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grover
Jan 23, 2002

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pkells posted:

Oh sweet, a $150 million 5th gen fighter that will light up any enemy's radar screen.
It's dual purposes- stealthy door-buster when it needs to be, and capable bomb truck when it doesn't.

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Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

F-22 has removable wing pylons too, and the F-35 is going to be bomb trucking with full air superiority most of the time anyway if our last few conflicts tell us anything.

Not sure why that flexibility can be considered a bad thing.

Space Gopher
Jul 31, 2006

BLITHERING IDIOT AND HARDCORE DURIAN APOLOGIST. LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SHIT DON'T STINK EVEN THOUGH WE ALL KNOW IT DOES BECAUSE I'M SUPER CULTURED.

Throatwarbler posted:

So the F35 can carry external stores. Suck it haters. :smug:




Man, the standards for the F-35 have really dropped if the best "suck it haters" post you can muster is "look, it's managed to do something that warplanes have been doing for 80+ years."

Cygni posted:

Not sure why that flexibility can be considered a bad thing.

:10bux: and development time.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Space Gopher posted:

:10bux: and development time.

The only external stores the Raptor can carry are external ferry tanks...because of :10bux: and development time.

Great, it's flexible (given enough time and money anything can be flexible), but if a large part of its mission is being an unstealthy bomb truck in permissive airspace, why the gently caress are we buying a "stealthy" fighter to "flexibly" do that instead of buying more new build legacy fighters (which is what we're having to do any-loving-way because the JSF is so far behind schedule that the services have no other choice...witness the Super Bugs the Navy is buying and the upgraded Viper program the AF is going with).

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
EDIT: ^^^ EXACTLY

pkells posted:

Oh sweet, a $150 million 5th gen fighter that will light up any enemy's radar screen.

Word. Not a hater but still can't believe this plane has one loving engine and costs almost as much as a Raptor.

Boomerjinks
Jan 31, 2007

DINO DAMAGE

Styles Bitchley posted:


still can't believe this plane has one loving engine

I'm really new to the in-depth understanding of military hardware that sooo many of you guys have (seriously, I've re-read this thread like 4 times, it's loving great), but isn't the "only one engine" argument just an impotent leftover from the original fighter mafia?

Or is the F-16 a flame-out-prone deathtrap that has been kept hidden from the public eye?

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
My comment was related to component and systems cost, not performance or safety.

Boomerjinks
Jan 31, 2007

DINO DAMAGE
I understand now, I misread that. :doh:

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Advent Horizon posted:

How about launching them? Can it do that?

Ouch. :iceburn:

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

Boomerjinks posted:

I'm really new to the in-depth understanding of military hardware that sooo many of you guys have (seriously, I've re-read this thread like 4 times, it's loving great), but isn't the "only one engine" argument just an impotent leftover from the original fighter mafia?

Or is the F-16 a flame-out-prone deathtrap that has been kept hidden from the public eye?

Dual engines was a requirement for the Navy for a long time (if you go down on land, you can sit by the plane until help comes or run away as required, if you go down in the ocean it's a different matter). It's the same thinking that led to the trijets of the 70s and 80s. Now things are pretty safe, and you can get by with just two engines for passenger aviation and one should be enough for fighters.

When it comes to the future of military aviation, it's all pretty pointless, because there's increasingly no reason to design an aircraft around a bag of meat. Five engines or one or just a glider with solar cells, we're going to see some weird stuff. Though drone on drone warfare without the limitations of G-forces does suggest some interesting dogfights in upcoming theaters of war.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Lightbulb Out posted:

Is it just me, or do those look photoshopped?

*edit: might just be the low quality and weird angles

No, if it was photoshopped there would be like 20 F-35s clone stamped over the picture :downsrim: (or 20 missiles)

benito posted:

Dual engines was a requirement for the Navy for a long time (if you go down on land, you can sit by the plane until help comes or run away as required, if you go down in the ocean it's a different matter). It's the same thinking that led to the trijets of the 70s and 80s. Now things are pretty safe, and you can get by with just two engines for passenger aviation and one should be enough for fighters.

Yep, additionally FADECs have matured quite a bit as well, making depending on a single engine flying over the ocean blue a little bit safer.

Boomerjinks posted:

Or is the F-16 a flame-out-prone deathtrap that has been kept hidden from the public eye?

There is a clip of a F-16 literally tumbling out of the sky after its avionics completely fail. One minute it's flying, the next it's tumbling like ragweed because all flight control went poof and it has no inherent aerodynamic stability. I think just due to the sheer number of F-16s, there have been quite a few mishaps. I think F-16.net has this chart showing the fate of all known F-16 hulls (active, reserve/mothball, destroyed, etc).

Octoduck
Feb 8, 2006

Rudy had heart,
but he still sucked.

movax posted:

Yep, additionally FADECs have matured quite a bit as well, making depending on a single engine flying over the ocean blue a little bit safer.

Still, I can assure you there are not too many Navy pilots excited about the prospect of a single engine aircraft.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

iyaayas01 posted:

The only external stores the Raptor can carry are external ferry tanks...because of :10bux: and development time.

Great, it's flexible (given enough time and money anything can be flexible), but if a large part of its mission is being an unstealthy bomb truck in permissive airspace, why the gently caress are we buying a "stealthy" fighter to "flexibly" do that instead of buying more new build legacy fighters (which is what we're having to do any-loving-way because the JSF is so far behind schedule that the services have no other choice...witness the Super Bugs the Navy is buying and the upgraded Viper program the AF is going with).

It's almost like it would've made more sense to spend a few billion on a dedicated fighter to give us air supremacy instead so we could just operate cheap ugly bomb trucks with impunity.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

movax posted:

There is a clip of a F-16 literally tumbling out of the sky after its avionics completely fail. One minute it's flying, the next it's tumbling like ragweed because all flight control went poof and it has no inherent aerodynamic stability. I think just due to the sheer number of F-16s, there have been quite a few mishaps. I think F-16.net has this chart showing the fate of all known F-16 hulls (active, reserve/mothball, destroyed, etc).

I've ever seen that video, but I'll be searching for it. But yes, they lose a lot more airframes not just because there are so many more, but because it takes so much less. F-15s lose engines too, but they can still make it home.

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL
I mentioned this upthread, but I suspect the Navy prejudice against single engines is a recent thing, and probably specifically against being stuck with the LWF.

The A-7 and F-8 were some of the safest per-sortie aircraft in the Vietnam conflict, and they weren't flying safe missions. The A-4 lost a lot of airframes, but I don't know that a second engine would have helped that.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Godholio posted:

It's almost like it would've made more sense to spend a few billion on a dedicated fighter to give us air supremacy instead so we could just operate cheap ugly bomb trucks with impunity.

Huh, so what you're saying is a hi/lo mix with the hi component being a dedicated LO supercruising air dominance machine and the lo being upgraded new build non-LO legacy platforms...it's almost like we've done something like this before...

