Pounded in the Butt by Members of a Forum Who Are Discussing a Space Ship's Gender

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Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Sir DonkeyPunch posted:

i think that was my reaction when i first saw 'em, too

# ? Feb 15, 2012 02:14

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 11:20

toby: Dec 4, 2002

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

honestly, why would you want to gently caress around with your desktop in TYOOL 2012?

probably try and see if you can get some stardock running on win7, yeah

ubnoooootu

not gonna lie, that would make a good yospos theme

# ? Feb 15, 2012 03:11

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

toby posted:

not gonna lie, that would make a good yospos theme

Mods rename YOSPOS :o:

# ? Feb 15, 2012 03:12

Boner Buffet: Feb 16, 2006

bring your own device is dumb as poo poo unless youre bringing some sort of laptop and have no intention of using anything but a guest wireless connection. i'm so mad about popular computer lingo.

# ? Feb 15, 2012 03:14

Boner Buffet: Feb 16, 2006

you see because students can bring they own devices to school and will absorb the science curriculum using they android

# ? Feb 15, 2012 03:15

Boner Buffet: Feb 16, 2006

i mean fire phasers pew pew

# ? Feb 15, 2012 03:18

toby: Dec 4, 2002

haha "bring your own device"

aka "sorry poors, no job for you ever"

# ? Feb 15, 2012 03:26

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

maniacdevnull posted:

because they literally didnt see computers that small and powerful coming

even in ds9 i thought the prop guys were like "these pads as so unrealistic, you cant make something this thin even 300 years from now" and 10 years later everybody and his underage chinese brother are making them at pennies per unit

i'm watching tng and i got all excited to see them using tablets because i knew back when it was made no one ever thought that would be a real thing

# ? Feb 15, 2012 04:59

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Mods rename YOSPOS

lol what is this

# ? Feb 15, 2012 04:59

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

FEMA summer camp posted:

No I'm pretty sure it's isolinear chips, the bioneural gelpacks were some stupid voyager bullshit that's just better ignored like everything else in that ball tumor of a show.

harry potter can do a magic on the computer memory banks but then DARTH VADER WILL USE LIGHTENING ON THEM!!!! WHAT THEN!!!!

# ? Feb 15, 2012 05:25

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

fork bomb posted:

lol what is this

the hand strap in the back makes it easier to slam the thing into your forehead over and over

# ? Feb 15, 2012 05:27

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

SmokaDustbowl posted:

the hand strap in the back makes it easier to slam the thing into your forehead over and over

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A KNOCKOFF IPAD INTO MY FACE

# ? Feb 15, 2012 05:32

Davethulhu: Aug 12, 2003; Morbid Hound

Amethyst posted:

Pulaski owns, gently caress da haters

Pulaski's last episode should have had her falling down a turbolift shaft.

# ? Feb 15, 2012 05:43

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

ubnoooootu

hot dog replicator

# ? Feb 15, 2012 09:41

Fanged Lawn Wormy: Jan 4, 2008; SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

toby posted:

haha "bring your own device"

aka "sorry poors, no job for you ever"

also, your cell phone is a luxury item how dare you get food stamps if you own one

# ? Feb 15, 2012 09:54

Fanged Lawn Wormy: Jan 4, 2008; SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

also, i realized I still have 2001 and tales from a hundred worlds or something laying around the house which one should i read first

# ? Feb 15, 2012 09:55

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

fork bomb posted:

lol what is this

A homely Asian woman

# ? Feb 15, 2012 14:30

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

fork bomb posted:

lol what is this

that's a female. i'm aware that you're not familiar with them, so i won't berate you for asking.

# ? Feb 15, 2012 14:40

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

Endless Mike posted:

that's a female. i'm aware that you're not familiar with them, so i won't berate you for asking.

i think fork bomb is a girl tho :ssh:

# ? Feb 15, 2012 16:49

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

fork bomb posted:

lol what is this

it is a lemur

# ? Feb 15, 2012 16:49

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

coaxmetal posted:

i think fork bomb is a girl tho

how convenient...

