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Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

scorpiobean posted:

Hahahaha that made me think of Step by Step which was always on just right before dinner time.

Holy wave of nostalgia from this thread though. Also I am ashamed of you all. Unless I missed it, has nobody mentioned MOTHERFUCKING DOUBLE DARE YET? Oh man this was another dinnertime show, my family used to watch all the time!

Also when I think of the 90s, I think of Trapper Keepers (which were banned at my school for some reason) and Lisa Frank which was really popular with the girls.
I swear to Christ they were banned at EVERYONE'S school.

Though if you were in elementary school, it's not as though you had a need for them.

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HateTheInternet
Dec 19, 2004

He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!

Dominoes posted:

Who can forget the Rat Tail?


Anyone remember that kid on Figure It Out who boasted the world's longest rat tail?

I bet he still looks back on that and feels incredibly dumb to this day.

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
Unless I missed it there is a disturbing lack of USA High in here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-fVSIclhy4

And for those that mentioned singled out and boy meets world
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c1Jn8IXeFQ&feature=related

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Here to post more commercials:

The Now That's What I Call Music Commercials
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56PPmMrMyW4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xA8zrAicmc

Gyro Kite(I wanted one of these so bad, but like everything in commercials, it was 19.95 away :()
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWPthdadKyg&feature=related

Mouse Trap! I wanted this too but now that I look back on this commercial it looks like it would have been too much work to set up so I probably never would have played it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkuGzYuy5ZU&feature=related

Pizza head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg2j6EifRWo&feature=related

Anyone remember cousin skeeter?

I remember it being a weird show made even stranger in that it was a single camera show and they insisted on using a laugh track. 90's Gaunab liked it though. Theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQCDxE7eFfA

Davfff
Oct 27, 2008

Gaunab posted:

Anyone remember cousin skeeter?

I remember it being a weird show made even stranger in that it was a single camera show and they insisted on using a laugh track. 90's Gaunab liked it though. Theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQCDxE7eFfA

Sorry if I'm being dense, but what exactly do you mean by 'single camera show'? Watched a couple of random clips on youtube and looks like more than one camera being employed?

Ninja Toast!
Apr 22, 2009
I got the gyro kite. It wouldn't fly.

I'm pretty sure you had to have some pretty significant and constant wind, which just doesn't happen unless you're at the beach, as shown in the commercial. Was pretty disappointing at the time, as I used to like kites as a kid.

^^ Single camera is a style. The office/30 rock/parks and rec are single camera, for example. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single-camera_setup For general purposes, if it doesn't seem like the show was shot in front of an audience and it doesn't have the standard sitcom look/feel to it (like friends or something) there's a good chance it's single camera. Edit 2: Apparently no laugh track is also a single cam thing now, though that hasn't always been the case.

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redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

VoilaIntruder posted:



Holy crap it's proto-Windows 8.

Zellus
Apr 3, 2010

Incompetence surrounds me!


I remember seeing the box for this as a kid and thinking "holy poo poo this is going to be awesome!" Then I watched it, and it turned out to be a half hour long PSA on the dangers of drugs (mainly weed). God was it boring.

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

Lovie Unsmith posted:

JIM THE HAMMER SHAPIRO!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5hn8bhEpMY


Since no one else noticed this one, I have to say that these took me back more than anything. Of course, you have to be from western NY for these to matter, but watching Jim Shapiro's legal commercials is a great way to watch a man slowly go insane over time.

"I CAN'T RIP OUT THE HEARTS OF THE PEOPLE WHO HURT YOU! I CAN'T HAND YOU THEIR SEVERED HEADS!!"

"I may be an S.O.B, but I'm your S.O.B" was a popular phrase at our high school.

Ishamael has a new favorite as of 06:20 on Mar 26, 2012

ExplodingSquidx2
Oct 20, 2010

That's a DAMN fine cup of coffee.
The Wayne Manifesto


Ahh Real Monsters


Around the Twist

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Ninja Toast! posted:

Also, GOO PUNCH! (now you'll have this burned in your memory forever too!)

Fun fact: the kid from the one episode that has the Cool Dr. Money haircut was on the second season of WWE's Tough Enough like ten years ago and currently wrestles for Ring of Honor (and other indies) as Kenny King.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Dominoes posted:

Who can forget the Rat Tail?


I still see people in Malaysia who make their kids have that :negative:

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
^^^ Rhino been meaning to ask, apologize but I have no pms and you don't have any contact info in your profile. Where in malaysia are you? I'm just a little south of you in Indonesia.

Mixed Doubles posted:

This is generally how I see it, but this little series of posts got me thinking about exactly how I'd delineate the nineties from the 2000s. I actually think a big aesthetic marker would be the release of the ipod. Not necessarily because of what it did, but by how it introduced that white, minimalist aesthetic that really took off, in contrast with the xtreme, color blocked nineties. Even nineties futurism tended towards black angular stuff.

