Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

meatbag posted:

You can't sit here quoting classical quotes all day!

Happy new year, naked weirdo!

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 16:27

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

TravBot posted:

Happy new year, naked weirdo!

If that's his pizza then I'm Icy whatever.

# ? Mar 22, 2012 13:49

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

spankmeister posted:

If that's his pizza then I'm Icy whatever.

That'll be $68.06, same as my reg date.

# ? Mar 22, 2012 15:22

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

MokBa posted:

That'll be $68.06, same as my reg date.

Then you don't know I won the Oscar?

# ? Mar 22, 2012 15:31

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

Then you don't know I won the Oscar?

I can guarantee you whatever you want.

# ? Mar 22, 2012 18:38

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Coleman posted:

Then you don't know I won the Oscar?

The first post typed entirely in slow motion.

# ? Mar 22, 2012 18:47

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Sanguinia posted:

I can guarantee you whatever you want.

It's slightly less fraudulent if you quote it.

# ? Mar 22, 2012 18:54

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

DrBouvenstein posted:

It's slightly less fraudulent if you quote it.

Ohhh, I'm lying! I'm an appalling failure!

# ? Mar 22, 2012 20:21

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Serella posted:

Ohhh, I'm lying! I'm an appalling failure!

And me, I design mansions, then live in them!

# ? Mar 22, 2012 20:24

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TravBot posted:

And me, I design mansions, then live in them!

I hope you have change... for a FORTUNE!

# ? Mar 22, 2012 20:49

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

TravBot posted:

And me, I design mansions, then live in them!

All hail TravBot, the king with the box!

Now, it's my turn, maybe?

# ? Mar 22, 2012 21:56

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

smashpro1 posted:

All hail TravBot, the king with the box!

Now, it's my turn, maybe?

The box.... says no.

# ? Mar 22, 2012 21:59

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

smashpro1 posted:

All hail TravBot, the king with the box!

TravBot has all the powers of a king,
Plus all the powers of superman,
Also he's a robot.
Aint he cool? TravBot, you rule!

# ? Mar 22, 2012 22:42

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Sanguinia posted:

I hope you have change... for a FORTUNE!

Now THAT'S walking around money!

# ? Mar 22, 2012 22:55

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

So, there are an infinite number of parallel Futurama threads?

# ? Mar 23, 2012 15:12

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

LooseChanj posted:

So, there are an infinite number of parallel Futurama threads?

No, just the two.

# ? Mar 23, 2012 15:19

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I'm sick of parallel LOCUST FART HELL lording his cowboy hat over me! Let's move on to LooseChanj's next fantasy.

# ? Mar 23, 2012 15:25

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Now now now, perfectly symmetrical posting never solved anything.

# ? Mar 23, 2012 18:15

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

MokBa posted:

Now now now, perfectly symmetrical posting never solved anything.

We're exactly alike, I know all his posts... therefore... I have the upperhand.

# ? Mar 23, 2012 18:18

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Coleman posted:

We're exactly alike, I know all his posts... therefore... I have the upperhand.

Just like a woman! Always changing her hair instead of not looking in a box.

# ? Mar 23, 2012 22:52

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Serella posted:

Just like a woman! Always changing her hair instead of not looking in a box.

That's SomethingAwful...

...

...the forum we post on...?

# ? Mar 23, 2012 23:50

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Serella posted:

Just like a woman! Always changing her hair instead of not looking in a box.

Yeah, or the Mongooses! That's a good team name. The Fighting Mongooses!

# ? Mar 24, 2012 00:05

Super Deuce: May 25, 2006; TOILETS
Oh, I like the smell of my own dumps.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Yeah, or the Mongooses! That's a good team name. The Fighting Mongooses!

El Zilcho... Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name?

# ? Mar 24, 2012 00:40

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Dig it! All you fitting in this thread is like seriously freaked up! :2bong:

# ? Mar 24, 2012 01:21

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Coleman posted:

We're exactly alike, I know all his posts... therefore... I have the upperhand.

I can't quote something that is essentially me!

# ? Mar 24, 2012 02:07

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

And I love kangal, ANY kangal!

# ? Mar 24, 2012 02:21

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Dig it! All you fitting in this thread is like seriously freaked up!

...

Get a job!

# ? Mar 24, 2012 02:22

WhoIsBarryBostwick: Sep 17, 2008; You're going to like the way you look...I guarantee it.

TravBot posted:

...

Get a job!

We taught this lion to eat tofu.

# ? Mar 24, 2012 03:02

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

WhoIsBarryBostwick posted:

We taught this lion to eat tofu.

You can't like own property man.

# ? Mar 24, 2012 03:30

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Athenry posted:

You can't like own property man.

I can, because I'm not a penniless hippie!

# ? Mar 24, 2012 03:34

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

kangal posted:

I can't quote something that is essentially me!

It's like I always say... make new friends, but keep the old...

# ? Mar 24, 2012 03:34

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

smashpro1 posted:

I can, because I'm not a penniless hippie!

Right on, Professor Freaksworth!

# ? Mar 24, 2012 04:21

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

You guys should really check out the leprechaun thread!

# ? Mar 24, 2012 04:47

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

LooseChanj posted:

You guys should really check out the leprechaun thread!

Leprechaun thread is alright, if you haven't read the pirate thread!

# ? Mar 24, 2012 04:54

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Coleman posted:

It's like I always say... make new friends, but keep the old...

One is silver...the other is gold! :cry:

# ? Mar 24, 2012 04:55

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Evil Mastermind posted:

One is silver...the other is gold!

Too late did I realize me children were me real treasures... :saddowns:

# ? Mar 24, 2012 08:27

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

It's hot! The butter in my pocket is melting!

# ? Mar 24, 2012 11:14

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

See it used to be milk and well, time makes fools of us all.

# ? Mar 24, 2012 13:25

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

No good! It's full of steam!

# ? Mar 24, 2012 13:52

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TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

sebzilla posted:

No good! It's full of steam!

I am literally angry with rage!

# ? Mar 24, 2012 13:53

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