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FrozenVent posted:Isn't that when he drunkenly makes out with Sansa? Could be. Doesn't he tell her how he got the scar then too? My recollection of these books is getting pretty bad.
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IRQ posted:Could be. Doesn't he tell her how he got the scar then too? My recollection of these books is getting pretty bad. He told her the story the night of the Ned's Tourney when he took her back to the Tower of the Hand
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IRQ posted:Could be. Doesn't he tell her how he got the scar then too? My recollection of these books is getting pretty bad. Yeah, it's been years since we read that part.
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Man, why does everyone think he kissed her? He lied about it to Arya to try and get her to kill him.
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my cat is norris posted:Tony Danza Claus, if you dropped your Wild Cards tag on purpose, I apologize for sticking it back in there. These colors stick together and don't run, never forget. AHA! 'twas you! Hey guys. Long time no see. I've been knee-deep in building a big gently caress you to Reddit for a while, obviously. Luckily season two is coming soon, so I'm really looking forward to seeing you guys and the lovely TVIV threads.
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whowhatwhere posted:Man, why does everyone think he kissed her? He lied about it to Arya to try and get her to kill him. It's probably because it seems like Sansa's not sure whether they kissed or not in her later chapters.
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whowhatwhere posted:Thanks again for making the GRRM cry bitter tears by making his favorite subreddits go away. While reddit speculates that Lowtax did it to generate income for SA, my Wild Cards homies know the real reason behind the Pedocalypse.
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Urdnot Fire posted:It's probably because it seems like Sansa's not sure whether they kissed or not in her later chapters. She wasn't sure if he was in her or if she was in him? My Sandor 
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Tony Danza Claus posted:While reddit speculates that Lowtax did it to generate income for SA, my Wild Cards homies know the real reason behind the Pedocalypse. Thanks to you I know have a newfound distaste for tweet stealing and also have been compiling a GRRMbomb to send out via my grandmother's chain email crew about HBO and Bantam Books blatant disregard for child safety in America. Keep fighting the good fight.
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Finally registered after years of lurking (mostly in this thread). I was tempted to register when GRRM got poop-dick a while back. I missed out on that fun. Anyway, rape, lemon cakes, breastplate nipples and nuncles to you all. Absolute fucker.
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el_brio posted:Finally registered after years of lurking (mostly in this thread). I was tempted to register when GRRM got poop-dick a while back. I missed out on that fun. Anyway, rape, lemon cakes, breastplate nipples and nuncles to you all. Absolute fucker. Now it's not even fun anymore. Thanks for ruining our precious memes, rear end in a top hat.
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Obviously you're not a true fan or you'd have used "shitdick"  Also you forgot making GBS threads water. That is unforgivable. 
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whowhatwhere posted:Obviously you're not a true fan or you'd have used "shitdick" I haven't been here in months and I knew about the Spray Dook. For shame, little one. For shame. Now  and tell us your favorite GRRM parable on honeyed meats.
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making GBS threads bloody water (don't forget the sexy part). I wonder if GRRM wrote those chapters when he was laid up with poo poo-dick? Anyway, I'd like to echo the opinion of some of those here that think that Dance was a boring, meandering pile of mediocrity. I lost track of how many times during my read through that I thought to myself, "Jesus George... not another loving new plot element that you will invariably forget about and abandon." Well, I suppose that since the next book must be already around 80% complete (har har), we will find out soon enough how he brings all the threads together. At this point, I don't even know why I care anymore.
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el_brio posted:making GBS threads bloody water (don't forget the sexy part). I wonder if GRRM wrote those chapters when he was laid up with poo poo-dick? Anyway, I'd like to echo the opinion of some of those here that think that Dance was a boring, meandering pile of mediocrity. I lost track of how many times during my read through that I thought to myself, "Jesus George... not another loving new plot element that you will invariably forget about and abandon." Well, I suppose that since the next book must be already around 80% complete (har har), we will find out soon enough how he brings all the threads together. At this point, I don't even know why I care anymore. Hopefully the HBO season that covers Dance ignores all that Tyrion and Pretty Pig bullshit, and Red Robin and the other secret Targ and whatnot and just focuses on fat lord Manderly  ing Freys and being a total pimp at all times.And Episode 10 better just be Dany spraying the landscape with flaming hot spicy blood doodoo.
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I have been waiting for the 2nd season to start but the actress who plays Dany is painful to watch. The guy who plays Jon is a bit of a brooding emo-douche too. Without the perfectly cast Peter Dinklage, the series would be pretty bad I think. I had forgotten all about Pretty Pig and Tyrion's dwarf girlfriend. Ugggg. God those were lame chapters. Thanks for reminding me. Props on the Reddit Jihad too BTW. I saw the story on a different website and it mentioned your name and I recognized it from the bad thread(s).
