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Purrnesto "Che" Guepurra
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Pol Puss?
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Cat Jong Il?
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Friedomesticshorthair Engels
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# ? Feb 29, 2012 16:47 |
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Cats aren't purely a communist thing! Moggie Thatcher, for instance.
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# ? Feb 29, 2012 16:47 |
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chrisoya posted:Cats aren't purely a communist thing! Moggie Thatcher, for instance. Or Margret Scratcher.
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# ? Feb 29, 2012 16:55 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > The Best (
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# ? Feb 29, 2012 17:05 |
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UnCO3 posted:Purrnesto "Che" Guepurra That reminds me, I've already picked out the name of my next dog, Chew Guevara.
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Bruce Leroy posted:That reminds me, I've already picked out the name of my next dog, Chew Guevara. Well according to Conservapedia that may not be a good idea Conservapedia posted:Guevara was the eldest of five children born in Rosario, Argentina. His schoolmates nicknamed him "pig" (Chancho) because he rarely bathed, and smelled bad. He also enjoyed enjoyed killing dogs. EDIT: Oh and here's a terrifying quote from this evil, evil, man Conservapedia posted:In capitalist society individuals are controlled by a pitiless law usually beyond their comprehension. The alienated human specimen is tied to society as a whole by an invisible umbilical cord: the law of value. This law acts upon all aspects of one's life, shaping its course and destiny. The difficult thing for someone not living the experience of the revolution to understand is this close dialectical unity between the individual and the mass, in which the mass, as an aggregate of individuals, is interconnected with its leaders. Gynocentric Regime fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Feb 29, 2012 |
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Bruce Leroy posted:That reminds me, I've already picked out the name of my next dog, Chew Guevara. For dog names from the communist left, you really can't do better than Karl Barx.
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Joseph Howlin.
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A horse named Trotsky Emma Goldfish
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From the Front Page:Conservapedia posted:MSNBC reports: This is just.. I... it... Ah, it's a duplicate of http://conservapedia.com/Essay:_Evolutionist_nerds,_say_goodbye_to_Mars_exploration which leads to http://conservapedia.com/Essay:_10_telltale_signs_you_are_on_your_way_to_becoming_an_atheist_nerd "Please note:! If you are an atheist male and you carefully examined the 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming a lonely atheist nerd and told yourself: "I didn't match any of them therefore I am not an atheist nerd and atheists are not more prone to being nerds", that is a clear and strong warning sign you are an atheist nerd!" His clear and cogent argument is indisputable.
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Parahexavoctal posted:"Please note:! If you are an atheist male and you carefully examined the 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming a lonely atheist nerd and told yourself: "I didn't match any of them therefore I am not an atheist nerd and atheists are not more prone to being nerds", that is a clear and strong warning sign you are an atheist nerd!" This is the very definition of trolling. He clearly doesn't believe any of that poo poo, he just wants to whip atheists into a mad frenzy so they'll write him angry, vulgar emails which will just reinforce his own arrogant holier-than-thou attitude.
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# ? Mar 1, 2012 02:15 |
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This thread, for some reason posted:Cat puns I renamed my cat Karl Manx and then it died of bone cancer, so don't use commie cat name puns.
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Meow is the time for all good men to come to the defense of their country.
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# ? Mar 1, 2012 03:27 |
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Binowru posted:This is the very definition of trolling. He clearly doesn't believe any of that poo poo, he just wants to whip atheists into a mad frenzy so they'll write him angry, vulgar emails which will just reinforce his own arrogant holier-than-thou attitude.
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Parahexavoctal posted:From the Front Page: That first link is a loving goldmine. like the full version of the quote you posted: quote:MSNBC reports: Does this person not understand American English idioms like "penciling in?" What does NASA have to do with evolution? Now what? Is the age of exploration over? Absolutely not, evolutionist nerds! posted:Now that you have gotten used to the idea that evolutionists will never walk the face of Mars on the U.S taxpayers' dime, you may be asking yourselves: Is the age of exploration over? Absolutely not!
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quote:Now that you have gotten used to the idea that evolutionists will never walk the face of Mars on the U.S taxpayers' dime, you may be asking yourselves: Is the age of exploration over? Absolutely not! Holy poo poo, there's so much ignorance on display.
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Atasi posted:I think it's amazing that no matter what cultural, geographical or temporal differences cat lovers may have, we all spoil our kitties the same way. I would kill for a good high-resolution version of that image. Fake edit: Leonid Brezhlev
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Pesky Splinter posted:Holy poo poo, there's so much ignorance on display. My favorite part is the fundamental problem that the author doesn't understand what "exploration" is. Exploring another loving planet is not really the same as some hokey Christian fundamentalist tour of a national landmark that the author is obviously hawking without a hint of subtlety.
