Social Media: lmao listen and this is very important, I have no idea whats goin on

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coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

dating != hooking up, FYI.

# ? Mar 11, 2012 22:28

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# ? May 14, 2024 15:41

Paper Jam Dipper: Jul 14, 2007; by XyloJW

Grantonio posted:

This changes everything.

I'm starting to believe that some people have twitter accounts just to re-tweet people.

# ? Mar 11, 2012 22:33

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

http://twitter.com/#!/Veronica_MM1/status/178959567806398464

# ? Mar 11, 2012 22:46

njsykora: Jan 23, 2012; Robots confuse squirrels.

coconono posted:

http://twitter.com/#!/Veronica_MM1/status/178959567806398464

Well she's not just going to beat anyone's rear end with that thing.

# ? Mar 11, 2012 23:15

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

David Otunga has the best ~~wrestling-related~~ Twitter ever.

David Otunga, Attorney at Law. He is giving law advice to people on Twitter, including kayfabe related affairs in the WWE (Like Brodus for indecent exposure and trolling a Japanese fan by saying "I'd love to sue Yoshi Tatsu)

And his picture. Oh my god.

http://www.twitter.com/davidotunga

quote:

Good morning @WWE If you have a @Twitter account, you have a lawyer in @DavidOtunga. You can trust me, because I went to Harvard #otungalaw

RealFoxy fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Mar 13, 2012

# ? Mar 13, 2012 15:30

apsouthern: May 24, 2007; Chain Gang Soldier

The Batiri posted:

@DavidOtunga We have a legal issue to contend with. A woman at our workplace is harassing us...sexually...What do we do to have her fired?

# ? Mar 13, 2012 15:37

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

# ? Mar 13, 2012 15:39

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

I hope David Otunga decides to side with the Batari in their feud against Sara Del Rey :allears:

# ? Mar 13, 2012 15:42

Luchadork: Feb 18, 2010; Take a look at the masked man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Chris Benoit killed his family

So, I think Delirious broke. He's been retweeting stuff from corporate marketing accounts like Vaseline, Burger King, and Walmart.

# ? Mar 13, 2012 18:11

Jay 2K Winger: Oct 10, 2007; What are you looking for?

Require More Fire posted:

So, I think Delirious broke. He's been retweeting stuff from corporate marketing accounts like Vaseline, Burger King, and Walmart.

Given how UltraMantis Black is sorta communist, could this be another strike at him?

(Probably not, but hey.)

# ? Mar 13, 2012 18:14

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Require More Fire posted:

So, I think Delirious broke. He's been retweeting stuff from corporate marketing accounts like Vaseline, Burger King, and Walmart.

Maybe Delirious IS broke. We know that selling your tweets is a thing.

# ? Mar 13, 2012 18:56

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

projecthalaxy posted:

Maybe Delirious IS broke. We know that selling your tweets is a thing.

You get more money donating plasma, btw.

# ? Mar 13, 2012 18:59

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Dusty Rhodes deleted his account. :smith:

# ? Mar 13, 2012 19:03

yea ok: Jul 27, 2006

smashpro1 posted:

Dusty Rhodes deleted his account.

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

# ? Mar 13, 2012 19:09

Manic_Misanthrope: Jul 1, 2010

Jay 2K Winger posted:

Given how UltraMantis Black is sorta communist, could this be another strike at him?

(Probably not, but hey.)

Communist AND Vegan. Double whammy

# ? Mar 13, 2012 19:10

Strenuous Manflurry: Sep 5, 2006; THE END

smashpro1 posted:

Dusty Rhodes deleted his account.

Well this is the worst news.

# ? Mar 13, 2012 19:11

Paper Jam Dipper: Jul 14, 2007; by XyloJW

Ring Crew - Dubya ‏ @lonerogue
@DavidOtunga Vincent K. McMahon is my real father. I want compensation for missed birthdays!

Rarity ‏ @rarity_sa
@lonerogue @DavidOtunga i never knew hornswoggle had a something awful account!

Ring Crew - Dubya ‏ @lonerogue
@rarity_sa @DavidOtunga Hornswoggle was the worst brother in law ever. #OtungaLaw

David Otunga ‏ @DavidOtunga
@lonerogue lol #OtungaLaw

If he doesn't become my lawyer for this, I'll have to goto one much more smug.

# ? Mar 13, 2012 19:14

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Lone Rogue posted:

Ring Crew - Dubya ‏ @lonerogue
@DavidOtunga Vincent K. McMahon is my real father. I want compensation for missed birthdays!

Rarity ‏ @rarity_sa
@lonerogue @DavidOtunga i never knew hornswoggle had a something awful account!

Ring Crew - Dubya ‏ @lonerogue
@rarity_sa @DavidOtunga Hornswoggle was the worst brother in law ever. #OtungaLaw

David Otunga ‏ @DavidOtunga
@lonerogue lol #OtungaLaw

If he doesn't become my lawler for this, I'll have to goto one much more smug.

You want your own Lawler? Hope you don't have any daughters.

# ? Mar 13, 2012 19:15

Paper Jam Dipper: Jul 14, 2007; by XyloJW

David Otunga ‏ @DavidOtunga
@lonerogue hmm... Not likely. His kids are all winners. Too bad. #OtungaLaw

Otunga burned me. Nothing left to live for.

# ? Mar 13, 2012 19:17

Luchadork: Feb 18, 2010; Take a look at the masked man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Chris Benoit killed his family

Lone Rogue posted:

Ring Crew - Dubya ‏ @lonerogue
@DavidOtunga Vincent K. McMahon is my real father. I want compensation for missed birthdays!

