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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Aatrek posted:

This has pretty much turned into a mirror of the Simpsons Quote Thread, so have at it.

With that in mind, there should be a separate thread for discussion of the show come summer.

I say your three and a half cent quote tax goes too far!

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

John Dough posted:

The stock's only worth five kajiggers!

Also my cat smells nice and is pretty. :colbert:

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Alter Ego posted:

Also my cat smells nice and is pretty. :colbert:
Your apartment smells like polygrip and cat pee.

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


TravBot posted:

I say your three and a half cent quote tax goes too far!

What? They look like jerks!

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






TravBot posted:

I say your three and a half cent quote tax goes too far!

And I say your three cent quote tax doesn't go too far enough!

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

Aatrek posted:

This has pretty much turned into a mirror of the Simpsons Quote Thread, so have at it.

With that in mind, there should be a separate thread for discussion of the show come summer.

LOUDER AND SADDER!

LTBS
Oct 9, 2003

Big Pimpin, Spending the G's

Athenry posted:

What? They look like jerks!

Second.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Athenry posted:

What? They look like jerks!

This isn't a war, it's a moidah!

Super Deuce
May 25, 2006
TOILETS
Oh, I like the smell of my own dumps.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

This isn't a war, it's a moidah!

Are you ready to operate, doctor?

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Super Deuce posted:

Are you ready to operate, doctor?

Geez, Super Deuce, leave some for the enemy.

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

LooseChanj posted:

Geez, Super Deuce, leave some for the enemy.

We have seen too many body bags and ball sacks.

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


TravBot posted:

We have seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
The elders tell of a young ball much like you. He bounced three meters in the air, then he bounced 1.8 meters in the air, then he bounced four meters in the air. Do I make myself clear?

kefkafloyd
Jun 8, 2006

What really knocked me out
Was her cheap sunglasses
Mister Ambassador, our people tell the same story. :geno:

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

Athenry posted:

The elders tell of a young ball much like you. He bounced three meters in the air, then he bounced 1.8 meters in the air, then he bounced four meters in the air. Do I make myself clear?

Our people tell the same story.

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

THESE BALLS ARE MAKING ME TESTY!

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
At last... war... has made into a man...

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
What's the point in living if I can't say rear end?

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

MokBa posted:

THESE BALLS ARE MAKING ME TESTY!

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Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Flatscan posted:




I've never been so happy to have been beaten up by a woman.

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Coleman posted:

I've never been so happy to have been beaten up by a woman.

Let's do it again sometime.

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

MokBa posted:

Let's do it again sometime.
Yay! I did it! ...wait, that's not me!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
I just realized the thread title is correct...it should be:

"Like putting too much air into a balloon!"

or, alternatively,

"Like a balloon and...something bad happens!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Coleman posted:

Yay! I did it! ...wait, that's not me!

Soon enough....

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Jerusalem posted:

Soon enough....
That's not soon enough!

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

DrBouvenstein posted:

I just realized the thread title is correct...it should be:

"Like putting too much air into a balloon!"

or, alternatively,

"Like a balloon and...something bad happens!"

I thought so at first too, and then I realized that he was just making fun of us being full of hot air. We're just trained to imitate what people say anyway.

Klungar
Feb 12, 2008

Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

TravBot posted:

I thought so at first too, and then I realized that he was just making fun of us being full of hot air. We're just trained to imitate what people say anyway.

Like Fry! Like Fry!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Flatscan posted:





David X. Cohen said in the commentary for that episode that the headline was originally "Earth Licks Balls". For some reason, they thought that was too risque.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

TravBot posted:

I thought so at first too, and then I realized that he was just making fun of us being full of hot air. We're just trained to imitate what people say anyway.

I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool!

Execu-speak
Jun 2, 2011

Welcome to the real world hippies!
WINDMILLS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

Execu-speak posted:

WINDMILLS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!

GOOD NIGHT!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Alter Ego posted:

David X. Cohen said in the commentary for that episode that the headline was originally "Earth Licks Balls". For some reason, they thought that was too risque.



Oh GOD! Whatever you do, don't GIS for "bender licks butt"...:gonk:

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
But then how will they know who I am and my attitude towards butts?

Milord
Apr 9, 2011
I, like you, like me.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

But then how will they know who I am and my attitude towards butts?

Shut up, baby. I know it.

LTBS
Oct 9, 2003

Big Pimpin, Spending the G's

Milord posted:

Shut up, baby. I know it.

Bender bender benDER Bender bender benDER Bender bender benDER Bender bender benDER Bender bender benDER Bender bender benDER Bender bender benDER Bender bender benDER

soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!

LTBS posted:

Bender bender benDER Bender bender benDER Bender bender benDER Bender bender benDER Bender bender benDER Bender bender benDER Bender bender benDER Bender bender benDER

B-E-N-D-E-R! Be-ender! B-E-N-D-E-R! Be-ender! Say a B, E, N, DEEERRREEERRR-

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

Froggy went a-courtin' and Bender is great, uh-huh

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Flatscan posted:

Froggy went a-courtin' and Bender is great, uh-huh

Fry cracked corn and I don't care,
Leela cracked corn, I still don't care,
Bender cracked corn and he is great,
TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CORN!

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Fry cracked corn and I don't care,
Leela cracked corn, I still don't care,
Bender cracked corn and he is great,
TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CORN!
Bonjour ya'll!

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Coleman posted:

Bonjour ya'll!

Gonna sing a little tale about a battle called Waterloooooo

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes!
She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes! I'LL KILL YOU TRAVBOT! :argh:
She'll be comin' 'round the mountain!
She'll be comin' 'round the mountOOF

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