Catface Catplace: hello dumbass, please do okay

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CraigK: Nov 4, 2008; by exmarx

for those keeping track, my goddamn cat's following that flowchart i posted earlier

# ? Feb 27, 2012 09:45

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 13:02

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

nargle operating flowchart as of this week

code:



     +----------------+
     | Is it sunny    |+-------------------------------------> no +-----------------+
     |  outside?      |                                                             +
     +----------------+                                                             v
            +                                                                +------------------+
            |                                                                | sleep under the  |
            v                                             +----->yes +-----> | vent in the      |
         yes OMG                                          |                  | computer room    |
            +                                             |                  |                  |
            |                                             |                  +------------------+
            v                                             |
     +----------------+                                   +
     |are you hungry? |+-----+           +-------------------------------------+
     +----------------+      |           | have you annoyed the humans enough? |+----> no  +
            +                |           +-------------------------------------+           |
            v                |                                               ^             |
          yes                |                                               |             |
            +                |                                               |             |
            v                |                                               |             |
     +------------------++---+---------------+--------> no +----+            +             v
     |is your box clean?|                    +                  |      +----------------------+
     +------------------+           +----------------+          +----> |MEOW AT THE FRONT DOOR|
           +                 +----->| are you bored? |+---> yes +      +----------------------+
           v                 |      +----------------+
          yes+---------------+

# ? Feb 27, 2012 09:58

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Deuterieux posted:

Ordering chinese tomorrow just to do this to Bigs.

# ? Feb 27, 2012 10:14

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

i'd feel odd wearing a hat that other cooked humans were deposited into

# ? Feb 27, 2012 10:17

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

mod sassinator posted:

i just bought one of these automatic air fresheners for the bathroom with the litter box. anyone used one before?

oh god lol i think the air freshener is terrorizing my cat when it automatically sprays every 15 minutes. i just heard her tear rear end out of the bathroom and bedroom where i set it up. went in to see what the fuss was about only to discover it was smelling nice and fresh

# ? Feb 27, 2012 10:35

FISHMANPET: Mar 3, 2007; Sweet 'N Sour
Can't
Melt
Steel Beams

Deuterieux posted:

Good username + breed combo.

# ? Feb 27, 2012 15:16

Sir DonkeyPunch: Mar 23, 2007; I didn't hear no bell

"This time you're mine, Flash Gordon!"
/

Deuterieux posted:

Sir DonkeyPunch fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Feb 27, 2012

# ? Feb 27, 2012 15:40

Sormus: Jul 24, 2007; PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users

Found this old picture in my Flickr folder

Trap deployed

# ? Feb 27, 2012 15:46

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

mod sassinator posted:

oh god lol i think the air freshener is terrorizing my cat when it automatically sprays every 15 minutes. i just heard her tear rear end out of the bathroom and bedroom where i set it up. went in to see what the fuss was about only to discover it was smelling nice and fresh

Stop pooping, cat won't be terrorized.

# ? Feb 27, 2012 16:59

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

# ? Feb 27, 2012 18:28

PipeRifle: Oct 4, 2004; we have catte

mod sassinator posted:

oh god lol i think the air freshener is terrorizing my cat when it automatically sprays every 15 minutes. i just heard her tear rear end out of the bathroom and bedroom where i set it up. went in to see what the fuss was about only to discover it was smelling nice and fresh

I had one of those and I also have the SSSCAT and they're basically the same thing only one is timed and smells good (and is probably toxic to spray right on the cat) instead of just motion sensing/air blast

# ? Feb 27, 2012 18:39

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

yeah luckily this has a hole to mount it on the wall so i just put it up near the top of the door. hopefully doesn't scare the cat as much

# ? Feb 27, 2012 18:42

Stay Safe: Sep 1, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 27, 2012 18:49

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

dank glugz

# ? Feb 27, 2012 19:14

iceslice: May 20, 2005

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

dank glugz

look at dat fukken faucet

# ? Feb 27, 2012 19:21

Fanged Lawn Wormy: Jan 4, 2008; SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

catte status: licking shower water off of shower curtain.
catte waterbowl status: full, clean

# ? Feb 27, 2012 19:23

InsanityPrawnBoy: Jan 19, 2006; theres a dog trapped inside your guitar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5exciFebpKI#!

# ? Feb 27, 2012 20:19

FISHMANPET: Mar 3, 2007; Sweet 'N Sour
Can't
Melt
Steel Beams

InsanityPrawnBoy posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5exciFebpKI#!

Floofy tail.

Also, that is the proest way to hold a catte.

# ? Feb 27, 2012 20:21

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

just check my departmental mailbox and :3:

thanks forky!

# ? Feb 27, 2012 20:42

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5exciFebpKI

# ? Feb 27, 2012 21:34

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Trig Discipline posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5exciFebpKI

look at that cat go :unsmith:

# ? Feb 27, 2012 21:56

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:

catte status: licking shower water off of shower curtain.
catte waterbowl status: full, clean

Bigs does this and I dont get it. Whateva

# ? Feb 27, 2012 21:56

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

cidricks gonna cry

# ? Feb 27, 2012 22:02

FISHMANPET: Mar 3, 2007; Sweet 'N Sour
Can't
Melt
Steel Beams

Neu posted:

Bigs does this and I dont get it. Whateva

Betsy just likes to run into the space between the shower curtain and liner and stand on the edge of the tub after I take a shower.

# ? Feb 27, 2012 22:14

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

u gon get raepd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKL2cnVQpoI

# ? Feb 27, 2012 23:15

Taerkar: Dec 7, 2002; kind of into it, really

Good example of why you should not be a lazy flyer around Lions.

# ? Feb 28, 2012 01:41

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

graph posted:

look at those gay orange cats. lol

# ? Feb 28, 2012 01:57

MachDecimal: Aug 14, 2009

graph posted:

look at that cat go

# ? Feb 28, 2012 02:27

Skyl3lazer: Aug 27, 2007; [Dooting Stealthily]

# ? Feb 28, 2012 02:51

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

graph posted:

look at that escatgo

# ? Feb 28, 2012 03:13

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

graph posted:

look at that S car go

# ? Feb 28, 2012 03:42

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

wait I did it wrong

# ? Feb 28, 2012 03:42

Totally Reasonable: Jan 8, 2008; aaag mirrors

Migishu posted:

wait I did it wrong

i was there when this un-joke was originally presented as an un-joke, and it has gotten steadily less humorous with time.

e: it was a long-rear end time, too.

# ? Feb 28, 2012 03:49