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The Kony poo poo is being run by a bunch of college kid wannabe mercenaries who are using donations to pay their loving salaries, read the GBS thread and don't send your drat money to fund violence in Africa. Here are some of the people behind it:  Ducklips McRocketLauncher isn't worthy of your money. Only 34% of the money given to them has gone to Africa, and most of that was in the form of guns and military supplies for the PLA who are also raping and murdering people. Norton Ghostride fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Mar 8, 2012 |
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What is Shawn from Mega64 doing there?!
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Mar 8, 2012 01:28
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Mar 8, 2012 03:13
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Norton Ghostride posted:
No seriously, look at that white dude on the left. 
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Mar 8, 2012 03:14
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This is a good overview of the issue.
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Mar 8, 2012 03:19
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KONY2012 is really slacktivism at its finest. A goal that may or may not actually have a good point to it, completely weighed down by people who are really only inflating their own egos instead of actually doing anything.
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Mar 8, 2012 03:48
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I'm sad Hussie promoted this stuff to such a gigantic audience without even looking into it.
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Mar 8, 2012 03:52
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Norton Ghostride posted:I'm sad Hussie promoted this stuff to such a gigantic audience without even looking into it. To be fair, it was already spread through a shitton of people on Facebook/Tumblr/the entire internet. I don't completely blame him for just shuffling it on, he just got caught up in the wave.
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Mar 8, 2012 03:58
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Are we really so hard up for poo poo to discuss?
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Mar 8, 2012 05:01
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This has been on my mind for a while, so I'll have to let it out. Homestuck is the ultimate Jumanji.
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Mar 8, 2012 05:02
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Cabbit posted:Are we really so hard up for poo poo to discuss? Unless you want to start a betting pool on what the twist will be in the next animation....
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Cabbit posted:Are we really so hard up for poo poo to discuss? Well, normally by this time we'd be speculating on either: 1) Who Lord English will turn out to be, or 2) What the hell happened to Jaspers but now we actually know, so... Did Fedorafreak bite it when the Scratch happened- or does this universe have a new Fedorafreak?
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Mar 8, 2012 05:18
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YggiDee posted:or does this universe have a new Fedorafreak? Hey. This. Let's talk about this. Because this is what I want. So bad.
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Mar 8, 2012 05:20
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He made it to a Quest Bed and died on it in the last universe, but unfortunately, it wasn't his Quest Bed. I'm certain he'd have recognized the iconography on it if it were his own. So whose session was he in? I assume he was one of John's neighbors, as he was a friend of Dad and John said that his neighbors are always busy with very serious business. Entering a session that you weren't intended to play in suggests a plot device that could be employed. I'm not even sure if I'm serious or not, which, when talking about MSPA, is a good sign that I'm on to something.
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Mar 8, 2012 05:30
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Bongo Bill posted:He made it to a Quest Bed and died on it in the last universe, but unfortunately, it wasn't his Quest Bed. I'm certain he'd have recognized the iconography on it if it were his own. So whose session was he in? I assume he was one of John's neighbors, as he was a friend of Dad and John said that his neighbors are always busy with very serious business. EDIT: Surely I'm not the only MSPA reader who thinks Fedorafreak looks like Benedict Cumberbatch, am I? 
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Mar 8, 2012 05:33
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Lady of the Beech posted:Well, if Fedorafreak accidentally ended up in the A1 kids' session, then he wasn't the only one, seeing as Jade's grandpa (who may or may not be an older Jake) was in the session as well. No, because now I do too. ...we need a new update. 
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Mar 8, 2012 05:59
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So, how about that Vriska? What a huge bitch!
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Mar 8, 2012 06:12
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Lord of Laughton posted:So, how about that Vriska? What a huge bitch! gently caress Vriska; Terezi is a huge murder happy monster that stabs people in the back! She's truly the evilest troll and I can't see why anyone would like a cold-blooded killer like her!
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Mar 8, 2012 06:26
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Lord of Laughton posted:So, how about that Vriska? What a huge bitch! I'm sorry, Fat Vriska is simply too large to fit on the SA forums. 
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Mar 8, 2012 06:27
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Cabbit posted:Are we really so hard up for poo poo to discuss? It's much much better than the usual direction this thread takes during downtime.
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Fister Roboto posted:It's much much better than the usual direction this thread takes during downtime. Man, is it? I will take people talking about roleplay sessions or fantrolls or whatever weird poo poo they like to get up to over talk of loving warlords and atrocities any day of the week. Humanity reminds me of how poo poo it is to each other enough without having to throw it in my face while I'm trying to read about a webcomic.
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I know a ritual that will surely summon an update. Let's post theories on how this session will shake out and how Lord English could be defeated. Any theories me make will most likely be dismantled by the next update, which will occur within minutes of posting. (probably) I'll go first: The Battlefield Jade's carrying is going to be used to complete Billious Slick in the Alpha session. It will only be possible with the things the Beta kids are bringing, as there will be no frogs in the Alpha session. Lord English will be faced in person, but will be unclimatically left alone, 'cause that's how Hussie rolls, screw big fight scenes. The completion of the Alpha session will "seal off" the chain of infinite sessions, keeping Lord English in a loop of infected universes. The Alpha session is indeed the beginning of a new "chain" of sessions, free from his influence.
