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God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
What the gently caress? They fired Johnny Devine from Paparazzi Productions because he wouldn't edit together German snuff film compilations?

Hahahaha... Jesus.

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thatguyclint
Apr 11, 2005
See, I didn't know that...ducks eat for free at Subway.

Tyma posted:

One of the matches is a Royal Rumble in which the winner is beaten up by a woman, a midget, a referee, Normal Smiley, ZACK GOWAN and then goes on to win via an inexplicable pinfall finish in a Royal Rumble.

I don't think TNA has changed that much.

I can't explain to you the first part, but TNA's "Gauntlet" matches have always been pinfall finishes. That's been the idea since their first show, which was main evented by a staggered-entrance battle royal with the last two having a one-fall match.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

thatguyclint posted:

I can't explain to you the first part, but TNA's "Gauntlet" matches have always been pinfall finishes. That's been the idea since their first show, which was main evented by a staggered-entrance battle royal with the last two having a one-fall match.

It was pretty good too. I did a podcast review of the first TNA show and it isn't anywhere near as bad as you might think it'd be.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
You know, after watching a certain match again for literally like the 4th time in the last week or two and seeing all the time matches are posted in here or in the MOTY thread it got me wondering: does anyone think a "Your Favorite Match" thread would be a good idea? Post one (and only one) match and maybe say why it's your all-time favorite match.

I guess typing it out that's PROBABLY more of a PYF thing though.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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It would get pretty boring seeing Benoit/Angle RR 03 over and over.

e: the discussion is closed!!

oldpainless fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Mar 4, 2012

The Duck of Death
Nov 19, 2009

Nowhere near my top 100, for what it's worth.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Suben posted:

You know, after watching a certain match again for literally like the 4th time in the last week or two and seeing all the time matches are posted in here or in the MOTY thread it got me wondering: does anyone think a "Your Favorite Match" thread would be a good idea? Post one (and only one) match and maybe say why it's your all-time favorite match.

I guess typing it out that's PROBABLY more of a PYF thing though.

This would be pretty cool, actually. You have my permission.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlOSLsINK_0

Trailer Park Boys Season 4 Episode 4: The Green Bastard.

Ricky puts on a community day at the trailer park featuring Bubbles wrestling as the Green Bastard. Mr. Lehey attempts a coup when he is being awarded best trailer park supervisor, a title for a position he no longer holds.

Includes cheeseburgers, weed and liquor.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Pretty sad when nothing on WWE Youtube compares to something three years old from their website.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS-U6v67UYQ

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
I don't know the first thing about MMA, but I enjoyed this video of CM Punk and Rener Gracie breaking down the Gracie vs Severn fight from UFC 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNV4t_be-EE

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqIFZiTRJ8M&feature=g-all&context=G2ff6ed0FAAAAAAAAYAA

Most :3: BJJ lesson ever

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6S2ysN5izk

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Orton posted this on his twitter, saying "I crushed a Yeti."

http://yfrog.com/n5b5uz

:stare:

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
Big Show is no Ron Reis!

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Sid Vicious is apparently doing MMA now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVQyBaIRWzs&feature=player_embedded

Shadalator
Oct 22, 2005

I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch
:barf:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWzFCWa_S34

Theres talk about small rings in the Wrestling Questions thread and that made me think of this match and I always thought the ring was unbelievably small in this. I think its this match, I cant watch the video where Im at.

Huge Ghost
Jun 26, 2007

a lil' horse
Sexxxy Eddy lookin good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21z787pNG3M

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
I don't know if hanging around Sexxxy Eddy is better for Jodi Di'Milo than hanging around Chazz Lovely, but it's certainly different.

The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?
http://youtu.be/kx_aHCvNbdY

WWE 12's physics may be wonky, but it's worth it for things like this.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Havok physics are what made the series playable for me.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


The GIG posted:

http://youtu.be/kx_aHCvNbdY

WWE 12's physics may be wonky, but it's worth it for things like this.

