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Sharparoni
Jan 11, 2004

THE MOST EXCITING MASCOT IN THE LAST 4000 YEARS OF COLLEGE SPORTS


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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
So, what's the scoop on Bob Barker? Does he really give a drat about what all those things cost or is he just acting?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Hello American Joe, which way to hamburger/hot dog stand!?!?!?!?

Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions

Coffee And Pie posted:

Hello American Joe, which way to hamburger/hot dog stand!?!?!?!?

You wanna live here? You respect the rules of our house -- YOU'RE GROUNDED! :argh:

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Pierce and Pierce posted:

You wanna live here? You respect the rules of our house -- YOU'RE GROUNDED! :argh:
Where's the mail?

Where's my TV Guide?

Electromax
May 6, 2007
Let me tell you something. When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek... I lost it.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
Jerry Stiller really is the best.

Don't get in trouble with the Yankees. You be nice. *smacks forehead*

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Electromax posted:

Let me tell you something. When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek... I lost it.
The old man got to me!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I don't know if I'd feel comfortable handing out bologna sandwiches in the building...

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!
I could've been a millionaire, I could've been a fragrance millionaire Jerry!

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Kramer, should I call Susan?

Now what does the little man inside you say? See you gotta listen to the little man.

My little man doesn't know.

The little man knows all.

My little man's an idiot.

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
Well how many sssperm should I have?

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
My boys can SWIM!

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
HEY JERRY GUESS WHAT! THE KRAMER NAME MIGHT LIVE ON! NOREEN'S LATE! SHE'S LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

She's going to rejoin the army.... you see there she'll learn the discipline she so desperately needs!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window.

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
Darren's going away for a long, long time.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001

Kull the Conqueror posted:

So, what's the scoop on Bob Barker? Does he really give a drat about what all those things cost or is he just acting?

What episode was this? It's killing me and google isn't helping.

Locutus of Bald
Aug 20, 2009

by Debbie Metallica

OldSenileGuy posted:

What episode was this? It's killing me and google isn't helping.

Season 6, episode 24. The Understudy. Kramer asks Bette Middler that while he's filing her nails in her hospital bed.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Aww, look at the little bastard! :keke:

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Watching The Understudy last night I realized for the first time that Jerry's girlfriend looks like Tonya Harding. I am dumb.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
Did she.. did she frollock? :dance:

I don't really have enough room.. :(

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Yama hama, it's fright night! (am I the only one who thinks Elaine looked pretty good after being in a schvitz for 6 hours?)

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Foxhound posted:

Jerry Stiller really is the best.

Don't get in trouble with the Yankees. You be nice. *smacks forehead*

Would you believe... when I was little, I had, a silver dollar collection?

I bet that collection would be a lot of money today.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

Coffee And Pie posted:

Yama hama, it's fright night! (am I the only one who thinks Elaine looked pretty good after being in a schvitz for 6 hours?)

Yeah, try as they might, they couldn't really make her look unattractive.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Supreme Allah posted:

Would you believe... when I was little, I had, a silver dollar collection?

I bet that collection would be a lot of money today.

You have the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster goes with the chicken - so who's having sex with the hen?

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

potee posted:

You have the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster goes with the chicken - so who's having sex with the hen?

:what: The rooster has sex with all of them

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Supreme Allah posted:

Would you believe... when I was little, I had, a silver dollar collection?

I bet that collection would be a lot of money today.

There's the A... the B.... the C...

and the D

That one's the biggest.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
Who's. Havin. Sex. With. The hen?

This was like four posts up, but... different inflection, okay??

Leovinus
Apr 28, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Relayer posted:

Who's. Havin. Sex. With. The hen?

This was like four posts up, but... different inflection, okay??

What? I had a different interpretation! Do you know anything about this hen guy?!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Relayer posted:

Yeah, try as they might, they couldn't really make her look unattractive.

"I've become very attracted to Elaine..."

Sharparoni
Jan 11, 2004

THE MOST EXCITING MASCOT IN THE LAST 4000 YEARS OF COLLEGE SPORTS


Supreme Allah posted:

Would you believe... when I was little, I had, a silver dollar collection?

I bet that collection would be a lot of money today.

You know, I couldn't bring myself to spend one of these. I had some kind of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa phobia.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
If Aunt Baby were alive today how old would she be?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Riptor posted:

If Aunt Baby were alive today how old would she be?

She'd never make it.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Sharparoni posted:

You know, I couldn't bring myself to spend one of these. I had some kind of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa phobia.

I had a ... sssssssssssssssssssssilver DOLLAR COLLECTION!

Relayer posted:

Who's. Havin. Sex. With. The hen?

This was like four posts up, but... different inflection, okay??

That's perverse.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Leovinus posted:

What? I had a different interpretation! Do you know anything about this hen guy?!

I'll make a few calls.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
It's the largest mammal on Earth, but as George says, 'They don't have to be.'

What if she calls? What am I supposed to say?
...algae, obviously plankton...

72o
Dec 14, 2007

Relayer posted:

Who's. Havin. Sex. With. The hen?

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

72o posted:



The blooper reel from this scene is great, Julia Louis-Dreyfus just cannot hold it together

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Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

Coffee And Pie posted:

She'd never make it.

I love how Aunt Baby was so ill that she could still never be alive even in a hypothetical universe where she is alive.

(Somebody said basically this like a year ago in this very thread but I thought it bears repeating).

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