Rarity ‏ @rarity_sa
@lonerogue @DavidOtunga i never knew hornswoggle had a something awful account!

Ring Crew - Dubya ‏ @lonerogue
@rarity_sa @DavidOtunga Hornswoggle was the worst brother in law ever. #OtungaLaw

David Otunga ‏ @DavidOtunga
@lonerogue lol #OtungaLaw

If he doesn't become my lawyer for this, I'll have to goto one much more smug.

Otunga laughed at you. You're moving up in the world!

# ? Mar 13, 2012 19:18

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Lone Rogue posted:

David Otunga ‏ @DavidOtunga
@lonerogue hmm... Not likely. His kids are all winners. Too bad. #OtungaLaw

Otunga burned me. Nothing left to live for.

This is the best.

# ? Mar 13, 2012 19:20

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Lone Rogue posted:

Ring Crew - Dubya ‏ @lonerogue
@DavidOtunga Vincent K. McMahon is my real father. I want compensation for missed birthdays!

Rarity ‏ @rarity_sa
@lonerogue @DavidOtunga i never knew hornswoggle had a something awful account!

Ring Crew - Dubya ‏ @lonerogue
@rarity_sa @DavidOtunga Hornswoggle was the worst brother in law ever. #OtungaLaw

David Otunga ‏ @DavidOtunga
@lonerogue lol #OtungaLaw

If he doesn't become my lawyer for this, I'll have to goto one much more smug.

I'm hurt I was deleted from his tweet :sigh:

# ? Mar 13, 2012 20:37

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Yoshi Tatsu posted:

I will start Japanese lesson on my Twitter when I get 100,000 followers! I will teach you one word a day! Please teach me English too:)

# ? Mar 14, 2012 16:36

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

first word gently caress. It means 私は良い一日を過ごしています。

# ? Mar 14, 2012 16:59

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

First word is Hannaminx, it translates to "Shoulda grown double D's if I wanted 100,000 followers."

# ? Mar 14, 2012 17:09

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

Rarity posted:

I'm hurt I was deleted from his tweet

Some phones do this on their own. I know mine does.

I'm sure David Otunga loves you.

# ? Mar 15, 2012 00:17

heel turn: Jan 6, 2004; Some boy tried to step to me at the county fair. I said son u clearly have no ideal what creek im from

Grantonio posted:

Some phones do this on their own. I know mine does.

I'm sure David Otunga loves you.

Otunga is totally a brony

# ? Mar 15, 2012 00:33

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

heel turn posted:

Otunga is totally a brony

He was the lawyer in the famous #SaveDerpy case.

# ? Mar 15, 2012 00:36

DMPunk: Jan 25, 2010; Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Grantonio posted:

Some phones do this on their own. I know mine does.

I'm sure David Otunga loves you.

My twitter app has Reply and Reply All. Thats probably all it was.

# ? Mar 15, 2012 01:29

Red is Dead: Apr 28, 2008; The great and devious UltraMantis Black hides from no man, woman, beast, or unearthly spirit.

Spent a wonderful evening with eddie kingston and our very own lloyd van buren discussing the merits of liverpool fc in their local derby against everton.

such things dreams are made of.

# ? Mar 15, 2012 13:57

Strenuous Manflurry: Sep 5, 2006; THE END

Red is Dead posted:

Spent a wonderful evening with eddie kingston and our very own lloyd van buren discussing the merits of liverpool fc in their local derby against everton.

such things dreams are made of.

Wait, in person? What?

# ? Mar 15, 2012 14:37

Germ Incubator: Nov 4, 2009; *Cowboy Shit*

# ? Mar 15, 2012 17:22

Red is Dead: Apr 28, 2008; The great and devious UltraMantis Black hides from no man, woman, beast, or unearthly spirit.

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Wait, in person? What?

nyet. thru twitter.

I have such low expectations. makes my life easier.

# ? Mar 15, 2012 17:23

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Germ Incubator posted:

What Jay didn't realize is that Kevin wasn't angry about the zoo, just angry he went without him.

# ? Mar 15, 2012 17:45

Strenuous Manflurry: Sep 5, 2006; THE END

Red is Dead posted:

nyet. thru twitter.

I have such low expectations. makes my life easier.

Well that isn't as cool as I hoped.

# ? Mar 15, 2012 17:55

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Germ Incubator posted:

So he is at the monkey cage?

# ? Mar 15, 2012 17:58

Ravingsockmonkey: Jan 24, 2007; Kharma police, arrest this girl
She stares at me as if she owns the world
And we have crashed her party

Natalya ‏ @NatbyNature posted:

@ladygaga you should come to our show at MSG on Sunday! The Divas of Destruction would love to have you!! #WWE

Now THAT would be something.

# ? Mar 15, 2012 20:41

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

The most surprising thing about that tweet is that they're still acknowledging the Divas of Destruction.

There needs to be a Lady Gaga themed Diva, and it needs to be played by Dustin Rhodes.

# ? Mar 15, 2012 20:45

Rousimar Pauladeen: Feb 27, 2007; I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

flashy_mcflash posted:

The most surprising thing about that tweet is that they're still acknowledging the Divas of Destruction.

There needs to be a Lady Gaga themed Diva, and it needs to be played by Dustin Rhodes.

Sadly last night in the synchtube thread we loaded a halloween Raw and lady gaga and beyonce came out. I miss LayCool.

# ? Mar 15, 2012 20:47

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flashy_mcflash posted:

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Goddamn son, who did you piss off enough to get all that red text?

# ? Mar 16, 2012 02:39

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