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savinhill
Mar 28, 2010

Maytag posted:

So uh is she in profile or can we see the front of her chest here? Either way that perspective is all kinds of hosed up. This artist loving sucks.
I think the artist had to throw an extra titty in that panel so he could meet Gurm's demanding underage breasts quota for that issue.

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geeves
Sep 16, 2004

savinhill posted:

I think the artist had to throw an extra titty in that panel so he could meet Gurm's demanding underage breasts quota for that issue.

GRRM told the artist that one of his favorite comic book artists is Rob Liefeld.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

What, you're unfamiliar with the Laws of Comic Book Anatomy?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

my cat is norris posted:

What, you're unfamiliar with the Laws of Comic Book Anatomy?

Her arse is facing away from the camera. The artist couldn't even get that right.

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

Joramun posted:

For those that have a Wii, Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn is an exquisite ASoIaF game in every sense of the word (but for the official license).

I think you meant to say "Crusader Kings" (CK2 is great, but not nearly insane enough for ASOIAF).

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Licensed games tend to suck in general, as you said (although KotOR 2 was less than 10 years ago).

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Her arse is facing away from the camera. The artist couldn't even get that right.

Why, hello favorite new poste---

Hot Dog Day #31 posted:

Where is Un-Cat right now? I ask because I was thinking she was at or near Saltpans and if she is then that could be the salt in the born amidst salt and smoke poo poo about azor ahai. That could mean jaime or brienne get got then get ressurected by thoros or something and boom. I'm probably just grasping at straws because I really want jaime to be the good guy and bran to turn out to be the villain only so that at the end of the books hahahahahahaha we can say without any joking that its a shame jaime didn't kill bran when he pushed him out the window.

:swoon:

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

Yes but her nips are poking out so showing her rear end would be too porny. There are some limits which should be observed.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

my cat is norris posted:

Yes but her nips are poking out so showing her rear end would be too porny. There are some limits which should be observed.

Gurm ate the Comics Code Authority around the turn of the century.

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

my cat is norris posted:

Yes but her nips are poking out so showing her rear end would be too porny. There are some limits which should be observed.

Someone has never been introduced to the oeuvre of Greg Land :smuggo:

qsfw: http://imgur.com/3Io9P

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

whowhatwhere posted:

Someone has never been introduced to the oeuvre of Greg Land :smuggo:

qsfw: http://imgur.com/3Io9P

Not as bad simply for the fact that Dany is 13.

Beef Hardcheese
Jan 21, 2003

HOW ABOUT I LASH YOUR SHIT


While I was looking for



on Google Image Search, I also found



and now I'm wondering what the Game of Thrones erotic fanfic shipping community is like. It can't be worse than some of the stuff we've had in this thread, can it?

...

Can it?

neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.

Simon Draskovic posted:

and now I'm wondering what the Game of Thrones erotic fanfic shipping community is like. It can't be worse than some of the stuff we've had in this thread, can it?

...

Can it?

You know nothing.

Mediant
Dec 23, 2010

In Brightest Day...
In Dankest Night...

Better get on the mailing list quick. Don't wanna be late to the party.

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Kind of don't like that they jumped the gun by naming a season two episode "The North Remembers". I imagine it was done to appeal to fans of the book series specifically, but I can't think of a specific context in book two where this title would be appropriate.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Aurubin posted:

Kind of don't like that they jumped the gun by naming a season two episode "The North Remembers". I imagine it was done to appeal to fans of the book series specifically, but I can't think of a specific context in book two where this title would be appropriate.

You know nothing. The North always remember everything.

It is known.

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

Mediant posted:


Better get on the mailing list quick. Don't wanna be late to the party.

Wait...is this being developed by the Civony/Evony people?

"Come play m'lord"

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

whowhatwhere posted:

Wait...is this being developed by the Civony/Evony people?

"Come play m'lord"

Gurm would definitely appreciate that/hire them specifically based on their Evony ads.

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

Hot Dog Day #31 posted:

Where is Un-Cat right now? I ask because I was thinking she was at or near Saltpans and if she is then that could be the salt in the born amidst salt and smoke poo poo about azor ahai. That could mean jaime or brienne get got then get ressurected by thoros or something and boom. I'm probably just grasping at straws because I really want jaime to be the good guy and bran to turn out to be the villain only so that at the end of the books hahahahahahaha we can say without any joking that its a shame jaime didn't kill bran when he pushed him out the window.

That would make Oathkeeper...Lightbringer :stare:

mythicknight
Jan 28, 2009

my thick night

3Romeo posted:

That would make Oathkeeper...Lightbringer :stare:

It makes too much sense.

