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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

crazycarl posted:

Jay Briscoe's kid cuts a hell of a promo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YFQOf2h1RI&feature=g-all-u&context=G245c382FAAAAAAAAAAA

The most :3: profanity ever.

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Mad Reverend Rad
Jun 22, 2002

rock and roll's greatest shithead
Part of me is horrified that the Briscoes have reproduced. Part of me elated that the Briscoes have reproduced.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

DMPunk posted:

After the Reading CHIKARA show, some people were going around filming Botchamania intros. Dasher, Gavin, Bryce, and Steve the Turtle all filmed like 30 sec intros.

Vince is going to sue Quackenbush for his comic book collection.

WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives
The Chocolate Drop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIOrMtQM834&feature=channel

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Been talked about before, but here's Trish on George Stromboulolopoulos Tonight about John Morrison being a whiny little bitch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WqhWoSDB1M

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

WeX Majors posted:

The Chocolate Drop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIOrMtQM834&feature=channel

Their laughter is pretty goddamn awesome.

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!

WeX Majors posted:

The Chocolate Drop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIOrMtQM834&feature=channel

Holy poo poo :laffo:

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZanYTKxRMA

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


WeX Majors posted:

The Chocolate Drop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIOrMtQM834&feature=channel

Wrestlemania entrance?

Ravingsockmonkey
Jan 24, 2007

Kharma police, arrest this girl
She stares at me as if she owns the world
And we have crashed her party

WeX Majors posted:

The Chocolate Drop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIOrMtQM834&feature=channel

This one made me crack up too (also featuring an airborne Mark Henry):

http://youtu.be/gqn8MAljnZs

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


I laughed really hard at them playing through the created story called Sammich.

Granted, it borderlines heavily on "monkey cheese" humor at points, but there's some hilariously absurd moments in there. I absolutely lost it when Big Show was taken down by the Grisham Group, a trio of Todd Grishams wearing title belts.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I'll never again be able to hear Mark's theme without whoa hey whoa hey.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


How this guy has managed to keep his jobs over all these years without being able to safely navigate a promo is a testament who strong his character is.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

coconono posted:

How this guy has managed to keep his jobs over all these years without being able to safely navigate a promo is a testament who strong his character is.

Also how important it was to have a mouth piece at the begining so the crowd would love his character no matter what.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010

Gavok posted:

I laughed really hard at them playing through the created story called Sammich.

Granted, it borderlines heavily on "monkey cheese" humor at points, but there's some hilariously absurd moments in there. I absolutely lost it when Big Show was taken down by the Grisham Group, a trio of Todd Grishams wearing title belts.

These are the best storylines. :aaa:

Here's Teddy Long feuding with ghosts.

The KGB Man
Mar 27, 2010

The danger zone of sweetness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZM73rfY3zI

Interview with Cena from 2006 about bangin groupies.

Cena can be so loving funny when he wants to be. I wish we could have this Cena back. The way he answers the questions without missing a beat is awesome.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

WeX Majors posted:

The Chocolate Drop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIOrMtQM834&feature=channel
I'm still laughing like a goddamned idiot over this a day later.

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


Mayo and Catsup posted:

I'm still laughing like a goddamned idiot over this a day later.

Their laugh is infectious. And the glitches in the ladder matches hilarious.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
What weird random Smackdown to randomly fall on. I was actually looking for the July 5th, 2001 Smackdown because I didn't remember DDP turning against Shane McMahon & Booker T during the Alliance angle. Instead I got this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F54lQdmOhk0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F54lQdmOhk0

A TOTALLY random Smackdown from 2005 that includes such crazy things like The Blue Meanie w/ the bWo vs. JBL (including bWo opening up Smackdown, wtf), Hassan's last WWE appearance after the terrorist attack on Taker, Eddie Guerrero/Rey Mysterio awesomeness, stuttering Matt Morgan, and Christian vs. the World Champ Batista shortly before he left for TNA, AND Chris Benoit vs. Booker T.

