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They must not have stopped having him to do it after the first one then, because Jacob's hair is cut in that screenshot, and didn't he not get it cut until the second movie? Oh god what have I become
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nerve posted:They must not have stopped having him to do it after the first one then, because Jacob's hair is cut in that screenshot, and didn't he not get it cut until the second movie? Wow. And there it is. You've been converted. You're one of them now.
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Watched breaking dawn and the riff was fantastic. I think the quality of the riff directly correlates to the quality of the film so this was the best one since the first Twilight because things happened. Hilarious, weird things.
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Deadpool posted:Wow. And there it is. You've been converted. You're one of them now. This is funny because thanks to Rifftrax I've seen more Twilight than most (any?) of my peers and have had to catch myself before commenting on it before. It's like being a superhero not revealing himself except I'm a normal person who can't reveal I've followed a lovely teen romance drama. Oh god the burden 
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I've had a few people ask me if I've seen Twilight before when I comment on how awful it is.  "I watched it with a funny audio commentary called Rifftrax. Ever hear of MST3K? .. No? Oh.."
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At least thanks to technology you don't have to go to the video rental place with sunglasses and an overcoat anymore. Oh how far we've come since the dawning of Rifftrax.
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Olivia42 posted:At least thanks to technology you don't have to go to the video rental place with sunglasses and an overcoat anymore. And everything thinks you're just renting porn.
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Olivia42 posted:At least thanks to technology you don't have to go to the video rental place with sunglasses and an overcoat anymore. Oh how far we've come since the dawning of Rifftrax. I only wished that I'd had Netflix when the Rifftrax for Crossroads came out. The only consolation is that the Hollywood Video I rented it from is gone and, hopefully, any evidence of said transaction.
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nerve posted:They must not have stopped having him to do it after the first one then, because Jacob's hair is cut in that screenshot, and didn't he not get it cut until the second movie? Trap sprung. edit: Google said he did commentaries for the first two, then a commentary for Eclipse with Kristen Stewart (so probably not funny) and nothing for Breaking Dawn, Part I. Now, time to go erase my browser history and pretend this never happened. Locutus of Bald fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Mar 11, 2012 |
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GreenNight posted:And everything thinks you're just renting porn. Far preferable.
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I've watched several really lovely movies more times than movies I actually like 'thanks' to Rifftrax. I really did not need to be able to quote Terminator fuckin' Salvation, but there you go. "This thing is pissing me off!" gently caress you, Sam Worthington. You're lousy.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I really did not need to be able to quote Terminator fuckin' Salvation, but there you go. Most of "Salvation"'s dialogue is lifted wholesale out of the previous "Terminator" movies anyways. So are the newer shorts ("Alcohol", "Cooks and Chefs", "Sailing a Boat") less depressing than the previous batch we got?
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Robert Denby posted:Most of "Salvation"'s dialogue is lifted wholesale out of the previous "Terminator" movies anyways. The last two ain't, but Alcohol is borderline into that range. While the Cooks short literally goes nowhere in the end.
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I am far more excited than I have any right to be for the new Manos riff. C'mon guys at least tease us with a release date...
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Ensign_Ricky posted:I am far more excited than I have any right to be for the new Manos riff. C'mon guys at least tease us with a release date... I have a feeling it's gonna be live
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New short today: http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/danger-keep-out I just watched it, and I'm calling it a must buy. Some absolute GOLD lines. Edit: Especially if you like Shake Hands With Danger, Down and Out, The Calendar, and Patriotism. RagingBoner fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Mar 13, 2012 |
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Deadpool posted:Wow. And there it is. You've been converted. You're one of them now.
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The last hour of Transformers 3 riff is fantastic ... the amount of cliches, and scenes that don't make sense are riffed on so mercilessly.
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What would you guys say are some of the best shorts? That sale is awfully tempting to just sweep a bunch into the cart and hit "buy".
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MinionOfCthulhu posted:What would you guys say are some of the best shorts? That sale is awfully tempting to just sweep a bunch into the cart and hit "buy". http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/down-and-out This one is my favorite. A workplace safety short.
