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I believe the term is "wishful thinking".
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     I miss the JFSC. He kicked me out soooo many times.
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Feb 18, 2012 18:37
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Ahhh, the youthful Eric of yesteryear.
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GenoCanSing posted:This says it all, somehow.
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Feb 18, 2012 21:55
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GenoCanSing posted:Why is his keyboard so big?
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Feb 18, 2012 22:11
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The puppeteer hand in the background hanging over top of his head is just too loving surreal.
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Anyone happen to have hour 3 from 10-12-11 from the Nick and Artie show? Their XML feed has it linked to the following file which isn't on their servers: http://danpatrick.directv.com.edgesuite.net/NickArtie/10.12.11-hour-3-Nick-And-Artie.mp3 Viktor fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Feb 19, 2012 |
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Feb 19, 2012 20:42
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Just as I knew it would, the Nick and Artie show has become so good now that football season is over. Everyone listen to hour 3 of the Valentine Day's show for some hilarious ball busting between Nick and Artie and Kamal. There's very little sports talk now. When there is, it's nothing deep. The joke now comes from them talking to a Chicago NBA sports analyst who mentions Derrick Rose in a story and Artie saying "Yeah, that's great. Who's Derrick Rose?" Nick: "Coming up, we'll get the latest on whitney houston." Artie: "Well... she's dead officially" Nick: "Yeah, last time I checked, but who knows. Crazy things happen in hollywood." Kevin Frasier: "It's kind of a curse to be the biggest artist in the world" Artie: "Tell me about it." Artie: "Jpeg me a request and I'll put it into accounting." Nick: "This has been a bad black history month." Artie: "Name a good one." Artie: Things I'd rather do than get up at 9AM and watch the Chicago Blackhawks practice with Dan Falatto. Pass a kidney stone Find a hair in warm potato salad. Try to give myself oral sex.. again. Open for Carlos Mencia Tweet something Kamal: (After a few seconds of silence) Wow, it's like a lull came over here. Artie: Don't pretend like you don't recognize awkward silences. Nick: I hear Jeremy Lin's going aid one of the Knicks in the dunk contest. Artie: What's he going to do? Sew his sneakers? Nick: (Nervous laugh) Exactly, haha, I didn't want to say that. Artie: They're going to chain him to a white tiger and make him sew Stoudemire's uniform. Nick: I need a clean towel perfectly folded. Jeremy, get on that. Artie: Linsanity is dying down in New York. You can tell. They lose to the Hornets and he'll be on a slow boat to Guam.
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Feb 19, 2012 23:34
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Apparently you didn't see the sign outside? It says check the racism at the door.
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Feb 19, 2012 23:36
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I don't want to go out of the way to say this, but I truly believe women are as equal as men. *applause*
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Performula posted:Hey I might be going crazy, but during Sour Shoes's Valentines Day show ("Sour Shoes Love Song Extravaganza") it sounded like he was overlapping his character voices after one another. No joking, I'd love it if Sour Shoes sat in the studio for a day and did his Bababooey impression for an entire day (or week or lifetime). It's incredible. Edit: Regarding the Nick and Artie show, if I don't like sports, should I still bother listening? Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Feb 20, 2012 |
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Hamburglar posted:No joking, I'd love it if Sour Shoes sat in the studio for a day and did his Bababooey impression for an entire day (or week or lifetime). It's incredible. Yup. I don't give gently caress one about sports and I've become a fan. Artie is so--"bitter" isn't the word, but he's so caustic on the show that it's fantastic. Not an angry caustic, exactly, just Artie cutting people off at the knees with morbid glee. Nick I can take or leave. I imagine he squirms whenever someone calls and brings up an old Artie/Stern bit. Happens a lot.
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Hamburglar posted:No joking, I'd love it if Sour Shoes sat in the studio for a day and did his Bababooey impression for an entire day (or week or lifetime). It's incredible. Look up that hour I mentioned earlier on their site, Feb 14th Hour 3, and tell me what you think. There's zero sports talk so if you find Artie's humor funny, the answer is yes. Football's over. Baseball's over. Nick doesn't care about basketball or about any other sport. Artie claims to care about basketball but he doesn't know who Derrick Rose is and just recently found out that the Sonics aren't in the league anymore. Caller: What has Kamal been doing in the last 20 years? Artie: I tell you what he hasn't been doing: Cardio. Artie: Don't let the last 23 years fool you. This guy's talented. Artie: Nick knows how to handle a broad.
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I think the problem with the Nick and Artie and show is that they're both comedians, which is to say neither is really a broadcaster. More than once I've heard them bring up a current event or something from the news but never bother to explain the story for the audience. They get into their own discussions deeper and deeper and I have no idea what they're talking about until I google it. You'll notice on the Stern show (or any decent radio show) Howard will say "for those of you who don't know..." and then he'll give a synopsis of the story or play a clip of it before starting his rant. It's like Nick and Artie forget there is an audience and it's not just the two of them shooting the poo poo. That should be Communications 101.
