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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

AltronHGX posted:

I would buy an official Richard & Sal prank phone call CD in a nanosecond.

And then again and again every year they put out a new one.

They had this debate in 2007 or 2008. Richard said that tons of fans had requested it but Howard said no because, "if you want to hear the calls they can listen to the show".

The reality is that anytime Stern has put a CD out it's disaster and the fact that Sal and Richard would sell a shitload of them would bruise his ego.

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null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Bonzo posted:

The reality is that anytime Stern has put a CD out it's disaster and the fact that Sal and Richard would sell a shitload of them would bruise his ego.

Sal and Richard will make me look bad if they pander to my audience by giving them what they want!



Stay tuned for our Pay Per View of "Naked Lesbians Kissing Each Other While Gary Throws Poop in a Monkey Suit"!

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

AxeManiac posted:

Sal and Richard will make me look bad if they pander to my audience by giving them what they want!



Stay tuned for our Pay Per View of "Naked Lesbians Kissing Each Other While Gary Throws Poop in a Monkey Suit"!

I used to have a copy of Unclean Beaver and it was horrendous.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004
Poster inside? What is this, Imus and his loving lithographs?

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Bonzo posted:

They had this debate in 2007 or 2008. Richard said that tons of fans had requested it but Howard said no because, "if you want to hear the calls they can listen to the show".

The reality is that anytime Stern has put a CD out it's disaster and the fact that Sal and Richard would sell a shitload of them would bruise his ego.

Unfortunately, I already knew all too well about that :smith:

What kind of monster would have the heart to tell Richard no to anything?

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


-Atom- posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd_BWUcE2kA

If this video proves anything its that Benjy is the real head of security.
When this happened initially, someone (I think in one of these threads!) noticed that Ronnie actually whisked Teddy out of the studio when it started to go down. I actually think Ronnie did his job.

And Jesus, Robin can not shut up during that video clip: GO GO GO GET OUT OF HERE GO GO GO GO CLOSE THE DOOR GO GO GO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE WHAT THE F IS GOING ON?!??

Sasquatch! fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Mar 23, 2012

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

CortezFantastic posted:

He has been Howard's limo driver forever, the whole stripper/porn star poo poo that used to be Howard's shtick a lot must've rubbed off him big time that it's now his steez.

When Howard first hired Ronnie, he had to tell him to get rid of the Playboy-bunny mudflaps on his limo. And the Playboy-bunny napkinds inside. I'm pretty sure Ronnie was a strip-club guy long before he heard of Howard.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

Sasquatch! posted:

When this happened initially, someone (I think in one of these threads!) noticed that Ronnie actually whisked Teddy out of the studio when it started to go down. I actually think Ronnie did his job.

And Jesus, Robin can not shut up during that video clip: GO GO GO GET OUT OF HERE GO GO GO GO CLOSE THE DOOR GO GO GO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE WHAT THE F IS GOING ON?!??

Robin losing her poo poo is my favorite part of the video. I've watched it several times and it never fails to make me laugh.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Ronnie is a jewgene douche, but I guarantee he would be fun as hell to spend a weekend with. Dude absolutely loves to party.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

kylej posted:

Ronnie is a jewgene douche, but I guarantee he would be fun as hell to spend a weekend with. Dude absolutely loves to party.

Him and Richard are on my make a wish foundation.

I also wish they keep Sal far, far away from me.

(I like Sal, but he is gross and painfully fake/stupid)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

AxeManiac posted:

Him and Richard are on my make a wish foundation.

I also wish they keep Sal far, far away from me.

(I like Sal, but he is gross and painfully fake/stupid)

Howard said it once as an offhand comment: Richard is good, and Sal is evil. I believe he was absolutely accurate.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Hi, this is Sal Governale

Oh hey, the video to this hilarious moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI9e2wmLpM4

and that guy has a ton of other good stuff up.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Crotch Bat posted:

Hi, this is Sal Governale

Oh hey, the video to this hilarious moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI9e2wmLpM4

and that guy has a ton of other good stuff up.

Kevin from Delaware with an outstanding call about 48 minutes in.