# ? Feb 15, 2012 16:57

Sir DonkeyPunch: Mar 23, 2007; I didn't hear no bell

Endless Mike posted:

that's a female. i'm aware that you're not familiar with them, so i won't berate you for asking.

lmao

# ? Feb 15, 2012 17:03

toby: Dec 4, 2002

coaxmetal posted:

i think fork bomb is a girl tho

every time i read "fork bomb" i think "fork banger" and see that Jean Reno avatar in my head

# ? Feb 15, 2012 17:07

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

toby posted:

every time i read "fork bomb" i think "fork banger" and see that Jean Reno avatar in my head

every time i read "toby" i think "gbs" :twisted:

# ? Feb 15, 2012 17:32

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

oh YEAH well every time i read, um, poo poo, never mind

# ? Feb 15, 2012 17:48

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

Jonny 290 posted:

oh YEAH well every time i read, um, poo poo, never mind

same

# ? Feb 15, 2012 17:55

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

fork bomb posted:

every time i read "toby" i think "gbs"

talk about owened

# ? Feb 15, 2012 17:57

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

i never read or think

# ? Feb 15, 2012 18:15

Fanged Lawn Wormy: Jan 4, 2008; SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

is that the secret to the phd? cuz then maybe i can do it

# ? Feb 15, 2012 18:35

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

it is exactly the secret to a phd

# ? Feb 15, 2012 18:39

toby: Dec 4, 2002

fork bomb posted:

every time i read "toby" i think "gbs"

dang

# ? Feb 15, 2012 18:40

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

toby posted:

dang ^{^-=NMN=-}

# ? Feb 15, 2012 18:53

Inverse Icarus: Dec 4, 2003; I run SyncRPG, and produce original, digital content for the Pathfinder RPG, designed from the ground up to be played online.

toby posted:

dang

mess with the best

die like the rest

# ? Feb 15, 2012 19:09

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

Using LED Lucasian swords, the Golden Gate Knights teach lightsaber courses each week in San Francisco. Headed by a former choreographer for George Lucas' Star Wars films, the classes (for kids-at-heart 17 and older) teach saber choreography that will help budding jedis become experts at "spins, flourishes and a whole lot more." The classes are broken up into four parts:

- Stretching & Warmup: "We begin each class with a simple warm-up, stretching, and calisthenic exercises to get ourselves limber and prevent any injuries."

- Flourishes: "You will be taught how to do fancy lightsaber flourishes and spins. This includes forward and reverse spins, inverted grips, figure eights and a whole lot more!"

- Choreography: "The heart of the class. You will be taught Novastar's stage choreography system. We will start with basic moves which can be linked together to form dazzling sequences. We will also be teaching film and stage techniques so that your sequences will look great in either medium."

- Meditation: "Our training is internal as well as external. To get us all in the best mental state, we perform a 5 minute meditation right before class ends."

Sabers will be provided for free for the first month, then they'll charge you $5 per session. However, feel free to bring you own saber, but beware: "Saber blades have different strengths so pairing up your blades against ours might not be good. If your blades use a LED strip such as those found in Force FX sabers, it is not wise to use them for practice. The LEDs in strips have a tendency to get knocked out over a period of time thereby producing dead spots in the blade."

You can also come dressed in costume (e.g., Princess Lea, Han Solo, Padm� Amidala) or in comfy sports gear. Just make sure you can workout in your attire.

Classes are every Sunday (except this coming Sunday, February 19th) at Studio Garcia, home of LevyDance, at 19 Heron Street. (It's near the Civic Center BART Station.) For more details, visit the Golden Knights' site.

# ? Feb 15, 2012 20:07

Sneaking Mission: Nov 11, 2008

led lucasian swords

# ? Feb 15, 2012 20:09

Never Scroll: Aug 15, 2008

sad

# ? Feb 15, 2012 20:11

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

the funniest part to me is that the minimum age is 17

# ? Feb 15, 2012 20:15

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

qirex posted:

the funniest part to me is that the minimum age is 17

If you still have an interest by that age, there's not going back so you might as bank on it.

# ? Feb 15, 2012 20:19

toby: Dec 4, 2002

man i bet that class is the grossest, most embarrassing thing

# ? Feb 15, 2012 20:44

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lord funk: Feb 16, 2004

qirex posted:

You can also come dressed in costume (e.g., Princess Lea, Padm� Amidala... please... oh please someone come dressed like this... oh god please please please)

# ? Feb 15, 2012 20:48

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