Slo-Tek posted:

I mentioned this upthread, but I suspect the Navy prejudice against single engines is a recent thing, and probably specifically against being stuck with the LWF.

The A-7 and F-8 were some of the safest per-sortie aircraft in the Vietnam conflict, and they weren't flying safe missions. The A-4 lost a lot of airframes, but I don't know that a second engine would have helped that.

Along this lines, Naval Aviation existed for almost 40 years before it got it's first twin engine carrier aircraft (F7F). Granted, that isn't an entirely fair comparison because that was during a period of time where losing 100 aircraft in the course of one strike was just a sort of bad day but situation normal for wartime whereas nowadays losing more than a couple on one day of a war would cause a collective freakout, but still.

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry


iyaayas01 posted:

Along this lines, Naval Aviation existed for almost 40 years before it got it's first twin engine carrier aircraft (F7F).

Wikipedia posted:

All this was bought at the cost of heavy weight and a high landing speed, but what caused the aircraft to fail carrier suitability trials was poor directional stability with only one engine operational...

That twin engine argument keeps looking better and better.

The Navy has flown thousands of single engine jets already. Are twins better? Yeah, of course. Are they strictly necessary? Nope.

Also, why do the Marines need fighters? Can't we keep the bad planes off them enough with two other military arms? It seems like the Warthog is more of what they need. Or gunships.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Because they somehow believe they'll be conducting the initial stages of combat in an advanced IADS environment without Air Force or Navy support. :rolleyes:

Actually, it's because the AV-8 needed to be replaced and in the modern political arena Congress would rather spend hundreds of millions of dollars on a plane they don't need than almost as much on a unique design that actually fits the mission. Because it's the same same plane as the AF and Navy we have parts commonality. :downs:



The Marines weren't going to get their own plane. I don't blame them for jumping on the F-35 bandwagon.

Edit: Hello table breakage.

Nerobro
Nov 4, 2005

Rider now with 100% more titanium!

movax posted:

There is a clip of a F-16 literally tumbling out of the sky after its avionics completely fail. One minute it's flying, the next it's tumbling like ragweed because all flight control went poof and it has no inherent aerodynamic stability.

That's actually something that gets really interesting about the F-16. They got away without a variable geometry intake by using the nose shockwave to adjust the geometry of the chin intake. The plane actually becomes positively stable above mach, as the COL moves rearward.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Linedance posted:

no liquids over 100ml.

it is frozen sauce with meat.
Actually, frozen stuff is explicitely allowed.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

iyaayas01 posted:

The only external stores the Raptor can carry are external ferry tanks...because of :10bux: and development time.

F-22 is certified to carry amraam external, two per pylon, for a total of 8 if need be.



I still support buying as many F-35s as we can because if we've learned anything, it's that developing new fighters is loving expensive, and the chances that congress will EVER give the military a new manned fighter in our lifetimes is basically zero.

Buy em while you can, you will never get them again, and they better last and be as good and flexible as you can get because who knows what unmanned air to air will look like.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Nerobro posted:

That's actually something that gets really interesting about the F-16. They got away without a variable geometry intake by using the nose shockwave to adjust the geometry of the chin intake. The plane actually becomes positively stable above mach, as the COL moves rearward.

I did not know that, that's pretty neat that aerodynamic stability changes between flight regimes. Impressive design considering it began in the early 70s, with computing power still somewhat in its infancy. The commercial Intel 8080 launched in 1974.

Also, I discovered that there's conspiracy theories about Denver International today. :catstare:

Understeer
Sep 14, 2004

Now with more front end grip.

Advent Horizon posted:

That twin engine argument keeps looking better and better.

Not responding to you specifically, but there's some interesting reading on twin engine aircraft and the Navy here: http://thanlont.blogspot.com/2010/11/one-if-by-land-two-if-by-sea.html

The whole blog is good for the aviation nut.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

movax posted:

Also, I discovered that there's conspiracy theories about Denver International today. :catstare:
Just goes to show you can find a conspiracy theory in anything if you look for one.

Ninja Edit:

This might be interesting to you too:

http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4194
http://skeptoid.com/audio/skeptoid-4194.mp3 <-- Podcast

Nerobro
Nov 4, 2005

Rider now with 100% more titanium!

movax posted:

I did not know that, that's pretty neat that aerodynamic stability changes between flight regimes. Impressive design considering it began in the early 70s, with computing power still somewhat in its infancy. The commercial Intel 8080 launched in 1974.

Also, I discovered that there's conspiracy theories about Denver International today. :catstare:
IIRC the plane originally flew with an "analog" computer. And the planes that departed controlled flight had those. I'm not aware of any modern f-16's having a flight control failure due to a computer packing it up.

ManifunkDestiny
Aug 2, 2005
THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THE SEAHAWKS IS RUSSELL WILSON'S TAINT SWEAT

Seahawks #1 fan since 2014.

movax posted:

There is a clip of a F-16 literally tumbling out of the sky after its avionics completely fail. One minute it's flying, the next it's tumbling like ragweed because all flight control went poof and it has no inherent aerodynamic stability.

Wait where?

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL
Good article/interview on the development of the F-16. It is old, but so is the F-16

http://www.codeonemagazine.com/article.html?item_id=37

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Nerobro posted:

IIRC the plane originally flew with an "analog" computer. And the planes that departed controlled flight had those. I'm not aware of any modern f-16's having a flight control failure due to a computer packing it up.

Ah, that would make more sense. There's a small arguement between Intel or LSI (I think) having the "first microcomputer", with the latter's claim being a processor for the F-14.

ManifunkDestiny posted:

Wait where?

I don't recall where, but it seems to be IR/HUD footage from a training flight, and in less than 20 seconds, this F-16 goes from graceful flight to tumbling through the sky, you see the pilot punch out and then it hits the ground. IIRC, the cpation/description indicated full power-loss, or loss of flight control as the cause.

Tsuru
May 12, 2008

ManifunkDestiny posted:

Wait where?
Not sure if this is what he is talking about, but it is a video of an F-16 entering a spin during a dogfight. I'm not even sure if a failure of the flight control system is what is needed to get an F-16 to spin, but I'm sure someone can fill in the blanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0XP-ULK2gM

e: no crash in this one, but recovery to normal flight.

Tsuru fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Feb 22, 2012

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Slo-Tek posted:

I mentioned this upthread, but I suspect the Navy prejudice against single engines is a recent thing, and probably specifically against being stuck with the LWF.

The A-7 and F-8 were some of the safest per-sortie aircraft in the Vietnam conflict, and they weren't flying safe missions. The A-4 lost a lot of airframes, but I don't know that a second engine would have helped that.

