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Chili posted:Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. Next! Remy? Should I buy a beret? The deadpan look on Elaine's face when she says Remy kills me every time.
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jojoinnit posted:Nilbop... that's not Irish. I think it's Dutch.
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jojoinnit posted:Nilbop... that's not Irish. He must have converted to Irish for the jokes!
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thepokey posted:He must have converted to Irish for the jokes! And this offends you as an Irish person?
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Billy Zane posted:And this offends you as an Irish person? No, it offends me as a comedian!
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The Narrator posted:No, it offends me as a comedian! Y'know you've given this comedy thing your best shot. Yeah, you had some good observations, but it's over. Now, this Bloomingdale thing, that could be the next wave!
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Feb 13, 2012 10:33
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Was he nervous? Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word "man"?
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Kull the Conqueror posted:Was he nervous? Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word "man"? Not to mention the picture of him on the toilet.
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BrandNew posted:Not to mention the picture of him on the toilet. The what?
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Here's to feeling good all the time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY5OSDxwOEo
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Riptor posted:Here's to feeling good all the time I ssssuck 'em down like Coca-Cola.
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You gotta do it like a band-aid. One motion, right off!
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Bobfromsales posted:Y'know you've given this comedy thing your best shot. Yeah, you had some good observations, but it's over. Now, this Bloomingdale thing, that could be the next wave! I thought we said we weren't going to bring that up.
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Chili posted:I thought we said we weren't going to bring that up. Chili, all these issues are interrelated.
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It's a PEEHCH What's that? I say it's a PEEHCH
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So I went to a fancy bakery yesterday to get my valentine a slice of cake with a heart on it and I noticed they have gourmet Racial Tolerance Cookies. It's in my fridge now, I hope it'll be as good as it looks, especially seeing as its Black History Month. I don't know why it's so hard to find Racial Tolerance Cookies these days.
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Feb 15, 2012 14:33
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I never had a really good pickle!
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Feb 15, 2012 21:35
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I haven't had a decent sandwich in 13 years.
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Feb 15, 2012 22:10
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I had a piece of whitefish at Barney Greengrass the other day...
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Feb 15, 2012 22:31
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Isn't Salmon the opposite of Tuna?
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atomic gog posted:I haven't had a decent sandwich in 13 years. Anyone got a gif of Kramer ruining Jerry's sandwich?
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Chexoid posted:You gotta do it like a band-aid. One motion, right off! Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push, you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.
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Poque posted:Good for the tuna. That's not a switcharoo, that's what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
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ChickenMedium posted:Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push, you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over. We've been breaking up for ten hours!?
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DrBouvenstein posted:That's not a switcharoo, that's what's good for the goose is good for the gander. What the hell is a gander anyway
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Hey so who's that guy that came in? Oh, Kramer? Yeah, does he have a girlfriend? You wanna go out with him?? Well why not? It's just that, I uh.. What, is there anything wrong with him? ... Elaine? ..I'm just thinking about the question..
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Macaluso posted:What the hell is a gander anyway It's a goose that's had the old switcheroo pulled on it!
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Riptor posted:I love this little chomping dance that Kramer does It's fun to pretend that even if Jerry weren't there, Kramer would still do that while just staring blankly into an empty room. It's default Kramer.
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Somethin's missin'!
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So much for gratitude. Yeahhh, yeahhhh, yeahhhhhh.
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Oh, hey! Hey, have I told you about my bunions? Oh, you're gonna love this story! So, I line up my cold cuts on the couch next to me, but as I'm stacking them up, they keep falling into my foot bath!
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A young lady I know, let's call her Elaine, happened to find herself overwhelmed with feelings of resentment and hostility for her friend, let's call him George. She felt that George was somewhat of a loser and that she was the one who deserved to be married first. She also happened to mention to me that her friend had wondered if going to a prostitute while you're engaged is considered cheating. His feeling was they're never going to see each other again, so what's the difference. But that is a subject for another sermon. Now, I'd like to close with a psalm.
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trapped mouse posted:A young lady I know, let's call her Elaine, happened to find herself overwhelmed with feelings of resentment and hostility for her friend, let's call him George. She felt that George was somewhat of a loser and that she was the one who deserved to be married first. She also happened to mention to me that her friend had wondered if going to a prostitute while you're engaged is considered cheating. His feeling was they're never going to see each other again, so what's the difference. But that is a subject for another sermon. Now, I'd like to close with a psalm. There will be a small reception afterwards featuring SnackWells.
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