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Boner Buffet posted:graph used to be really mad but couldn't keep it up because he's probably a fine chum irl im not angry at this thread yet
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well going on romantic vacation time to catch up on my reading *fumbles with stack of PADDs* *gets tried as a war criminal*
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 20:39 |
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why do they even bother pew-pewing with photon torpedoes and phasers? send a huge barrage to take out the shield, then beam away the warp core and all weapons into space, or just beam in a bigass bomb. if they can fit a bomb that kills several Klingons in a 6mm side cube, then welp.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 20:41 |
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Ridgely_Fan posted:the computers are made of bio neural gel packs except when bob kelso needed a giant 'core' to shoot at so the computer had that for an episode
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 20:43 |
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axolotl farmer posted:why do they even bother pew-pewing with photon torpedoes and phasers? eugh we've been over this it's the khitomer accords
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 20:43 |
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if there ever is actual space war it's going to be so boring, thousands of fist-sized spherical robots shooting sand traveling at relativistic speeds at each other or maybe invisible beams
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 20:48 |
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3420578&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=128 that and the next page are the proest two pages of this thread
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 20:49 |
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qirex posted:if there ever is actual space war it's going to be so boring, thousands of fist-sized spherical robots shooting sand traveling at relativistic speeds at each other or maybe invisible beams there'll also be future WMDs that are just big asteroids with big-rear end engines parked light years away and if you don't comply we won't change their course (this is the plot of charlie stross's "iron sunrise")
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 20:51 |
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also of the first mass effect dlc
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 20:52 |
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and a favored weapon of the Dwellers, although they go all fractal with it and accelerate a small planet orbited by several small moons orbited by several small asteroids orbited by rocky debris orbited by smaller rocks orbited by gravel orbited by sand to 0.99999c towards your home world.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 20:58 |
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oh so also in that episode with superslut troi, she cancels a session with an ensign janeway. i like to think this was katherine janeway, and by missing that session, she became a terrible captain.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 21:12 |
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qirex posted:if there ever is actual space war it's going to be so boring, thousands of fist-sized spherical robots shooting sand traveling at relativistic speeds at each other or maybe invisible beams thats pretty awesome though. I heard some guy talking about this poo poo awhile ago, and he was saying poo poo about little robots that would zip over and spray epoxy or whatever onto spy satellite optics and junk.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 21:20 |
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axolotl farmer posted:why do they even bother pew-pewing with photon torpedoes and phasers?
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 21:22 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:thats pretty awesome though. I heard some guy talking about this poo poo awhile ago, and he was saying poo poo about little robots that would zip over and spray epoxy or whatever onto spy satellite optics and junk. that would be hella bad rear end or a class of satelites that are cheap to build and launch that just grapple onto an enemy spy satelite, reverse thrust, and drag them back into the atmosphere
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 21:23 |
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maniacdevnull posted:that would be hella bad rear end or just smash into them and keep going
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 21:35 |
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yes tiny battlebots in space would be way more badass than this
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 21:35 |
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BonzoESC posted:or just smash into them and keep going Nah man, that'd create so much garbage zipping around that could damage your own satellites
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 21:37 |
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BonzoESC posted:or just smash into them and keep going grapple onto one, smash into a second, if youve still got fuel left / arent completely broken go for a few more
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 21:37 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:Nah man, that'd create so much garbage zipping around that could damage your own satellites maybe if you're coming at them from the side instead of up (cya later shitlord welcome to deep space) or down (agh it burns)
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 21:38 |
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maniacdevnull posted:grapple onto one, smash into a second, if youve still got fuel left / arent completely broken go for a few more move the fuel and delicate parts to some kind of craft that just fires dumb ballistic projectiles
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 21:39 |
