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BANME.sh: Jan 23, 2008; What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??; Grimey Drawer

so a few years ago i remember visiting wikipedia and instead of the article i wanted, i got this weird scrambled poo poo with references to the zodiac and it was seriously messed up. i got it on several different occasions on different wiki pages, apparently at random

i tried to google it but didnt find any info at the time. i saved a screenshot and forgot about it until i was digging through my old pix folders.

this was probably like 2008 or so and i havent seend it again since.

blurred out work related tabs and bookmarks

# ? Feb 17, 2012 22:01

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# ? May 10, 2024 05:44

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Dumbledore 64 posted:

blurred out work related tabs and bookmarks

xkcd forums posted:

V AND ALIZING WIKIPEDIA IS SO FUN IT IS FUNNER THAN KILLING PEOPLE OR HAVING SEX BECAUSE WHEN YOU KILL PEOPLE YOU ONLY DESTROY THEIR BODY S BUT WHEN YOU V AND ALIZE THIS WEBSITE YOU KILL THE SOUL OF THE POOR QUEER PIG SLAVES THAT DEVOTE THEIR LIVES TO THE EMBARK MENT THAT I AM NOW DESTROYING WITH MY OWN BARE HAND S

# ? Feb 17, 2012 22:07

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

loving lmao 5

# ? Feb 18, 2012 04:45

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

theflyingexecutive posted:

i went to an all boys high school, i'll let you do the math on that one

# ? Feb 18, 2012 08:32

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

DOOMocrat posted:

i'm not coming to anyone's rescue here but lutha could win one for "theology beardo d-bag" so him calling anyone a stereotype is lol

have you considered that the stereotype......is u :350:

# ? Feb 18, 2012 19:35

unixbeard: Dec 29, 2004

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Helium_article_read_with_helium.ogg

# ? Feb 20, 2012 10:39

Pardot: Jul 25, 2001

unixbeard posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Helium_article_read_with_helium.ogg

waiting for sulfur_hexafluoride_read_with_sulfur_hexafluoride.ogg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-XbjFn3aqE

# ? Feb 20, 2012 21:33

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Pardot posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-XbjFn3aqE

where do i get this magical gas

# ? Feb 20, 2012 21:36

got dat wmd: Apr 28, 2009

what happens if you inhale both of those at the same time

# ? Feb 20, 2012 21:43

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Pardot posted:

waiting for sulfur_hexafluoride_read_with_sulfur_hexafluoride.ogg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-XbjFn3aqE

isn't there another gas that does this (yes i know any denser gas would do this) inhaling sulfur hexafluoride doesn't scream safe at me

# ? Feb 20, 2012 21:57

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

theflyingexecutive posted:

isn't there another gas that does this (yes i know any denser gas would do this) inhaling sulfur hexafluoride doesn't scream safe at me

1,1,1,2,3,3,3-Heptafluoropropane

# ? Feb 20, 2012 22:00

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

got dat wmd posted:

what happens if you inhale both of those at the same time

you have to roll a d100 to determine the result

gary gygax's potion miscibility table posted:

(01) EXPLOSION! Internal damage is 6-60 h.p., those within a 5" radius take 1-10 h.p. If mixed extenally, all in a 10' radius take 4-24 hit points, no save.
(02-03) Lethal poison results, and imbiber is dead; if externally mixed, a poison gas cloud of 10' diameter results, and all within it must save versus poison or die.
(04-08) Mild poison which causes nausea and loss of 1 point each of strength and dexterity for 5-20 rounds, no saving throw possible.; one potion is cancelled, the other is at half-strength and duration.
(09-15) Immiscible. Both potions totally destroyed, as one cancelled the other.
(16-25) Immiscible. One potion cancelled, but the other remains normal (random selection).
(26-35) Immiscible result which causes both potions to be at half normal efficacy when consumed.
(36-90) Miscible. Potions work normally unless their effects are contradictory, e.g. diminution and growth, which will simply cancel each other.
(91-99) Compatible result which causes one potion (randomly determined) to have 150% normal efficacy. (You must determine if both effect and duration are permissible, or if only the dureation should be extended.)
(00) DISCOVERY! The admixture of the two potions has caused a special formula which will cause one of the two potions only to function, but its effects will be permanent upon the imbiber. (Note that some harmful side effects could well result from this...)

# ? Feb 20, 2012 22:02

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

# ? Feb 20, 2012 22:04

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

got dat wmd posted:

what happens if you inhale both of those at the same time

the patron saint of tcc dropkicks you from the astral plane

# ? Feb 21, 2012 01:51

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

# ? Feb 21, 2012 04:35

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

fork bomb posted:

revelatory.

# ? Feb 21, 2012 04:42

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

fork bomb posted:

# ? Feb 21, 2012 06:00

dragon enthusiast: Jan 1, 2010

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_(politics)

didn't read the actual article

# ? Feb 21, 2012 06:23

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

fork bomb posted:

lol

# ? Feb 21, 2012 06:24

Pardot: Jul 25, 2001

just a butt posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_(politics)

didn't read the actual article

you ninja edited to fix team berry's inability to parse urls with parens in them

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_(politics) and be proud of the bad link

# ? Feb 21, 2012 06:24

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

the true bane of somethingawful is the hashbang url

# ? Feb 21, 2012 06:25

weed cat: Dec 23, 2010; weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

# ? Feb 21, 2012 06:44

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

weede catte posted:

lol

# ? Feb 21, 2012 06:52

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

weede catte posted:

# ? Feb 21, 2012 07:22

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

why would anyone ever think "Report this post to the Admins" would be good text for a 60px button

# ? Feb 21, 2012 07:26

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

why would anyone ever think "Report this post to the Admins" would be good text for a 60px button

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# ? Feb 21, 2012 07:56

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

what the gently caress is this supposed to mean? apparently it's a venn diagram

# ? Feb 21, 2012 09:58

Dans Macabre: Apr 24, 2004

Picture

Anyone got a decent picture of one? This would certainly help illustrate what one is! Fitz05 (talk) 21:07, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

# ? Feb 21, 2012 16:07

CaptainJuan: Oct 15, 2008; Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.

Nevergirls posted:

Picture

Anyone got a decent picture of one? This would certainly help illustrate what one is! Fitz05 (talk) 21:07, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

quote:

"This article or section does not cite its references or sources."

Jesus Christ, how about Dave down the pub circa 2003. Pedants. �The preceding unsigned comment was added by 83.70.244.164 (talk) 16:26, 25 February 2007 (UTC).

# ? Feb 21, 2012 23:54

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

quote:

"Santorum" redirects here. For other uses, see Santorum (disambiguation).

# ? Feb 27, 2012 16:26

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

I imagine that calling someone a pedant is a compliment among wikispergs

# ? Feb 27, 2012 23:11

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

you are technically correct

the best kind of correct

# ? Feb 27, 2012 23:39

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Sweevo posted:

you are technically correct

the best kind of correct

# ? Feb 27, 2012 23:40

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

qirex posted:

I imagine that calling someone a pedant is a compliment among wikispergs

I was going to take a screenshot of the wiki page on "Pedantry" and edit in one of those notes saying "For pedantry on Wikipedia, see...", and see whether anyone was taken in. but effort

# ? Feb 27, 2012 23:42