Whoa.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq9TRsZui54

This is the worst Wrestlemania match ever.

Triple-Kan
Dec 29, 2008

Matlock posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq9TRsZui54

This is the worst Wrestlemania match ever.

Say what you want about Scott Hall, dude threw a great-looking punch.

Lord Of Texas
Dec 26, 2006

Anyone know where to find the CM Punk Rosenberg interview that was posted here about a week ago? Looks like WWE had the video removed from youtube.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Bocc Kob posted:

These are the best storylines. :aaa:

Here's Teddy Long feuding with ghosts.

"Oh gently caress I can't see poo poo! I think it's a ghost!"

These are absolutely killing me.

Giant Squid
May 17, 2005
Tentacles rise from the sea...
Could somebody recommend me four or five really great Kurt Angle matches?

Lord Of Texas
Dec 26, 2006

Giant Squid posted:

Could somebody recommend me four or five really great Kurt Angle matches?

Coming in having seen no Angle?

Benoit vs. Angle Royal Rumble 2003
Angle vs. Austin Summerslam 2001
Angle vs. Undertaker No Way Out 2006
Angle vs. Michaels Wrestlemania 21
Angle vs. Shane McMahon KotR '01

I could keep going, dude was a machine. Probably the best wrestler from a "good match" perspective in the '00s. Better than Michaels I'd say in terms of sheer volume, even though Angle retired so unexpectedly in 2006.

Lord Of Texas fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Mar 3, 2012

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Is Angle still any good after five years of TNA? Because of what I've seen, he appears to have lost three steps.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
He's roughly as good as Buff Bagwell now.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
User created WWE 11 storyline. Title: Ashley.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayMvbQ9Sscw

It's a non-playable fetish video and it's hilarious.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
There's plenty of quality Angle matches in TNA. Somebody might need to help me out here, but I'm just gonna throw out there:

Kurt Angle vs. Nigel McGuinness (Desmond Wolfe)(3 Stages of Hell)
Kurt Angle vs. AJ Styles um.....numerous ones. maybe the last man standing match?
Kurt Angle vs. Mr. Anderson (Cage Match @ Lockdown) <-- Fantastic match
Kurt Angle vs. Samoa Joe (Lockdown)
Kurt Angle vs. Samoa Joe (3rd match out of the 3 match series when he debuted in TNA)
Kurt Angle vs. Jay Lethal

Since I can't think of the exact best Angle/Styles match out of the several they've had, I'm just gonna say watch Angle/Anderson from Lockdown. Plenty of crazy Kurt in that one.

Tyma
Dec 22, 2004

I love Leinster and I couldn't be happier that Jordie Barrett has signed with them on a short term deal.
In honor of RacistGuidingLight's new avatar, I present a compilatio of TNA's greatest achievement : Kevin Nash In The X-Division



-

Nash / Sabin Feud

Kevin Nash Shoot Interview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fob4r2N-upg

Kevin Nash Shoot Interview 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZKqZNJhpLc

Chris Sabin wins the X-Cup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGHYE55NNN0

3 Keys of Life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCLLMACySGs

Size Matters On A Pole Match
I Can't Find This Anywhere :{

Kevin Nash vs Chris Sabin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrLKuyDGmpo

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Paparazzi Productions

Kevin Nash vs The Internet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn_VUKys504

Madasgascar Wrestling Tapes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNqen1seeY8

Getting In The Head Of An X-Division Star
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chb8DjmjnCY

Kevin Nash Faces The Madagascan Wrestlers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH1F047qWQo

Chris Sabin vs AleX shelley (X-Division Title Match)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANQtf8UXJo4

-

The Internet's First Six-Star Match

Kevin Nash Press Conference
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za0dSviyPa4

Kevin Nash Open Invitational X-Division Gauntlet Battle Royal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5Hkc07aek0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMKaIx17D6o