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My theory is that Equius will return to life and beat the poo poo out of everything. This theory is based solely on me wanting Chaotic Strength used is a flash.
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Mar 8, 2012 10:21
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Somebody is going to turn out to be Problem Sleuth. I'm thinking... Jane.
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Lord of Laughton posted:So, how about that Vriska? What a huge bitch! Ammat The Ankh posted:My theory is that Equius will return to life and beat the poo poo out of everything. Seriously. That loving song.
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Mar 8, 2012 10:45
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Norton Ghostride posted:I'm sad Hussie promoted this stuff to such a gigantic audience without even looking into it. A few hours ago he made a followup post about this stuff, so that improves matters a little. More relevantly to this thread's subject matter: AH on Twitter posted:anyway, unpuasing tomorrow at the latest. Time for everyone to recommence  ing, soon, if you ever stopped. Maybe we can start arguing about whether "tomorrow" means Thursday or Friday, just to pass the time. 
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Bongo Bill posted:Somebody is going to turn out to be Problem Sleuth. I'm thinking... Jane. When everyone is trying to fight off Lord English, Jane will summon Problem Sleuth. He will write Lord English a very strongly worded letter that disapproves of him and how he manipulates universes. This will do so much sorrow-related damage that it will destroy Lord English and reveal his true form; Mobster Kingpin. In reality, Lord English is just a very powerful suit made out of Death's body that Mobster Kingpin has been using to destroy universes in order to get back at Problem Sleuth for killing Demonhead Mobster Kingpin. Homestuck will end with the kids + Trolls + Problem Sleuth using a ridiculously overpowered COMBO ATTACK to destroy Mobster Kingpin once and for all, then the kids and trolls will enter the new universe that was just made.
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Mar 8, 2012 12:12
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Condesce Crocker subdues the earth, more at 11.
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Mar 8, 2012 13:20
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Welp, we're definitely unpuased. 
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Mar 8, 2012 13:21
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So Dirk and Roxy were always years ahead of Jake and Jane?
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I think the last time I was literally terrified by a flash was when Lord English emerged from his host. In the meantime, I will just sit here and silently scream, because the drones are scary as gently caress. 
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Congrats to whoever called Dirk and Roxy living in the future, I liked the theory but I sure never would have thought of it myself. e/ Still can't fathom what happened with Jane. Was that the entry item, or did the Condesce teleport her away? Renaissance Robot fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Mar 8, 2012 |
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Cryophage posted:So Dirk and Roxy were always years ahead of Jake and Jane? "TT: It would just be cool if you'd refrain from tossing about such antediluvian terms."
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Yeah cool flash bluh bluh bluh WHEN CAN I GET THE MUSICS FOR IT OMG! Seriously I was more impressed with the music than anything else.
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So Dirk, Jane and Jake (was attacked by Dirk's robot and his island is full of Alternian wildlife) are indeed years ahead in the future aren't they. The roles of UU and uu are starting to make sense to me now. I don't think they live on Alternia, they're living on the Condesce's Earth and they may quite possibly be sharing their session with the B2 kids. One of them could be the hero of Space, since none of the B2 kids have that aspect and it is essential to a successful Sburb session. It would also make sense that at least UU would wear the Sufferer's sign, since the Condesce and her fleet are from A2 Alternia and thus would have known the Sufferer. (It doesn't explain young Mindfang's sufferer sign, though.)
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Cryophage posted:So Dirk and Roxy were always years ahead of Jake and Jane? How, just how are people able to predict poo poo like this so accurately? It's amazing. Or maybe it's just more influencing the author rather than predicting what he'll do next.
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Couple notes: - The Daedric overlay naturally says "BUT NOT MANY" to go with "years in the future". - I really love the second part of the music. Great use of Dissension. - Jane didn't prototype. It's still unclear whether the disappearing tree and blue glowies mean she managed to enter anyway or what. Was there even a meteor or was that just the battleship approaching? (It was the battleship approaching is what I'm saying. No reckoning.) - The volcano is seen submerged. This suggests that, as expected, there is no forge in this session. - Fishghost lady popped up again at the end there. Kinda supports the already nigh-unavoidable idea that the ghosts are the A1 players and she's that set's version of the Condesce. Silva posted:How, just how are people able to predict poo poo like this so accurately? It's amazing. Or maybe it's just more influencing the author rather than predicting what he'll do next. There were lots of hints! Dirk had a bunch of Atlantis references about him, for example. I didn't quite pick up on it myself until I read somebody else spelling it out, but it seemed a pretty strong possibility after that. And now it's confirmed. Hamiltonian Bicycle fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Mar 8, 2012 |
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Renaissance Robot posted:Congrats to whoever called Dirk and Roxy living in the future, I liked the theory but I sure never would have thought of it myself. I'm not sure, but I think she done hosed up and didn't use the entry item in time. Either that or the Condesce hosed with the coding of Sburb pretty bad. I don't think it matters though. G'drat, that was a curveball.
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Poor Dad, all he wanted to do was to wash his car and bake pastries but now his oven is destroyed and the Condesce is on his rear end. I'm really not sure where things go from here. For a moment I thought Dad was going to get prototyped but it looks like Jane has entered the Medium.
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