I'm really on the fence as to whether or not a single-engine fighter is appropriate in this day and age. Sure, a multi-engine aircraft is larger, more complicated and more expensive, but with the exorbitant cost of any modern military aircraft driving down the number of airframes purchased, having a second engine is an insurance policy, of sorts. No matter how much redundancy is built into the engines and systems of a single-engine fighter, there is still a greatly increased risk of a single-point failure causing the loss of the aircraft; after all, if the engine fails in a single, that's it. At least with a multi-engine aircraft, you have the option of shutting down the bad engine and continuing on to a safe place to land.

It's one thing for an F-16 to be lost due to an engine failure; there are so many of them parked up in the boneyard that replacing it isn't much of an issue. With a $120 million F-35, on the other hand, that kind of loss is really hard to take, especially considering that here in Canada, we're going to be purchasing the bare minimum number required in the first place.

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry


MrChips posted:

It's one thing for an F-16 to be lost due to an engine failure; there are so many of them parked up in the boneyard that replacing it isn't much of an issue. With a $120 million F-35, on the other hand, that kind of loss is really hard to take, especially considering that here in Canada, we're going to be purchasing the bare minimum number required in the first place.

More like the bare minimum minus a few for budget cuts.

There will probably be more fighter jets in private hands at the Reno Air Races.

Mobius1B7R
Jan 27, 2008

movax posted:

Ah, that would make more sense. There's a small arguement between Intel or LSI (I think) having the "first microcomputer", with the latter's claim being a processor for the F-14.


I don't recall where, but it seems to be IR/HUD footage from a training flight, and in less than 20 seconds, this F-16 goes from graceful flight to tumbling through the sky, you see the pilot punch out and then it hits the ground. IIRC, the cpation/description indicated full power-loss, or loss of flight control as the cause.

I think you may be thinking of the Goshawk that ingested a bird. You clearly hear him punch out and watch as the plane plows into the ground.

grover
Jan 23, 2002

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MrChips posted:

I'm really on the fence as to whether or not a single-engine fighter is appropriate in this day and age. Sure, a multi-engine aircraft is larger, more complicated and more expensive, but with the exorbitant cost of any modern military aircraft driving down the number of airframes purchased, having a second engine is an insurance policy, of sorts.
Hasn't the reliability of modern turbofans increased by orders of magnitude, to the point where a single modern engine is more reliable than two 1970s era turbofans?

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

grover posted:

Hasn't the reliability of modern turbofans increased by orders of magnitude, to the point where a single modern engine is more reliable than two 1970s era turbofans?

The reliability of modern turbofan engines is maybe one order of magnitude better than those of the 1970s. Currently, the civilian inflight shutdown rate for turbofan engines is roughly 1 per 100,000 flying hours, averaged across all types. Military engines are inherently both more complicated and more heavily stressed than civilian engines, so I imagine the IFSD rate is quite a bit higher.

Currently, the RCAF (kind of neat it's called that again) has 77 CF-18s, flying approximately 250 hours per year per aircraft. Assuming a similar number of flying hours, we will be flying the F-35 about 300 hours per year per aircraft. Assuming that the F135 engine has achieved a level of reliability comparable to the civilian world (which it won't), there will be roughly 1 IFSD every 5 years across the fleet, which will almost certainly result in the loss of an aircraft. Assuming once again that we will fly these aircraft for 35 years (as we did for the CF-18), we're going to lose a minimum of 7 F-35s to engine failures over the life of the program.

Tremblay
Oct 8, 2002
More dog whistles than a Petco

grover posted:

Hasn't the reliability of modern turbofans increased by orders of magnitude, to the point where a single modern engine is more reliable than two 1970s era turbofans?

I'd think so. Follow up: What is better than one highly reliable engine?

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

Tremblay posted:

I'd think so. Follow up: What is better than one highly reliable engine?

Two engines double the chance of a failure

grover
Jan 23, 2002

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Found a fantastic story looking for turbofan reliability numbers, and thought I'd share:

Oyster posted:

Greetings Slacker Landlubbers (except for you Dell) Hey, I felt the need to share with you all the exciting night I had on the 23rd. It has nothing to do with me wanting to talk about me and it has everything to do with sharing what will no doubt become a better story as the years go by. So....

...There I was. Manned up a hot seat for the 2030 launch about 500 miles north of Hawaii. (insert visions of "The Shore Bird" and many mai tais here) Spotted just forward of the nav pole and eventually taxied off toward the island where I do a 180 and get spotted to be the first one off cat I. (insert foreboding music here) There's another Hornet from our sister squadron parked rear end over the track about a quarter of the way down the cat.


Eventually he gets a move on and they lower my launch bar and start the launch cycle. All systems are go on the runup and after waiting the requisite 5 seconds or so to make sure my flight controls are good to go (you know, there's a lot to be said for good old cables and pulleys), I turn on my lights. As is my habit I shift my eyes to the catwalk and watch the deck edge dude and as he starts his routine of looking left, then right, I put my head back. I hate to say this but the Hornet cat shot is pretty impressive - equivalent I would say to a gassed up K. (You agree Gato?)

As the cat fires, I stage the blowers and am along for the ride. Just prior to the end of the stroke there's a huge flash and a simultaneous boom! and my world is in turmoil. My little pink body is doing 145 knots or so and is 100 feet above the Black Pacific. And there it stays - except for the knot package, which decreases to 140 knots.

Somewhere in here I raised my gear which is interesting since it is not a Hornet "off the cat" boldface. It is however, if I recall correctly, an Intruder boldface. Oops!

The throttles aren't going any farther forward despite my Schwarzzenegerian efforts to make them do so. From out of the ether I hear a voice say one word: "Jettison." Roger that! A nanosecond later my two drops and single MER - about 4500 pounds in all - are Black Pacific bound. The airplane leapt up a bit but not enough. I'm now about a mile in front of the boat at 160 feet and fluctuating from 135 to 140 knots.

The next comment that comes out of the ether is another one-worder: "Eject!" I'm still flying so I respond, "Not yet, I've still got it." Our procedures call for us to intercept on speed which is 8.1 alpha and I'm fluctuating from about 8 1/2 to 11 or so.

Finally, at 4 miles I take a peek at my engine instruments and notice my left engine doesn't match the right. (funny how quick glimpses at instruments get burned into your brain) The left rpm is at 48% even though I'm still doing the Ah-Nold thing. I bring it back to mil.

About now I get another "Eject!" call. "Nope, still flying." Deputy Cag was watching and the further I got from the boat, the lower I looked. At 5 1/2 miles I asked tower to please get the helo headed my way as I truly thought I was going to be shelling out. At some point I thought it would probably be a good idea to start dumping some gas. As my hand reached down for the dump switch I actually remembered that we have a NATOPS prohibition regarding dumping while in burner. After a second or two I decided, "gently caress that" and turned them on. (Major "Big Wave" Dave Leppelmeier joined on me at one point and told me later that I had a 60 foot roman candle going) At 7 miles I eventually started a (very slight) climb. A little breathing room.

