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They don't have a decent piece of fruit at the supermarket. The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry...I don't know what's going on with the papayas!
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# ? Feb 7, 2012 22:49 |
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I noticed you chose the "clowns with balloons" check design
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# ? Feb 7, 2012 23:02 |
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Oh, did you guys stop at the bodega today? Some moron bounced a clown check!
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# ? Feb 7, 2012 23:38 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:"So I ran into the Rosses again." I actually yelled out to someone this morning, "All right, you wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!"
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 02:08 |
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Oh my God I'm watching a new episode of Seinfeld! It opens with Elaine dating a guy called Joel Rifkin which is apparently also the name of a serial killer.
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 02:16 |
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mojo1701a posted:I actually yelled out to someone this morning, "All right, you wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!" Isn't that from Batman?
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 02:58 |
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jojoinnit posted:Oh my God I'm watching a new episode of Seinfeld! It opens with Elaine dating a guy called Joel Rifkin which is apparently also the name of a serial killer. I always loved finding an episode I had never seen before or had seen only once or twice before. It felt so fresh. Unfortunately, now I've seen pretty much every episode in the series multiple times, so I don't get that feeling anymore. But I still love 'em all
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 03:01 |
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greatn posted:Isn't that from Batman? Yeah, yeah, I am Batman!
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 03:05 |
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Jerusalem posted:Please excuse the following quote, and top of the morning..... TO YOU! I love this quote because I am very pro-cinnamon.
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 03:07 |
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I'm pro chocolate. So Jerry was totally wrong and got the lesser Babka (I still don't know what a Babka is)Rageaholic Monkey posted:"So I ran into the Rosses again." I love the way Elaine delivers that line. And the best part is that George doesn't get made at Elaine for ruining Goerge's lie. He gets mad at the ROSSES for lying to HIM. I love George so much.
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 03:08 |
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Macaluso posted:I'm pro chocolate. So Jerry was totally wrong and got the lesser Babka (I still don't know what a Babka is) Wikipedia to the rescue! My family's Polish, so (and I didn't know there was a difference until reading this just now, since I don't remember seeing the actual babka in the episode) while I've never really had a chocolate or cinnamon babka, we used to bake these absolutely delicious lemon babkas. I haven't had one in a long time, but it was so light, fluffy, sweet, and lemony.
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 04:20 |
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Readiing this last page reminds me this show had a great way with words. and just making the most mundane words funny. It was pointed out in a documentary I saw. Like Salsa.
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 04:38 |
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Casus...belli
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 05:05 |
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CaptainHollywood posted:Readiing this last page reminds me this show had a great way with words. It really did, both in celebrating mundane words, and stuff like: "And you believe this course of action will have a two-pronged effect. Firstly, the very mention of the idea will cause Sandy to recoil in disgust, whereupon she will insist that I remove myself from the premises. At this point, it is inevitable that she will seek out the roommate to apprise her of this abhorrent turn of events. The roommate will then offer her friend the requisite sympathy even as part of her cannot help but feel somewhat flattered by her inclusion in the unusual request." ...that's from a sitcom.
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 05:43 |
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Relayer posted:...that's from a sitcom. I agree, and then conversely they could give you something wonderfully stupid like this:
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 06:24 |
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myron_cope posted:Casus...belli
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 07:20 |
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Hey Driver, whats say we pick up your sister, have a little fun back here, hunh?
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 08:05 |
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Advantage Varnsen!
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 10:36 |
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It was like. A biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig. APPLE PIE. I've never tasted babka or a black and white cookie.
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 14:17 |
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Robnoxious posted:Boutros Boutros Ghali Ponce De Leon?
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 14:42 |
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Relayer posted:It really did, both in celebrating mundane words, and stuff like: That is my favourite Seinfeld bit, George's plan for Jerry was just so brilliant and well thought out... Only to have it backfire as usual. IIRC In another episode George tries it himself and it fails again, but I haven't seen that episode in years. ...The switch! Also, I think I would stare at a rotating tire display too. How the hell do those work anyway?
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 15:06 |
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Jerusalem posted:I agree, and then conversely they could give you something wonderfully stupid like this:
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 15:14 |
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CaptainHollywood posted:Readiing this last page reminds me this show had a great way with words. and just making the most mundane words funny. It was pointed out in a documentary I saw. Like Salsa. I never liked that salsa bit. One of the very few things from the show that wasn't funny at all.
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 15:15 |
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Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends...Nah, I'm not ready for it.
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 15:18 |
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You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 16:21 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Ponce De Leon? I can't leave him...he has a mental hold on me. He's like a Svenjolly.
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 16:40 |
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Who are you? -I'm... Mrs Seinfeld
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 16:50 |
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So that's one tuck ... and one no tuck!
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 17:04 |
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What do you tip a chambermaid, anyway?
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 17:43 |
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T. Fine posted:Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends...Nah, I'm not ready for it. Oh, it's a scene, man.
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 17:59 |
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Robnoxious posted:Boutros Boutros Ghali .....YO YO MA!
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 19:10 |
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Riptor posted:.....YO YO MA! HOOCHIE MAMA!!!
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 19:49 |
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He said his name was Sal Bass. Bass, Jerry! Instead of salmon he went with bass!
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 19:56 |
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safety dan posted:He said his name was Sal Bass. Bass, Jerry! Instead of salmon he went with bass! It's like a sauna in here!
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 20:07 |
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Don't walk around without a coat in this weather, you'll catch your death of cold.
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 20:19 |
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jojoinnit posted:Who are you? I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer!
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 21:50 |
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Jerusalem posted:I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer! Like flaming globes, Sigmund! Like flaming globes!
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 22:39 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Like flaming globes, Sigmund! Like flaming globes! That's what was so funny! ... That's not funny!
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 22:51 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Like flaming globes, Sigmund! Like flaming globes! I beg your pardon, your majesty, but we don't accept bills with lipstick on the president.
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# ? Feb 8, 2012 22:58 |
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esperantinc posted:I beg your pardon, your majesty, but we don't accept bills with lipstick on the president. I got it from the Institute! The Institute!
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