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Supreme Allah posted:You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better. That's one of my favorite Seinfeld quotes, period. Jerry's delivery is wonderful too. YOU NEED A TEAM.
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Coffee And Pie posted:It was above the garbage. Hovering. Like an angel. Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum.
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Supreme Allah posted:You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better. Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity.
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Relayer posted:I noticed today while watching 'The Gymnast' that in certain shots where it's close enough, you can actually do the magic eye thing that Mr.Pitt becomes obsessed with and see the image. There is, in fact, a rocket ship with planets and asteroids as Kramer describes. This is amazing. I need a screencap now.
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trapped mouse posted:Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?
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potee posted:Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim? Yeah, I did that. ...didn't take too long, either!
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Mar 28, 2012 10:39
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joedevola posted:Yeah, I did that. Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you? You used to really have a thick full head of hair.
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Mar 28, 2012 13:01
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T. Butt posted:Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you? You used to really have a thick full head of hair. Are those canvas sneakers you're wearing?
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Mar 28, 2012 13:46
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Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me.
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Mar 28, 2012 13:52
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haljordan posted:Are those canvas sneakers you're wearing? These are Jimmy's vertical training shoes. Jimmy couldn't jump at all before these. Jimmy.... was like you
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Mar 28, 2012 14:02
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Athanatos posted:This is amazing. I need a screencap now. Here you go: http://i.imgur.com/PA0IR.jpg It's the clearest shot I could find in the episode. It's a little harder to do than they normally are because of the weird angle and Mr.Pitt's shadow, but its definitely still doable. It looks like it's supposed to be the Nasa space shuttle orbiting a generic ringed planet or something.
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Mar 28, 2012 14:11
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Relayer posted:Here you go: Yeah I see a spaceship as well with a planet in the background and something in the top right corner.
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Mar 28, 2012 14:19
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I was never able to see anything in those. 
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wa27 posted:Yeah I see a spaceship as well with a planet in the background and something in the top right corner. I think that thing is the "asteroid" Kramer is talking about, not sure though its kind of garbled.
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jojoinnit posted:I was never able to see anything in those. Same here...I never gotten any of them to work, ever. I'm like that fat guy from Mallrats...only I don't get that little epilogue saying I eventually say it... 
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Mar 28, 2012 15:16
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I've only been able to see one Magic Eye picture. It was goatse.
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They're weird, I've always been able to do them but not very consistently. Sometimes I can get the image instantly, and sometimes it takes like 45 seconds of focus shifting to get it. They aren't really that cool, you see 3d shapes but they're all still composed entirely of weird random squiggly colors. Edit: If you can't do them try this one, cause it's super basic and "easy": http://i.imgur.com/OSe6r.gif The image is just a heart popping out of the rose background, although you can also get it to invert so that it looks like a heart shape is punched in to the background. Anyway, I'll stop the 1995-era derail now.. Relayer fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Mar 28, 2012 |
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Mar 28, 2012 15:55
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I was bald!
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Kull the Conqueror posted:I was bald! Good for you, Jack!
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Elaine, I drew this triangle freehand, it's PERFECT!
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Coffee And Pie posted:Elaine, I drew this triangle freehand, it's PERFECT! It's Isosceles
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Coffee And Pie posted:Elaine, I drew this triangle freehand, it's PERFECT! I remember your v's, they were perfect triangles!
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T. Butt posted:Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you? You used to really have a thick full head of hair. Yeah.. Yeah.. Poof!
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Number One signing off!
jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Mar 29, 2012 |
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 This was on the display case, at the end of the aisle. We're through the looking glass, people.
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JethroMcB posted:
Entenmann's, eh? Did you find those in Audrey's purse?
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Capt. Sticl posted:It's Isosceles You know, I love the name Isosceles. If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer!
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Poque posted:Entenmann's, eh? Did you find those in Audrey's purse? $219,000! Lubeck, you glorious titwillow. You just made me a profit of $190,000.
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JethroMcB posted:
Hmmm, but I could get Drake's Coffee Cake for a buck....
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Jerusalem posted:Hmmm, but I could get Drake's Coffee Cake for a buck.... That's your big boy.
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Wood Jerry, wood.
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BrandNew posted:Wood Jerry, wood. It's like Sweden, Jerry! Sweeee-den!
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Coffee And Pie posted:It's like Sweden, Jerry! Sweeee-den!
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Jerusalem posted:Hmmm, but I could get Drake's Coffee Cake for a buck.... Its a Twix  They're ALL TWIX!
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Coffee And Pie posted:It's like Sweden, Jerry! Sweeee-den! Cheese, George! Cheeeeeese! 
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Kramer, put the paper down! You never listen to me anymore! We hardly even talk!
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Coffee And Pie posted:It's like Sweden, Jerry! Sweeee-den! Then who are the Dutch?
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Kull the Conqueror posted:Then who are the Dutch? They're the ones writing it off.
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Turn your key, Mora. TURN YOUR KEY!
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T. Butt posted:Kramer, put the paper down! You never listen to me anymore! We hardly even talk! Made me think of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GMZjkNW5b8 Amazing scene edit: It's really hard to pick a favorite Seinfeld episode, but this may be my favorite episode. Macaluso fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Mar 31, 2012 |
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