The best (worst) part is you could pretty much do that last year.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Vintage Russo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLhazdEcV8w

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
A tribute to Daniel Bryan and Nigel McGuinness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px1bYs5y2ok

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
What is the context here? :aaa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTj7qfnTak

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


His t-shirt was tight.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

I always loved it when calm, gentlemanly William Regal got angry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcb8RoxQPD0

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

Semprini posted:

I always loved it when calm, gentlemanly William Regal got angry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcb8RoxQPD0

Or when they gave him a live microphone during a dramatic season finale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmwPjJEH9U

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I love it when Regal calls Matt Hardy Eugene.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Semprini posted:

I always loved it when calm, gentlemanly William Regal got angry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcb8RoxQPD0

Goddamn, I love that promo. Regal rules. I wish this had lead to something more than Regal and Benoit curtain jerking a PPV against Flair and Batista.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
Early Barrett, Drew and Sheamus promo from Irish Whip Wrestling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LDFMy8YL2o

Bankok
Sep 10, 2004

SPARTA!!!
Batman and the SuperKing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpaQlfJsqCs&feature=related

I've learned that what separates good guys from heels is using the right and left turn indicators in your car.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1dac4331fb/hulk-hogan-takes-issue-with-newt-a-mania

Hulk Hogan shares his feelings on Newt Gingrich using his theme music

LunaSky
Sep 10, 2008

Even Diablo has a soft side
Edit: Sorry wrong thread!

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Stan Hansen vs. Jun Akiyama is kind of amazing with terrible sound effects.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nit7fywImKk

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Perry Normal posted:

Goddamn, I love that promo. Regal rules. I wish this had lead to something more than Regal and Benoit curtain jerking a PPV against Flair and Batista.

No one was more :smug: on the mic than William Regal, especially when he had/thought he had the upper hand in a situation. I wish more guys had his kind of verbal quirks (I crack up every time he calls someone "lad" or "sunshine").

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Back when he was feuding with Sting, he called him sunshine, then slapped the poo poo out of Sting when Sting got uppity about it. Slapping a dude is one of my favorite heat getters because it almost always works. Although that reminds me of how when HBK came back and won the world title, he was scheduled to face RVD, and slapped him to test RVD's readiness or somesuch nonsense. Well, RVD slapped him right back, HARD, to the point where I swear I heard HBK wince. Then HBK tries to save face by saying "I guess you're ready, then."

Metal Ray Sunshine
Jun 16, 2009

Muta's Mating Dance Rates a 5 on the Muta Scale

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Back when he was feuding with Sting, he called him sunshine, then slapped the poo poo out of Sting when Sting got uppity about it. Slapping a dude is one of my favorite heat getters because it almost always works. Although that reminds me of how when HBK came back and won the world title, he was scheduled to face RVD, and slapped him to test RVD's readiness or somesuch nonsense. Well, RVD slapped him right back, HARD, to the point where I swear I heard HBK wince. Then HBK tries to save face by saying "I guess you're ready, then."

I remember Jericho talking in his book about doing that spot with Benoit, but when Benoit slapped him, he did it so hard that he legit knocked him out for a second. I'd love to see that if there is a video somewhere

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Metal Ray Sunshine posted:

I remember Jericho talking in his book about doing that spot with Benoit, but when Benoit slapped him, he did it so hard that he legit knocked him out for a second. I'd love to see that if there is a video somewhere

I think its this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJH1TMpePR4 - It doesn't follow exactly as Jericho said it did in his book, but the gist of it is there, him slapping Benoit, yelling motherfucker and Benoit slapping him back, but the order is different and there's a bunch of lock ups in between.

If I recall, he didn't exactly say he knocked him out he made some joke along the lines of "You know how people say he slapped the taste out of my mouth? Benoit also slapped the sight, touch and hearing out of me."

Benoit did knock Eddie out in their first match though.

EDIT - Just checked Jericho's book, he does say he was knocked out for a bit but on the tape he just sort of drops to his knee for a second.

vvvvv That is interesting. Learn something new every day.

Perry Normal fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Mar 13, 2012

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Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Perry Normal posted:

EDIT - Just checked Jericho's book, he does say he was knocked out for a bit but on the tape he just sort of drops to his knee for a second.

One of the interesting things about concussions is you can go on auto-pilot, meaning you do things without any realization of it. Jericho might have lost a solid minute and while he seems to be fine enough to wrestle, he isn't in control at all.

I've had it happen to me but a better example is Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania 19. After falling on his head from the SSP, he's knocked out. However, he's on autopilot. So everything after is him knocked loopy. He has no memory of what he did.

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