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Former Human posted:I think the problem with the Nick and Artie and show is that they're both comedians, which is to say neither is really a broadcaster. More than once I've heard them bring up a current event or something from the news but never bother to explain the story for the audience. They get into their own discussions deeper and deeper and I have no idea what they're talking about until I google it. You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
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I suggest acquiring a through knowledge of Northeastern sports and Robert Shaw movies to achieve maximum Nick and Artie enjoyment.
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Thanks guys. I'll check out Nick and Artie, especially while the Stern show is on vacation.
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Hamburglar posted:Thanks guys. I'll check out Nick and Artie, especially while the Stern show is on vacation. Is Howard off this week, too? Edit: after looking around a bit, (the thread had fallen to the bottom of SFN, so I didn't see it at first) he is off today but back tomorrow. Agent Burt Macklin fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Feb 20, 2012 |
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Former Human posted:It's like Nick and Artie forget there is an audience and it's not just the two of them shooting the poo poo. And that's pretty much why the show works so well for me.
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Kelly posted:Is Howard off this week, too? I'm honestly surprised that Sirius isn't contractually obligated to give him both Washington's and Lincoln's birthday off.
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Szyznyk posted:I'm honestly surprised that Sirius isn't contractually obligated to give him both Washington's and Lincoln's birthday off. and Halloween and Valentines day and Flag day chiz fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Feb 21, 2012 |
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Feb 20, 2012 22:50
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Over at Dawgsaloon there have been have been a few news stories posted about Nick and Artie and how they were making Jeremy Lin jokes and also how they asked the listeners to call in with their own jokes. Here's one: http://www.beyondchron.org/news/index.php?itemid=9906 There's also a video on MSNBC: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3096434/#46436023 I wonder if Direct TV will give the guys any crap over this, seeing as the NY Post guy got fired. Although it is some good publicity.
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Feb 20, 2012 23:17
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porkfriedrice posted:There's also a video on MSNBC: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3096434/#46436023 I love how Ed points out the offensive fan image about the fortune cookie and then keeps it there for the full segment.
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Feb 21, 2012 00:10
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chiz posted:and Halloweed and Valentines day and Flag day Arbor Day
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anyone have a link for the time Robert Downey Jr was in the studio and Billy West was playing Red or someone, and was sexually harassing Robert? "Let's get silly with some beer" that one.
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Adam Levine's girlfriend to Howard: "I'm such a huge fan!" Robin Quivers: "OHHH THANNNK-YOOOOU!!!"
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Feb 21, 2012 15:06
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dyn posted:Adam Levine's girlfriend to Howard: "I'm such a huge fan!" I laughed at this too. And Howard discovered Maroon 5.
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Feb 21, 2012 15:11
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Adam Levine isn't in, is he? I'll take fifteen Lisa Lampinelli interviews before one with Adam Levine. He's got to be the least charismatic person alive.
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musclecoder posted:I laughed at this too. And Howard discovered Maroon 5. They've been in before. But yeah, it showcases Howard's proclivity to bands from the late 90s and early 2000s
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Does anyone have a picture of Shuli's wife? I'm watching the Artie Roast and Lisa Lampignelli brought up how hot she was. I just can't believe that he could get a certifiable hot chick.
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I feel stupid for asking this, but the caller Gonzo on the Nick & Artie Show is really Colin Quinn, right?
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DangerDummy! posted:I feel stupid for asking this, but the caller Gonzo on the Nick & Artie Show is really Colin Quinn, right? Sure sounds like him!
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porkfriedrice posted:Over at Dawgsaloon there have been have been a few news stories posted about Nick and Artie and how they were making Jeremy Lin jokes and also how they asked the listeners to call in with their own jokes. Okay, I'm going to start downloading the Nick and Artie show now. This is pretty funny. That plus the description of Artie as "caustic" mean I have to check things out. Thanks.
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DangerDummy! posted:I feel stupid for asking this, but the caller Gonzo on the Nick & Artie Show is really Colin Quinn, right? Peter North posted:Sure sounds like him! I feel stupid for not recognizing that.
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Feb 22, 2012 15:25
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I listened to that and it doesn't sound like Colin, I mean the guy just rambles on and is boring.
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Feb 22, 2012 16:51
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chiz posted:I listened to that and it doesn't sound like Colin, I mean the guy just rambles on and is boring. Colin shudders briefly as this punchline floats over his grave.
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Feb 22, 2012 19:29
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I tried watching Quinn's one man show when HBO had it on heavy rotation and it was hacky as gently caress.
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chiz posted:I listened to that and it doesn't sound like Colin, I mean the guy just rambles on and is boring. You are one sarcastic son of a bitch. I think.
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Haha jesus, Robin sent $2000 to some email scammer in Europe thinking it was Artie's sister. What a maroon.
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