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Bruce Leroy posted:My favorite part is the fundamental problem that the author doesn't understand what "exploration" is. But can you white water raft on another planet, nerd?
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# ? Mar 1, 2012 13:17 |
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The funny thing is that Mars actually has canyons carved by massive floods.
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# ? Mar 1, 2012 13:21 |
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Created by one single massive flood, man. Only the martians didn't grok the ark which is why they're all gone.
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Conservative posted:Atheists and evolutionist I realize this is a pretty small and insignificant typo, but he's done it over and over and it irks me every time I see it.
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Conservapedia's front page posted:The likelihood of Jeb Bush entering the presidential race increases Isn't it a little late for that?
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quiggy posted:What really pisses me off about this is that I don't even think this is standard Conservapedia "gently caress science" thinking. It really seems like they can't grasp that relativity in the physics sense is very different from moral relativism, and that one can be true even if the other isn't. Late, but no, they hate it because it disproves Young Earth Creationism. They're pretty neutral on most advanced physics as they don't directly contradict the Bible, but as long as the speed of light is constant, the universe is over a billion years old.
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Parahexavoctal posted:Isn't it a little late for that? There's a 12-dimensional chess scenario were Jeb Bush + others enter in order to cut the delegates up enough to ensure a brokered convention that might result in the GOP candidate not being of the current frontrunners. I like that even die hard GOP'ers are so disappointed in this year's candidates that they're entertaining fantasies of a brokered convention to make themselves feel better.
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The following courtesy of the essay "Atheism is a clown and it did not know it."quote:I received another email about someone becoming a Christian and leaving atheism... Now as you guys know, the atheist community on YouTube and also on radio and TV...They are in panic mode. It is obvious. Everyone on YouTube can see that this question that we are asking atheists that they cannot answer is really panicking the atheist community....Here is the question and then we will get to these awesome emails of atheists leaving atheism because the atheists cannot provide proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct...The question is: What proof and evidence can you provide that PROVES that atheism is accurate and correct?...You see I left atheism because the lack of proof and evidence that it is accurate and correct. The proof and evidence is for Jesus Christ. quote:"The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory." - Christian YouTube video producer shockofgod quote:"We are getting atheists leaving atheism. They are like dropping like flies. They are realizing...You know what? Atheism is madness. There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct." This has to be satire, no one could be this stupid. Atasi posted:I think it's two things, first is that cats are associated with gay men/sissies and old women. Real men have big dogs to go with their big trucks, big guns and Nah cats are just terrible pets. Cool Blue Reason fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Mar 4, 2012 |
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Cool Blue Reason posted:This has to be satire, no one could be this stupid. Look at the edit history. Nothing but Conservative. He really is that stupid/insane, so you know. And he's probably the same ShockofGod that he references as a quote source for this essay.
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# ? Mar 4, 2012 06:21 |
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Shima Honnou posted:He really is that stupid/insane, so you know. And he's probably the same ShockofGod that he references as a quote source for this essay.
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quote:"We are getting atheists leaving atheism. They are like dropping like flies. They are realizing...You know what? Atheism is madness. There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct."
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I've always assumed Conservative was Shock's dad or uncle. He's got too much of a angry old man vibe about him. Even worse then him though is Andy's proud little "350 million visitors!" blurb. I wonder how much he actually comprehends that most of them are just people laughing at the idiocy.
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Does Andy have kids? I couldn´t think any other reason for him to let Conservative spew his insanity if he isn´t Andys son or nephew or something.
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# ? Mar 4, 2012 10:02 |
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Kajeesus posted:Late, but no, they hate it because it disproves Young Earth Creationism. They're pretty neutral on most advanced physics as they don't directly contradict the Bible, but as long as the speed of light is constant, the universe is over a billion years old. I'd agree with you if it wasn't for the fact that the Relativity page also has a little See also: Moral relativism link. The fact that they're trying to say there's a connection between relativity and moral relativism shows that they really don't understand homonyms.
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Tills posted:I've always assumed Conservative was Shock's dad or uncle. He's got too much of a angry old man vibe about him. Also this is a guy who's been banned from Wikipedia and numerous other places for sock puppetry bullshit. OneEightHundred fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Mar 5, 2012 |
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atomivoi posted:Does Andy have kids? I couldn´t think any other reason for him to let Conservative spew his insanity if he isn´t Andys son or nephew or something. Yes he does and he was their teacher.
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Apparently Conservapedia is still barking up the birther tree:In the News posted:A crisis of Presidential succession? Yes. If the Obama birth certificate is not valid, and no actual valid document exist, then neither President nor Vice President exists. In which case the Speaker of the House of Representatives must act as President. It is therefore incumbent upon him to investigate.
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