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MinionOfCthulhu posted:What would you guys say are some of the best shorts? That sale is awfully tempting to just sweep a bunch into the cart and hit "buy". I mean this honestly when I say you really can't go wrong with any of the shorts. They pretty much always deliver. They are my favorite part of the entire Rifftrax catalog. That being said here's a dozen that I believe are above and beyond. In no specific order. Also the names may not be exactly right because I'm doing it off the top of my head from my phone. Down and Out was already mentioned, but it would be in my list too if it hadn't been. Shake Hands with Danger Setting up a Room Drugs Are Like That David and Hazel What is Nothing? Grasses Improving Pronunciation One Got Fat Moose Baby Three Magic Words The Trouble with Women How to Use a Calendar
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I downloaded Setting Up A Room yesterday without knowing what I was in for. I recommend it wholeheartedly, especially if you're into the way a lot of these shorts are like cultural artifacts of a different era. If you need to know more, they made a fantastic skit about it, too!
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Can't believe Terry Reid totally ripped off the Shake Hands With Danger riff  Terry Reid rules btw
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The Shorts are an amazing value. I get more out of those than with the feature-length riffs, and have used them to get more friends into Rifftrax. I'd have to add a few more to the Must See list: Molly Grows Up Flying Stewardesses Families: Food and Eating Beginning Responsibility: Taking Care Of Your Own Things Magical Disappearing Money William's Doll Kittens: Birth and Growth Drawing For Beginners: The Rectangle A Visit To Santa Christmas Dream Safety: Harm Hides At Home Tragedienne fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Mar 16, 2012 |
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I'd like to suggest Friends, The Clean Club, and Let's Pretend: Magic Sneakers, each having their own brand of delightful insanity.
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MachineryNoise posted:I'd like to suggest Friends, The Clean Club, and Let's Pretend: Magic Sneakers, each having their own brand of delightful insanity.
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RagingBoner posted:New short today: I just watched this last night and its pretty drat funny. Especially all the book references.
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Olivia42 posted:Also, that credits sequence really took me back to MST3K. Have they done a full credits riff in any other Rifftrax? At the end of Avatar, Disembaudio sings along to 'I See You'. Here's the Twilight commentary tumblr that was mentioned a few pages back.
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fenix down posted:What's the one with the talking pillow? That thing haunts my nightmares. http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/beginning-responsibility-taking-care-your-own-things I forgot about this one, but it's also amazing. Especially for the kid that is the main character, who fits the part too well. "Reggie has no idea that this is staged, right?" "Remember, set the bar so low so that people will be amazed when you accidentally stumble over it".
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My favorite part of that one is the end where the talking everything tell Reggie not to tell his parents about what happened and he just goes ahead anyway.
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fenix down posted:What's the one with the talking pillow? That thing haunts my nightmares. That was hosed up. Not quite as hosed up as the relationship, though, as the relationship between a boy and his paper bag in Paper and I
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I have to add Little Lost Scent and Petaluma Chicken to the list too. "Ah, I see they're following David Lynch's omelette recipe."
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HypnoCabbage posted:Petaluma Chicken I was going to put that one on my list but I couldn't remember the name of it and didn't have time to look it up. Even though it's basically only half a short it's great.
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Pyrotoad posted:At the end of Avatar, Disembaudio sings along to 'I See You'. The end of Titanic, he also (horribly) sings along with that awful Celine Dion song.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Why has no one listed Grass and Boxes yet??? Two of my favorites.
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Patriotism. The horribly mangled "to what do is Patriotism, is therefore Patriotism you do is what it is" or whatever the hell that line is. Gold.
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The ending of Cooks and Chefs... it spoke to me. If you haven't seen it, you must see it. It will change your life. And holy poo poo at that Canadian safety video  Ensign_Ricky posted:Why has no one listed Grass and Boxes yet??? A serious lack of Join hands, let's go...
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Why has no one listed Grass and Boxes yet??? You must have skipped over it because Grasses was definitely on my list earlier. And Boxes is pretty ok too, even though I didn't list it.
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