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Plucky Brit posted:You've been reading too much Malazan. "A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." --Rand Al'Thor, from The Name of the Wind, Volume 5 of The Riftwar Saga.  hm, didn't mean to snype with that, but you know, I think that'll start this page discussion nicely. Asbury fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Mar 12, 2012 |
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whowhatwhere posted:Littlefinger has control of the least-damaged 'kingdom' of all, nominal control over the Riverlands, a nearly-impregnable defensive position (to all except the zombies up north) and several aces up his sleeves...and control over his transferred crush ( Not to mention that he's about to launch a scheme that'll grab him control of the North and probably cement the remaining resistance in the Riverlands to him via Sansa's ancestry. Control over three kingdoms is pretty drat impressive.
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3Romeo posted:Er, isn't that the cast from Sword of Shanara?
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Yes. There is not one thing right in that post.
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IRQ, Kylaer -- I have my hotel. We need to talk meet-up. I'll try to be around IRC today; if I'm absent, go ahead and PM or e-mail me. And now back to your regularly scheduled Gurmtalk.
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Hot dogs. Football. Lemon cake. GURM!  Podrick Payne is Ned's second(?) bastard and a secret Stark.
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"Breastmilk, lemon cakes, Xhondo's boat. You won't go down cause my pink fleshy mast can float. Boats n hoes Boats n hoes I gotta have me my boats n hoes" -Samwell Tarly, A Feast for Crows, Chapter 36
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Football? I met up with Peyton Manning last week. No big deal. Nicest guy ever. Not a Nice Guy though. Told him about GRRM. Everything. Work ethic, shitdick, desire to fondle Eli Manning. Peyton was disgusted, and cancelled his trip to New York, pulled the Jets offer right off the table. Then Mark Sanchez got extended. You can thank me later.
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I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat - Victarion Greyjoy
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Fog Tripper posted:I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me I literally listened to this every time a Victarion chapter popped up. It fit so well.
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Mar 12, 2012 23:22
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Actually, Victarion's theme song is Fathoms Below from The Little Mermaid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A3Yr0XNzDE
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Mar 12, 2012 23:40
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GRRM was in Toronto this past weekend being interviewed by the Space channel. I'd upload the photo, but imgur is being a dipshit right now, so trust me; it was grrim.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:GRRM was in Toronto this past weekend being interviewed by the Space channel. I'd upload the photo, but imgur is being a dipshit right now, so trust me; it was grrim. Space? He certainly takes up a lot.  Absolute Fucker has his own gravity.
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Im sort of defending grrm in the malazan thread, I feel dirty so someone slap me
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:GRRM was in Toronto this past weekend being interviewed by the Space channel. I'd upload the photo, but imgur is being a dipshit right now, so trust me; it was grrim. 
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Hand on girl's shoulder, hand not on man's shoulder. Color me shocked. I bet she went home and took a scalding hot shower to wash off the creepy. Seriously, look at it. It's lurking there like a spider hanging from its web.
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I just noticed the turtle pin on his hat. He really does love his "nerd living in a VW Beetle" WC character, doesn't he?
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http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/4175829411quote:I need tips for how to advance in video games while I'm in school periods. lol nerd
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I just noticed the turtle pin on his hat. Maybe it was a gift from Terry Pratchett. Maybe as a sign to the GURM that he might want to actually start writing before he dies.
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Every time I see a picture of GURRM I recoil in instinctive horror. I have no idea how either of those people are controlling themselves long enough for that photo. Maybe it's the snake and the bird thing. He sees you and you just fall into his black, beady eyes and the next thing you know you're waking up in an alley covered in lard and lemon custard and lying in a sea of your own bloody feces. My god someone save that woman
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empty sea posted:Every time I see a picture of GURRM I recoil in instinctive horror. I have no idea how either of those people are controlling themselves long enough for that photo. Wait... that's a woman?
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Does anyone know if "they killed my nigga Ned" guy ended up reading the books? I'm giddy with anticipation for watching the weeping and wailing of non-readers in TVIV/elsewhere.
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Does anyone know if "they killed my nigga Ned" guy ended up reading the books? No he says he won't read the books at all (or at least until HBO is done with the series) to keep his perspective as close to a new viewer as possible.
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Breast size breakdown: GRRM > bald dude > actual woman.
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Fog Tripper posted:Wait... That was my first thought, actually. After I cringed back in my seat at the sight of GURM in all his greasy glory.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:GRRM was in Toronto this past weekend being interviewed by the Space channel. I'd upload the photo, but imgur is being a dipshit right now, so trust me; it was grrim. 
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bigmcgaffney posted:Im sort of defending grrm in the malazan thread, I feel dirty so someone slap me Malazan being kinda bad cancels out any need to defend GRRM. Azure_Horizon fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Mar 13, 2012 |
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Dead Man Posting posted:http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/4175829411 I don't know, reading the Battle net forums is pretty nerdy... Don't hurt me.
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Heard GRRM doing an interview on NPR last night, and holy God, the man says Yuge and Yuman and other awful dropped H pronounciations. His worst crime against Yumanity, as far as I'm concerned.
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Cervixalot posted:Heard GRRM doing an interview on NPR last night, and holy God, the man says Yuge and Yuman and other awful dropped H pronounciations. His worst crime against Yumanity, as far as I'm concerned. The bluray features were the first time I've seen him in motion/speak. Chilling stuff. TheManWithNoName posted:No he says he won't read the books at all (or at least until HBO is done with the series) to keep his perspective as close to a new viewer as possible. This owns. 8 episodes of Joffrey abusing Sansa and being a horrible monster, to the dismay of everyone, then in Ep 9 we finally get the huge battle where Joffrey finally gets what's coming to him... And he WINS. And then Ep 10 they burn down Winterfell. The butthurt is going to register previously-unthought levels. (oh, and Dany literally does nothing) The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Mar 13, 2012 |
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He also talked about angry and impatient fans, and how he sympathizes because he had to wait 8-9 months for The Two Towers to come out as a kid. He implies Wow will be a shorter wait than both Dance and Feast. This loving guy.
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Cervixalot posted:He also talked about angry and impatient fans, and how he sympathizes because he had to wait 8-9 months for The Two Towers to come out as a kid. That sure is optimistic of him, isn't it?
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Urdnot Fire posted:That sure is optimistic of him, isn't it? "It should take less than 6 years." Thanks, fucker.
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Tony Danza Claus posted:"It should take less than 6 years." I think he meant less than the two books combined. ZearothK fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Mar 13, 2012 |
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ZearothK posted:I think he meant less than the two both books combined. Absolute shitass miserable fucker.
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smarion2 posted:What should we assume if he says less then 6 years after claiming it would be only 1 after feast Assuming 1 GRRM year = 6 real years: (x<6) • 6 = any time less than 36 years.
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It is known. It's official fellas the book is never coming out. Burn the thread.
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