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009

whowhatwhere posted:

Looks? sure. Conveys the depth of feeling felt by? Hahahahaha. I think their casting instructions were "looks/nudity/ability, pick two."

Stop trolling, troll, Dany in the show is pretty tolerable compared to the books, though that might just be ADWD ruining whatever shred of care about the character I had at one point.

capybara

Edit: The North remembers jack poo poo, they forget all the time Rooze Bolton is a Bad Dude.

And porn dany is now the best dany, not to be confused with porn danys because that poo poo's not cool at all.

bigmcgaffney fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Mar 1, 2012

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

bigmcgaffney posted:

And porn dany is now the best dany, not to be confused with porn danys because that poo poo's not cool at all.

Well, no, generally they wouldn't cool down until a little while after they stop being danyd.

Joramun
Dec 1, 2011

No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

whowhatwhere posted:

I think you meant to say "Crusader Kings" (CK2 is great, but not nearly insane enough for ASOIAF).
Dragon Age draws a lot of inspiration from ASoIaF as well.

Rurik
Mar 5, 2010

Thief
Warrior
Gladiator
Grand Prince

whowhatwhere posted:

Looks? sure. Conveys the depth of feeling felt by? Hahahahaha. I think their casting instructions were "looks/nudity/ability, pick two."
That's not entirely the actress' fault. Much of Dany's personality in the first book came from her being 13 - a child, despite her, ehm, quick growing into an adult under Drogo's, ehm, treatment. The actress looks like she's 18 or 20. So imagine her portraying the thoughts and feelings of the book's Dany. "Laa lee laa the house with the red door I just wanna play with the nice people and that my big bro stopped being mean to me. :j:" A perfectly normal mindset for a 13-year-old girl, but if someone as adult looking as the selected actress were portrayed like that, she'd seem retarded. Though considering the Targaryen gene pool, that would've been both plausible and funny. :v:

my cat is norris posted:

Yes but her nips are poking out so showing her rear end would be too porny. There are some limits which should be observed.
Heisenberg's comic book exposure principle: the more you see of boobs the less you see of arse.

By the way, it just occurred to me that if the polar opposite of Ned's actions is always a good or smart thing to do, does it mean that Robert shouldn't have called off the assassins he sent for Dany? Protesting against killing her and quitting the council was one of the (stupid?) things Ned did.

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Rurik posted:

That's not entirely the actress' fault. Much of Dany's personality in the first book came from her being 13 - a child, despite her, ehm, quick growing into an adult under Drogo's, ehm, treatment. The actress looks like she's 18 or 20. So imagine her portraying the thoughts and feelings of the book's Dany. "Laa lee laa the house with the red door I just wanna play with the nice people and that my big bro stopped being mean to me. " A perfectly normal mindset for a 13-year-old girl, but if someone as adult looking as the selected actress were portrayed like that, she'd seem retarded. Though considering the Targaryen gene pool, that would've been both plausible and funny.

It's actually odd that the Targareyns produce such beautiful children given they've been loving each other for centuries. I really wish GRRM had addressed this issue in the books. Maybe it's magic?

Joramun
Dec 1, 2011

No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

Octy posted:

It's actually odd that the Targareyns produce such beautiful children given they've been loving each other for centuries. I really wish GRRM had addressed this issue in the books. Maybe it's magic?

Perhaps Dany and Aegon VI's inevitable offspring will come out looking sufficiently retarded.

Btw, I think I just stumbled upon the source of inspiration for Jaime and Cersei.

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Joramun posted:

Perhaps Dany and Aegon VI's inevitable offspring will come out looking sufficiently retarded.

Btw, I think I just stumbled upon the source of inspiration for Jaime and Cersei.

I always assumed Dany would end up marrying Tyrion. I can't remember or indeed think of any conceivable reason why Tyrion left Westeros to go wherever he is now, but he must be trying to court Dany.

Octy fucked around with this message at 13:07 on Mar 1, 2012

Joramun
Dec 1, 2011

No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.
Nah, Tyrion/Penny is OTP.

jazz babies
Mar 7, 2007

Yeah, so...not reading through EIGHT THOUSAND POSTS. But finally finished ADWD, all the emotions, all the what the fucks...I don't know how you guys lasted 5 years...he better not do that again :( I don't know what to do with myself in the evening because I have nothing to read anymore...except I'm okay with not having to drag through Davos' chapters anymore. Ugh.


Oh also here's the offical S2 art:



:black101:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Octy posted:

I can't remember or indeed think of any conceivable reason why Tyrion left Westeros to go wherever he is now, but he must be trying to court Dany.

That's stupid. You're stupid for thinking that.

