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Is everything all right here, Postal Employee Newman?
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Oh, yes, everything's fine as long as I STOP RECEIVING MAIL!! 
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Mar 7, 2012 19:38
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Master of the house.. doling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm.
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Mar 7, 2012 20:50
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Pipe down, chorus boy.
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Mar 7, 2012 20:54
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penis sandwich posted:Pipe down, chorus boy. There's nothing funny about that 
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Mar 7, 2012 21:33
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YOU'RE ONCE...TWIIIICE...THREE TIMES AAUUUUUUUGHHH AUUUGHGHH OH, THE HUMANITY
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Mar 7, 2012 22:31
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I think my most desired animated Seinfeld GIF is the shot of Newman laughing hysterically while sitting in a chair, then grimacing and pulling a fork out from under his rear end.
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Mar 7, 2012 22:35
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"Ah forget it, I don't need YOUR help." "Don't you, joke boy? You think you can manipulate that poor girl like you do the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane  observations?
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Mar 7, 2012 23:21
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I want a decent sock that is comfortable that will stay on my foot!
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Mar 7, 2012 23:55
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They look like keys George, exactly like keys.
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Mar 8, 2012 01:24
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Alright but we're gonna need to storyboard this WHOLE thing! Where are my magic markers?!
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Mar 8, 2012 02:14
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BrandNew posted:They look like keys George, exactly like keys. Holy holy cow
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Mar 8, 2012 02:53
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Barnum posted:I want a decent sock that is comfortable that will stay on my foot! Requesting gif of Mr. Pitt freaking about the socks and yanking them out of Elaine's hands and slapping her shoulders with them.
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Mar 8, 2012 03:03
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Barnum posted:I want a decent sock that is comfortable that will stay on my foot! I AM squinching my hips in!
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Mar 8, 2012 03:13
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It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife... the only friend who hasn't betrayed you. The only friend who won't be dead by sun up. Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray nightshirts. Was watching the seinfeld DVD with Bob Odenkirk (Saul from Breaking Bad) as the doctor, and with Notes About Nothing I caught a cameo I've never noticed - Kyle Gass shows up next to Kramer when he goes to smoke outside (from Tenacious D), surely before he was very well known without Jack Black. I love seeing faces that would be come famous.
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Mar 8, 2012 04:34
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Electromax posted:I love seeing faces that would be come famous. This is something great about all the mid-90s NBC sitcoms. Like I was watching Friends the other night and Pete Hornberger was the producer at an audition that Joey went to. Scott Adsit: eternal NBC sitcom producer
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Mar 8, 2012 04:39
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Alright, alright. You see? This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenised, and you lose the whole edge of it. I'm going with jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store! I like to think that little rant was Larry David's commentary on writing.
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Mar 8, 2012 07:35
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It's like I'm Neil Armstrong. I turn around for a sip of Tang and you jump out first!
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Mar 8, 2012 16:24
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I was in the pool! I was in the pool!!!
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Mar 8, 2012 23:46
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Hello, 911? How are ya! 
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Mar 9, 2012 01:37
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Who put cookies in his mouth? Edit. I love that that's their idea of how to fix a diabetic who passed out
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Mar 9, 2012 02:41
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He coulda dropped acid while she wasn't looking!
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Mar 9, 2012 03:16
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No, you raise the head get blood to the feet.
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Mar 9, 2012 04:17
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Ehud posted:Edit. I love that that's their idea of how to fix a diabetic who passed out You can liquify a cookie!
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Mar 9, 2012 05:23
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I gotta tell you, he's a pretty good looking guy.
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Mar 9, 2012 13:42
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Yankee Bean, Yankee Bean, I like my Yankee Bean...
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Mar 9, 2012 14:09
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joedevola posted:I gotta tell you, he's a pretty good looking guy. Janet looks very nice. She's quite a handsome woman...
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Mar 9, 2012 14:38
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If she'd just take a plane somewhere.
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Mar 9, 2012 14:47
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joedevola posted:I gotta tell you, he's a pretty good looking guy. I think these women would be pretty good lookin' if they weren't wearing glasses.
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Mar 9, 2012 20:58
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"One of these days, something terrible is going to happen to you. It has to." "Nah, I'm gonna be just fine."
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Mar 9, 2012 21:08
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Capt. Sticl posted:I think these women would be pretty good lookin' if they weren't wearing glasses. May I have one of those, madam?
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Mar 9, 2012 21:19
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T. Butt posted:May I have one of those, madam? No, I'm not a psycho.
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Mar 9, 2012 21:28
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T. Butt posted:May I have one of those, madam? No, they pinch my nose.
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Mar 10, 2012 06:53
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T. Butt posted:May I have one of those, madam? I WAS BLEEEEEEDING TO DEATH
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Mar 10, 2012 07:03
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T. Butt posted:May I have one of those, madam? Nah, it stings the throat.
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Mar 10, 2012 07:09
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Parachute posted:The arguing of the semantics of various everyday bullshit is one of my favorite parts of the show. That and the awesome physical gestures, plus the word-repeating that's done in a lot of the dialogue.
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Mar 10, 2012 09:49
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I love Jerry's look of utter disgust when his single pea-eating girlfriend says "What's the hurry?"
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Mar 10, 2012 17:18
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I actually got to use "not that there's anything wrong with that" complete with hand gesture, in a conversation today.
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Mar 10, 2012 20:39
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Macaluso posted:I actually got to use "not that there's anything wrong with that" complete with hand gesture, in a conversation today. I had a couple once ask me "Where are we?" because they had somehow wound up in my hometown with no idea how they got there. My reply of "Earth" did not go over so hot.
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haljordan posted:I had a couple once ask me "Where are we?" because they had somehow wound up in my hometown with no idea how they got there. My reply of "Earth" did not go over so hot. You know they were on the phone with the Police!
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