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omg car crash posted:
"...and make sure you make her boobs big enough!"
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at risk of being held in contempt of thread title:DJ Turbo Punch posted:If your cover doesn't have the word blood on it at least more than once then it's not a 90's comic book. 
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SexyBlindfold posted:at risk of being held in contempt of thread title: Three time? They're pushing it too far!
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Rhyno posted:Three time? They're pushing it too far! Can we count the RED in DEATHMATE RED as a half point?
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When I was younger, more vulnerable, and bought every #1 Image made I always wondered what "Rub the Blood" meant, was it supposed to be some sort of scratch and sniff?  I'm sorry for posting Liefeld. The Stroker Ace fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Jan 31, 2012 |
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The Stroker Ace posted:When I was younger, more vulnerable, and bought every #1 Image made I always wondered what "Rub the Blood" meant, was it supposed to be some sort of scratch and sniff? HAhaha, I have that. The blood disappears if you rub it.
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Jan 31, 2012 10:22
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EvilMuppet posted:HAhaha, I have that. The blood disappears if you rub it. Pah, who want disappearing blood? We want APPEARING blood and lots of it!
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I saw an issue of this in a shop the other day, but didn't buy it. I assume the hero goes around giving the bad guys conjunctivitis.
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EvilMuppet posted:HAhaha, I have that. The blood disappears if you rub it. Seriously? I used to rub it and it never did anything. I'm going to have to dig it up next time go home. But, it would be cooler if the blood appeared- gold foil embossed, autographed, wrap-around blood that smells like 501 jeans when you rubbed it.
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Jan 31, 2012 20:29
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The Stroker Ace posted:When I was younger, more vulnerable, and bought every #1 Image made I always wondered what "Rub the Blood" meant, was it supposed to be some sort of scratch and sniff? All right, so that's Wolverine and a Cable/Shatterstar amalgam? Brilliant.
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Jan 31, 2012 21:25
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Waterhaul posted:and this Kirby Inhumans piece. Look at this beautiful thing, just look at it. Amazing.
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Wendell posted:All right, so that's Wolverine and a Cable/Shatterstar amalgam? Brilliant. If that's the one I'm thinking of they all die in every issue.
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Jerusalem posted:Look at this beautiful thing, just look at it. Amazing. With this ring i thee kill might be the absolute best awful pulp pun title i have ever read and i've read a lot of them.
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Feb 1, 2012 14:55
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Jerusalem posted:Look at this beautiful thing, just look at it. Amazing. I'm looking. Oh, I'm looking.  Hey, what's our buddy Greg Horn been up to?  Well... I'm not offended by it, which I guess is something good. You know, though. I like to draw, and one of my biggest annoyances is when I draw something that I think looks great, but then I flip it around and it looks like crap. This most often occurs with faces. So, I try to avoid doing that. She-Hulk's face already bugs me in this shot, but what happens when you flip it?  To be fair, it's not as horrifying as I expected it'd be, but it's certainly no improvement. I guess this is what happens when you over-rely on references for your illustrations, like this guy does. Mazed fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Feb 1, 2012 |
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Feb 1, 2012 19:23
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At least she looks like she has some muscle definition on her upper arm there. One of my pet peeves is She-Hulk(s) being drawn as tall, skinny models rather than, you know, a Hulk.
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It's almost always ridiculously far in one direction or the other though. She-Hulk is too often drawn as a Green Barbie or with more muscles than hairs on her head.
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The Stroker Ace posted:Seriously? I used to rub it and it never did anything. It wasn't supposed to "do" anything. You were supposed to rub the blood. Caress it. Love it. Worship the blood. Buy more Image comics!
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mind the walrus posted:It's almost always ridiculously far in one direction or the other though. She-Hulk is too often drawn as a Green Barbie or with more muscles than hairs on her head.
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Mazed posted:
COuld've been worse: 
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^Edit. That horse. I cannot look away.  What is it with Greg Horn and awful background elements? See also that one shot of Power Girl doing pushups towards the beginning of the thread.For the sake of comparison, a somewhat newer She-Hulk illustration, also by Horn:  You know? The hand-to-cheek pose that's mirrored in the advertisement is a nice touch. It adds to the composition. Shame about the poorly 'shopped-in fenceposts behind her, and she looks athletic, I guess, but not exactly 'hulking'. Also, does anyone else find his overuse of incredibly saturated colors to be really hard on the eyes?  Adam Hughes draws She-Hulk's muscles the way they probably should be. He's pretty good altogether, and he puts enough personality into faces that his cheesecakey style comes off as classier than most. Mazed fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Feb 2, 2012 |
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Feb 2, 2012 19:09
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Those covers seriously made me embarrassed to be buying comics back in the day. "No, I just enjoy the story! There's nothing creepily sexualized about the interior art at all!"
