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>CL Final >Chelsea vs Madrid >Teams walk out onto the pitch to the theme of Jurassic Park to symoblise Chelsea's dinosaurs >John Terry is holding a black baby which he hoists into the air as he \leaves the tunnel >The game kicks off >Chelsea are dominating due to bizarre Madrid tactics >Torres misses 10 open goals including one where he runs onto the line after taking on the entire Madrid team and goes to roll the ball in with his head but somehow manages to hit the bar >Second half >Madrid score quickly after Ronaldo falls to the floor clutching his face and a wayward Torres shot deflects off of him and goes in >Last minute >Can Chelsea score? They always score. >When Torres isn't playing >Chelsea get corner >Cross in >EBJT (Englands Brave John Terry) jumps 20 foot into the air and powers a header in off the post, celebrating by shouting 'FOR MUAAAAMMMMMMMMBA' >Kick off >Chelsea get the ball again >David Luiz tries to be Messi >Pepe notices and attempts to murder him >As he fly kicks Luiz in the skull the ball trickles to Torres >He's through >He rounds the keeper >He shoots >Its going over the bar >Suddenly, the ghosts of Fabrice Muamba, Gary Speed and Sir Bobby Robson appear >They simultaneously head the ball >It goes in >Chelsea win >Mourinho runs onto the pitch with a piece of paper >its a contract he signed with Chelsea 2 days before >He was Chelsea manager the whole time >EBJT and JM embrace on the pitch
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quote:In a class, the teacher is asking everyone what jobs their parents have. this honestly made me laugh
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Adulterous Hitler posted:>CL Final would be happy with this tbh
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:would be happy with this tbh I'd be more happy with Terry once again putting everything on his shoulders, loving it up and crying tbf.
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Adulterous Hitler posted:
These bits made me legit lol I'm sorry
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Psybro posted:These bits made me legit lol I'm sorry He was Chelsea Manager the whole time really got me too.
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https://twitter.com/!/Walken4GOP ctrl f "muamba"
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8raz posted:https://twitter.com/!/Walken4GOP  and then a  because I live in this country
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I think that has to be an American leftie doing the ultimate master troll. Not even Falwell would put that much effort in. edit: Romney2012? Definitely not buying that this bro would touch a guy who has to be reminded to hate gays with a bargepole. Psybro fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Mar 20, 2012 |
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Psybro posted:I think that has to be an American leftie doing the ultimate master troll. Not even Falwell would put that much effort in. That's clearly a fake. Living in the American South I can tell you that absolutely nobody who acts like that (not that there are many mind you) would know who Muamba is, spell so many words correctly, or call the UK the UK.
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Michael Owen posted:One of the worst things about being a footballer is being ill. I've got a sore throat and a bunged up nose but not allowed anything for it! Maybe not the best week to tweet that. At least he's not Richard Littlejohn though quote:At Stamford Bridge, the Chelsea defender, Gary Cahill, a former Bolton team-mate, ‘dedicated’ his goal to Muamba and unveiled a T-shirt bearing the slogan ‘Pray 4 Muamba’ for the benefit of the TV cameras. Jose fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Mar 20, 2012 |
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Mar 20, 2012 13:36
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Jose posted:Maybe not the best week to tweet that. Holy poo poo how much more of a oval office can littlejohn get?
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Holy poo poo how much more of a oval office can littlejohn get? "Here lies Richard Littlejohn; oval office. Not someone who works as a oval office"
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Holy poo poo how much more of a oval office can littlejohn get? 
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If I ever saw Richard Littlejohn IRL I swear I would do time.
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Psybro posted:If I ever saw Richard Littlejohn IRL I swear I would do time. I study law and I can say with a fair degree of confidence that seeing someone on the street isn't punishable by jail time.
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The Mash posted:I study law and I can say with a fair degree of confidence that seeing someone on the street isn't punishable by jail time. I study psych and I can say with a fair degree of confidence that he was implying he would commit a crime worthy of jail time, upon seeing little john, due to his mother issues.
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Modus Trollens posted:I study psych and I can say with a fair degree of confidence that he was implying he would commit a crime worthy of jail time, upon seeing little john, due to his mother issues. I see, thanks for explaining that to me. Mother issues can get the better of the strongest of us.
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Can go either way... If anyone even dares question kennys leadership then you are just a plastic fan who doesn't have a clue about football. His signings have been incredible and like Kenny says, we've just had no luck. A bit of luck and downing and Adam won't be hitting 95% of all shots over the bar... They'll be putting them all in the net. A bit of luck and and the striker and midfielder who Kenny had trusted to be sensational pacey wingers today would have done as they were told. A bit of luck and We'd have scored at least 4 in that game. So calm down. Trust in Kenny. He's a tactical genius who just needs a bit of luck.
