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wa27
Jan 15, 2007

I played the bank robbery mission in Vice City so many times because I thought it was the greatest mission ever. "drat, it's a Flangee 9000!"

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Jupiter Jazz
Jan 13, 2007

by sebmojo
The thing about the bank robbery in Vice City is that it's not only about the escape. You plan the entire thing. You have to get a driver, you have to get partners, the weapons, the whole thing. So when you finally do the mission, it's a huge loving deal and the buildup was perfect.

The only compliment I can get Three Leaf Clover is that it properly sends you through a variety of locations in the city, but the actual mission and execution is pretty boring. I mean, really, a bank robbery mission? And the actual robbery is just a cutscene? Christ.

Farbtoner
May 17, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Timeless Appeal posted:

I'll be honest, when I first played GTA IV, I think I must have attempted Three Leaf Clover about a dozen times in one evening. I had to turn it off because hearing the McReary dialogue on the way over was making me physically sick.

It's been said over and over again, but it still amazes me that the GTA devs noticed that people were complaining about hearing the same dialogue over and over from having to restart missions, and their response was to include alternate lines of dialogue instead of a working checkpoint system :doh:

Himuro posted:

The thing about the bank robbery in Vice City is that it's not only about the escape. You plan the entire thing. You have to get a driver, you have to get partners, the weapons, the whole thing. So when you finally do the mission, it's a huge loving deal and the buildup was perfect.

The only compliment I can get Three Leaf Clover is that it properly sends you through a variety of locations in the city, but the actual mission and execution is pretty boring. I mean, really, a bank robbery mission? And the actual robbery is just a cutscene? Christ.

I loved San Andreas' casino robbery as well for taking it a step further with the preparation (like stealing police motorcycles and romancing an employee for her keycard) and because of how over-the-top the climax was with you running around the top of the casino. Plus the running gag where more and more people kept stumbling into your secret meeting and getting involved so that by the end you have an entire room full of people in on the job was pretty funny.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Himuro posted:

The thing about the bank robbery in Vice City is that it's not only about the escape. You plan the entire thing. You have to get a driver, you have to get partners, the weapons, the whole thing. So when you finally do the mission, it's a huge loving deal and the buildup was perfect.

Except actually doing the missions to recruit those specialists were absolutely loving awful and not fun to get through at all.

Jupiter Jazz
Jan 13, 2007

by sebmojo
SA's casino mission was fantastic.

Alouicious posted:

Except actually doing the missions to recruit those specialists were absolutely loving awful and not fun to get through at all.

It was fine for me. I can beat the driving mission on my first try each time I play VC.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
How is that possible? That race against that guy in VC is the worst GTA mission ever. Everything is stacked against you.

Jupiter Jazz
Jan 13, 2007

by sebmojo
It's easy. Just push the pedal to the metal, bro. Make sure he hits poo poo. He's not that fast.

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN

Himuro posted:


It was fine for me. I can beat the driving mission on my first try each time I play VC.

Apply this with 3 Leaf Clover for everyone who enjoys it. Its an easy fun mission for me. I might have died once when I first played ever since then its just fun shootout

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

the_american_dream posted:

Apply this with 3 Leaf Clover for everyone who enjoys it. Its an easy fun mission for me. I might have died once when I first played ever since then its just fun shootout

Yeah I didn't have any trouble with that mission at all, and it was really fun. One of the few standouts among a lot of forgettable missions in that game.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Three Leaf Clover, the museum mission that they did in both of the expansions and the vanilla game, and the final mission are the only missions I remember from that game at all.

Jupiter Jazz
Jan 13, 2007

by sebmojo
I guess I'm just better at older GTA games. I'm not good at GTAIV at all, mostly because the controls drive me crazy.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Himuro posted:

I guess I'm just better at older GTA games. I'm not good at GTAIV at all, mostly because the controls drive me crazy.

Did you play on console or PC? I played on the 360 and didn't have a problem, control wise.

Jupiter Jazz
Jan 13, 2007

by sebmojo
360. Everything about the game is slow. It takes Niko five minutes to jack a car. It takes Niko 30 seconds to get off a wall.

The old GTA games may not have had perfect controls but they were fast.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
Although I guess I miss jumping while tapping L+R to see your guy dance in midair I definitely wouldnt trade GTA4s physics to go back to the old style. There is a trick to hotwire a car faster though, tap up/down or something? I dont know what you mean about the wall comment though, hit the cover button and youll instantly detach.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Tapping accelerate and brake while hotwiring a car makes it happen quicker. I never felt the game was all that slow, though. GTAIV was the first third person game to use the RAGE engine so it does have some rough spots, but most of those have been ironed out in other, newer games that use the engine.

UnknownMercenary
Nov 1, 2011

I LIKE IT
WAY WAY TOO LOUD


Going back to GTA4 from RDR makes the speed difference really noticeable. Camera movement feels sluggish, as does moving along/between cover, and the reticule gets weird when you swap between manual and automatic aim.

