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spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

neoboman posted:

I love your work on The Game. The way you analyzed the game? The way you identify the major players? Well it left me breathless. You're a brilliant, brilliant man.

Well, it's just a game. Remember that, kids.

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Apparently the guy that played Mr. Kruger tried to kill himself

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/seinfeld-actor-critical-condition-self-inflicted-gunshot-head-211505097.html

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

actionjackson posted:

Apparently the guy that played Mr. Kruger tried to kill himself

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/seinfeld-actor-critical-condition-self-inflicted-gunshot-head-211505097.html
I gotta get on that internet.

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Robnoxious posted:

I gotta get on that internet.

There's porn...

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

robot roll call posted:

There's porn...


… even so, no.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

actionjackson posted:

Apparently the guy that played Mr. Kruger tried to kill himself

Good thinkin' Kuguh!

Electromax
May 6, 2007
Do you think we'll breathe underwater in the year 2000?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I had to go to Reggie's, Jerry. REGGIE'S!

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

robot roll call posted:

There's porn...

Porn quotes...

I LOVE YA COSTANZA! :haw:

RembrandtQEinstein
Jul 1, 2009

A GOD, A MESSIAH, AN ARCHANGEL, A KING, A PRINCE, AND AN ALL TERRAIN VEHICLE.

actionjackson posted:

Apparently the guy that played Mr. Kruger tried to kill himself

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/seinfeld-actor-critical-condition-self-inflicted-gunshot-head-211505097.html

What? No, no, you're not going out on a high note with me, Mr. Kruger.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

actionjackson posted:

Apparently the guy that played Mr. Kruger tried to kill himself

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/seinfeld-actor-critical-condition-self-inflicted-gunshot-head-211505097.html

[Mouth full] I'm not too worried about it.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Have you ever seen anything like this?

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

RembrandtQEinstein posted:

What? No, no, you're not going out on a high note with me, Mr. Kruger.

G'BYE GEORGE YA BEEN GREAT

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

potee posted:

Have you ever seen anything like this?

never! :haw:

Skrill.exe
Oct 3, 2007

"Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."
Yeah, on one hand he's smart with rockets and on the other part he's dumb with parking.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
I'm tellin' you Jerry, I'm very lucky, that those CROCS, didn't get me!

Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions
Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back!

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
I noticed today while watching 'The Gymnast' that in certain shots where it's close enough, you can actually do the magic eye thing that Mr.Pitt becomes obsessed with and see the image. There is, in fact, a rocket ship with planets and asteroids as Kramer describes.

WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009
Someone bought me a sweet new avatar and it is amazing.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
*breathes on glasses* Oh it be

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

WouldDesk posted:

Someone bought me a sweet new avatar and it is amazing.

You know, I think I could have played with dolls if their were dolls in the house. It seems like fun to me. It doesn’t seem like a gender thing. I think I would like to play with dolls.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

spanky the dolphin posted:

You know, I think I could have played with dolls if their were dolls in the house. It seems like fun to me. It doesn’t seem like a gender thing. I think I would like to play with dolls.
More turkey and wine?

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

jojoinnit posted:

More turkey and wine?
More heavy gravy?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

T. Butt posted:

*breathes on glasses* Oh it be

Maybe it needed some air, y'know, sometimes they need air. They can't breathe in there, it's inhuman!

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003

T. Butt posted:

*breathes on glasses* Oh it be

He took *hoh hoh* It. Out.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
It?

It.

Out?

Out.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
God I hope I get it, I hope I get it! She's gonna get it right in her-

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Coffee And Pie posted:

Maybe it needed some air, y'know, sometimes they need air. They can't breathe in there, it's inhuman!

You can't be out there because I'm out there. And if I see you out there there's not enough voltage in this world to shock me back into coherence.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?

Leovinus
Apr 28, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Robnoxious posted:

More heavy gravy?

Mmm. What's that chemical in turkey that makes you sleepy?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Oh there's action. There's plenty of action. That damned alien autopsy is stealing all the headlines!

WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009

Leovinus posted:

Mmm. What's that chemical in turkey that makes you sleepy?

Tryptophan!

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

WouldDesk posted:

Tryptophan!

-tryptophan

[it's hard to do simultaneous speech]

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ehud posted:

Oh there's action. There's plenty of action. That damned alien autopsy is stealing all the headlines!

...so what do you think about that alien autopsy anyway?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Jerusalem posted:

...so what do you think about that alien autopsy anyway?

Oh that's real.

DoYouHasaRabbit
Oct 8, 2007
So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'
No no no no no. It was not trash.
Was it in the trash?
Yes.
Then it was trash.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

DoYouHasaRabbit posted:

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'
No no no no no. It was not trash.
Was it in the trash?
Yes.
Then it was trash.

It was above the garbage. Hovering. Like an angel.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Supreme Allah posted:

Oh that's real.

I think so, too.

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myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Coffee And Pie posted:

It was above the garbage. Hovering. Like an angel.
Adjacent to refuse is refuse!

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