Tyrion went East because he had no connections or allies left in the public sphere of Westeros (part of the Lannisters, thought to have murdered King Joffrey, known to some to have murdered his own father). However he is a sharp political mind and understands a lot about the politics of Westeros, especially the current climate. Between that and his "knowledge" about dragons, he's betting he'd be a strong member of Dany's council. Even if she orders him dead he'll get to see dragons and cool worldly poo poo before he dies.

I'm sure he's not opposed to shacking up with Dany if she takes a fancy to him for whatever reason, but he's experienced and cynical enough to know that there's next to no possibility of that happening.

jazz babies posted:

...except I'm okay with not having to drag through Davos' chapters anymore. Ugh.
:black101:

Davos is awesome. You're not awesome for not liking those.

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

That's stupid. You're stupid for thinking that.

Tyrion went East because he had no connections or allies left in the public sphere of Westeros (part of the Lannisters, thought to have murdered King Joffrey, known to some to have murdered his own father). However he is a sharp political mind and understands a lot about the politics of Westeros, especially the current climate. Between that and his "knowledge" about dragons, he's betting he'd be a strong member of Dany's council. Even if she orders him dead he'll get to see dragons and cool worldly poo poo before he dies.

I'm sure he's not opposed to shacking up with Dany if she takes a fancy to him for whatever reason, but he's experienced and cynical enough to know that there's next to no possibility of that happening.

Yeah, I was asleep when I read those two thousand pages or whatever where nothing happened.

Anyway, Dany is going to run out of gold soon enough and Tyrion will be there to provide the funds necessary in exchange for a few services.

Joramun
Dec 1, 2011

No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

Octy posted:

Anyway, Dany is going to run out of gold soon enough and Tyrion will be there to provide the funds necessary in exchange for a few services.

Or one of her dragons.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

No way she'd trade a dragon for something. That's like magically finding three flamethrowing jets in Roman-Britain, no matter how bad poo poo gets you wouldn't trade that ridiculously huge advantage off, and those flamethrowing jets are easily your key to muscling more money out of some poor saps.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Octy posted:

Anyway, Dany is going to run out of gold soon enough and Tyrion will be there to provide the funds necessary in exchange for a few services.
Considering the number of whorehouses in Meereen, the Dwarf's Penny (the tax, not the pig raider) will make them a fortune.

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
Once Tyrion gets to Mereen he discovers that Daario is actually his son by Tysha.

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Hot Dog Day #31 posted:

Once Tyrion gets to Mereen he discovers that Daario is actually his son by Tysha.

I thought my idea about Tyrion/Dany producing a lovechild was plausible, but yours is just stretching it a bit. Pretty sure Daario is older than Tyrion.

Sophia
Apr 16, 2003

The heart wants what the heart wants.
What if GRRM's next book is just like, 20 pages long with a picture of each character and a paragraph explaining where they end up so he doesn't have to write anymore, like they do at the end of triumphant sports movies for all of the characters?

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Joramun posted:

Perhaps Dany and Aegon VI's inevitable offspring will come out looking sufficiently retarded.

Btw, I think I just stumbled upon the source of inspiration for Jaime and Cersei.

Man that article does not use neutral language at all. Guess the guy that wrote it really hated incestueous French nobility.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

whowhatwhere posted:

Someone has never been introduced to the oeuvre of Greg Land :smuggo:

qsfw: http://imgur.com/3Io9P

You're right. I haven't been following Marvel for a long time, other than checking out that Whedon run because :neckbeard:, so I've missed this artist's methods of contortion completely. That's Kitty, right? I heard she wore her Star of David super prominently in that series.

It's appalling to me that DC is allowing Liefield to continue his "work." EVERYTHING STILL LOOKS THE SAME HE IS STILL DOING THAT THING WITH THEIR TEETH AND THEIR SPINES AND THEIR BOX-SHAPED GUNS AND BRAIDED MULLETS.

Sooo, back on topic I guess. In my mind I'm now assigning early 90's fashion trends to various ASoIaF characters. Sansa Stark is Kelly Kapowski.

Joramun
Dec 1, 2011

No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

my cat is norris posted:

That's Kitty, right?
I bet Robb, Tywin and Kevan wish they had her phasing powers.

zocio
Nov 3, 2011
Don't forget Pycelle...

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Factor_VIII
Feb 2, 2005

Les soldats se trouvent dans la vérité.

Joramun posted:

Nah, Tyrion/Penny is OTP.
Don't you mean Tyrion/Pretty Pig?

Octy posted:

Anyway, Dany is going to run out of gold soon enough and Tyrion will be there to provide the funds necessary in exchange for a few services.
Where will he get it? All he has are promissory notes. And I doubt dwarf jousting can raise enough money.

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