"Sal what a fuckin' MORON you are."

haljordan fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Mar 24, 2012

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

prefect posted:

When Howard first hired Ronnie, he had to tell him to get rid of the Playboy-bunny mudflaps on his limo. And the Playboy-bunny napkinds inside. I'm pretty sure Ronnie was a strip-club guy long before he heard of Howard.

I want to beleive you spelled it "napkinds" because that's how Ronnie would pronounce it.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

FogHelmut posted:

I want to beleive you spelled it "napkinds" because that's how Ronnie would pronounce it.

Yes, that's exactly what I was doing. Not a typo at all. Nosiree.



:facepalm:

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
Anybody use the SIRIUS Canada app having problems with it today?

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
I just got ticket vouchers to the 4/12 AGT taping...it says first come, first served though. For anyone else who went - what time did you get there to ensure you got a seat?

Also, this is my favorite part of the ticket voucher:

quote:

DRESS CODE:
YOU MUST ADHERE TO DRESS CODE. YOUR ADMISSION DEPENDS ON IT. Hip, upscale attire is mandatory. You will be on camera so it is very important that you dress nicely! When you look great, the show looks great! No shorts, t-shirts, or hats. We'd prefer you don't wear jeans, but nice jeans are fine. SOLID COLORS ARE APPRECIATED. NO WHITE CLOTHING. Absolutely no clothing with logos or writing will be allowed into the theater.

How strict is this dress code? What the hell is hip, upscale attire? Obviously if I have to ask I do not know.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004
When I think of a show that consists of amatuer ventriloquists and magicians the first two adjectives I think of are "hip" and "upscale."

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Spacemonkey57 posted:

When I think of a show that consists of amatuer ventriloquists and magicians the first two adjectives I think of are "hip" and "upscale."

Yes...I thought this was a show that middle-aged housewives in the Midwest watched, which also does not conjure up images of people who are hip or upscale.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Kelly posted:


How strict is this dress code? What the hell is hip, upscale attire? Obviously if I have to ask I do not know.

You know how every couple goes to some place maybe once or twice a year and they get dolled up for it because it's a special occasion because there's no way they could afford to eat there constantly? Probably like that.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Kelly posted:

I just got ticket vouchers to the 4/12 AGT taping...it says first come, first served though. For anyone else who went - what time did you get there to ensure you got a seat?

Also, this is my favorite part of the ticket voucher:


How strict is this dress code? What the hell is hip, upscale attire? Obviously if I have to ask I do not know.

Your results may vary, but my friend and I showed up 20 minutes before the doors opened and we manged to get front row seats, even after the usher told us we would be going on standby when we arrived at the line. We completely lucked out as we just manged to get with the right usher at the right time to fill in some seats near the production tables.

We dressed in a business casual kind of way, although I saw a lot of people in jeans.


It's a lot of fun though!

-Atom- fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Mar 24, 2012

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

-Atom- posted:

Your results may vary, but my friend and I showed up 20 minutes before the doors opened and we manged to get front row seats, even after the usher told us we would be going on standby when we arrived at the line. We completely lucked out as we just manged to get with the right usher at the right time to fill in some seats near the production tables.

We dressed in a business casual kind of way, although I saw a lot of people in jeans.


It's a lot of fun though!

Thanks! Where did you see it? I am going to the shows in NYC, so I imagine it is going to be a madhouse.


Crotch Bat posted:

You know how every couple goes to some place maybe once or twice a year and they get dolled up for it because it's a special occasion because there's no way they could afford to eat there constantly? Probably like that.

Ha...yeah. Maybe I'll see if I can find my prom dress and wear that!

OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

[BAY AREA GOONS]

Ronnie Block Party Tickets - April 28th

http://cleanboxentertainment.com/tickets_mm.html

Slaine
Feb 26, 2001

Crotch Bat posted:

Hi, this is Sal Governale

Oh hey, the video to this hilarious moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI9e2wmLpM4

and that guy has a ton of other good stuff up.

