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jojoinnit posted:Oh, hey! Hey, have I told you about my bunions? Oh, you're gonna love this story! So, I line up my cold cuts on the couch next to me, but as I'm stacking them up, they keep falling into my foot bath! Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories of of Newman, but they all stink!
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# ? Feb 16, 2012 18:37 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 09:16 |
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Bernie is dead, you morons! Just because he's wearing sunglasses he looks alive??
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# ? Feb 16, 2012 22:09 |
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Again with the oranges?
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 00:06 |
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Relayer posted:Bernie is dead, you morons! Just because he's wearing sunglasses he looks alive?? Elaine, I don't think I can be with someone who doesn't like the English Patient. (We're reading the english patient in my Canadian lit class and this is all I can think about.) Stop telling your stupid story about the desert and just DIE already!
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 00:34 |
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Chexoid posted:Elaine, I don't think I can be with someone who doesn't like the English Patient. shhhhhhhh Oh GO TO HELL!!
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 00:49 |
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Who buys an umbrella anyway? You get 'em for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 01:10 |
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T. Fine posted:Who buys an umbrella anyway? You get 'em for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans Those belong to people.
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 01:20 |
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It always bugs me how Jerry smugly informs that guy on the street that he's doing the umbrella twirl too fast, but then later when he's showing George the technique he's spinning it WAY faster than the street guy was. *SCOFF*
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 01:22 |
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Relayer posted:It always bugs me how Jerry smugly informs that guy on the street that he's doing the umbrella twirl too fast, but then later when he's showing George the technique he's spinning it WAY faster than the street guy was. *SCOFF* I'm right there with you, I found it disorienting.
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 01:25 |
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.....apparently there's a company that has produced a robot butcher....
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 01:36 |
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You said you liked horse manure?
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 01:46 |
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I just love George's manure explanation about why it's actually good. Nothing about it makes any sense at all, but he says it so proudly like why has no one ever thought of that before
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 04:38 |
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"I said do you wanna go for a walk or something.." "Oh, a walk, well.." "Or something, I said or something!" "Or something... ..yeah, that's a date."
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 04:45 |
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It's the way they just slip it in there! "My boyfriend loves watches, he's a real watch freak." Well that's fabulous!
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 05:13 |
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HEY! Yeah. I got a message for you. You tell your friend George, that the next time I see him around here, I’m going to turn him into my own, personal, hand-puppet.
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 05:22 |
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Macaluso posted:I just love George's manure explanation about why it's actually good. Nothing about it makes any sense at all, but he says it so proudly like why has no one ever thought of that before It's "ma", which is good, then "nure", which is also good. Ma-nure.
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 06:36 |
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The Narrator posted:It's "ma", which is good, then "nure", which is also good. Ma-nure. It took me until my most recent watch a couple months ago to realize that he was saying "newer" and there wasn't some weird word called "nure" that I didn't know.
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 07:11 |
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Poque posted:It took me until my most recent watch a couple months ago to realize that he was saying "newer" and there wasn't some weird word called "nure" that I didn't know. I always interpreted that as "knew 'er," so the end result is like saying you knew someone's ma.
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 08:07 |
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See, it's "newer," which is good, but with a "ma" in front of it. It's the craziest thing.
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 08:20 |
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Svenjolly
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 08:20 |
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Did you just say redicurous?
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 08:43 |
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Oolarg posted:Did you just say redicurous? You're not Chinese!
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 09:13 |
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Jerusalem posted:.....apparently there's a company that has produced a robot butcher.... What about a new way of televising opera?
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 12:48 |
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Hank Morgan posted:What about a new way of televising opera? Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle.
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 16:30 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Svenjolly I hear you make a mean a-calazone
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 16:36 |
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You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here, about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy. Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window.
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 16:51 |
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Darren is going away for a long, long time.
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 17:40 |
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As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 17:58 |
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T. Fine posted:As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken And with Darrens help, we'll get that chicken!
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 18:00 |
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This seems capricious and arbitrary!
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 19:50 |
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That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 19:55 |
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Ehud posted:This seems capricious and arbitrary! Your fly's open.
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 20:10 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous! She's flouting society's conventions!
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 20:16 |
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He's be-bopping and scatting and I'm losing it!!
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 21:02 |
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Oolarg posted:Did you just say redicurous?
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 21:30 |
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fenix down posted:The boogedy man?? It's pronounced thermometer.
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 21:35 |
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penis sandwich posted:He's be-bopping and scatting and I'm losing it!! I've been lying to you for three days and now you're all screwing me!
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 21:49 |
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penismightier posted:I've been lying to you for three days and now you're all screwing me! I guess everyone here enjoys giving the ol' screwgie, huh?! You’re all doin’ a hell of a job!
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 22:18 |
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Hank Morgan posted:What about a new way of televising opera? Let me handle this Hold on a second..... Jerusalem posted:
There we go
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# ? Feb 17, 2012 22:22 |
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Oh, look, an antique stand. Pull over, we'll buy you a house warming gift! Heh heh heh... house warming gift.. alright WE'RE TAKING IT UP A NOTCH!!
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