The Old Body Bag Gimmick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m__PmjuGzc

Thank You Baby Jesus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIatZUgAZUo

Wrestler's Court
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9_zpTsqXUg

-

Paparazzi Championship Series


PCS Series Drug Testing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PyE7Nb83Fw

PCS Series Psychological Testing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9l2WT_xK6w

Paparazzi Championship Series #1 (Elimination Match)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mPRRqzoOQ8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZWMy8r4cac

Paparazzi Championship Series #2 (Push-ups)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i8-CylpzTY

Paparazzi Championship Series #3 (Pogo Challenge)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqgywZlb7o0

Paparazzi Championship Series #4 (Limbo Challenge)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM1mh3qf3Y4

Paparazzi Championship Series #5 (Musical Chairs)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=016pGfgdI6o

Paparazzi Championship Series #6 (Texas Hold-Em)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPOViWZJUws

Alex Shelley vs Austin Starr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klap7UVqNPM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSjBv9jRYQ

-

Gimmick Makeovers

Dr Nash's X-Division Clinic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5QUq5UPyfw

Paparazzi Idol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOsK90Z5fQs

Pararazzi Idol 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOv9f4bHTLE

Race Card
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iid3aFPmjHE&t=5m10s

Sonjay Dutt's New Gimmick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ztV0PtWwyI

Sonjay Dutt's New Gimmick 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC8_4jHwaMg

Motor City Machine Guns stalk Bob Backlund
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5kG_aJRWxQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y_zVZ0EdOs

Motor City Machine Guns vs Bob Backlund & Jerry Lynn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9F-JKawtS8

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jylsO03bsno

Since dudes in the Synchtube thread apparently like rather large car crushing trucks.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Are those links Bob Backlund Approved?

Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Mar 3, 2012

kaihatesyou
Mar 20, 2008
The Gentleman's Club - Episode 2

More Chuck Taylor providing the funnies. Enjoy. Share.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGxplbgndxo&list=UUgNPrDIzQB-9aHnQc_wWtZg&index=1&feature=plcp

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Tyma posted:

05-06 TNA

drat how far TNA has fallen. In 2005 and 2006 they were really good, and probably the best wrestling on television.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe
They were only "really good" for 3 months in 2005. They had some good X Division stuff in those years, but everything else was quite bad, especially after Impact debuted.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Nut Bunnies posted:

They were only "really good" for 3 months in 2005. They had some good X Division stuff in those years, but everything else was quite bad, especially after Impact debuted.

I remember watching TNA in 05 solely for the Joe/Styles/Daniels X Division feud.

God drat that was a good match.

Tyma
Dec 22, 2004

I love Leinster and I couldn't be happier that Jordie Barrett has signed with them on a short term deal.

God Of Paradise posted:

drat how far TNA has fallen. In 2005 and 2006 they were really good, and probably the best wrestling on television.

One of the matches is a Royal Rumble in which the winner is beaten up by a woman, a midget, a referee, Normal Smiley, ZACK GOWAN and then goes on to win via an inexplicable pinfall finish in a Royal Rumble.

I don't think TNA has changed that much.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
They need Kevin Nash in a role similar to that in the WWE. Not all serious like he has been, aka, boring.

His run in the X-Division was one of the most hilarious wrestling angles ever.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

kaihatesyou posted:

The Gentleman's Club - Episode 2

More Chuck Taylor providing the funnies. Enjoy. Share.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGxplbgndxo&list=UUgNPrDIzQB-9aHnQc_wWtZg&index=1&feature=plcp

Kudos to Chuckie T for wearing an Andrew Jackson Jihad shirt during the Chikara skit. And for being hilarious.

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The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?

89 posted:

They need Kevin Nash in a role similar to that in the WWE. Not all serious like he has been, aka, boring.

His run in the X-Division was one of the most hilarious wrestling angles ever.

Bring in Chet Lemon for commentary.

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