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A Liverpool fan thinks that theres something dodgy with United... I genuinely think there Might be something to it though Lent$? For example? You can guarantee that goal against us yesterday Would have been disallowed against Them no question - & the amount of dodgy sendings off & scandalous penalties they benefit from? Is utterly ridiculous. It even happens in Europe now - Look at the way they cheated a penalty in the last minutes after being given an utter Lesson the other night yet no-one mentions that as they Keep winning at home in the PL & why? Well that is the crux of it all no? I bet if anyone had done what they drat well should have done & put phone taps on Them for the past 10 years or so ala Juventus in 2006 or even just carried out a proper undercover investigation of them? That more than a few shall we say less than decent dealings would have come to light & a lot of the utterly ridiculous things that go in this league non-stop & which Just Happen to Always fcuking well hamstring their rivals at crucial times & benefit Them? Would have clicked into place & made sense. But no-one would do that here & to Him - No-one would dare. Or to put it another way - Do you think it's a coincidence that not only has English Football History been virtually rewritten so as to ignore our role & replace us effectively with them Since they came to prominence & everything possible been done to airbrush us & our achievements out of said history? Do you think it's only an odd coincidence that everything possible has been & is now done to Keep them at the top from all sides since their 'breakthrough' year of 1993 & to disrupt in a big way anyone that might possibly challenge them. Most of all is it mere coincidence that All the teams that have overtook them since '93 have often had to use shedloads of money to do so & never stayed in front often due to ridiculous decisions counting against them over a season or that it's Always been them vs A N Other for the title year in, year out for Far to long now given how shite they've clearly been at times & don't give me that "mentality" answer- It's more than that - It's so obvious & it's all to do with Him. One or two years of it being like that yes, but 2 decades!!! Something stinks & to those who say We once did this - Yes but we were never this cynical, this shite week in, week out & certainly never this protected. Like I'm implying? Something stinks & it All leads back to Him. Not that it will ever come out while he's still around - Probably not for years after he's finally gone either - That is how scared certain parties are of him - In short I'll call it out now shall I & say until He is gone & I mean long-gone? Nothing will really change, nothing at all....... In view of all that? I'll make a prediction now shall I? By the time of the City game at the Etihad which Could be City's way of destroying them & their confidence this season once & for all? One of two things will happen. Either in the weeks leading up to the game City will lose & United win more than once with both happening due to ahem dubious/ridiculous decisons that Just Happen to benefit the latter & do damage to the former so said game is neutralised as being important by the time they play one another again or? The same scenario will happen During the game with City being on the end of a whole series of ridiculous decisions that benefit United who will thereby win a match they shouldn't come Near winning, continue the Myth of their greatness & go on to win a title that Again? They should not have come close to without serious obstacles left after the Etihad & all thanks once more? To referees again influencing a season with huge decisions that surprise loving surprise? Are nearly All in Their favour. If I'm wrong? Then feel free to return to this post & call me out on it at a far later date - But I won't be, I know I won't; In short? This I've written above or something like it? Will happen to City & United will walk away with it again & be made out to be something they're quite clearly not - Mark my words............................
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lomzus posted:Can go either way... Incredible post.
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shame we lost boys!! good effort tho!! it weren't for a lack of trying!! even tho we lost, i was mezmarised at times, by some of the one touch football!! the link up play between stevie and suarez was outstanding!! and will only get better!! i think the football kenny got us playing, at the mo, is a million miles more exciting stuff, than from a few seasons ago!! i know we not win, but i can see it all starting to come together on the pitch!! it wont be too long before we bk where we belong!! as for all you negative nancy's!! i actually think that some of you, will be loving the fact that we lost!! just so you can jump all over kenny, the team!! you know, the one that you suppose to support!! it is reali horrible to c liverpool loose.........i nevr njoy seein liverpool loose.............itz horrible.............yu can blame whoevr yu wan2 bt got to say liverpool havnt been lucky..........its been a tough season........ol d GKS whu com to anfield play the match of their careers........liverpool hit the post like the woodwork oli for liverpool is 2 meters wide.........its realy awful to c th team dat i luv som mch.....loose........it hurts evn more wen the better team looses nd liverpool out of their 9 losses hav been the better team in 6 of dem..........add to dat 8 draws out f wic dey deserved to win atlst 5..........add dos 28 points nd v wud b joint top wid man city...............
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it would appear that were this a contest to find the worst posts anywhere about football then looking up Liverpool forums would be cheating.
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PirateBob posted:it is reali horrible to c liverpool loose.........i nevr njoy seein liverpool loose.............itz horrible.............yu can blame whoevr yu wan2 bt got to say liverpool havnt been lucky..........its been a tough season........ol d GKS whu com to anfield play the match of their careers........liverpool hit the post like the woodwork oli for liverpool is 2 meters wide.........its realy awful to c th team dat i luv som mch.....loose........it hurts evn more wen the better team looses nd liverpool out of their 9 losses hav been the better team in 6 of dem..........add to dat 8 draws out f wic dey deserved to win atlst 5..........add dos 28 points nd v wud b joint top wid man city............... If only we had won every game we didn't win then we would be top of the league.
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lomzus posted:A Liverpool fan thinks that theres something dodgy with United... It seems like there's a rule that every person who capitalizes random words is an absolute nutter. I always start checking if there's a hidden message but no such luck
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Last night was only the third time in my life when I self harmed. I don't condone it and I regret it but Liverpool means the world to me. Kenny, this scar is for you. Stevie, this scar is for you. Jamie, this scar is for you. My scar is for Liverpool FC. This club is my family. Please Kenny, do the right thing and step down. I love you but it's hurting me too much now.
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Wario Tifo posted:Last night was only the third time in my life when I self harmed.
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Wario Tifo posted:Last night was only the third time in my life when I self harmed. i added you on facebook in confidence pal
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Wario Tifo posted:Last night was only the third time in my life when I self harmed. Of the 95% of posts in this thread that are from the obviously mental Liverpool support this one is the best. I can just imagine the guy crying and cutting himself as he types... 'errrrr, this ones for you Jamie'
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Wario Tifo posted:Last night was only the third time in my life when I self harmed.
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Wario Tifo posted:Last night was only the third time in my life when I self harmed. 
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Wario Tifo posted:Last night was only the third time in my life when I self harmed.
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lol if supporting liverpool has only made you self-harm 3 times
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BigJimSlade posted:lol if supporting liverpool has only made you self-harm 3 times 
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brows mcgobshite posted:i added you on facebook in confidence pal this reply was used earlier in the thread. also, such a perfect post for so many reasons.
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facebook fan clubs bring out the bestquote:Ramsey
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