Jupiter Jazz
Jan 13, 2007

by sebmojo
I'm not talking about the hot wiring, I'm talking about the animations. If you jack a car from someone already in the vehicle, more often than not, Niko will spend like an hour getting into it when all that's necessary is punch in the driver's kisser.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Himuro posted:

I'm not talking about the hot wiring, I'm talking about the animations. If you jack a car from someone already in the vehicle, more often than not, Niko will spend like an hour getting into it when all that's necessary is punch in the driver's kisser.

But in the old games, the player/cops/pissed-off pedestrians never grabbed the door handle at the wrong time and got dragged along for an involuntary ride.

LA attack
Apr 5, 2009

...But Awesome Takes Practice
I'm looking for someone to do the "Fly the Co-Op" achievement on xbox live with tonight. Preferably two people. Anyone interested? Send me something on my GT: 'LA ATTACK'

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Himuro posted:

I'm not talking about the hot wiring, I'm talking about the animations. If you jack a car from someone already in the vehicle, more often than not, Niko will spend like an hour getting into it when all that's necessary is punch in the driver's kisser.
The longer we talk about this the longer the animation seems. Just an hour ago you said it only seemed like 5 minutes, now its an hour. Really it takes less than 5 seconds. Yes the title of the game is "steal cars" so I can understand your anger (I cant) but I think youre just complaining out of boredom: cars with people in them take less time to steal then empty cars.

Or just point your gun at the driver and they'll usually run out.

Jupiter Jazz
Jan 13, 2007

by sebmojo
Of course it's hyperbole, but the overall point is that the game is extremely slow. Hopefully GTAV is a more intuitive experience.

For reference, I'm talking about this:

http://youtu.be/w42BnrhYid4?t=5m41s

Not that one specific car jack animation, but the more elaborate ones, which take an upward of 10 or so seconds before I'm driving. I can appreciate the details, though.

Jupiter Jazz fucked around with this message at 07:37 on Feb 19, 2012

Heliotrope
Aug 17, 2007

You're fucking subhuman

Cage posted:

Or just point your gun at the driver and they'll usually run out.

I find they tend to either reverse really quickly or run you over, which while hilarious, requires you to find another car that's suitable.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



What animations play are tied to what weapon you have equipped at the time. So if you just want to punch them in the face and take their car, equip your fists before you jack the car.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Himuro posted:

Of course it's hyperbole, but the overall point is that the game is extremely slow. Hopefully GTAV is a more intuitive experience.

For reference, I'm talking about this:

http://youtu.be/w42BnrhYid4?t=5m41s

Not that one specific car jack animation, but the more elaborate ones, which take an upward of 10 or so seconds before I'm driving. I can appreciate the details, though.
I urge you to keep looking for the elaborate ones, because the one you linked takes less than 5 seconds. Intuitive doesn't mean the opposite of slow, either.

crazysim
May 23, 2004
I AM SOOOOO GAY
The animation/scenario I'm thinking of now involves the main character threatening the driver with a gun to their head while the driver slowly gets out of the car while two-star+ cops fire upon both of them and landing hits on the driver or Niko, or whoever.

Jupiter Jazz
Jan 13, 2007

by sebmojo

crazysim posted:

The animation/scenario I'm thinking of now involves the main character threatening the driver with a gun to their head while the driver slowly gets out of the car while two-star+ cops fire upon both of them and landing hits on the driver or Niko, or whoever.

This one.

Knives and Hot Dust
Feb 21, 2010

metal gear??!?
At that point if cops are after you just shoot the driver.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Or jack the car from the passenger side, Niko will just boot the driver out and you're done.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

crazysim posted:

The animation/scenario I'm thinking of now involves the main character threatening the driver with a gun to their head while the driver slowly gets out of the car while two-star+ cops fire upon both of them and landing hits on the driver or Niko, or whoever.
Does this only happen when the cops are on you? I just tried stealing cars for 10 minutes and the only time he aimed a gun was here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ysELPpWAtw

Knives and Hot Dust posted:

At that point if cops are after you just shoot the driver.
You dont even need to do that, just aim your gun at the driver and if youre close enough theyll stop and usually run. If you always shoot the driver they'll die with their foot on the gas sometimes and drive off.

edit: uploaded this because it was in my rendered folder and youtube has drag/drop uploading. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrEDPkCCqkc

Cage fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Feb 19, 2012

MikeRabsitch
Aug 23, 2004

Show us what you got, what you got
At some point in the game I eventually just started shooting out the driver window in parked cars so Niko would stop doing the "pull locked door handle...sidestep...smash elbow through window...swing around and unlock door" animation.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
^^^
my friend showed me that and I was so grateful for it.

crazysim posted:

The animation/scenario I'm thinking of now involves the main character threatening the driver with a gun to their head while the driver slowly gets out of the car while two-star+ cops fire upon both of them and landing hits on the driver or Niko, or whoever.