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Ridgely_Fan posted:the computers are made of bio neural gel packs that was one of the best parts of the worst show TNG had dual (one for each hull) FTL cores the size of houses they never seemed use the fact that in order to operate they needed a stable warp field in the plots though bio neural gel packs with space-cheese disease was pretty funny also gave a better sense of distributed computing than giant Cray-1 looking towers of power
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 22:16 |
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Boner Buffet posted:remember that sniper rifle in the last season of ds9 that would transport a fired round through walls? that episode was so terrible
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 22:19 |
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qirex posted:yes tiny battlebots in space would be way more badass than this
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 22:35 |
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NINbuntu 64 posted:that episode was so terrible
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 22:42 |
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Endless Mike posted:the writers must have played too much perfect dark the farsight was such a useless gun. i think i used it once ever.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 22:44 |
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:
the saucer section didnt have a warp core and couldnt go FTL on its own, they always had to ditch it somewhere then fly off in the stardrive section also the modelers got pissed about how long it took to animate the seperation scenes so they prety much gave up on them after the first two eps
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 22:45 |
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NINbuntu 64 posted:the farsight was such a useless gun. i think i used it once ever.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 22:52 |
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also lol at all the enemy ai in perfect dark
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 22:53 |
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maniacdevnull posted:the saucer section didnt have a warp core and couldnt go FTL on its own, they always had to ditch it somewhere then fly off in the stardrive section i meant that the actual computer cores had FTL fields, i'm not digging up/scanning my old TNG technical manual but the electrons in the cores were accelerated FTL http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/USS_Enterprise_%28NCC-1701-D%29_library_computer this dumb article gives me nothing but enjoy the green on black images of warbirds and such ALF
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 22:58 |
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:i meant that the actual computer cores had FTL fields, i'm not digging up/scanning my old TNG technical manual but the electrons in the cores were accelerated FTL why not put the computers in hyperspace where physics doesn't limit things like that and just use the warp cores to talk with them like in "the cultures" by ian banks from england
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 22:59 |
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FTL optical computers = causality violation built into the system = no more NP-Hard issues
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 23:01 |
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BonzoESC posted:there'll also be future WMDs that are just big asteroids with big-rear end engines parked light years away and if you don't comply we won't change their course The titular temporal WMD was pretty as well...
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 23:01 |
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where can i get a desktop theme like star trek LCARS, i'm building a fort and i want to turn it into the delta flyer
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 23:04 |
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Bedshaped posted:where can i get a desktop theme like star trek LCARS, i'm building a fort and i want to turn it into the delta flyer go into a dark room, look into a mirror, and say "tom paris" three times
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 23:05 |
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Also the best SF computer was the one from "Snake-Eyes" in the Mirrowshades anthology.quote:At the armored heart of Athena Station sat a nest of concentric spheres. The inmost sphere measured five meters in diameter, was filled with inert liquid fluorocarbon, and contained a black plastic two-meter cube that sprouted thick black cables from every surface. Inside the cube was a fluid series of hologrammatic waveforms, fluctuating from nanosecond to nanosecond in a play of knowledge and intention: Aleph. It is constituted by an infinite regress of awarenesses--any thought becomes the object of another, in a sequence terminated only by the limits of the machine’s will.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 23:07 |
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Deuterieux posted:go into a dark room, look into a mirror, and say "tom paris" three times honestly, why would you want to gently caress around with your desktop in TYOOL 2012? probably try and see if you can get some stardock running on win7, yeah ubnoooootu
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 23:09 |
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:honestly, why would you want to gently caress around with your desktop in TYOOL 2012? please dont screencap my desktop w/o my permission
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 23:10 |
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Mind Spew posted:quoting for ban
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 23:20 |
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Ridgely_Fan posted:the computers are made of bio neural gel packs No I'm pretty sure it's isolinear chips, the bioneural gelpacks were some stupid voyager bullshit that's just better ignored like everything else in that ball tumor of a show.
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# ? Feb 15, 2012 00:57 |
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NINbuntu 64 posted:that episode was so hot
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