It really drives home what an idiot Sal is when you see him nodding in agreement with his own comments on the Wrap-Up show about 30 minutes in. It's weird seeing the video for this after listening to it so many times over the years. It's like a whole new dimension of stupid.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:

[BAY AREA GOONS]

Ronnie Block Party Tickets - April 28th

http://cleanboxentertainment.com/tickets_mm.html

I'd be willing to give Israel a free hand in attacking Iran and pay six dollars a gallon for gas if they would agree to take Shuli back.

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches

Kelly posted:

How strict is this dress code? What the hell is hip, upscale attire? Obviously if I have to ask I do not know.

King Of All Blacks, paging King Of All Blacks!

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Caller: Can I say dry humping on radio? I just said it twice.
Nick: Yeah, it's after 10 o'clock. There's some rule where we allow that stuff. But don't mention Jeremy Lin. You'll get kicked off the air.

From last monday's show.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Szyznyk posted:

I'd be willing to give Israel a free hand in attacking Iran and pay six dollars a gallon for gas if they would agree to take Shuli back.

For whatever reason, I find his attitude towards the whole thing incredibly annoying. That fight with Scott last week was especially grating, with Shuli constantly screaming about how he's the headliner and has to do an hour of material. He really thinks he's "made it", I think.

OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

Sand Monster posted:

For whatever reason, I find his attitude towards the whole thing incredibly annoying. That fight with Scott last week was especially grating, with Shuli constantly screaming about how he's the headliner and has to do an hour of material. He really thinks he's "made it", I think.

They're all pretty irritating tbqh although I feel sorry for Yucko because of the ex wife saga, that was probably the most uncomfortable howard tv episode ever

porkfriedrice
May 23, 2010

Super Ninja Fish posted:

Caller: Can I say dry humping on radio? I just said it twice.
Nick: Yeah, it's after 10 o'clock. There's some rule where we allow that stuff. But don't mention Jeremy Lin. You'll get kicked off the air.

From last monday's show.

I've got a bad feeling that there's going to be trouble when the TV show starts. More attention on the show = more people to bitch about the stuff their saying on the air. God I hope I'm wrong, though. Artie has enough trouble keeping the focus on sports. Add censoring the comedy into the mix, and I bet he'll sulk through the rest of the contract.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

Sand Monster posted:

For whatever reason, I find his attitude towards the whole thing incredibly annoying. That fight with Scott last week was especially grating, with Shuli constantly screaming about how he's the headliner and has to do an hour of material. He really thinks he's "made it", I think.

That killed me. Shuli is the headliner. Sure, the show is named Ronnie's block party and they have to pay Ronnie, Scott, or JD to get people to show up, but Shuli is the headliner.

melvinthemopboy3
Sep 29, 2008
Here's Eric the "Actor" on In Plain Sight, in case anyone was interested. I think it's his best acting role yet.

"Crap, don't let the bunnies out" will live forever.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

melvinthemopboy3 posted:

Here's Eric the "Actor" on In Plain Sight, in case anyone was interested. I think it's his best acting role yet.

"Crap, don't let the bunnies out" will live forever.

Do you think we'll get another making GBS threads on the Midget YouTube video, or that Eric the Midget is on the decline from his glory days?

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
How is that little fucker still going? Wasn't he supposed to die like 20 years ago?

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
His acting is horrendous. He needs to dye his loving hair too, he looks like a shrunken fifty year old man.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
"talentless turd on wheels" :lol:

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Howard's latest overly-photoshopped work: http://twitter.com/#!/HowardStern/status/183725627361337344/photo/1

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Brocktoon posted:

Howard's latest overly-photoshopped work: http://twitter.com/#!/HowardStern/status/183725627361337344/photo/1

It looks like some velvet black light print that one buys at a truck stop at 3am.

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Do you think we'll get another making GBS threads on the Midget YouTube video, or that Eric the Midget is on the decline from his glory days?

He peaked before Artie left. If Artie was going to be gone from the show one way or the other he should've just stabbed Eric.

I'm sure the little slug's going to try to spin this as "Suh-hee. I was. Ju-hust ACTing. Like a rear end-huh-ole. On your shuh-how."

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Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


ACK-ACK

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