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JMod
Dec 12, 2004
https://twitter.com/#!/mrbarfcity

Just jokes. About 1/3 of them are good.

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BobFossil
Jun 17, 2005

Note to self: I hate whites.
I post links to documentaries.

https://twitter.com/!/coffeedocs

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

Storm posted:

Hey. Follow me. I'm a big deal (No I'm not). I get angry about stuff and do a sport tweet.

http://twitter.com/#!/AGremlinStorm

I also do a sport tweet and the occasional Metamorphoswiss tweet about Gregor Samsa transforming into a ham sandwich.

http://twitter.com/isntthatright

Zero Karizma
Jul 8, 2004

It's ok now, just tell me what happened...

BobFossil posted:

I post links to documentaries.

https://twitter.com/!/coffeedocs

Followed. (Along with a bunch of others.) This seems pretty useful.

99 CENTS AMIGO
Jul 22, 2007
I am neat and fun with Twitter:
https://twitter.com/aseriouscrunk

kunoichi
Oct 26, 2005
https://twitter.com/!/TheDecadentLife

I post random stuff at the moment, but this will be the account I use when I embark on a trip around the world. For now it's posts about all things fun and good, and how sometimes having so much fun wears me out.

Edit: If you are interested in Life Coaching or motivational things, my Life Coaching account is @VivaciousLiving

kunoichi has a new favorite as of 17:56 on Feb 17, 2012

Xeno
Sep 16, 2005

MAD TYTE DUBZ, YO.
https://twitter.com/#!/Xeno360

Although I hardly ever post :/

Xeno
Sep 16, 2005

MAD TYTE DUBZ, YO.

dog poop n doritos posted:

I also do a sport tweet and the occasional Metamorphoswiss tweet about Gregor Samsa transforming into a ham sandwich.

http://twitter.com/isntthatright
Sleepless in Seattle?

NObodyNOWHERE
Apr 24, 2007

Now we are all sons of bitches.
Hell Gem
I posted a while back, but I've recently changed my handle:

https://twitter.com/rough_beast

Lately, I spend roughly equal amounts of time on jokes, snarky remarks, fits of rage, and so on. I amuse myself, but YMMV. I do try to keep a high signal to noise ratio though, I won't overflow your stream with 500+ posts a day, and I follow back just about everyone. So at least there's that.

birds
Jun 28, 2008


apbalch

Brand new. Probably tweet about sports a lot.

Long John Power
Sep 11, 2001

followed everyone from the last couple of pages, http://twitter.com/iruntheinternet pretty much just random pictures from the internet on mine.

nice mattimer
Mar 3, 2008

the wind that shakes the buttcheeks
Thank you for the follows. I'll be generous in adding goons now :)

Jason Funk
Dec 23, 2007

by XyloJW
Already posted but I changed my name. http://twitter.com/GhoulStoryBro

AND THIS ONE isn't too bad, http://www.twitter.com/TV__Guide

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/#!/TonyDanzaClaus

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
@GrantEff -I tweet lovely tweets.

schweens has a new favorite as of 23:51 on Jul 12, 2012

Killy
Mar 15, 2007

Faster, pussycat, kill, kill!
@RespiratoryTree

I mostly just post about news articles, science, psychology, anthropology and random streams of consciousness. Feel free to follow me so I feel less alone!

ShadowMar
Mar 2, 2010

HERE IS A
GRAVEYARD
OF YOU!


I make dumb and bad tweets and get mad at video games.

https://twitter.com/ShadowMar

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

Xeno posted:

Sleepless in Seattle?

You're right, that is a great movie!

jdrew
Mar 10, 2007
there was some confusion
Twitter is fun and it would be nice to have some people read what you write.

https://twitter.com/#!/twopeoplefuckin

Anchovies Foster
Feb 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/anchoviesfoster

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

https://twitter.com/!/alcohollywood

I use this typically to post new episodes of my movie drinking games podcast Alcohollywood, but it's my official Twitter as well. Thanks!

Rad ROM Max
Mar 10, 2011

by XyloJW
followed some of u just now. http://twitter.com/loamedcorms

Kunzelman
Dec 26, 2007

Lord Shaper
I mostly tweet in the morning. I'm pretty sure I am still part of #crabcrew. I post links to my blog about video games and comic books and I talk about the crazy poo poo that I see on the internet. Also, sometimes feelings.

I am generally liked and Dr. Spiderman talks to me sometimes. So there is that.