CATCC chimes in with a downwind heading and I'm like: "Ooh. Good idea and throw down my hook." Eventually I get headed downwind at 900 feet and ask for a rep. While waiting I shut down the left engine. In short order I hear Scott "Fuzz" McClure's voice. I tell him the following: "OK Fuzz, my gear's up, my left motor's off and I'm only able to stay level with min blower. Every time I pull it to mil I start about a hundred feet per minute down."

I just continue trucking downwind trying to stay level and keep dumping. I think I must have been in blower for about fifteen minutes. At ten miles or so I'm down to 5000 pounds of gas and start a turn back toward the ship. Don't intend to land but don't want to get too far away. Of course as soon I as I start in an angle of bank I start dropping like a stone so I end up doing a 5 mile circle around the ship.



Fuzz is reading me the single engine rate of climb numbers from the PCL based on temperature, etc. It doesn't take us long to figure out that things aren't adding up. One of the things I learned in the RAG was that the Hornet is a perfectly good single engine aircraft. It flies great on one motor. So why the gently caress do I need blower to stay level!?

By this time I'm talking to Fuzz (CATCC) , Deputy (turning on the flight deck) and CAG who's on the bridge with the Captain. We decide that the thing to do is climb to three thousand feet and dirty up to see if I'm going to have any excess power and will be able to shoot an approach.

I get headed downwind, go full burner on my remaining motor and eventually make it to 2000 feet before leveling out below a scattered layer of puffies. There's a half a moon above which was really, really cool. Start a turn back toward the ship and when I get pointed in the right direction I throw the gear down and pull the throttle out of AB. Remember that flash/boom! that started this little tale? Repeat it here. Holy gently caress!

I jam it back into AB and after three or four huge compressor stalls and accompanying decel the right motor comes back. I'm thinking my blood pressure was probably up there about now and for the first time I notice that my mouth feels like a San Joaquin summer. (That would be hot and loving dusty for those of you who haven't come to visit) I may have said "poo poo!" on the radio here but haven't listened to the full tape yet and it could have been "gently caress!"

This next part is great. You know those stories about guys who deadstick crippled airplanes away from orphanages and puppy stores and stuff and get all this great media attention? Well, at this point I'm looking at the picket ship at my left 11 at about two miles and I say on departure freq to no one inparticular, "You need to have the picket ship hang a left right now. I think I'm gonna be outta here in a second." I said it very calmly but with meaning.

The LSO's said that the picket immediately started pitching out of the fight. Ha! I scored major points with the heavies afterwards for this. Anyway, it's funny how your mind works in these situations.


OK, so I'm dirty and I get it back level and pass a couple miles up the starboard side of the ship. I'm still in min blower and my state is now about 2500 pounds. Hmmm. I hadn't really thought about running out of gas. I muster up the nads to pull it out of blower again and sure enough...flash, BOOM! You gotta be making GBS threads me.

I'm thinking that I'm gonna end up punching and tell Fuzz at this point "Dude, I really don't want to do this again." Don't think everyone else got it but he said he chuckled.

I leave it in mil and it seems to settle out. Eventually discover that even the tiniest throttle movements cause the flash/boom thing to happen so I'm trying to be as smooth as I can.

I'm downwind a couple miles when CAG comes up and says "Oyster, we're going to rig the barricade." Remember, CAG's up on the bridge watching me fly around doing blower donuts in the sky and he's thinking I'm gonna run outta JP-5 too.

By now I've told everyone who's listening that there a better than average chance that I'm going to be ejecting - the helo bubbas, god bless 'em, have been following me around this entire time.

I continue downwind and again, sounding more calm than I probably was, call paddles. "Paddles, you up." "Go ahead" replies LT "Max" Stout, one of our CAG LSO's. "Max, I probably know most of it but you wanna shoot me the barricade brief?"


(Insert long pause here. After the fact Max told me they went from expecting me to eject to me asking for the barricade brief in about a minute and he was hyperventilating. He was awesome on the radio though, just the kind of voice you'd want to hear in this situation.)

He gives me the brief and at nine miles I say, "If I turn now will it be up when I get there? I don't want to have to go around again."

"It's going up now Oyster, go ahead and turn."

"Turning in, say final bearing."

"063" replies the voice in CATCC. (Another number I remember - go figure)

OK, we're on a four degree glideslope and I'm at 800 feet or so. I intercept glideslope at about a mile and three quarters and pull power. Flash/boom. Add power out of fear. Going high. Pull power. Flash/boom. Add power out of fear. Going higher.

(Flashback to LSO school....All right class, today's lecture will be on the single engine barricade approach. Remember, the one place you really, really don't want to be is high. Are there any questions? Yes, you can go play golf now.)

The PLAT video is most excellent as each series of flash/booms shows up nicely along with the appropiate reflections on the water. "Flats" Jensen, our other CAG paddles is backing up and as I start to set up a higher than desired sink rate he hits the "Eat At Joe's" lights. Very timely too.

With visions of the A-3 dancing in my head I stroke AB and cross the flight deck with my right hand on the stick and my left thinking about the little yellow and black handle between my legs. No worries. I cleared that sucker by at least ten feet.


By the way my state at the ball call was 1.1. As I slowly climb out I say, again to no one in particular, "I can do this."

Max and Flats heard this and told me later it made them feel much better about my state of mind. I'm in blower still and CAG says, "Turn downwind."

Again, good idea. After I get turned around he says, "Oyster, this is gonna be your last look so turn in again as soon as you're comfortable."

I'm at 800 feet and hook myself at 2.8 (remember this number as I will subtract .1 every couple years until I reach the point where I say, "It was HUGE, I flew the DAY pattern!)

I lose about 200 feet in the turn and like a total dumbshit I look out as I get on centerline and that night thing about feeling high gets me and I descend further to 400 feet. I got kinda pissed at myself then as I realized I would now be intercepting the four degree glideslope in the loving middle. No poo poo fellas, flash/boom every several seconds all the way down. Last look at my gas was 600-and-some pounds at a mile and a half.

"Where am I on the glideslope Max" I ask ask and hear a calm "Roger Ball." I know I'm low because the ILS is waaay up there and I call "Clara." Can't remember what the response was but by now the ball's shooting up from the depths. I start flying it and before I get a chance to spot the deck I hear "Cut, cut, cut!"

I'm really glad I was a paddles for so long because my mind said to me "Do what he says Oyster" and I pulled it back to idle. The reason I mention this is that I felt like I was a LONG loving WAYS OUT THERE - if you know what I mean. (My hook hit 11 Oyster paces from the ramp, as I discovered during FOD walkdown today.)

The rest is pretty tame. I hit the deck, skipped the one, the two and snagged the three and rolled into the barricade about a foot right of centerline. Once stopped my vocal chords involuntarily yelled "Victory!" on button 2 (the 14 guys who were listening in marshal said it was pretty cool. After the fact I wish I had done the Austin Powers' "Yeah Baby!" thing.)