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ZenMasterBullshit posted:He told her the story the night of the Ned's Tourney when he took her back to the Tower of the Hand They cut that scene from the TV show and had Littlefinger tell the story instead. I'm assuming they'll cut out any of his interactions with her in the second season so they only have to film one creepy barely pubescent Sansa romance. Somehow Sandor's pedophilia is responsible for most of his character development in the books so I guess hes going to be really one dimensional in the show. I'm disappointed that GRRM is writing the episode that will have the Battle of Blackwater honestly. He was doing a great job of steadily building tension with Sansa's chapters with everyone hiding in the red keep and all that and suddenly he completely ruins the mood with his sperglord description of the food they were eating while Sansa contemplates whether or not Cersei is going to murder her.
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el_brio posted:Finally registered after years of lurking (mostly in this thread). I was tempted to register when GRRM got poop-dick a while back. I missed out on that fun. Anyway, rape, lemon cakes, breastplate nipples and nuncles to you all. Absolute fucker. Someone paid money to post in this thread. Holy shitdick.
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IRQ posted:Someone paid money to post in this thread. Reading his posts now I'd gladly have paid money to keep him from it.
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IRQ posted:Someone paid money to post in this thread.
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Joramun posted:Reading his posts now I'd gladly have paid money to keep him from it. Quick question...all five of them??
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IRQ posted:Someone paid money to post in this thread. Not exactly. I enjoy reading many of the various forums. Anyway, thanks for the expected warm welcome.
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Awful_lot_of_underscore_nicks_in_here Welcome to the thread that is a shell of its former glory. Please feel free to remind us of anything that happened in the books because it's just been so long that everyone is forgetting.
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Dead Man Posting posted:Awful_lot_of_underscore_nicks_in_here Says "Three Word Name".
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Dead Man Posting posted:Awful_lot_of_underscore_nicks_in_here Don't make light of my people. I think your spacebar oppression has done enough damage to us already.
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Says "Three Word Name". Having three-word names is simply awesome. Not as arrogant as four-word names (GRRM) and more powerful than two. Underscore names are simply puny one word imho.
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Dead Man Posting posted:Underscore names are simply puny one word imho. Oh now you've done it.
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Dead Man Posting posted:Having three-word names is simply awesome. Not as arrogant as four-word names (GRRM) and more powerful than two. Underscore names are simply puny one word imho. I have a dream. A dream where a poster is judged, not on the amount of words in his username, but on the quality of his posting history. In that dream, namecists like yourself have long since passed into archives.
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Dead Man Posting posted:Not as arrogant as four-word names my cat is norris is literally 10 hitlers in a 5 hitler bag.
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I literally and unironically judge the quality of people's post by their regdate.
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Dead Man Posting posted:I literally and unironically judge the quality of people's post by their regdate.
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Tony Danza Claus posted:my cat is norris is literally 10 hitlers in a 5 hitler bag. You leave my future desperation marriage pact wife-to-be alone! Or not, whatevs. Tony why the gently caress don't you come on irc anymore? Dead Man Posting posted:I literally and unironically judge the quality of people's post by their regdate. 
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Factor_VIII posted:Isn't that somewhat self-defeating? No. For example, all my post on this page are complete shitpost. But at this very moment, I am getting better with my posting because I am one second older in the regdate. Anyways for a (real) post, here is a interview of GRRM from Feather Factor. The biggest gem so far is this: quote:What's the biggest misconception about you? So to paraphrase: "All conceptions about me are true". But it continues: quote:So does that mean that everything out there is true then? So to paraphrase: "Okay, all conceptions about me are true except for the one where I finished the book and wasn't releasing it in order to drive the price up" Stay Safe fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Feb 17, 2012 |
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So what's the story with GURM getting shitdick? I don't know what that is
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Ashrik posted:So what's the story with GURM getting shitdick? I don't know what that is Coliform urinary tract infection. He literally had doodoo in his weewee.
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Ashrik posted:So what's the story with GURM getting shitdick? I don't know what that is Like a year and a half ago Gurm was hospitalized for some kind of infection in his dick. Kylaer, our resident animal hater, lolbertarian, and medical doctor, told us that the way one gets such an infection is through incredibly poor hygiene and well, the Bad Thread does as it does.
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Dead Man Posting posted:So to paraphrase: "All conceptions about me are true". Dead Man Posting posted:So to paraphrase: "Okay, all conceptions about me are true except for the one where I finished the book and wasn't releasing it in order to drive the price up"
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Factor_VIII posted:I'm surprised there are people that believe that. It would suggest that GRRM finishes books quickly, which quite obviously isn't the case. Our reaction to Gurm here in the Bad Threads has been kind of strange compared to the internet at large. There were people defending him all along and people with crazyass theories like that, especially after the HBO show got announced. But for us, there is only hate.
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