Find out about the magic https://twitter.com/#!/ckunzelman

loudog999
Apr 30, 2006

What is the best way to list people you follow that don't follow you back. I want to get rid of a few cause my feed is getting way too crowded.

Also https://twitter.com/#!/loudog999

Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.
https://twitter.com/#!/LanceOfTheHill

I mostly just complain about anime, video games, goons being goony, and politics in Washington State. Sometimes I link :nws: manga pages and forget to mark them as such.

Ed: And sometimes I mock tropers for fun and profit.

Ed2: Oh yeah, you should follow SAZorak because he's a cool dude who's also pretty smart and Tropers_txt because tropers are terrible.

Lance Streetman has a new favorite as of 05:40 on Mar 9, 2012

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




loudog999 posted:

What is the best way to list people you follow that don't follow you back. I want to get rid of a few cause my feed is getting way too crowded.

Also https://twitter.com/#!/loudog999

Just delete all the ones that aren't funny, what do you care who follows you back? It's loving twitter. Unless you're getting live updates on militia movements and which streets are currently on fire, none of it matters.

If your feed is getting to be a hassle, delete the whole thing. How many people do you really need to tell you that Kony is bad and dogs are rad anyway?

Faze
Nov 25, 2009

Never underappreciated.
http://twitter.com/keybards

We mostly tweet about video games.

leeds
Mar 8, 2012
https://twitter.com/#!/F_111

I'm a boring person

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

leeds posted:

https://twitter.com/#!/F_111

I'm a boring person

Cool, I've been looking for more boring people to follow.

uinfuirudo
Aug 11, 2007
https://twitter.com/#!/uinfuirudo

I hope you dont expect tweets, at all, ever, literally I dont tweet ever and often forget I have it.

loudog999
Apr 30, 2006

RandomFerret posted:

Just delete all the ones that aren't funny, what do you care who follows you back? It's loving twitter. Unless you're getting live updates on militia movements and which streets are currently on fire, none of it matters.

If your feed is getting to be a hassle, delete the whole thing. How many people do you really need to tell you that Kony is bad and dogs are rad anyway?

But what about my precious ratio? You are right, I started off just following everybody, now if I see one unfunny joke, or even a retweet sometimes, I unfollow. I am too vested in this account to scrap it, but at the rate I am going now it is just going to be me, my wife, and colbert in a few weeks anyway.

Black Noise
Jan 23, 2008

WHAT UP

http://twitter.com/2hat2furious

JointHorse
Feb 7, 2005

Lusus naturę et exaltabitur cor eius.


Yams Fan
http://twitter.com/JointHorse

I don't tweet that often, and when I do it's usually typo-filled random thoughts/ideas/comments about whatever. Lately it's been about my cellphone and/or Anime+Touhou. But sometimes I tweet about interesting stuff happening here in Finland.

JointHorse has a new favorite as of 22:17 on Mar 10, 2012

spleeeen
Dec 14, 2005
Merry Christmas, faggot. Love digeraticular.
https://twitter.com/stoylemg

Psycho Serum
Apr 28, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Thought I might get in on this twitter thing

https://twitter.com/#!/CraneFist

emminou
May 25, 2006

https://twitter.com/emminou

I post about sharks, bad puns, excerpts from weird right-wing websites and wikipedia, and death threats people have sent me (mostly from my little brother). Once a week I drop everything and spend an hour tweeting about how much I dislike a little known New Zealand tv series.

emminou has a new favorite as of 14:23 on Mar 14, 2012

50s girl groupon
Jul 17, 2010

I woke up like this
Just started twitter: https://twitter.com/sparrowandcrowe

when I start tweeting it'll be about dumb things I heard during the day, current news, whatever I am writing at the moment, and how much I hate Nancy Grace.

edit: I will also follow you back. Probably.

50s girl groupon has a new favorite as of 19:56 on Mar 15, 2012

moondust
Feb 3, 2011

Mo' Problems
I saw someone reposting and my follower count, slowly dying as my followers commit internet suicide or are banned, is taunting me. :arghfist:

https://twitter.com/A_Sassy_Dog

I post jokes. I'm funny as gently caress. :smug: <--- this is how you sell yourselves, guys. Stop it with all the poor Twit ego. :(

My target audience is as follows: people who hate anime, people who love anime, feminists.

loudog999
Apr 30, 2006

Edit: Nothing to see here

loudog999 has a new favorite as of 03:06 on Mar 18, 2012

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Canned Stoats
Jan 16, 2012

The name's FISTS!
https://twitter.com/CannedStoats
Random stuff I think, I guess some of them are jokes, I'm amused by the things I say anyway.

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