The lights came up and off to my right there must have been a ga-zillion cranials. Paddles said that with me shut down you could hear a huge cheer across the flight deck. I open the canopy and start putting my poo poo in my helmet bag and the first guy I see is our FDC, huge guy named Chief Richards and he gives me the coolest look and then two thumbs up. I will remember it forever. Especially since I'm the Maintenance Officer.

The first guy up the boarding ladder is CAG Paddles. I will tell you what he said over beers someday. It was priceless and in my mind one for the ages.

I climb down and people are gathering around patting me on the back when one of the boat's crusty yellow-shirt chiefs interrupts and says, "Gentlemen, great job but fourteen of your good buddies are still up there and we need to get them aboard." Again, priceless.

So there you have it fellas. Here I sit with my little pink body in a ready room chair on the same tub I did my first cruise in 10 years and 7 months ago. And I thought it was exciting back then!

P.S. You're probably wondering what made my motors poo poo themselves and I almost forgot to tell you. Remember the scene with the foreboding music? When they taxied that last Hornet - the one that was rear end over the cat track - they forgot to remove a section or two of the cat seal. The board's not finished yet but it's a done deal.

As the shuttle came back it removed the cat seal which went down both motors during the stroke. Again, good video for someday over beers. Left engine N1 basically quit even though the motor is in pretty good shape. It was producing no thrust and during the waveoff one of the LSO's saw "about thirty feet" of black rubber hanging off the left side of the airplane. The whole left side, including inside the intake is basically black where the rubber was beating on it in the breeze. The right motor, the one that kept running, has 340 major hits to all stages. The compressor section is trashed and best of all, it had two pieces of the cat seal - one about 2 feet and the other about 4 feet long, sticking out of the first stage and into the intake. God Bless General Electric!

By the way, ECAMS data showed that I was fat - had 380 pounds of gas when I shut down. Again, remember this number as in ten years it will surely be FUMES MAN, FUMES I TELL YOU!

Look forward to getting to stage five with you all someday soon. Oyster out.

Gents, Hope this isn't too late but wanted to ask you all to do me a favor and be judicious about if and to whom you forward the email I sent you all about my experience on the 23rd. Tried to caveat it with the fact that I had no intention of it being a "me, me, me" type story but just a good story I wanted to share with you all. I read it over last evening and am concerned that a couple of things I said will be taken out of context by people who don't know me and as a result will be misunderstood. In particular I made some moronic comment about "the heavies" digging the fact that I suggested to move the picket ship. The fact is I really thought that I was going to punch and it could have happend. The picket was dutifully right at a mile or two in Connie's wake and - same as in the overhead stack - I have no faith in the "big sky, little airplane" or in this case, "big ocean, little airplane" theory. I always go through my "emergency off the cat" procedures in my head when I'm behind the JBD and did so in this case as well but the fact is that without a couple of great calls from the tower and from some guys on deck things might have been different. I know I mentioned them in the email but the "jettison" call was key and, after listening to the tape, it's the boss who suggests that I start dumping. I was on stem power and just staring at vsi, airspeed and radalt for the first four to five miles off the cat. These guys deserve a tremendous amount of credit for helping me out. I think I probably should have chopped out a couple of the "f" words too but at the time I didn't think about the email I sent you making the rounds.

Anyway, I just wanted to clear things up a bit. I think you all know me well enough to realize that I'm a pretty humble dude. I'd be lying if I said it didn't feel great to be able to bring this jet back but I also realize that it could have been anyone in the squadron - or air wing for that matter - that this happened to. It just happened to be me. If you forwarded my original one to anyone and feel the need to forward this one too I would not be opposed. Thanks dudes. You fu...er...guys still owe me beers though. Oyster.

grover fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Feb 23, 2012

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

ACHTUNG ZEPPELIN! II: WE ALL FLOAT UP HERE
The Story of Airships in the First World War

Last time, we ended on Peter Strasser, the new Commander of airships. In the year since his appointment, Strasser had worked hard, launching a crash training program for new airship crews. Using airships from DELAG and personnel from the Zeppelin company, he had managed to restart the training process that the L1 and L2 disasters had interrupted. He had also done quite a lot building up the Navy airship base at Nordholz. Still, he had quite a headwind when war was declared in August 1914. The Navy had precisely one airship in operation, L 3, and the Imperial army was using its political clout to take airship-related resources originally going to Strasser's force. While Strasser had one airship in service, the army had now eleven.


L 3, the lone Navy Zeppelin, going into a Hanger.

That headwind, however, was about to become a tailwind, and Strasser was soon to float over almost more resources than he knew what to do with. As to why this happened, we must return to the other point I left off with: the Imperial Navy was doomed to passivity.

(If you are just here for all the “Captain Strasser and the Sky-Masters of Nuremberg” stuff you can feel free to skip this next bit. It's a lot more, well...)

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Captain Strasser and the Sky-Masters of Nuremberg Attend Meetings and Write Memos to Each Other

The reason why the Navy found itself rudderless now that war was declared is the fault of this man:


Kaiser Wilhelm II. Warning: not as competent as he looks.

The Kaiser many years ago had embarked Germany on a costly arms race with Britain, building a mighty surface fleet to challenge the Royal Navy. This, historians agree, was a terrible idea, as you don't fight the enemy where they most want to be fought. By the time World War One arrived, the Germans had a fleet of battleships and dreadnoughts second to none – except the Royal Navy, who still greatly outnumbered them. To make matters worse, no one in the Naval high command had any idea what to do if war actually happened between Britain and Germany. This was also the Kaiser's fault. The head of both the Army and the Navy, the Kaiser was content to let the Army's brilliant set of staff officers do the real planning. With the Navy; in contrast, the Kaiser continually reserved all important decisions for himself, despite the fact that he didn't really have the intellect or the time to give them his full attention. The result was a service that was very well equipped, but one utterly without direction as to what to do if the storm-clouds over Europe actually broke into war.

Shortly after war was declared, the Kaiser set all things right by decreeing:

1. We should not risk our very valuable battleships.
2. We should send out small amounts of our less valuable ships to attack small patrols of the British navy, slowly wearing them down. We should also do a lot of mining.
3. Because both of these require lots of scouting, this means we need more airships.


Somebody had noticed that a cruiser took around 2 years to complete, while a Zeppelin only took six weeks. This meant that this new demand for scouting was to be met with airships. So, about a month into the conflict the airship building projects suddenly became a top national priority. This building project was also necessary because the Army had managed to burn through all but one of its Zeppelins in that month. They had been used for scouting, bombing, and (hang onto your hats, Warthog fans) close infantry support, which I think we all can agree is the worst conceivable use for a hydrogen airship. At any rate, they were all destroyed or seriously damaged, save one.

