible and lovely" is one word too many.
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Mr. Pumroy posted:I am always happy for an opportunity to repost that chart (because it is deeply moving and beautiful) What the gently caress is this? Did someone honestly make this without irony? How is someone "literally getting on a soapbox" intelligent writing such as you never see in other less mature children's shows? There does not exist enough alcohol in the world for me to feel better after reading that.
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Hanks Lust Cafe posted:
Why? WHY? I don't like this game anymore!
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ActionZero posted:There does not exist enough alcohol in the world for me to feel better after reading that. Try Faygo.
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What. It's just ponies. Not great, but not that bad either. What's the big deal? We all need to settle down here.
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ActionZero posted:What the gently caress is this? Did someone honestly make this without irony? How is someone "literally getting on a soapbox" intelligent writing such as you never see in other less mature children's shows? There does not exist enough alcohol in the world for me to feel better after reading that. All I can think of when I try to read that thing is that it would be example 1 in The Big Book of How Not To Do Research Studies in any experimental design class. The person who made that definitely doesn't have a relevant degree (that's right in the DA description), and is self-evidently not a skilled amateur. As such, that entire graphic is comprehensive poo poo tied to reality only by the author's grasp thereon.
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Feb 1, 2012 10:30
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Paul.Power posted:What. Nobody said a thing about ponies. It's people you've got to watch out for. [if there was a cross between  and  it would totally go here]
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Renaissance Robot posted:Nobody said a thing about ponies. Paul.Power fucked around with this message at 10:47 on Feb 1, 2012 |
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Feb 1, 2012 10:44
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Just like this fandom.
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Stop talking about ponies.
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Feb 1, 2012 12:17
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The Batterwitch may have gotten to Stiller & Glover, but I will not believe there is a force on this or any other planet that can harm Nic Cage.
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I'm a bit concerned about the last line in today's latest update. "When you're through with English, he will be a ruthless killing machine. Mark your words." I know it's talking about Jake, but I can't help but feel that it's hinting at lord english...
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Feb 1, 2012 13:39
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Dirk is best buds with Cal, and Cal just keeps getting more and more mysterious...
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Rooreelooo posted:I'm a bit concerned about the last line in today's latest update. "When you're through with English, he will be a ruthless killing machine. Mark your words." I know it's talking about Jake, but I can't help but feel that it's hinting at lord english... I'm really wondering how he got the name English. Did Alpha Jade get married to a guy named English? Or did Sassacre have a dog named, like, Engish or something? Maybe he somehow got his last name by some idiot who couldn't pronounce Frigglish. Wait. Sassacre. It has EIGHT letters. Just like the titles of all the troll ancestors. My god, it all makes sense now.
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Rooreelooo posted:I'm a bit concerned about the last line in today's latest update. "When you're through with English, he will be a ruthless killing machine. Mark your words." I know it's talking about Jake, but I can't help but feel that it's hinting at lord english... Act 6 is the Lord English origin story, calling it now.
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Seoinin posted:what the gently caress, condesce. she whacks Stiller and Glover, yet Fieri walks the earth alive and unmolested. pretty sure he should've gotten the axe too, if only out of general principle. This, more than anything else presented so far, establishes just how hosed up things are in the post-scratch universe.
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Jake's last name is probably going to mean nothing in the long run, it being an eternal tease by the infamous Huss Man. Also I decided to compile all of my submissions into one post so here it is:   And the third one is on my Tumblr here, I didn't upload it to Tindeck because it was only minor changes from the one I DID upload but that's the one going in.
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At this point, I no longer think that Andrew is trolling us but pandering to his fans. Sorry guys, it's been a fun ride but I'm done with this for good now. Enjoy your inevitable canon crossover with MLP. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Luckyellow posted:At this point, I no longer think that Andrew is trolling us but pandering to his fans. 'leaving and never coming back', hmm?
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Feb 1, 2012 19:22
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Characters in Homestuck have been obsessed with fictional media characters and celebrities literally since John was introduced, but the minute one of those characters is a cartoon pony all hell will break loose because ________.
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Rooreelooo posted:I'm a bit concerned about the last line in today's latest update. "When you're through with English, he will be a ruthless killing machine. Mark your words." I know it's talking about Jake, but I can't help but feel that it's hinting at lord english... Most likely it is. I wouldn't be shocked if Dirk was Responsible for LE
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