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Karkat is objectively the best character  Edit: phones are loving stupid
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Mar 18, 2012 03:17
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I can't get over Rose's face. She's so excited to get knee deep in trashy romance.
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Mar 18, 2012 03:20
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Oh my god Karkat, oh my god. I'm dying over here. Also I'm willing to bet that he's talking through his rear end about this kind of thing being any more common among trolls than romance novel shenanigans are applicable to the average human. I just... Oh, Karkat. This is why you're the best.
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Mar 18, 2012 03:22
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NO LISTEN TO ME posted:I can't get over Rose's face. If anyone asks, she'll just quickly respond "research".
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Mar 18, 2012 03:23
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NO LISTEN TO ME posted:I can't get over Rose's face. The funny thing is, she's probably happy because she honestly wants to know more about the troll cultural stuff Karkat is trying to push on Dave. (But also because she's got a trashy romance novel.)
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Mar 18, 2012 03:24
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Brass Key posted:Also I'm willing to bet that he's talking through his rear end about this kind of thing being any more common among trolls than romance novel shenanigans are applicable to the average human. I just... Oh, Karkat. This is why you're the best. I'm kind of hoping Kanaya is about to call him out on this, partly because she needs more to do and partly because it would be funny coming from a character who originally sort of represented Twilight fans.
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Mar 18, 2012 03:27
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This is hilarious, how can anyone not want a month of just this.
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Mar 18, 2012 03:27
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I  d when I realized the block of text on the book cover is its title.
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Mar 18, 2012 03:30
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I still cannot get over that book cover. And Rose stealing the book. And...okay, just about everything from this update. 
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Mar 18, 2012 03:30
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A month? This intermission is going to chronicle their journey in real time. Two years of Karkat flipping out and losing it, baby!
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Mar 18, 2012 03:31
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Two things: 1) Karkat is proposing an open relationship. Karkat wants an open relationship. I can't even finish parsing how funny that is. 2) "WOOLBEAST MATERIAL" is an absolutely sublime joke that works so hilariously well
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Mar 18, 2012 03:33
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Karkat's autistic, right? That explains his LACK OF VOLUME CONTROL, his obsession with a particular subject, rom coms, and his need to quantify and schedule stuff like this 
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Mar 18, 2012 03:33
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Ok, so I was ready to make a post about how I've been reading Homestuck for ages but this update was what finally broke me on being able to keep up without explanation, but on re-reading I actually think I kind of...get it? My god, I've stared into the abyss of troll feelings for too long. [note:I have read no fanfic and have no desire for such]
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Mar 18, 2012 03:35
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Pakled posted:Karkat's autistic, right? That explains his LACK OF VOLUME CONTROL, his obsession with a particular subject, rom coms, and his need to quantify and schedule stuff like this Every character in and fan of Homestuck is autistic.
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Mar 18, 2012 03:36
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Pakled posted:Karkat's autistic, right? That explains his LACK OF VOLUME CONTROL, his obsession with a particular subject, rom coms, and his need to quantify and schedule stuff like this He said that about Nepeta, no idea if it's actually true or if any of them have any mental disorders. They all probably have troll mental disorders, though, knowing them. Troll mental disorders that are able to be categorized into graphs, disorders too advanced for our mere human brains to comprehend.
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Mar 18, 2012 03:37
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Erasure posted:Every character in and fan of Homestuck is autistic. Except for Dave and Terezi, who are artistic.
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Mar 18, 2012 03:39
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H... happy St. Patrick's Day everyone?
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Mar 18, 2012 03:50
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Dave manages to put on a stoic facade when facing his own death, repeatedly, but give him five minutes with Karkat and he's practically banging on the windows for escape. No amount of irony can withstand the white-hot blowtorch of Karkat's unyielding, humiliating emotional sincerity.
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Mar 18, 2012 03:50
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this was stupid
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Mar 18, 2012 03:51
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Oh my god I can't breathe. The whole thing is too good. And then rose's face when she steals the book finished the job. Man.
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Mar 18, 2012 03:51
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I am very worried about what Rose is going to do with that book. Also, I stopped trying to make sense of what Karkat was suggesting about halfway through it. I choose to interpret this as a good sign.
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Mar 18, 2012 03:54
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quote:DAVE: you lost me at quadrant Dave says what we're all thinking.
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Mar 18, 2012 03:55
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Yeah usually Karkat's bitching about quadrants is completely hilarious to me but it crossed the line straight into weird territory this time The atmosphere was mostly salvaged by Rose snatching that book though
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Mar 18, 2012 03:57
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If you alchemise a Troll Romance book with Complacency of the Learned, who would be the listed author? Is the resulting book all about Troll-Wizards? ...god I hope so.
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Mar 18, 2012 03:58
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Somebody, anybody, please translate the title of the book.
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Mar 18, 2012 04:04
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JT Jag posted:Yeah usually Karkat's bitching about quadrants is completely hilarious to me but it crossed the line straight into weird territory this time I'm pretty certain that was intentional this time around. No one can use the phrase "LOVE-HATE N-DRANGLES" and not come off like a lunatic. It can't be done. Our reaction is Dave's - confusion and derision that slowly turns into mounting horror.
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Mar 18, 2012 04:05
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'Oh god. Why is this happening?' Perfectly encapsulates this update.
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Mar 18, 2012 04:07
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Wrist Watch posted:Somebody, anybody, please translate the title of the book.
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Mar 18, 2012 04:07
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Karkat unironically liking Dane Cook is the most hilarious part.
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Mar 18, 2012 04:09
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I have the biggest loving  on my face, you have no idea. I was starting to zone out, but Rose fixed everything.
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Mar 18, 2012 04:09
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Nate RFB posted:Karkat unironically liking Dane Cook is the most hilarious part.
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Mar 18, 2012 04:11
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Erasure posted:They're mad at him because he insulted the mayor. This is fair.
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Mar 18, 2012 04:16
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Man, poor Dave. If it's not his Bro burying him in plush rumps, it's Karkat setting up a schedule for a romantic triangle.
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Mar 18, 2012 04:20
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What is going on.. what? HUH!? :psybom: karkat no
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Mar 18, 2012 04:21
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I don't understand why everyone is so confused by Karkat's explanation. I mean, it's a quadruple helical flushed red/black quadrangle interaction, simple really.
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Mar 18, 2012 04:23
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Am I the only person who understands perfectly what Karkat is talking about?
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Mar 18, 2012 04:28
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No, I get it too. It's still goddamn weird.
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Mar 18, 2012 04:33
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Astro Ambulance posted:Am I the only person who understands perfectly what Karkat is talking about? It's not actually that difficult of a concept to wrap one's head around, it's just the Troll-ese and quadrant talk combined sort of make most readers go cross-eyed. Karkat's somewhat clinical and overwrought explanation didn't help.
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Mar 18, 2012 04:35
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Wrist Watch posted:Somebody, anybody, please translate the title of the book. Karkat did that for you.
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Mar 18, 2012 04:41
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It isn't hard to figure out the concept, the issue is that the concept kinda quickly leads to... potential gay stuff. Which isn't even a thing for trolls, but I think Dave might be even less of a homosexual than John.
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Mar 18, 2012 04:48
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