A high officer on the Naval staff, Konteradmiral Behncke, had also launched a campaign to use the Zeppelins as a bomber against Britain. He met significant resistance from this man:



first on the basis that the war would be over presently anyway (to be strictly fair to die Kaiser, this was a belief held by everyone on all sides in the first month of so of war) and later, well, for less sound reasons. (Back to that in a minute.) As the war continued ,and the German Army retreated to the positions that would become the western front, the mood changed in Germany from euphoria to anxiety, both with the German public and with high command. The idea of 'punishing that nation of shopkeepers' with airships suddenly became a popular cause in newspapers, which made the Navy take the idea seriously. Weirdly, nether the Zeppelin company nor most of high command seem to have considered this idea before, even though the British had been demonstrating a keen anxiety about it for years. Still, some people were ontop of things: when the Navy requested from Strasser an assessment about the feasibility of the idea and potential targets, Strasser sent back a highly detailed report that same afternoon.

Strasser also understood the politics of such a decision: whoever demonstrated the best ability to bomb Britain would gain enormous prestige, and consequently, most of the Zeppelin resources. The Army too, could see this, and immediately began breaking ground on two Zeppelin bases in occupied Belgium. If anybody was going to have control of this new technology, it would be the Imperial Army.

The airship builders were caught off guard by this sudden demand. While new designs for a million cubic-foot-plus still on the drawing boards, and the new factories and hangers still incomplete, it was agreed that ships of the L 2 and L 3 type (called the 'M' class) were an acceptable stopgap. While these new ships were being built, there was one more obstacle to deal with. The Kaiser still opposed the idea, even after the general staff came to agree on it. He was reluctant to go along not on any legal or humanitarian grounds, of course. He was worried that Zeppelins might end up bombing historical landmarks or one of the many houses of his extended family; after all, Queen Victoria had been his grandmother. His worry about the personal property of his cousins meant that for awhile odd restrictions were placed on the Zeppelin crews. First, they could attack east of London, but not London itself. Then, they could attack London, but only east of the Tower of London. Then, finally in June 1915, bowing to public pressure, attacks on London generally were approved, though “royal palaces and monuments, such as St. Paul's Cathedral, were not to be attacked.”



"because god forbid my relations are personally affected by this war that will kill millions"

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The first raid happened shortly after the Kaiser gave his permission for attacks in general, on January 9th, 1915. The Navy airship division had been reinforced with 4 new M class ships: the L 4 to L 8 now scouted the German Bight. These ships were substantially similar to the L 2 and 3, with some refinements. They still featured open gondolas (save a windscreen for the pilot), so for the bridge- crew it was like sailing the skies of the North Sea in an aluminum fishing dory. They were armed with machine guns to fend off aircraft both in the gondolas, in a position on top of the ship, and often in the stern as well. (These positions must have given spectacular views, at the cost of being miserably cold.) The cruising speed was about 65 km/h, and they flew mostly between 3 and 6 thousand feet. Their endurance was already quite spectacular: they were capable of staying aloft nearly 30 hours at a stretch, which gave even these early Zeppelins the legs to fly from Nordholz, Germany to Britain and back again. Missions to attack Britain generally were staged during the 'attack phase' of the moon (8 days before and after the new moon) and interestingly, winter weather was preferable to summer. In addition to the extra darkness, cold air provides more lift than warm.



A closeup of the tail-machine gunner.



A sadly blurry photo of the upper machine gun nest.

Airships going for a raid would generally leave around ten or eleven in the morning, which would give them all day to make the flight to Britain and arrive as it was getting dark. After darkness fell, the ship would then drop its bombs on anything that looked valuable, and then returned home, usually arriving at base in time for breakfast the next day. You may notice that 'anything that looked valuable' is pretty vague for a bombing mission, and that's because navigation was the greatest difficulty. Airships found that dead reckoning was useless over the North Sea, as the wind could push a Zeppelin far off course without the crew noticing. The ship's compass was held in a mixture of alcohol and water, but still frequently froze. Even sextants were often useless, as you need both a clear sky and a clear horizon line (or at least one with a very flat cloud band) two conditions that were difficult to obtain in the North Sea and Britain. Captains would intend to go to this or that general area, but the success or failure of this was determined by vagaries in weather, not to mention luck.



A M class gondola. Note the hatch up top for keel access, and the horseshoe.



Note that all these bases were not online at the start of the war. The most important bases were at Nordholz and later, Alhorn.

The static lift generated by the Hydrogen varied on temperature, barometric pressure, and (minorly) on humidity. To deal with this variance, airships were first 'weighed-off' before flight, IE put in a condition of neutral buoyancy. This was done by figuring the weight of everything onboard – including, presumably, weighing the men and all their supplies – and then balanced between the lift and the weight. Even with first world war technology, this was done so precisely that a man forward and a man aft could easily lift the entire airship when it was weighed off. As the Zeppelin flew, it grew lighter as fuel and bombs were used. Ballast was carried in rubberized canvas sacks along the keel that could be emptied if a ship needed extra lift. The engines could generate some lift as well, and adjusting the ballast could give a Zeppelin a positive or negative angle while flying, depending on need. In the final stages of the flight, Zeppelins could also vent gas to decrease lift. When getting back to the hanger, the weighing off process was repeated, to make manhandling the ship back into the hanger easier.

On a wing and a prayer

Anyway: January 13th 1915. The first raid.

Well, the first attempted raid: the entire fleet of 4 ships was dispatched, and the entire fleet immediately ran into a winter storm full of snow and freezing rain. Strasser threw in the towel at 2 PM and ordered the squadron back. On January 19th, the Navy tried again, sending L 3 and L 4 to raid the Humber, and sending L 6 to raid the Thames. Strasser himself rode in the L 6, but a engine crankshaft broke three hours in, and the decision was made to turn back. The other ships made it to England, and while it might have started a nice day in Germany, it was a dirty ol' winter night on the coast of England, filled with rain and snow. L 4 crossed a coastline, and the captain assumed he was at the mouth of the Humber river. Searching in the murk for the Humber industrial area, he descended to 800 feet, and in several separate incidents found himself fired upon. Dropping bombs in retaliation, he realized that he was not where he thought he was: the Captain guessed he was somewhere north of the Humber. Coming across a large lit town, and once again believing himself under fire, L 4 dropped the rest of her bombs, and then escaped out to sea, but not before radioing “Successfully bombed fortified places between the Tyne and the Humber.”

The best luck of the night was had by the L 3, who not coincidentally also was the only ship to get a positive navigational fix. Descending through the clouds over the coast, L 3 let off several parachute flares, which allowed the Capetian to identify a particular lighthouse. The L 3 was just north of Great Yarmouth, a minor naval port and once of the places mentioned on Strasser's probable target list. Finding the town around 9:30, L 3 lit off another flare, and in the middle of a driving rain proceeded to attack the town. Even though the speed of L 3 was, ah, slow - and she was only at 3000 feet - L 3 didn't have any sort of bomb aiming device. Several likely targets were spotted (the town gas works and a drill square for reservists) but all were missed. L 3 then headed out over the sea. Both L 3 and 4 got back the next morning without further incident, despite the fact that during the night the freezing rain caused some 4400 lbs of ice to form on L 3's cover and outer rigging.