Yeah this animation is loving way too long. Especially since I think there is one where after its all said and done and the driver is out Nico bashes 'em in head for another second of "GODDAMNIT NICO GET IN THE loving CAR gently caress FUCKKKKK"

I only play with cheats in this game so I can only imagine how frustrating it is doing this and not being able to ~magic phone~ everything away.

My dad played this for the first time the other day and the first thing he did was shoot someone, go to get in a car and say, "GET IN THE CAR FASTER GODDAMNIT AHHHH". Then he died.

verbal enema fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Feb 20, 2012

donut
Feb 4, 2001

Himuro posted:

I'm not talking about the hot wiring, I'm talking about the animations. If you jack a car from someone already in the vehicle, more often than not, Niko will spend like an hour getting into it when all that's necessary is punch in the driver's kisser.
This is true, this is why I always try to steal from passenger side rather than driver's side, especially if cops are shooting at me. You're in the car and safe from fire, and the theft is faster since the driver just hops out. Having said that, I think it would be cool if in GTA5 you could get in passenger side, but the driver would either get out, refuse to cooperate until you kicked them out/shot them, or start driving erratically until you kicked them out/shot them.

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
I just hope there are no toll booths. They made driving from Bohan to East Island really annoying. I hope for GTAV, Rockstar just make some dick pun on FasTrak and assume every car has one.

Suran37
Feb 28, 2009

ElwoodCuse posted:

How is that possible? That race against that guy in VC is the worst GTA mission ever. Everything is stacked against you.

As a kid I could never beat that mission. I was awful at racing, you have a slower car, and like 4 stars if I remember correctly. That is as far as I ever made it in Vice City I'm pretty sure.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Suran37 posted:

As a kid I could never beat that mission. I was awful at racing, you have a slower car, and like 4 stars if I remember correctly. That is as far as I ever made it in Vice City I'm pretty sure.

If you were a kid you shouldn't have been playing an M rated game :colbert:

GyverMac
Aug 3, 2006
My posting is like I Love Lucy without the funny bits. Basically, WAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I gave up on GTA 4 on the 3 leaf clover mission aswell. On my second try Nico managed to trip his dumb self over (for no apparent reason), and roll into a roadside repair hole, only to get stuck, forever trapped in a screaming falling animation.

Philip J Fry
Apr 25, 2007

go outside and have a blast
I think I beat the VC driver mission on my first try, but it was on the PC and I had the frame limiter off which made decelerating almost instantaneous. You can just go balls-out until about 10' from a 90 degree corner, hit the brakes (or even just letting off the gas) and make the turn with ease. Strangely though, having the frame limiter off makes reverse all but impossible to use as it creeps along about 1 pixel per second and makes the slow-mo jump cameras take about 50x longer as well.

I just played both of IV's expansions again and the game's controls have not aged well at all. Any time you got into a gunfight in close quarters, it was impossible to aim and get line of sight at poo poo and you'd get stuck to walls and all sorts of other crap while being filled with lead. Looking at you, Snow Storm in the burned-out hospital. Red Dead's controls were exponentially better though and felt far more fluid and responsive. My only other gripe with IV is the Vaseline-Vision and horrible shadows (console version anyway.) Still loved the game and had a blast with it.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The Driver mission in VC was frustrating as loving hell the first time I played VC (when I was like 13). I think I finally ended up finishing it by ramming the opponent into a wall or traffic or something early on so I could get ahead and not have to worry about him catching up easily.

The other mission that frustrated me to no end was the one where you have to jump all the rooftops on a motorcycle to activate the spotlight. I remember I tried over and over again, and every time, I'd get to this one spot but miss the next loving jump and I'd have to start from a location that was several rooftops behind where I had gotten to. The time limit would always expire as a result of this.

I ended up giving up on the game altogether for something like 6 months. Then when I came back to it, I passed that mission on the first try :suicide:

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

The other mission that frustrated me to no end was the one where you have to jump all the rooftops on a motorcycle to activate the spotlight. I remember I tried over and over again, and every time, I'd get to this one spot but miss the next loving jump and I'd have to start from a location that was several rooftops behind where I had gotten to. The time limit would always expire as a result of this.

I ended up giving up on the game altogether for something like 6 months. Then when I came back to it, I passed that mission on the first try :suicide:

:ssh: Try using a helicopter next time, you just need to land at each checkpoint.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Spalec posted:

:ssh: Try using a helicopter next time, you just need to land at each checkpoint.

Haha well that was many years ago. I've beaten the game a few times since then, and I think I used a helicopter for that mission on at least one of my subsequent playthroughs.

I guess I just wasn't thinking out of the box the first time I did it, and the route they presented you with wasn't a very easy one.

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