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Feb 2, 2012 19:43
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Lurdiak posted:Those covers seriously made me embarrassed to be buying comics back in the day. "No, I just enjoy the story! There's nothing creepily sexualized about the interior art at all!" See also Emma Frost
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bobkatt013 posted:See also Emma Frost
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Endless Mike posted:"No, I just enjoy the story about a high school girl and her friends!" Funny thing is, the story wasn't even that sexualized. I recall it being...boring, like an overly dramatic teenage girl movie put out by a Disney knockoff.
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The creepy thing is that She-Hulk looks like a regular woman but with green skin. There is nothing there to indicate the "hulk" part of her name but the green skin.
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Madkal posted:The creepy thing is that She-Hulk looks like a regular woman but with green skin. There is nothing there to indicate the "hulk" part of her name but the green skin. I'd love to see a version of She Hulk where she looks like the actual Hulk/Supermutant from Fallout 3.
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 Before you die, you see....
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 This is the most ripped comic portrayal of her I could find. There's plenty of huge He-Hulk style pictures of her but they are amateur stuff and often with her punching Titania in the titty. Well here's more, I guess Scott Kolins is your man. http://geekdraw.com/marvel-comics/she-hulk/7700384 http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Avengers-84-Group-Captain-America-She-Hulk-Lionheart-Iron-Man-Hawkeye-and-Avengers-Posters_i7382637_.htm Ha! Dig on this 10 year old's synopsis of an avengers comic. http://www.leaderslair.com/avengers/avengersv3-074.html
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Geoff Johns had a pretty good run on the Avengers. There's an alternate universe somewhere where Johns never left Marvel.
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Die Laughing posted:Geoff Johns had a pretty good run on the Avengers. There's an alternate universe somewhere where Johns never left Marvel. Then we got Chuck Auston
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Then we got Bendis. Probably the best example of a poo poo sandwich in comics.
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Pretty stale bread.
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Who wrote the Avengers story where the Hulk goes on a rampage and they finally figure out the reason why is because he's horny and his "primitive brain" is reacting to this by trying to impress She-Hulk so they can have sex? Because I want to punch that writer in the dick.
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Jerusalem posted:Who wrote the Avengers story where the Hulk goes on a rampage and they finally figure out the reason why is because he's horny and his "primitive brain" is reacting to this by trying to impress She-Hulk so they can have sex? Because I want to punch that writer in the dick. I remember reading that! It was an annual I think? Bruce Jones maybe?
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Aren't Banner and She-Hulk cousins...? Or did someone change that around on me?
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E the Shaggy posted:I remember reading that! It was an annual I think? Bruce Jones maybe? That sounds like Austen
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Malachite_Dragon posted:
They are, she even brings it up in the story, it's loving terrible. Here's an article about it, and a couple of images to haunt your nightmares:  
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My Saint's Row 3 boss is She-Hulk and I pretty much exclusively use the melee wrestling takedowns, it's pretty fantastic. That's all I have to say.
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I wanted to say that Hulk Annual was by Mark Millar because it seems like such a Millar idea, but it was actually Paul Jenkins. I think I got them mixed up because they were both writers who did a couple of things I really loved circa 2000 and then slowly whittled that good faith down to nothing. And to keep this on topic and be vaguely self-promoting, Marvel Fanfare was an old anthology where they used to run random "Portfolios" of pin-ups by an artist, which ranged from mediocre to loving Awesome. I'm putting up one a day for at least the next month on my tumblr but here are some BSS EXCLUSIVES for the time being  Captain American wrecking shop by Michael Golden  Two of AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted by a young Mike Mignola  I FUCKIN' LOVE BEING THOR by Bill Sienkiewicz  Demon in a Bottle by DAVE SIM(!!!)
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Edge & Christian posted:
I had no idea he'd ever done so much as a page for Marvel or DC.
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