A line drawing of L 3. Note the weird rudder, and the naval ensign flying from the stern.

Clearly, the results were not earthshaking. But news of the raid was met with wild enthusiasm from the German public. Like the Doolittle raid, it didn't do much in practical terms, but was a hell of a morale booster. Here's a newspaper editorial that I think conveys what people were saying.

“German warships have already bombarded English seaports, German airmen have dropped bombs on Dover and other places, and now the first Zeppelins have appeared in England and has extended its fiery greeting to the enemy. It has come to pass, that which the English have long feared and repeatedly contemplated with terror. The most modern air weapon, a triumph of German inventiveness and the sole possession of the German Army, has shown itself capable of crossing the sea and carrying the war to the soil of old England! […] An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, only in this way can we treat with England. This is the best way to shorten the war, and thereby in the end the most humane. Today we congratulate Count Zeppelin, that he has lived to see this day, and offer him the thanks of the nation, for having placed it in possession of so wonderful a weapon.”

The mood was somewhat different in Naval Headquarters, as admirals read British accounts, and discovered that the raid had succeeded in attacking only civilian targets. L 4 had been nearly eighty miles south-east of the Humber, and the 'fortified' positions turned out to be tiny villages, the substantial town turning out to be King's Lynn. Rather pointed memos also made mention that attacking defenseless civilians made Germany look bad in neutral countries, particularly the Netherlands and America.

The German army production of the first raid was a bit different. If the Navy raid was a comedic satire about men groping in darkness and striking at enemies they didn't see clearly, the Army production was more Keystone Cops. On March rth, 1915, Kapitanleutnant Helmut Beelitz found his ship, the L 8, (a M class ship first earmarked for the Navy) in one of the army's forward sheds in Belgium. He had been ordered to return to the base in Dusseldorf, and Beelitz thought he could get there after raiding Britain. Loading up with incendiary devices, the L 8 set off to raid Mersea Island, south of Essex. L 8, thanks to a think overcast, had to descend occasionally to check where she was. The first time she did this she was over Bruges, the second, just west of Ostend. Also just west of Ostend was where the Belgian front lines came down to the sea, so when the L 8 descended below 1000 feet and fired recognition signals, she was riddled with rifle and machine gun fire.

By dumping all bombs, ballast, and most of L 8's fuel, Beelitz managed to get the now badly leaking L 8 back into the clouds. Bypassing the Belgian bases, L 8 made for Dusseldorf, but 85 miles short her last bit of luck finally ran out. The port engine overheated due to lack of water, and the starboard engine broke down. With two of three engines gone, L 8 now lacked the thrust to to keep her (formerly) lighter than air frame aloft, and she slid stern first toward the ground. First, her stern got entangled in trees, and then L 8's bow swung sideways, hitting the same grove with enough force to throw the entire bridge crew out of the forward gondola. Between the trees and the wind, L 8 was reduced to scrap and cloth in about half an hour.



Here lies L 8, defeated by Belgians and trees.

This set the tone for some time for Army Zeppelin operations. The Army attempted to raid England again on March 17th with three airships, but couldn't find England thanks to heavy mist. Z XII then used her cloud car to find and bomb Calais, but made a hard landing at base and was out for 2 weeks. On March 20th, three Army ships raided Paris but had one ship destroyed on the return journey. Once again, the Army was managing to burn through its hydrogen skyship supply rather quickly.

On April 14th, the Navy struck again. Captain Mathy took the new L 9 to scout the North Sea. Finding himself within 100 miles of Flamborough Head without sighting anything, he radioed for permission to raid England. Since the weather seemed unusually good, Strasser gave him liberty of action, and L 9 trawled off the coast, waiting for darkness to fall. Mathy, by the way, is a somewhat important character. Before a captain of a Destroyer, Mathy transferred to the airship service and became a close confidant of Strasser, as well as the most successful airship captain of the war. Think of him as the Otto Preminger of the late Victorian Zeppelin set.



Also, it must be said: one handsome son of a bitch.

With Mathy made landfall at 8:45 PM, quite pleased with himself with making Tynemouth. Actually, he was passing over Blyth, 9 miles to the south, and this mistake was to through Mathy's navigation out of whack. (It must be said that Mathy later would demonstrate an uncanny knack for finding his position, part of why he was so successful as an airship commander.) Mathy had also interrupted an open air recruitment drive in Blyth. The Times reported one of the speakers “had just been describing the barbarities which would follow a German invasion when the drone of an airship engines was heard. 'Here they come,' he exclaimed.” Mathy, having done his bit for English recruiting, and thinking he was over the shipyards on the Tyne river, dropped several bombs on the apparent industry. He was actually dropping bombs on mining villages north of the Tyne, but fortunately damage was limited to a scorched barn roof. (Mathy assumed the lack of lights below was due to a blackout.) He actually reached the industrial town of Wallsend, but was low on bombs by then. Damage was limited to slight injuries and a damaged house.



L 6. Note that the tail now is simplified, in the familiar cross shape.

There were several minor raids in the following weeks, and Strasser came along for the ride twice. The first time, another engine failure caused an early return, and the second, unyielding winds immobilized the ship for several hours, till it turned for home. (This was to give Strasser the reputation of being a 'Jonah' among airship crews: taking Strasser along was seen as a sure way to have mechanical failure or immobilizing headwinds.) L 5 managed to burn down a lumber yard, (3000 feet up in the open gondolas L 5's crew could clearly hear the wail of the responding firetrucks) but several other raids suffered from mechanical failures or, for the first time, searchlight and antiaircraft fire, and didn't accomplish anything. The last mission saw L 5 saved by only the barest of margins, cutting across neutral Holland and just making German soil before running out of fuel. This convinced Strasser that the M class ships were fundamentally unsuited for long distance raiding, and that further expeditions to the green and pleasant land should wait until the next generation airships were available.



LZ 38, the first P class to see service. Features include enclosed gondolas and the keel buried in the hull.

Meanwhile the Army Zeppelins started to get its act together. A fresh infusion of modern airships in May included the first million cubic foot plus model: the 536 ft. long LZ 38. With a capacity for nearly 3 tons of bombs, the new 'P' class also featured four new Maybach MC-X engines with a combined output of 850 horsepower. That made for a cruising speed of 96 km/h and a service ceiling of 4000m (12,000 ft.) Gondolas were now the fully enclosed cabins we now think of, and the triangular keel of the airship was now enclosed in the hull. The man in command of LZ 38 was a Major Erich Linnarz, who flew many small raids in LZ 38, apparently to learn the way to London. He attacked Bury St. Edmunds, Southend, and Ramsgate. LZ 38 was twice approached by British fighter planes, but both times simply out-climbed the would-be interceptors. In the last days of May the Kaiser finally gave permission for London to be bombed east of the tower, and the night of 31st of May - 1st of June, the Major was off.



Major Linnarz.