I'm probably wrong about it being the ipod that started the wave on this aesthetic shift, but that's what it is in my head.

I probably would put The Matrix at the very end of the 90s for me. It came out in 1999 and it had this vaguely 90s style to it. Things were dirty, and it was about a dystopian future and of course everyone had trenchcoats.

It wasn't quite "90s" as it didn't have some of the god awful fashion of the early 90s but all decades are a transition period.

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Dr. Chainsaws PhD
May 21, 2011

That cheap-feeling clear plastic you used to be able to get all electronics in:



The trend lasted all the way into the 00s (mostly with cheapo controllers) but it defines 90s gaming consoles for me.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

augias posted:

Softcore porn on Showtime.

Then I remembered earnestly trying to spank the monkey to this stuff


:)

Oh yeah, back then kids had to work for their porn. The internet existed, but it was all 28.8 dial-up (at best) so it was scrambled softcore or stolen Playboys for us.

Beer_Suitcase posted:

With Omar Gooding, Cuba's older brother.

Holy poo poo, he was?!?!

EDIT: Not quite. Omar's the younger brother.

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Dingleberry Jones
Jun 2, 2008
If I'm posting a new thread, it means there is a thread already posted and I failed at using the forum search correctly
Also:

Coed Naked t-shirts.

And Big Johnson t-shirts.

They banned them at my school.

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe
Globalstar Software's 100 Action Adventure Games
I'd say that I was raised on the computer, but most of my time on the computer was spent playing the only two volumes of this series I owned.

One of my favorites was a platformer named Guimo.

Even looking back today, this game was pretty drat sweet. Big levels that made you feel like you truly had to fight to survive, crazy enemies, and an arsenal of kick-rear end weapons. You could even summon a little egg-looking robot to fight along side you.

It being a demo, I never played any level other than the very first. I played that little jungle level a lot. I wanted to play the rest of the game so bad that I would draw designs of what I thought the other levels might look like based on the few screenshots I had.

Then there was Baldies...

A real-time strategy game that featured you controling different classes of little bald dudes in war against the Hairies, which were little Eskimo dudes with big beards.

For how long I played this game, I never figured out even the simplest controls. I'd just dick around with my little Baldies until I got tired. Then, I'd use the dig tool to dig a moat below each and every Hairy, killing them without the need to sacrifice my little children.

Me and my best friend would play Baldies on the playground. We would each be a different class, being controlled by an unseen hand.

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f22wSJ8mslQ

The most 90s of anti smoking adverts. It must have been good though since I remember this ad even today.

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Mr Teatime posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f22wSJ8mslQ

The most 90s of anti smoking adverts. It must have been good though since I remember this ad even today.

You know who got their start in anti-smoking commercials?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltqssfzVyrw

That's right. Mac.

Also anyone remember Eerie Indiana?



That poo poo was like x-files for twelve year olds.

Landerig
Oct 27, 2008

by Fistgrrl

ExplodingSquidx2 posted:


Ahh Real Monsters



"Master Ickis you're new here but there is one important thing to learn. The Gromble never, I repeat, never misspeaks!


I went back and watched most of the episodes of this on Netflix. When I was a kid I loving hated the Gromble. I thought he was an rear end in a top hat. Now however going back and re watching the show, well the Gromble is still an rear end in a top hat, but he's one of those fair assholes who learned long ago that he had to be an rear end in a top hat to keep control of the class, and he actually gives a poo poo about properly educating his students.

...And that Ickis is a lazy poo poo who oscillates between having zero self confidence and being over confident.

I'd love to see that show brought back. Very original and very competently done. It's also holding up well to the test of time.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




These on T-shirts:



Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Somebody directed me to this awesome thread.

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Physical
Sep 26, 2007

by T. Finninho

Sizone posted:

There existed the 1990's. It was the decade wherein the cocaine had basically worn off, but you hadn't fallen asleep yet.
This is going to be my go-to quote about things that suck from now on. I applaud you Sizone for your real world insight.

MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010

My Little Puni posted:

Maybe you other 90's kids can help me with this. There was game I used to play, that I believe was a FPS.

During the game I remember going through the map on different levels and giant eyeball monsters would pop out from around corners. Basically all I remember were eyeball monsters and it's been driving me crazy for years.

I don't remember all of the enemies from it, but maybe you're remembering Rise of the Triad.

Also, for content: MOTHERFUCKING WINDOWS 95!


Were you a bad enough dude to have the Plus! upgrade? If not, you were loving nobody!

Motherfucking themes! Sound effects for every goddamned click of the mouse!Radical!


Look at that motherfucking cougar, chilling out on your desktop ready to gently caress poo poo up!


loving 3D (HOLY poo poo THREE-DEE!?!) Space Cadet Pinball!

Tevruden
Aug 12, 2004

Lovie Unsmith posted:

These on T-shirts:





Speaking of t-shirts:

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

MeccaPrime posted:

I don't remember all of the enemies from it, but maybe you're remembering Rise of the Triad.
YES! Motherfucker this is it! Holy poo poo!

MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010

My Little Puni posted:

YES! Motherfucker this is it! Holy poo poo!

If you really want to nostalgia out and you can stand the French-Canadian accent, Psychedelic Eyeball did a Let's Play of it not too long ago. LP Archive Link - Click here to nostalgia.

Related:


LUDICROUS GIBS!

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

This is probably from the early 2000's but I remember this music video used to play on toonami sometimes. Totally what got me in to house music.

http://youtu.be/FGBhQbmPwH8

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

BuckarooBanzai posted:



Also anyone remember Eerie Indiana?



That poo poo was like x-files for twelve year olds.

I remember one episode. Two boys fall in love with a girl, but she's suffering heart failure. One of the boys is killed and his heart goes into her, the other boy tries to get close to her but she can't control her actions towards him because of strange compulsions. Pretty dark for a kids show, but I remember liking it.

Also, seems the series is on Hulu now.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!

Booblord Zagats posted:

I remember one episode. Two boys fall in love with a girl, but she's suffering heart failure. One of the boys is killed and his heart goes into her, the other boy tries to get close to her but she can't control her actions towards him because of strange compulsions. Pretty dark for a kids show, but I remember liking it.

Also, seems the series is on Hulu now.

I remember something about a mother who sealed her kids in Tupperware. Was that the show?

burtonos
Aug 17, 2004

...and the angel did say, "go forth, and lay waste to all who oppose you"
Two of my all time favorites, late night Sunday night:

Monsters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFcku3jSph8

Tales from the Darkside
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw-NMlfa5Aw

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



RagnarokAngel posted:

^^^ Rhino been meaning to ask, apologize but I have no pms and you don't have any contact info in your profile. Where in malaysia are you? I'm just a little south of you in Indonesia.

I'm in kuala lumpur. Sup fellow ASEAN.

I was quite young at the time but has anyone seek a particular book that was all about how to get good grades and be a totally cool person? It was probably one of the most 90s thing I could recall but I can't seem to find it online anywhere.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



burtonos posted:

Tales from the Darkside
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw-NMlfa5Aw

That intro used to scare the poo poo out of me when I was little, but it was an 80's show, not the 90's.

Mixed Doubles
May 5, 2009
Here's something that I've been wondering about for a long time: were the Spice Girls universally popular, or were they more of a nineties version of Justin Bieber or Hannah Montana, where they were really only listened to by kids? Did college kids listen to the Spice Girls? I was in elementary school at the time, and I feel like these acts targeted specifically at tweens are a pretty recent phenomenon, but I also can't really imagine in retrospect that they had any fans older than thirteen. I wonder if they, along with all the boy bands at the time, were really targeted towards adolescents, just not as explicitly as the more recent acts are. On the other hand, the nineties were such a goofy time that it doesn't seem that impossible.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

PlotDevice posted:

This was the greatest place to take kids and will continue to be until the end of time. I dare anyone to prove me wrong.











Oklahoma was the raddest place to be as a kid. :colbert:

Omniplex and the Jasmine Moran were the bee's knees.

burtonos
Aug 17, 2004

...and the angel did say, "go forth, and lay waste to all who oppose you"

AFewBricksShy posted:

That intro used to scare the poo poo out of me when I was little, but it was an 80's show, not the 90's.

Huh, perhaps it was in syndication already.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

BuckarooBanzai posted:

You know who got their start in anti-smoking commercials?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltqssfzVyrw

That's right. Mac.

And look who got her start in an anti-drug PSA.

Rachael Leigh Cook.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nouvelle Vague posted:

I remember something about a mother who sealed her kids in Tupperware. Was that the show?

No idea, I only remember the one episode.

Mixed Doubles
May 5, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

No idea, I only remember the one episode.

It definitely was, because that's the only episode that I remember. I feel like the mother was the woman who played the villain on Alex Mac, but that could just have been my child brain combining the two.

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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
This guy was the coolest motherfucker on the planet.


My friend and I would have sleepovers where we did nothing but eat pizza and play Tekken 3, Medievil and Escape from Horrorland. If we needed a fresh supply of oxygen we just went for a ride on our kickin rad DBS Cybertracks. Why was an offroad bike called cybertrack? gently caress if I know, I just knew I had to have one, or I'd never be cool. :ohdear:

e: I just remembered, the bikes came with CDs (!) with a little MPEG on them showing off how totally cool and cyber this bike was. Blew my 14 year old mind six ways from Sunday.

e: some more

Spellbinder
Australian fantasy show that always seemed to be on when you turned the TV on. Despite this I never had any loving idea what was going on.

Pirates of Dark Water
I think Cartoon Network only ever aired one episode in Norway, but damned if they didn't air that one episode every loving chance they got. I'm serious, the same god damned episode every single time.

The Centurions
Centurions were better than Transformers. I will fight you on this.

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