Taking off at dusk from the base at Namur, just north of Brussels, LZ 38 flew for London. At 22:55 the Metro police were warned of an incoming airship, and while still absorbing that bit of unexpected news, LZ 38 started to drop bombs. Considering that most of the targets were residential, Maj. Linnarz seems to have taken the view that dropping bombs anywhere in London was good enough. His flight across the capital took over 20 minutes, and at no time did searchlights or AA guns attack LZ 38. The actual damage done was not great: 41 fires set, a distillery and a cabinetmaker’s yard burned down and 7 people killed, though the raids also set off a series small anti-German riots. The total cost of the raid was estimated to be around 18,000 pounds, but unlike earlier raids, LZ 38's crosstown fandango was seen as deeply troubling to British authorities. After all, the Zeppelin had bypassed both the British Army and Navy, dropped explosives on the capital as it pleased them, and then flew off without so much as a by-your-leave.

Taking the Zeppelin raids seriously prompted the British to make a small but crucial change. The Admiralty placed a strict gag order on all newspapers regarding Zeppelin raids: hereafter, only the official Admiralty statement could be printed. This statement was carefully stripped of any useful geographic information, only describing targets and casualties in the vaguest of terms. This was a quite intelligent move, as now Zeppelin crews couldn't check their navigation against British reports (and as a consequence remained in the dark as to how badly they were getting it wrong.) On the other hand, now that claims of grandiose damage and destruction were being responded to with essentially silence, it confirmed the truth of such claims to German ears, both in the military and with the public.



So the Army had grabbed the prize: they bombed London first. This deeply worried the Navy, who instructed Strasser to use the newly delivered L 10 to make a Naval London raid, post-haste. The L 10 was the Navy's first P class airship, and like LZ 38 was considerably more capable than the old M class. On June 4th L 10, captained by Kptlt. Klauss Hirsch was dispatched with SL 3 to raid London and the mouth of the Humber, respectively. Hirsch got lost, and fighting a stiff headwind, decided he couldn't make London before dawn. L 3 instead attacked what Hirsch thought was a Naval base, with “the bright lights of Ipswich providing excellent illumination.” Those bright lights were in fact those of London, and the bombs fell on the Gravesend Yacht club, which was burned to the ground. (To be fair, it was serving as a naval hospital, so it was sort of a military target.) SL 3 attacked a railway station that didn't exist, and as it was already getting somewhat light, she then returned to base.





L 9.

Two days later, the Navy and the Army tried to raid London again. On the Navy side, L 9 under Captain Mathy got to Britain without much trouble, but the high temperatures and shortness of the night convinced Mathy to attack his alternate target, “a coastal town according to choice.” A cloak of mist covered everything, so L 9 used parachute flares in a painstaking 2 hour search for a positive navigation fix. Persistence paid off, and Mathy got his fix, and then set a course for Hull. Reaching Hull by 1 AM, L 9 hovered over the same area and released her entire payload, and avoided a 'light battery without searchlights' by ascending to 6,500 ft. (The light battery was a small scout cruiser in dry-dock, Hull's only defense.) This was the most effective raid of the war up until this time, causing some 44,000 pounds worth of damage, and causing considerably more damage due to the riot it caused. Angry Mobs sacked German or supposedly German shops throughout the city.

The Army Zeppelins that night fared...worse, though I'm saving that tale for next time. One more raid, though, I will cover: the Navy raid of June 15th, the last of the 'early' raids.. L 10 and the new L 11 were dispatched to England but L 11 almost immediately broke a crankshaft, leaving L 10 to shadow the British coast at nightfall. Captained once again by Hirsch, L 10 came inland, and could make out many blast furnaces along a riverbank industrial area. Heavy batteries started to fire at L 10, and since he was over an industrial area, L 10's captain decided to release all his bombs. On Hirsch's account, the results were spectacular: whole buildings collapsed, explosions in blast furnaces, and the start of many fires. The glow of the aftermath was visible, Hirsch said, some 80 km out to sea. But he had no idea where L 10 bombed or what. Thanks to the press blackout, this would remain a mystery to the Germans for the rest of the war.





L 11 landing.

For once, the actual damage done lines up with the account of the captain. L 10 made landfall at Blyth, and was taken south by a wind so fast that no warning had been given to the South Shields industrial area, who were caught with their lights (and furnaces) on. The center of all this activity was Palmer's shipyard, which had been constructing the super-Dreadnought Resolution. L 10's first bombs damaged the Marine Engineering works to the tune of 30,000 pounds and then bombs fell on the engine construction department of the shipyard itself, doing severe damage. Seventeen shipyard workers were killed and seventy-two were injured. Also damaged was a chemical plant, and several nearby coal mines. For once, at least, a Zeppelin bombed targets of great military value.



L 11 from another P class airship, 1915.

After this, there was a lull in raiding activity. Hirsch warned Strasser that despite his successful raid, June and July were bad times to raid Britain, as the warm air lessened lift, and Britain was sufficiently north enough to not get entirely dark during the summer solstice. By this time, the Imperial Navy was well happy with its airship fleet. In addition to the prestigious raiding of Britain, the Zeppelins had become effective scouts and mine spotters; truth be told, the Zeppelins had become a security blanket to the risk-averse surface fleet. The leaving of port by virtually any naval vessels had become impossible without a Zeppelin scouting mission first. The airship construction program had its resources and funding institutionalized.

As for the Army, that summer saw the end of their interest in raiding Britain. The Army had many commitments on the western and eastern fronts, so Zeppelin forces were dispersed widely. Also, now that the prestige of raiding London had been collected, so to speak, the main Army interest had been satisfied. The Navy, by contrast, could concentrate all its airships in one area, where they could be used for scouting or raiding, as circumstances warranted. As the surface fleet of the Imperial Navy would often only leave port, as one Commander put it “when it was positive that the enemy would not be met” this meant quite an excess of capacity that could be used for attacking the United Kingdom. So, for the rest of the summer, airship activities were dedicated to their original mission: naval reconnaissance. When the Airship Squadrons returned to Britain the fall, it would be for a systematic assault on London.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
^ WOW. I'll have to read that when I've got some time.

MrChips posted:

The reliability of modern turbofan engines is maybe one order of magnitude better than those of the 1970s. Currently, the civilian inflight shutdown rate for turbofan engines is roughly 1 per 100,000 flying hours, averaged across all types. Military engines are inherently both more complicated and more heavily stressed than civilian engines, so I imagine the IFSD rate is quite a bit higher.

Holy poo poo, really? I'd love to see what it is on military heavies using older engines, like E-3s. No loving way they'll release that info, though.

D C posted:

Two engines double the chance of a failure

But your chance of recovery is significantly higher than 0%, which unless you're already on final approach, is your chance with a single engine.

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Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry


Aren't the E-3s running used commercial 707 engines at this point?

Also, assuming it wasn't a catastophic failure, there's always the possibility of a relight.

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